Dan has become a wizard today. How long until he kills himself?

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Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:38:12 2013 No.11042749 [Reply] [Original]

Dan has become a wizard today. How long until he kills himself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:40:42 2013 No.11042756 >>11042749 Do i have to have a PHD in this sorta field to understand whats going on just like Evansmellyon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:42:42 2013 No.11042763 So Dan is really starting to lose it, huh? I guess it was always just a matter of time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:43:57 2013 No.11042768 congratulations on being one day closer to death dan! we're all looking forward to it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:48:42 2013 No.11042781 File: 272 KB, 488x527, 1365330117690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm only 27 but this comic hit me like a truck. This isn't a way to start my Saturday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:49:42 2013 No.11042784 >>11042781 I'm 32. Don't worry you can survive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:50:57 2013 No.11042788 File: 28 KB, 446x336, big deal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So deep and meaningful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:52:42 2013 No.11042793 >>11042784 survival is a very low bar for living

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:53:27 2013 No.11042794 File: 203 KB, 900x3552, 1363659418891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11042763 I think he lost it a long time ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:53:42 2013 No.11042797 >>11042793 So what do you suggest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:00:58 2013 No.11042810 >>11042749 He's only 30? He draws himself like he's 55. I wish he'd draw for us again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:01:27 2013 No.11042813 >>11042797 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:02:12 2013 No.11042816 >>11042749 >>11042794 more from this artist please

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:02:27 2013 No.11042817 >>11042810 i would've guessed 35 before this. it's very disturbing to find out that dan is only a few years older than me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:03:27 2013 No.11042828 Ha ha, our birthdays are so close together. Happy birthday Dan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:03:42 2013 No.11042829 File: 124 KB, 700x700, 1206404735204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11042816

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:04:42 2013 No.11042838 >>11042794 he draws very cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:05:13 2013 No.11042843 >>11042829 Does we have a blog or Pixiv? >>11042794 Also who is that girl? Is "dessert" code name for ntr?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:05:43 2013 No.11042846 >>11042817 He seems like a person who is under a lot of self-induced stress. No wonder he's aged so quickly, if what he draws himself as is an accurate representation of his physical self.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:06:12 2013 No.11042853 >>11042843 Former classmate

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:09:12 2013 No.11042864 >>11042843 'Is "dessert" code name for ntr?' yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:12:13 2013 No.11042877 I can never tell if Dan is just doing a comic persona and he's poking fun at himself, or if he's genuinely a miserable bastard. He sounded pretty happy in that one podcast, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:16:27 2013 No.11042886 >>11042877 i can also sound happy for short periods of time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:21:42 2013 No.11042902 >>11042886 But I want to believe Dan is happy, so he's happy, okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:24:27 2013 No.11042908 >>11042902 at least he's not a bastard as far as we know, anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:38:12 2013 No.11042957 >>11042908 He's a bit of a bastard. He basically abandoned us, after all. He posted a Flash game in the OC thread a few months ago, but that doesn't make up for years of neglect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:42:12 2013 No.11042962 i meant in the who-his-mom-fucked sense but yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:44:27 2013 No.11042964 ..Dan.. dan kim Something lights in my brain but I can't recall .. who was that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:50:27 2013 No.11042977 File: 8 KB, 300x200, penny_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which Dan Kim would you fug?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 10:58:58 2013 No.11043006 >>11042813 But your mom's not around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:16:59 2013 No.11043043 I like Dan. I hope he's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:17:28 2013 No.11043045 File: 275 KB, 900x4579, tomoyo361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is beyond depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:20:58 2013 No.11043049 >>11042794 This makes me feel bad for being normalfaggot and a woman. I'm sorry I never knew the grief I've caused you. I wish I could change my ways or if it is too late...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:22:13 2013 No.11043050 >>11042749 Whole thing too big too post? That was a little depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:24:58 2013 No.11043055 >>11043045 What's this, some kind of /v/-comic? Anyway, cool memes, dude. Great work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:26:43 2013 No.11043062 I'm tired of comic artists advertising themselves here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:29:43 2013 No.11043068 >>11043049 Yeah, fuck you Milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:30:29 2013 No.11043072 Kill yourself already, Dan Kim. Every breath you take wastes valuable oxygen for someone better than you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:36:28 2013 No.11043084 >>11042749 remember when Dan would post on jaypee? those were good times ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:38:13 2013 No.11043090 >>11043084 /jp/ is way too tsundere for Dan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:39:43 2013 No.11043095 >>11043055 I unironically hope you die and leave /jp/ for being either so new or such a bad shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:39:58 2013 No.11043096 i love you dan. don't give up hope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:43:29 2013 No.11043108 i'm depressed now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:45:43 2013 No.11043119 Lately I have become convinced there actually aren't any 30 year old virgins on the internet and I will become the only one. Everyone claiming to be one is pretending and is a part of the conspiracy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:46:58 2013 No.11043125 >>11043119 Typical thing that every 30 year old virgin thinks. Welcome home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:47:28 2013 No.11043126 >>11043119 Staying a virgin with /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:52:13 2013 No.11043141 >>11043119 Define 'virgin'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:58:14 2013 No.11043156 >>11043141 its u

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 11:58:44 2013 No.11043158 >>11043119 I hugged a girl once, will I still become a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:02:43 2013 No.11043170 >>11043158 No! Hug sluts can never be true wizards!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:03:43 2013 No.11043172 >>11043119 And what proves you're not just trying to convince me that there are other 30 year old virgins in the internet as paranoiac as me, in order to avert my attention from the conspiracy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:04:28 2013 No.11043176 >>11043156 oh u

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:04:28 2013 No.11043178 >>11043141 It's a zodiac

