/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I just farted from my penis, felt pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a girl?
Because boys can't do that technically.

[Anonymous No.]

but little girls don't have a penis silly

you sound cute :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11129623
Does that mean I could suck the farts from your penis into my mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11129631
I'm afraid something else would come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>11129635
Like what? Pee?

[Anonymous No.]

last night my laptop was squeeking when i was jerking off and it kept distracting me and i ended up not cumming for a while and when i finally came it shot onto my chin and it scared me thankfully it didnt go in my mouth because im not gay

[Anonymous No.]

That's biologically impossible you dense asspie

[Anonymous No.]

>>11129641
Sometimes when I'm jacking off I think, "I'm gonna eat my cum when I get done," and it'll turn me on a lot, but when I finally cum I chicken out and don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11129646
You won't reach perfect autonomy that way, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11129646
What you need to do is lay down on your back, feet against the wall. Then slowly walk your feet up the wall while moving your body closer. Eventually your back should be against the wall and you'll be upside down, with your legs flopping over your head and your penis located directly vertically above your head.

At this point you should know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11129705
what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11129710
Jack off, cum directly in mouth, swallow, feel dirty and depraved, still think about swallowing cum next time you fap.