I'm not ready to be a father!

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Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:04:51 2013 No.11026325 [Reply] [Original]

I'm not ready to be a father!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:06:35 2013 No.11026330 File: 173 KB, 700x970, babyfuto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026325 Too late. It's yours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:09:05 2013 No.11026342 File: 144 KB, 496x501, 1326445460236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:09:35 2013 No.11026337 why didn't you pull out anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:09:35 2013 No.11026339 File: 1.37 MB, 1200x1600, 9cb214623694f563933cd13f559e2a4b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah, well maybe you should've been more careful! But it's too late now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:11:35 2013 No.11026348 >>11026330 That kid looks like it had this all planned from the start. It's practically sneering at me. I wouldn't trust it. It probably told lies to Futo to get me into deep shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:13:05 2013 No.11026354 File: 98 KB, 466x443, 1356703826056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feelio when there are no drunken preggo-sex pictures of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:14:36 2013 No.11026363 >>11026348 That kid looks like it has none of your genes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:15:05 2013 No.11026369 File: 441 KB, 1000x1133, seigapreg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:20:05 2013 No.11026384 File: 205 KB, 620x800, 13097437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What have I done

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:23:20 2013 No.11026388 Which touhou would be most willing to take your seed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:23:50 2013 No.11026392 will touhous get jelous i if i make multiple touhous pregnant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:25:35 2013 No.11026395 >>11026392 Yes. Your best bet is to settle down with a nice youkai girl. Some of them are very family-oriented.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:26:21 2013 No.11026396 >>11026388 Alice she's the most desperate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:29:50 2013 No.11026404 >>11026388 None. I have no desireable traits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:30:05 2013 No.11026408 >>11026404 I'm sure you have at least one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:36:06 2013 No.11026425 >>11026363 That smug face totally comes from my side.

>>	666 666 Tue Jun 11 13:37:06 2013 No.11026426 this is why lewd things are evil

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:38:05 2013 No.11026432 File: 626 KB, 705x985, ata328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:41:50 2013 No.11026442 File: 398 KB, 774x1100, 1338098326485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a death goddess be a good mother?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Jun 11 13:43:21 2013 No.11026446 >>11026404 He probably tastes sort of like human.

Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:43:51 2013 No.11026448
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>>11026426
But pregnancy is pure and good.

And God said unto us "Be fruitful and multiply, fill the Earth and subdue it."

You wouldn't want to go against God, would you? You're not a heretic, right?
It is your sacred duty to masturbate to pregnant Touhous and one day make a real girl pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:47:51 2013 No.11026465 File: 891 KB, 981x1200, 1360135442599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026442 She could probably feed a lot of children with a bosom like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:50:35 2013 No.11026473 File: 196 KB, 1002x770, tojikopreg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:51:35 2013 No.11026480 >>11026448 I don't think doing things a fictional character supposedly told you to, is very smart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:54:20 2013 No.11026490 File: 146 KB, 336x360, 1292799412975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires are infertile. Especially prepubescent vampires.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:55:21 2013 No.11026493 >>11026480 But wouldn't you want to be a father, to have children who would carry on your genes.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jun 11 13:57:21 2013 No.11026497
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I've seen young lads that when they (willingly) get a woman pregnant seem to change from searching self gratification to postponing their own health, free time, money, etc for the sake of their future son, and after they're born, caring more about his/her well-being more than themselves.

I wonder if every man holds those paternal instincts deep inside, only to awaken at the time they get the woman they love pregnant.

I don't think I could have feelings like that.

Well, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:58:20 2013 No.11026503 File: 313 KB, 800x1184, 1367554064321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026490 Says who nerdlord?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 13:58:50 2013 No.11026505 File: 47 KB, 778x455, vampire-hunter-d-8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026490 Is that so~ Damphir, my friend. Damphir. They get +1 to angst and SUFFERING.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 14:03:36 2013 No.11026522 File: 597 KB, 749x900, 1367468620053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 14:05:50 2013 No.11026528 >>11026493 No, not really. On the contrary actually, I hope my genes die with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 14:05:50 2013 No.11026529 File: 190 KB, 383x800, 32788093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should get a nice human girl instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 14:08:20 2013 No.11026534 File: 120 KB, 323x353, rangrin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026529 You made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 14:14:22 2013 No.11026555 >>11026448 that pic is sexy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 14:16:36 2013 No.11026561 File: 377 KB, 510x600, 1344891103158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 14:19:06 2013 No.11026570 >>11026325 It's like anything in life. Come the moment come the man as they say