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:05:43 2013 No.11043182 >>11043170 What if they were in love when they hugged?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:06:59 2013 No.11043190 >>11043172 But you're not 30. I bet you're not even a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:10:28 2013 No.11043201 >>11043190 Indeed I'm not 30 yet, but I thought it was implied we're all aspiring for the job here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:12:28 2013 No.11043214 ... aspiring?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:14:13 2013 No.11043222 dan pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:14:43 2013 No.11043224 >>11043182 It was one of those "happy birthday i kinda know you" hugs. I think she felt the boner as she never talked to me again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:21:49 2013 No.11043249 >>11043224 I had one of those happen to me too but then I was like 'LOL 3DPD get out' and fuggin slammed her right in the jaw and then everyone looked at me really frightened and then I took a shit on the floor and went home. NEET4LIFE! :^D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:24:50 2013 No.11043263 >>11043249 Lol, you mean you tried to grab her ass and she slapped you so hard the grease on your face flew off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:36:13 2013 No.11043304 File: 65 KB, 750x1030, Dan gets NTR'd by himself.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11042843 >Is "dessert" code name for ntr? Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:39:59 2013 No.11043316 >>11043304 is there more of this riveting tale

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:41:58 2013 No.11043327 >>11043304 I bet Dan actually does this in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:44:13 2013 No.11043336 File: 191 KB, 675x2929, tomoyo376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:44:43 2013 No.11043337 >>11042843 >Does we have a blog or Pixiv? Dude. Clone army.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:45:58 2013 No.11043344 >>11043336 >Making a face I had never seen before Lies. I bet he draws porn of that slut and faps to it all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:46:58 2013 No.11043348 File: 110 KB, 285x1370, nana_life_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11042977 Why, Nana of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:47:59 2013 No.11043353 File: 54 KB, 675x1008, tomoyo377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:48:43 2013 No.11043357 >>11043348 Did he draw this? I remember reading this so long time ago... How nostalgic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:48:58 2013 No.11043360 File: 96 KB, 750x1627, tomoyo378.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:49:28 2013 No.11043362 Did Dan draw those mugs (the Meido and Cornelia ones) and that Cirno Q&A thread? They both look like his style, but they're not on his website and I've read that they were someone else's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:51:28 2013 No.11043370 File: 74 KB, 750x1483, tomoyo379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:52:28 2013 No.11043375 I first read Dan's comic HH on Jast or whatever hosted it. And then I went on /jp/ and was like "Woah, the guy that makes that comic is here! /jp/ is a cool and pretty happening place!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:52:43 2013 No.11043377 File: 92 KB, 750x1389, tomoyo380.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:54:14 2013 No.11043384 >>11043362 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:54:29 2013 No.11043386 File: 52 KB, 750x2186, tomoyo381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:54:44 2013 No.11043387 >>11043375 >/jp/ is a cool and pretty happening place! haha

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:55:29 2013 No.11043393
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>>11043375
I first read April and May. In, like, '05 or '06.

I already had this saved though, and it took me at least a couple of months to notice it was Dan's.

And then he did those pictures that were on 4chan during the months it was down in... '07, I think?,

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:55:43 2013 No.11043394
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>>11043362
I wonder about that myself, since I actually HAVE the meido mug, and never actually found out who did the art. I don't think it's his though, it's similar but... chibbier? I dunno, maybe he could've pulled that off, who knows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:56:28 2013 No.11043398 File: 45 KB, 750x1492, tomoyo382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:57:59 2013 No.11043403 File: 33 KB, 427x421, moot_insert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043393 This one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:58:14 2013 No.11043406 >>11043393 Shit, Dan drew that picture? I didn't even know, for all this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:59:14 2013 No.11043411 >>11043403 Also, looks like it was '06, not '07.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 12:59:29 2013 No.11043412 File: 62 KB, 593x466, 09682f05fd93d225d0a59119f6b88870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043403 >>11043406 Oh shit, Dan drew these pictures too? I hadn't even realized. It's been quite some time.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:01:45 2013 No.11043417

>>11043384
Then who did?

>>11043394
Yeah, they have those blocky heads he sometimes does.

I think someone said it was somebody from some Spanish country. Apparently he recently drew a picture with the /ota/ and /bun/ mascots.

I've seen him post, but he posts anonymously and never answers my questions (like Dan!)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:03:14 2013 No.11043420 EVERY1 LOOK AT MY COMIC THE COMIC ARTISTS RUNESCAPE CLAN SAID I COULD GET VIEWERS HERE :*) http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10982092

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:04:15 2013 No.11043423 >>11043420 go away dan

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:04:44 2013 No.11043425
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>>11043412
>>11043411
>>11043403
Good times.

iichan made a great host, and /azu/ was great.

I wonder why I stopped going to /azu/... oh, yeah, that funny namefag was banned, and the board wasn't funny anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:05:59 2013 No.11043433 >>11043420 That comic's not so bad, but I think it's too obvious at times, like "lol fat nerds are WEIRD!" When Dan does similar comics, they're more like dry humour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:07:14 2013 No.11043436 >>11043425 >iichan Don't... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:07:29 2013 No.11043438 >>11043433 i agree, 'i' love dan's comics! let's all go buy some dan-related merchandise, because it's very otakool-aid :p lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:08:14 2013 No.11043441 >>11042957 Didn't he do that massive waifu drawfagging thing recently too? That counts as us too, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:08:29 2013 No.11043445 >>11043438 Wait, but if I'm Dan and you're Dan... >Clone army It all makes sense now!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:09:00 2013 No.11043454 >>11043452 do it, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:09:45 2013 No.11043452 Dan you fat weeaboo faggot, I know you're lurking. Make a thread. A proper one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:10:45 2013 No.11043456 >>11043452 THIS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:11:44 2013 No.11043463 File: 102 KB, 285x1370, nana_life_008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does he call his comics "manga"? Is it because he's Asian?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:13:59 2013 No.11043470 File: 178 KB, 600x630, tomoyo186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043463 ironically

