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11126310 No.11126310[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>go to a legit Japanese restaurant
>wearing my Naruto headband like a legit Nipponjin (Japanese person)
>"gomenasai, ramen onegaishimasu" (order legit Japanese ramen)
>start slurping my ramen as hard as I can in order to show my appreciation to the chef, like a legit Nipponjin
>all the baka gaijin plebs in the restaurant looking at me with disgust

niggas do you even Japanese?

>> No.11126313

Actually got escorted out of a sushi joint by the chefs because I got drunk on sake and was trying to fuck the waitress who was this bitch I knew in high school.

>> No.11126320

no but, outside of a few highschool /b/tards, who in the world is even like that, even at a convention? Nobody is. You're more likely to find some creep dancing around in a bear costume.

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mfw this story is completely non-fiction and post-neo neo-/jp/ will all be sharing their feels like this a few years down the road if moot doesn't shut this piece of shit board down

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>>11126323
my le face when your le post

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>>11126323
>feels
Is this the feel general?

>> No.11126331

>>11126323
epic rustleface, br/a/h

>> No.11126351

>>11126331
lol that artist's faces look like deviantart

>> No.11126348

>>11126313
#YOLO

>> No.11126360

>>11126310
lol pwoned

>> No.11126364

Who are you quoting?

>> No.11126368

>>11126310
hey,hybrid american.
i don't your future and killing soon!
http://darkelf.dip.jp/images/sadam2.jpg
go back america from ryukyu
we hate hybrid monsters. give back racial island!
will be growing up terrorism!
http://darkelf.dip.jp/doubt/index_en.html

>> No.11126374

In my home country, this is Nara of Japan, american student

1. steal stuff everything

2. lying to policeman

3. spit to face when talking, mouth smell bad

4. don't have money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes

5. raping? jap girl because jap girl say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat

6. very smell of food eating by american

7. very smell of body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?

american=monkey same

>> No.11126398

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQFfRN6qmA

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