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 14:20:36 2013 No.11026575 >>11026497 I think I have those feelings. I'd really like to take care of someone but I have a feeling I'd be terrible at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:10:51 2013 No.11026696 >>11026325 >vampire spawn fifty bucks say they turn out to be hideous abominations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:25:06 2013 No.11026710 >>11026529 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:25:51 2013 No.11026711 I want to get a girl pregnant. But I don't want to help raise the child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:26:51 2013 No.11026713 >>11026711 Are you black?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:27:51 2013 No.11026717 >>11026713 No I just hate kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:30:51 2013 No.11026725 >>11026717 seriously? I mean if they're annoying sure, but some are cute as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:32:36 2013 No.11026729 >>11026325 oh noes I impregnated them both what have I done?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:33:22 2013 No.11026731 >>11026725 Pedophile detected. This thread is being turned in to the proper authorities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:35:21 2013 No.11026734 >>11026731 Oh shit I forgot, the US government knows that I think some kids are cute in a non-sexual way. I think I may just turn myself in at this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:35:51 2013 No.11026737 >>11026731 A real American hero right here, thank you friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 15:38:06 2013 No.11026743 >>11026426 What's the evil here? We all reproduce in most cases at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 16:03:06 2013 No.11026787 File: 412 KB, 700x1000, 1363734767580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a touhou to be pregnant with me. She would rub her big belly lovingly and wince as I kick her insides as hard as I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 16:05:36 2013 No.11026791 File: 158 KB, 500x461, 32261242_p12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026325

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 16:06:06 2013 No.11026796 >>11026743 >We all reproduce in most cases at some point. >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 16:07:06 2013 No.11026799 File: 35 KB, 270x216, 1326160020488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026787

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:09:37 2013 No.11027448 File: 212 KB, 900x1200, 32076713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026787

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:16:22 2013 No.11027483 I did that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:17:52 2013 No.11027487 I would never put my seed inside of a girl. I'm not fit to be a Father and my legacy should and will end with this last pitiful and cursed existence.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Tue Jun 11 19:20:37 2013 No.11027496 my parents keep trying to introduce me to their younger coworkers I think they expect to impregnate one of them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:22:52 2013 No.11027508 My family knows I'm a virgin and make fun of me for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:24:23 2013 No.11027511 >>11027487 But don't you feel a primitive desire to impregnate a woman and make her your bitch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:29:23 2013 No.11027526 >>11026339 Yukari could just telabort the baby or something if she really didn't want it. It don't seem like yuka to be the motherly type either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:30:23 2013 No.11027532 >>11027511 My primitive desire to stab annoying people is much stronger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:31:38 2013 No.11027535 >>11026696 If anon's the father I'd double that bet. easy money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:46:53 2013 No.11027576 >>11027508 Are you Asian?

Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:50:39 2013 No.11027583

>>11026497
Now that I think of, the two vampire could just have normal human mom while they were bitten by a vampire causing them to become one, maybe they're not even sisters and they call themselves like that because one become a vampire before the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:51:38 2013 No.11027587 >>11027576 I am white

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:52:24 2013 No.11027589 >>11027508 How do they know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:53:23 2013 No.11027591 >>11027587 Then be glad. If you were one your family would eat you up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 19:55:53 2013 No.11027597 >>11027589 Because in 23 years of life I've never brought home a girl or mentioned anyone I was interested in. Since I'm the oldest of 3 children they don't care if I breed or not since the others show promise and will carry on this shitty bloodline.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 20:00:38 2013 No.11027604 How would your parents react if they found out you knocked up both the scarlet sisters /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 20:01:39 2013 No.11027606 >>11027604 They'd be so fucking proud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 20:03:08 2013 No.11027611 I want to impregnate a touhou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 20:09:23 2013 No.11027619 >>11027591 You're speaking from experience?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 20:16:54 2013 No.11027640 >>11027619 No. I'm a pussy meister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 20:41:53 2013 No.11027722 >>11027604 I am sure they would have several questions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 20:58:53 2013 No.11027807 File: 7 KB, 249x250, 1364986448848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw no pregnet japanese gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 21:43:23 2013 No.11028019 >>11027604 They'd call me a pedophile, even if Remilia explained their real ages. I don't think I want that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:05:53 2013 No.11028104 >>11028019 Why would you care what anyone thought of you ever again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:16:23 2013 No.11028138 I don't know if childbirth would be healthy for their dainty bodies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:25:24 2013 No.11028183 File: 711 KB, 1103x846, 34176059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11028104 They're still my parents. There are other touhous I'd rather knock up anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:41:54 2013 No.11028256 >>11028138 Touhous are anything but dainty, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 22:43:39 2013 No.11028263 >>11028256 Petite? Childish? Fun-size?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 11:44:12 2013 No.11030185 File: 215 KB, 1025x1024, 1360004380065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice a good mother!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:28:59 2013 No.11030342 Pregnancy is my greatest fetish. Too bad there aren't very many doujinshi dealing with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 14:00:29 2013 No.11030665 >>11030342 Is impregnation a seperate fetish from pregnancy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 14:08:44 2013 No.11030679 File: 180 KB, 428x400, remilia_is_a_father.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 14:13:29 2013 No.11030686 >>11030665 Of course, the girl must look like she's carrying a child. Also, rape is out of the question. It must be consensual sex with between the mother and the father.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 14:17:15 2013 No.11030693 >>11030665 yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 14:24:29 2013 No.11030709 >>11030693 Then I must leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 14:40:44 2013 No.11030754 >>11030709 Where to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 19:04:19 2013 No.11031456 >>11026575 Same. I want to have a son but I'm pretty sure I'd be a really shitty father.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 20:41:34 2013 No.11031690 >>11026480 considering /jp/ does a ton of things fictional characters tell them to do I don't see the difference you fucking filthy heathen