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:16:30 2013 No.11043479 Happy Birthday Dan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:17:45 2013 No.11043482 >>11043463 im reading this series right now i'm crying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:17:45 2013 No.11043483 File: 40 KB, 630x677, cupcake_style_work.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043452 It wouldn't be any different from this thread. >>11043479 Cake you very much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:18:15 2013 No.11043485 File: 25 KB, 300x300, feeldude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that otafeelio when you read the latest dan manga >it's sad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:18:44 2013 No.11043486 File: 107 KB, 285x1370, nana_life_014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043482 If you're not laughing, you're not the intended audience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:18:59 2013 No.11043488 >>11043470 He looks unnervingly like Guts there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:19:44 2013 No.11043490 >>11043483 Sup Dan. Give us some th14 2hus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:21:14 2013 No.11043496 File: 163 KB, 800x500, METAL_FIST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dan stop trying to be Neil Gaiman and make more fun comics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:21:29 2013 No.11043497 >>11043490 Hello Dan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:22:29 2013 No.11043501 >>11043483 >It wouldn't be any different from this thread. Is that your way of saying "I made this thread"? (it's okay, we understand)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:22:44 2013 No.11043502 >>11043497 >>11043445

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:22:44 2013 No.11043504 >>11043490 I don't know any of the post-Fairy Wars 2hus. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:23:59 2013 No.11043509 >>11043504 Bitch. Touhouwiki. http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Double_Dealing_Character/Characters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:24:14 2013 No.11043514 File: 194 KB, 800x800, Yuuka remembers your birthday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043483 Happy Birthday!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:24:45 2013 No.11043517 File: 153 KB, 600x334, chookuris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do gringos even try to be otacool?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:25:59 2013 No.11043523 >>11043045 Personally I find it arousing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:29:59 2013 No.11043538 File: 27 KB, 209x333, tomoyo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you are here Dan I wish you a happy birthday, and thanks for all the comics you've made so far! Your Tomoyo is the funniest I've seen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:32:00 2013 No.11043550 File: 27 KB, 450x450, cirno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043509 Here's your kawaii 2hu, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:35:45 2013 No.11043562 File: 2.70 MB, 1920x1080, asuka making a casually frustrated or exasperated face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread, and this artist, REEKS of crossboarder. Get the FUCK out of my /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:35:45 2013 No.11043564 >>11043550 Very funny. Now gimme a beheaded chu2. http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sekibanki http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=赤蛮奇

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:36:59 2013 No.11043569 >>11043562 >crossboarder >posts Asuka >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:37:14 2013 No.11043573 >>11043550 I'm going to print this out and pin it on my wall. Can you also draw one of your ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEALs telling me to do my reps?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:37:29 2013 No.11043574 >>11043562 1/10. Believable for all the other /a/tavistic crossboarders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:37:29 2013 No.11043575 >>11043562 Wow dude kill yourself out of /jp/ immediately, you tired piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:37:44 2013 No.11043576 >>11043496 I remember reading his stuff back in 2004 when I was like 16 and in my super edgy phase if nothing else it got me into Nihei's stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:37:44 2013 No.11043577 File: 2.08 MB, 1920x1080, what the fuck you lookin' at kid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043569 You're not fooling anyone, ''dan''

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:37:44 2013 No.11043578 File: 123 KB, 768x1024, 1337446448278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043550 Cute Cirno dude. Happy Birthday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:38:14 2013 No.11043580 File: 418 KB, 707x579, stay virg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043119 Actually, when you turn 30 your virginity disappears completely

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:38:45 2013 No.11043583 File: 52 KB, 413x413, Cryingbaby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043577 "No one is paying attention to me because Dan is around, I better go and post in his thread. Picture related, its you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:38:45 2013 No.11043585 File: 2.62 MB, 1920x1080, asuka distracting herself.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >anon >anon >anon >anon Holy fuck, look at all this crossie vernacular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:39:00 2013 No.11043595 File: 29 KB, 450x450, blub-blub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blub blub

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:39:29 2013 No.11043592 File: 1.99 MB, 1920x814, asuka kicking shinji in plug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043583 This is you and me, Dan. Me on the right. I'm the one footing at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:39:44 2013 No.11043593 >>11043577 So new it's sad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:40:30 2013 No.11043598 Trevor getting owned as always. Nothing to see here, move along.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:40:59 2013 No.11043600 Looks like its actually me on the right kicking your nerd ass, /q/ueer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:41:29 2013 No.11043601 >>11043595 I thought that was her erection in that little bubble that she was flip fapping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:41:29 2013 No.11043603 >>11043595 FUCK YES! FIRST th14 MADE BY DAN! Thanks, man. Happy birthday, and keep 'em coming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:42:29 2013 No.11043607 >>11043601 Me too. DAN ALL THOSE LEWD COMICS ARE POLLUTING YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:43:44 2013 No.11043611 >>11043576 Gaiman is still good when you're an adult though, and he's a super swell guy. Though I'll admit I went through that "I AM NOW A MATURE ADULT I HATE HIS WORKS" phase. But he's not of those authors at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:44:15 2013 No.11043618 File: 76 KB, 500x500, gode den imeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY name DEN i make GODE IMAG MENGA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:45:14 2013 No.11043623 >>11043618 holy fuck could trevor be anymore mad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:45:29 2013 No.11043624 >>11043611 Paper Eleven is pretty damn good at any age, get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:47:00 2013 No.11043640 File: 70 KB, 500x500, IMAG DON GOOD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VVery GOOD dane DANe image GOOD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:48:29 2013 No.11043643 File: 20 KB, 450x450, chu2flip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043564 welp >>11043573 coming up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:48:30 2013 No.11043645 >>11043624 I thought you meant Neil Gaiman. Dan Kim writes teenage trash that nobody over the age of 20 should be reading. (just kidding, I love you Dan)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:49:44 2013 No.11043649 Dan, draw a circle. You are free to interpret this request in any way you wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:50:00 2013 No.11043660 File: 47 KB, 500x500, danE munga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DAN make a mANGA GOOD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:50:00 2013 No.11043662 >>11043643 Awesomeness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:53:15 2013 No.11043675 File: 22 KB, 128x176, a face that sucked men's cocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043643 I shall now forever imagine Sekibanki as being extremely shy and flipping her head on it's place whenever she gets flustered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:53:59 2013 No.11043678 File: 21 KB, 450x450, dawg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043618 >>11043640 das kawaii dawg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:54:59 2013 No.11043684 File: 50 KB, 500x500, dune god imaje.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043678 sstOP MAKE fun of DAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:56:14 2013 No.11043694 File: 112 KB, 600x600, 1307509036943.jpg (600×600).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043678 Could you do a drawing of Yakui getting high with one of your original characters? I would like that very much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:56:14 2013 No.11043695 Is Dan a virgin? I thought he would have been deflowered by a cosplaying con-slut by now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:57:14 2013 No.11043698 >>11043695 Please do not suggest such violence on this christian board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:57:29 2013 No.11043700 File: 157 KB, 1366x768, 1352583890714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mug when T is more virg than Dan and /jp/ combined

