/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hello? Jay pee?

My son wants a toohoo for his birthday. He wants a soo-ee-kuh. Where do i buy one?
I have 10 dollars

[Anonymous No.]

You can get a watermelon at the local grocery store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11071298
I have a huge watermelon, I had to chop in to 4 slices to get it in the fridge

[Anonymous No.]

Listen sweetheart, I can get you the tuhu but in return you're gonna have to do a little something for me, you understand?

[Anonymous No.]

Here, grandma. But you need more money because the Jews says so.

http://www.toylet.net/th00109005.html

[Anonymous No.]

I love threads that are some stock picture with an in-character post. Like an old person or a family member or whatever. I'm not even joking, they always make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11071303
>tfw no qt jp bf to eat watermelon with on a hot summer evening

[Anonymous No.]

tfw your waiten for Reisen fumos
The wait is killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11071321

[Anonymous No.]

Hello betty ;)

[Anonymous No.]

"suika" is Japanese for watermelon.

No, I kid you not. Watermelon.

Just a heads-up, too, your son is bein' nutty in a way that might make him unpopular on this board (not that it exactly matters, no accounts on this site and all, but anyway...)