>>	Space Flower !JLY7OHoMIg Wed Jun 12 20:48:49 2013 No.11031703 There's a Flandre Scarlet page on Facebook that seems to post images right around when they pop up as threads on /jp/. hm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 20:50:05 2013 No.11031709 >>11030342 exquisite taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 20:51:34 2013 No.11031712 wow i really like this, where do i get more

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 20:53:19 2013 No.11031716 File: 173 KB, 600x600, 1358948462486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11031712 your mom in 9 months, you're welcome! j/k just type pregnant+Touhou in danbooru or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 20:53:34 2013 No.11031719 File: 513 KB, 800x1147, 18648054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11031712 Here, I got more

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 00:12:51 2013 No.11032387 in this thread: 2ho's trip to Mexico

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 00:15:35 2013 No.11032400 Mormom scum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 00:17:51 2013 No.11032409 >>11032387 But their head is still intact.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 00:19:51 2013 No.11032420 File: 44 KB, 248x274, 1354226927065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11032409

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 00:50:19 2013 No.11036958 File: 105 KB, 840x600, These artist are SICK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 04:30:54 2013 No.11042140 File: 477 KB, 617x874, 35932430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I took my responsability and married her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 07:38:33 2013 No.11042498 File: 205 KB, 908x1133, 16362c6a4a4672c46980eabf9b51d1fd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11031716 >9 months not ⑨ months do you even cirno?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 08:05:57 2013 No.11042557 >>11042498 She should be wearing a diaper

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 09:29:17 2013 No.11042713 youkais cannot into pregnancy you dumfucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:12:29 2013 No.11043466 >>11042713 Where did Rinnosuke come from then? He's a half-youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:27:14 2013 No.11043529 Not a single anon taking responsibility in this thread. You are all assholes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 13:38:45 2013 No.11043586 File: 159 KB, 1000x964, b23e5c8df5646dfdea681245ff0f56e2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043529 I took her to see Dr. Eirin for a discreet procedure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:34:15 2013 No.11044434 >>11043529 I would love to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:39:16 2013 No.11044444 File: 701 KB, 800x1100, 1306349309957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11043529 I'm still not sure if my wife can even get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:44:00 2013 No.11044458 >>11044444 With enough sperm, anything is possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:45:00 2013 No.11044460 >>11044444 >44444 しししし死神ＧＥＴ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:45:30 2013 No.11044459 If I can't make Ran pregnet then I'll just help raise Chen. She'll go from delinquent into proper young lady in no time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 17:55:30 2013 No.11044486 >>11042498 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 18:08:37 2013 No.11044539 >>11044460 haha I see what you did there and it's pretty amusing

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:45:33 2013 No.11047031 >>11046958 jelly eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:55:34 2013 No.11047068 This thread is making me depressed as hell. I don't even know why, children and pregnancy are the further things in mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:56:33 2013 No.11047070 >>11047068 That's what you get for being born a woman, woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:56:48 2013 No.11047072 >>11047068 Depressed because you are getting too old to have children?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:58:18 2013 No.11047075 >>11047068 it's because you're jellymad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 09:58:33 2013 No.11047078 File: 600 KB, 493x750, 1371363991626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be a better or worse father than Gendo?

Anonymous Sun Jun 16 10:03:03 2013 No.11047091

>>11047072
I just know deep inside that I'll never be able to impregnate a girl, no matter what.

My penis is too is small and my sperm is worthless. Even in the rare case that I'd manage to impregnate one she would abort instantly rather that carring my baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 10:16:48 2013 No.11047124 >>11047078 i would provide my child with 0 giant biorobots and 0 momclones sorry kiddo

>>	isac Sun Jun 16 10:25:04 2013 No.11047152 >>11044486 this

>>	isac Sun Jun 16 10:26:04 2013 No.11047158 File: 2 KB, 115x124, sage6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11047152 forgot my sage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 12:58:04 2013 No.11047683 >>11047091 I could have impregnated a girl 8 years ago when I last had sex. I'm glad I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 17 15:08:30 2013 No.11052866 >>11030679 source?

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