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:57:59 2013 No.11043702 >>11043695 Is he popular among those types?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:58:14 2013 No.11043705 >>11043700 What a loser. He's so much of a loser that he's even jealous of uber betas like Dan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:58:29 2013 No.11043706 File: 2.47 MB, 1920x1080, asuka in bardiel plug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043700 I wanna have sex with that autism girl...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:58:59 2013 No.11043709 >>11043694 Yesterday a doctor stuck a needle in my right index finger, it really hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:00:15 2013 No.11043715 >>11043684 >>11043660 >>11043640 >>11043618 I'm used to Dan samefagging, drawing shitty images, and replying to himself with pre-prepared images-responses, but I'm amazed he had the nerve to save images as jpegs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:01:29 2013 No.11043718 >>11043715 dan's every poster in this thread. even me. the virus is spreading

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:01:59 2013 No.11043720
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>>11043678
Dan how many e-mails do you get from neckbeards who would legit become the little girl for you and make you breakfast every morning

I find you very moe and would totes do this. However I am a gentle soul and also a neckbeard so please take good care of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:02:14 2013 No.11043723 >>11043715 It's next level performance art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:03:14 2013 No.11043724 File: 30 KB, 450x450, reps.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043573 Do your reps, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:03:14 2013 No.11043725 >>11043720 +1 me as well, I am 19, have reasonably sized breasts and a desire to become dan's sexual slave please respond dan, I will send you an email if you're interested

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:04:14 2013 No.11043727
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>>11043724

You didn't even know what reps he was talking about?

Wow, you're really out of the loop. You'll never be otacool like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:04:14 2013 No.11043728 What happens if you're 30 and a virgin, but female?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:04:14 2013 No.11043732 >>11043728 You become a witch. You will immediately feel the urge to purchase kettles and alchemical ingredients, and grow witchly facial hair. This is improperly called 'menopause.'

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:04:14 2013 No.11043733 >>11043725 >reasonably sized breasts I don't think Dan is interested in moobs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:04:14 2013 No.11043734 >>11043720 >>11043725 But the question is: Are you willing to move to Canada?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:04:44 2013 No.11043730 Why is Dan such a good person? Why can't he be on /jp/ all the time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:05:29 2013 No.11043736 >>11043724 Those aren't the kind of reps I meant, but now I'm definitely going to exercise and get fit and it's all your fault. Thank you...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:05:44 2013 No.11043737 >>11043734 Yes, dan. I will do anything for you. Please respond. I am serious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:05:44 2013 No.11043738 >>11043727 You speak as if doing your reps don't makes your body stronger and gracefuller as it is infused with japanese spirit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:05:44 2013 No.11043740 >>11043734 harsh, cruel world

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:06:14 2013 No.11043741 >>11043728 islamic husband

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:06:14 2013 No.11043742 >>11043725 Get a load of this whore trying to use her female body to win over that sincere and pure /jp/ that poster before her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:06:14 2013 No.11043743 >>11043724 Cupcake Princess has become a lot more aggressive as of late is this Dan's way of quarantining his existential hatred of himself into a fictional container separate from his person?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:06:29 2013 No.11043745 File: 2.62 MB, 1920x1080, asuka kicking shinji.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043738 >gracefuller Nice try Dan. This is me and you by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:06:44 2013 No.11043746 >>11043728 In my country there's the slang "ficar pra titia", meaning that all you'll ever be is an unmarried aunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:07:00 2013 No.11043755 >>11043734 I'm already a Canadian! Though I'm not sure if I want to move to Vancouver. Is Dan willing to move to Newfoundland for virgin NEET boypussy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:07:44 2013 No.11043748 File: 71 KB, 600x1028, cupcake_woop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043736 Wh-what? What kind of rep were you talking about? Anyway, whatever kind of problem you're having, you can probably solve it by lifting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:07:45 2013 No.11043750 >>11043746 >>>/BR/ HUEHUEHUE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:07:59 2013 No.11043754 >>11043746 finnskum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:09:14 2013 No.11043760 >>11043748 Why is cupcake's butt so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:09:29 2013 No.11043761 >>11043748 >Anyway, whatever kind of problem you're having, you can probably solve it by lifting. Next week on Biography Comics: Dan gets ripped. Girls still won't talk to him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:10:14 2013 No.11043770 >>11043748 >What kind of rep were you talking about? Please browse /jp/ more. You don't have anything better to do anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:10:30 2013 No.11043767 >>11043748 Dan, draw Imaizumi. You've already drawn Wakasagihime and Sekibanki, so I feel bad for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:12:44 2013 No.11043774 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_0_ro04uI Dan on his date last fridey

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:13:44 2013 No.11043777 File: 42 KB, 500x500, don.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mmy name DEN I LOVE go to the gym, bar get some BABIES HOYT BABIES big brast

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:13:59 2013 No.11043780 I miss the old dan /jp/ stories like touhouranger and that one touhou teen tv show. You have a month to come up with something else for us. Happy birthday by the way, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:15:15 2013 No.11043787 >>11043715 >jpeg Holy shit I just noticed this. How low is Dan willing to go to pretend he isn't a massive samefaggot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:15:29 2013 No.11043783 File: 47 KB, 500x500, DUN raps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everone remeber do your rops

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:15:29 2013 No.11043784 >>11043777 Please do not bully Dan. He is a gentle soul and needs your support.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:16:59 2013 No.11043788 File: 39 KB, 540x378, nanamimimode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043394 Those mug designs WEREN'T drawn by Dan? What the fug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:17:14 2013 No.11043793 File: 27 KB, 450x450, licklick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043767 That's the best I could do. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:18:15 2013 No.11043798 File: 1.42 MB, 1920x1080, asuka wallowing after needing help from shinji and rei.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is Dan right now. Dan on the left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:18:44 2013 No.11043795 File: 440 KB, 900x506, jp game 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043788 I think they were drawn by this guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:18:59 2013 No.11043796 You know Dan could probably make money if he gave up the ghost and started drawing porn commissions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:18:59 2013 No.11043797 File: 95 KB, 600x733, 114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dan why are you a sad man?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:19:59 2013 No.11043802 >>11043793 It's great, man. You've got no reason to say you're sorry. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:20:15 2013 No.11043803 File: 640 KB, 1280x720, lewd ;-;.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043793 >you know what they say about girls with big hands N-No, I d-don't...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:20:45 2013 No.11043805 >>11043802 You're welcome Dan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:21:44 2013 No.11043807 >>11043336 Looks like this garbage is just his kink, otherwise he wouldn't waste time drawing himself getting ntr'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:21:44 2013 No.11043808 >>11043803 they got big cocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:21:44 2013 No.11043809 You should have some more fun, Dan. Please draw Yuugi because she drinks and has a lot of fun. If I was near you, I'd buy you a beer and have a drink with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:22:44 2013 No.11043813 Dan-sama, what do you think of Leo Modesto and his kind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:23:29 2013 No.11043817 >>11043755 Please respond Dan. pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:23:59 2013 No.11043820 >>11043817 creepy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:24:14 2013 No.11043822 Is dan the new milk? Will there people in a month's time killing themselves because they can't have sex with dan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:24:30 2013 No.11043826 Dan you live in Toronto right? Do you want to meet up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:24:30 2013 No.11043827 >>11043795 Who is that guy? Did he also draw those comics, like the Ar Tonelico and "G*K sent me" ones? They felt Dan Kim-esque.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:25:29 2013 No.11043831 >>11043822 we can only hope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:25:59 2013 No.11043834 File: 62 KB, 840x525, rikastile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You've been replaced Dan. We have Rika Nipah now. We don't need you anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:26:59 2013 No.11043836 >>11043820 why not PLS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:27:29 2013 No.11043838 >>11043777 This one made me larf a grate big shite. It really does look smug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:27:29 2013 No.11043839 File: 26 KB, 500x500, yuugi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043809

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:27:59 2013 No.11043840 >>11043838 nice job dan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:27:59 2013 No.11043841 File: 314 KB, 527x640, 354616571277369011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043820 Even Dan wouldn't accept my affections brb sudoku

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:28:00 2013 No.11043849 >>11043839 I'd her horn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:28:45 2013 No.11043847 File: 99 KB, 376x469, laughing arthropod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043839 Oh you glorious bastard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:29:14 2013 No.11043851 Dan, I just want you to know I love you. In a platonic way. Do you go to cons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:29:44 2013 No.11043853 File: 56 KB, 600x1028, cupcake_goodside.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043841 I'm sorry. You just deserve better, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:30:45 2013 No.11043860 >>11043853 Please let me jerk off on your ass, dan. I've wanted you for so long. I'm going to end it all if you don't fly my to Canada and let me jerk off on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:31:45 2013 No.11043862 >>11043853 Could you just draw Yakui being sad then... please...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:33:00 2013 No.11043873 File: 565 KB, 931x1000, 34047562717989972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043853 You called me creepy though. Why bully?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:33:30 2013 No.11043867 A friend linked this thread to you, right Dan? When's the last time you browsed /jp/ regularly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:33:30 2013 No.11043868 File: 176 KB, 1300x791, Real Lives -89.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043860 Another one hits Balamb Garden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:34:30 2013 No.11043876 >>11043839 Thanks Dan. We should go drinking and lifting. To do our reps. Sorry Yuugi, I be mirin'

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:34:30 2013 No.11043877 >>11043839 10/10 would do bodyshots off yuugi mixed with delicious oni ab-sweat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:34:59 2013 No.11043880 >>11043873 Because you're a fucking weirdo. I thought you were killing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:36:14 2013 No.11043887 File: 29 KB, 450x450, rika.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:36:44 2013 No.11043891 >>11043880 Dan wouldn't use punctuation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:37:29 2013 No.11043894 File: 19 KB, 400x286, EazyE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043748 >What kind of rep were you talking about? This kind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:37:59 2013 No.11043895 >>11043887 something to ni-pah about

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:40:29 2013 No.11043899 File: 21 KB, 450x450, kawaii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043873 Don't worry. You are kawaii, anon-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:40:29 2013 No.11043900 >>11043887 everything to ni-pah about

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:42:59 2013 No.11043911 File: 50 KB, 450x532, THAT IS NOT SO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043899

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:43:44 2013 No.11043913 >>11043899 Dang, that's HELLa cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:44:59 2013 No.11043917 >>11043899 Ultra kawaii would inflate with semen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:45:14 2013 No.11043920 Don't worry Dan at least /jp/ still loves you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:48:00 2013 No.11043935 File: 27 KB, 500x375, kyojin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:49:44 2013 No.11043938 >>11043887 Nonoodles/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:50:16 2013 No.11043945 >>11043899 >>11043887 Wow, I always loved your art. You think you can do a Nitori with some captcha on how I should "Do my science work"? It's in the same theme as the others. Anyway, keep on truckin' boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:51:45 2013 No.11043946 >>11043523 So I'm not the only one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:52:14 2013 No.11043950 Why is Dan's artstyle so shitty and generic and 12-year old on deviantart now? I think the real Dan killed himself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:52:44 2013 No.11043952 >>11043899 I really like your art too Aside from these OC threads, this is the first time I see you around

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:53:44 2013 No.11043954 File: 67 KB, 450x450, Sekibanki flipping you off.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nobody asked for it, but I wanted it so fuck you. I made a shitty paint job on Dan's Sekibaki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:53:59 2013 No.11043955 >>11043950 You mean the 3 minutes sketches aren't up to your Dan Kim standards?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:54:14 2013 No.11043956 >>11043862 Here's your Yakui.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:55:14 2013 No.11043958
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>>11043899
It would have been much nicer if Dan dressed up as muffin princess was hugging me but thank you anyways

my heart tries to be as kawaii as possible

I love you Dan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:55:31 2013 No.11043961 >>11043955 my dan kim standards aren't up to three-minute sketches

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:55:51 2013 No.11043963 File: 35 KB, 450x450, yakui.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043694 >>11043862

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:55:51 2013 No.11043964 Does he have a site? I know that faggot probably gets money with the views but I want to followi him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:56:45 2013 No.11043968 >>11043964 anon pls

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:57:30 2013 No.11043971

>>11043955
One, everyone knows that Dan doesn't actually do 3 minute sketches, he has the vast majority of pictures drawn before he posts. He also tends to respond to specific requests that he samefags as, you can check it out in the archives. There will be a dozen requests that sit for 30 minutes, and there will be a Dan request that gets replied to within 5 minutes.

Two, his "quick" sketches used to be much nicer and less generic shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:57:30 2013 No.11043972 File: 47 KB, 600x937, drawstream_june_10_3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043964 I don't run ads on my site.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:57:30 2013 No.11043973 >>11043954 Colors are strong. I like it that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:58:29 2013 No.11043978 >>11043961 That doesn't even make sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:58:59 2013 No.11043979 >>11043971 please leave

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 14:59:59 2013 No.11043984 File: 1.86 MB, 3000x4238, Kisaragi.Chihaya.full.1261999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dan could you please draw Kisaragi Chihaya being heavily depressed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:01:15 2013 No.11043989 >>11043984 You say that as if she ever wasn't heavily depressed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:02:29 2013 No.11043995 >>11043963 Thank you very much Dan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:03:14 2013 No.11043998 >>11043984 Chiyaha gets pregnant. The ultrasound shows it's a boy. She feels it's brother trying to reach out to her in heaven. She has a serious infection during the pregnancy and her baby is stillborn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:03:14 2013 No.11043999 File: 309 KB, 666x666, 35973439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043643

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:03:29 2013 No.11044000 Why would ANYONE save shit like Dan's stuff? And even post it here? What are you, morons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:03:44 2013 No.11044003 >>11043834 Nipah life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:04:14 2013 No.11044005 >>11044000 it's all dan the whole thread is dan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:04:29 2013 No.11044007 Also, please don't kill yourself, Dan. Try to stay safe!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:04:29 2013 No.11044008 >>11044000 He drew me an image around 4 or 5 years ago and I still have it saved on my computer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:04:44 2013 No.11044009 >>11043998 It was all because you didn't accept the footjob right away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:04:44 2013 No.11044010 >>11043979 I bet you weren't even there for the original Dan thread. It is blatantly obvious when some requests get a sketch within minutes of posting, and other ones take an hour.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:04:59 2013 No.11044012
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>>11043958
Also I just realized that someone drew me as little Rumia

I am very happy! All I need to do now is gain magical girl powers and start hunting people for food, then I will truly be the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:06:15 2013 No.11044020 Could you draw /jp/? I don't even know how to give indications, just draw something like a place or whatever that represents the incarnation of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:06:29 2013 No.11044021 >>11044012 And be female lmao!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:06:44 2013 No.11044023 >>11044009 Her husband leaves her because everything she touches dies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:06:59 2013 No.11044025 >>11044010 I bet you've never watched a Dan's livestream session. Why has /jp/ such serious shitposting problems?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:07:14 2013 No.11044026 File: 29 KB, 450x450, chihaya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043984 Chihaya. : <

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:07:29 2013 No.11044028 >>11044023 <-- reference head

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:08:14 2013 No.11044031 >>11044025 >implying he ever drew anything good during a livestream just get out please

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:08:14 2013 No.11044035 >>11044026 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:08:59 2013 No.11044034 >>11044026 Now draw Miki and Makoto being delighted as fuck about a cucumber.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:09:00 2013 No.11044043 >>11044026 thx dan it made my dick move so i hit with brick now all better

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:09:30 2013 No.11044039

>>11044021
I become a little girl when I put on my skirt. Also, my magical girl powers will give me the ability to get fucked senselessly by dozens of faceless Atlantic Canadians, accepting their sperm into my tiny womb. After which they get eaten, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:09:45 2013 No.11044040 >>11044028 I was continuing from my previous post, my original idea, don't steal it or I'll sue you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:10:15 2013 No.11044046 >>11044039 No, no you don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:12:00 2013 No.11044058 File: 385 KB, 796x605, WnHH_Kappa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone else hate it when images address you as "Anon"? I'd rather no pronouns be used at all, it just sounds completely ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:12:44 2013 No.11044057 File: 537 KB, 1600x1200, 14301949-1570564430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044046 Well obviously it is the dress that will give me the magical girl powers. Are you seriously paying attention here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:13:14 2013 No.11044062 File: 56 KB, 500x500, dAEN the MAEN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hellllo iam DAN ask me anything ill be signingn autografes afterword

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:13:44 2013 No.11044064 File: 25 KB, 450x450, makotomiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044034

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:13:59 2013 No.11044066 File: 2.39 MB, 1920x1080, asuka drinking milk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044058 It's crossie language. It's appropriate because ''dan'' is a crossie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:14:30 2013 No.11044069 >>11044064 reported

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:14:45 2013 No.11044071 >>11044062 That looks like Saitama

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:14:59 2013 No.11044072 >>11044058 Not really. I identify pretty well with "Anon" or "Anonymous" That's because I have been posting as Anonymous for many years. There is no reason why I wouldn't identify with the name. I only really see it being a problem for namefags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:15:00 2013 No.11044077 >>11044069 That's just a cucumber you sick dude.

Gen Atto Sat Jun 15 15:15:00 2013 No.11044078
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It's his birthday and you're making him do all the drawingz, for shame.
Here, To my biggest fan, dan kim, I love you and happy birthday you wast of sperm and egg.
Pic related it's me at my bestest pal's (u) brhtday party at peter piper pizza, we ate pizza and cake Love, genatto<3

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:15:14 2013 No.11044073 File: 89 KB, 740x707, atsui.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044064 Aww yeah. Learn from this, Chihaya. It's the little things that'll make you happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:16:45 2013 No.11044080 >>11044072 A sudden hate popped up for "Anon" and Anonymous because of all that 2007-2008 nonsense. Its unfortunate because some of us have been using Anon for nearly a decade now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:18:14 2013 No.11044083 >>11044072 Special snowflakes like >>11044066 would rather be called by their names.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:18:29 2013 No.11044084 >>11044078 The cake looks like a dick, dude.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:18:29 2013 No.11044085
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>>11044072

I post solely as anonymous but I still find it absurd to the extreme to try and identify myself as "Anonymous".
It's a label to be worn, not an identity to clad yourself in.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:19:29 2013 No.11044086

>>11044020
I imagine /jp/ kinda like a Victorian-style mansion with everyone in the foyer. There are a bunch of fancy wooden tables with laptops/computers on them and everyone is sitting at them, posting and drinking tea.

Everyone's having a grand ol' time and Meido is there somewhat like a waitress, bringing tea out to everyone, keeping the place tidy, and kicking anyone out who causes a ruckus and disturbs the peace for other /jp/ers.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:21:29 2013 No.11044089

>>11044058
>>11044085
I get what you're coming from, but in all honesty it's used in such images just as a generic therm for "you guys on the thread, having fun with the drawing subject with me", since everyone replying/requesting is under that label in the site.

I don't really think it's worth putting that much thought into it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:21:29 2013 No.11044090 >>11044086 Then there's a fat hippo man carrying an empty Asuka pillowcase shitting on tables.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:21:44 2013 No.11044091 File: 248 KB, 600x848, Remilia bedtime457173733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044086 I don't like it when people get kicked out. Can't Meido simply drug them and then take them outside gently?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:22:00 2013 No.11044097 >>11044091 and waste our precious drugs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:22:45 2013 No.11044096 >>11044085 This applies for me too, I don't like to wear a name or even get a trip to get attention so I post as anonymous, but that doesn't mean I identify myself like that, I want to be myself and not a parody of the average poster of the board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:23:00 2013 No.11044100 >>11044096 To our eyes though, you are just another Anonymous. It doesn't really matter if you dislike it, the only way to change that would be using a name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:23:14 2013 No.11044098 >>11044086 I imagine /jp/ as a condemned building where hoboes regularly fight each other to the death over scraps of food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:23:44 2013 No.11044099 File: 199 KB, 900x1790, living the dream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >living the dream

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:23:59 2013 No.11044101 >>11044084 SLURP!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:23:59 2013 No.11044103 >>11044097 Tranquilizers are cheap?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:23:59 2013 No.11044104 >>11044084 suck my cake, dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:24:01 2013 No.11044109 File: 173 KB, 414x1377, meido's pretty gutsy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044091 I don't think people get willingly drugged, but she can knock her out with her mad karate skills and THEN drag them outside gently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:24:45 2013 No.11044108 >>11044078 Cake you very much. <3

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:25:45 2013 No.11044110

>>11044086
>>11044098
I imagine /jp/ as an old apartment building with faulty piping and a neurotic landlord, full of antisocial, maladjusted autists occasionally opening their doors to incoherently snarl at another autist in a Twinkie-choked voice, letting a draft of sweaty, shit-stinking stagnant air breeze through the cockroach-infested corridor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:26:00 2013 No.11044114 >>11044109 That's okay I suppose. I just want it to be painless for the shitposters. Most of them are mentally disabled.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:26:15 2013 No.11044111 >>11044099 Much more realistic, I approve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:26:45 2013 No.11044112 I imagine /jp/ as a colorful place full of sweets and rainbows, and everyone is a cheerful happy loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:27:00 2013 No.11044116 >>11044114 Why would you care about the shitposters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:27:16 2013 No.11044115 >>11043486 What if they give me a boner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:28:00 2013 No.11044118 >>11044116 If we don't, who will?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:28:00 2013 No.11044119 >>11044116 I am a gentle soul. I care for all creatures of the lower order.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:29:00 2013 No.11044122 >>11044119 What about creatures of a greater order? That's pretty discriminatory of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:29:00 2013 No.11044123 File: 62 KB, 600x630, tomoyo137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044115 Then you ARE the intended audience.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:29:45 2013 No.11044120

>>11044091
She could drug their tea and softly carry people out princess-style, but I think that's kinda cruel to drug someone like that.

Besides, I would rather see Meido as cute and kind but with a secret tough-side. She's no-nonsense with shitposters and will kick the shit out of them with radical kung-fu moves and then physically kick people out of the door whilst still nicely bringing tea out to the other residents of the /jp/ Mansion. Good maids need to be trained for battle in order to properly protect their masters from harm when the time comes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:31:46 2013 No.11044126 >>11044123 Oh thank goodness, I was concerned for a moment that I could be abnormal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:34:45 2013 No.11044137 >>11044122 They are able to care for themselves! >>11044120 I cannot take it easy knowing that Meido is a warrior maiden...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:35:00 2013 No.11044143 >>11044099 Why does Dan lie to us?

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:35:15 2013 No.11044140
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>>11044086

>copy the /v/ mansion idea
>call it a /jp/ meme
>have a tantrum any time someone "steals /jp/ memes"

On another note, this guy's art is awesome. How can he draw so fast?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:37:00 2013 No.11044148 What does /jp/ think Dan's smegma tastes like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:38:15 2013 No.11044151 >>11044140 Hi, Dan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:39:01 2013 No.11044159 >>11044148 Cupcakes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:39:01 2013 No.11044161 File: 67 KB, 962x549, 1323356445599.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044140

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:41:15 2013 No.11044164 >>11044161 Where are the furries?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:42:31 2013 No.11044170 >>11044164 Top right

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:42:46 2013 No.11044171 >>11044164 Lying on the ground, dying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:43:15 2013 No.11044174 >>11044171 That's not very accurate, /v/ likes furries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:43:31 2013 No.11044176 >>11044161 Me on the... No nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:44:30 2013 No.11044178 File: 477 KB, 829x984, 25157572-1459050350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044159 You have ruined cupcakes for me kisama!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:45:00 2013 No.11044182 >>11044174 I have a friend who draws furry porn for commission. She's also a rabid feminist and girl gamer. Would /v/ like her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:47:15 2013 No.11044188 >>11044182 She probably already goes on /v/ on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:47:30 2013 No.11044189 >>11044182 Does she live off of the commissions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:48:36 2013 No.11044191 >>11044182 >I have a friend who draws furry porn for commission. You know many people do this because furries pay out the ass. I keep regretting the fact I have too much dignity to give in

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:49:21 2013 No.11044192 >>11044191 Silly.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:51:15 2013 No.11044196
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>>11044137
Well I certainly can.
I can post safe and soundly knowing that Meido is keeping me warm and safe.
I can sleep easier at night with Meido keeping shitposters at bay.

Besides, Warrior Maidens turn me on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:51:36 2013 No.11044199 File: 46 KB, 823x523, wizard powers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044099 photograph of dan using his wizard powers (for things other than flying)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:53:21 2013 No.11044205 >>11044189 It used to profitable until the recession hit. Money's drying up as people aren't going for the big expensive pieces anymore. A healthy number of scrapbook pieces but not enough volume to make a living on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:55:22 2013 No.11044208 >>11044199 I'd become a chronomancer so I could rape people, then go back in time to before I raped them and go on as usual. Best use of wizard powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:55:51 2013 No.11044210 >>11044199 Highly ero-kawaii

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:56:06 2013 No.11044212 >>11044199 I wish I could look like tomoyo for a day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:57:51 2013 No.11044214 >>11044199 Perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:59:07 2013 No.11044218 >>11044099 Looks a bit different from >>11042749 Eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 15:59:37 2013 No.11044217 >>11044212 You'd probably become a massive slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 16:15:51 2013 No.11044255 File: 71 KB, 823x523, 1371325881932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11044199

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 16:21:21 2013 No.11044263 >>11044217 No I wouldn't! That's offensive onii chan, don't say such things to me, my maiden heart can't take it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 16:31:51 2013 No.11044289 >>11044064 As expected of country-grown vegetables!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:03:07 2013 No.11044376 File: 435 KB, 640x480, 10283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where do wizards go? Haven't see any wizard-towers around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:07:52 2013 No.11044381 >>11044376 Skyscrapers are modern wizard towers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:08:46 2013 No.11044385 >>11044376 They don't leave their bedrooms and basements.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:15:47 2013 No.11044398 >>11044381 How come they keep jumping from them and dying? They can't cast levitate or shield or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:21:46 2013 No.11044410 >>11044398 They have fallen and used black magic, which requires a sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:22:46 2013 No.11044414 >>11044385 They must be quite fortified up there. What can pvp a wizard with a good change of winning?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:25:46 2013 No.11044419 >>11044414 >pvping a wizard it's like you never played D&D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:27:46 2013 No.11044425 >>11044410 Is this a way of becoming a bourei? I'd like to have ghost feet!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:32:46 2013 No.11044433 >>11044419 You'd need a high rank in the welfare benefits auditor class to KO them then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:37:46 2013 No.11044442 >>11044433 Not all wizards live from the government. Some live of freelancing websites. And, you know, making virus and such.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 18:37:47 2013 No.11044656 There's actually people paid to drag shut-ins out of their parent's house and into training centres which can have quite a harsh regimen. Self-sufficient wizards are immune to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 19:02:47 2013 No.11044729 >>11044656 I demand you post some proof of that actually happening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 21:15:46 2013 No.11045162 >>11044729 Isn't there this video with the girl shouting and screaming as she's dragged out? Can't remember what it was called, though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 21:18:46 2013 No.11045179 >>11045162 I remember that video. I don't remember those people being paid to that, it was more of an intervention kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 03:16:46 2013 No.11046236 >>11045162 I would like to watch that video. Knowing your enemy is important in order to prepare for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 03:39:46 2013 No.11046302 >>11042749 hopefully soon piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:42:42 2017 No.11046302,1 >>11045162 Did anybody ever find the video?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:44:04 2017 No.11046302,2 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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