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10994076 No.10994076[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I was fapping to a Rumia doujin when the landline phone rang. I answered the phone since my parent are away. There was some noise and then a robotic male voice said "You are dead, childfucker. Leave your house and you are dead. Call the police and you are dead. Unzip your pants and you are dead." What the fuck. That must have been a prank call, but I have no friends and how did he know I was fapping. I've been sitting on the floor for three hours since then, just found enough courage to open the laptop with minimum brightness. It's pitch dark outside and I want to pee. What the fuck. This must have been a prank call.

>> No.10994099
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10994099

No it wasn't

>> No.10994101

Apparently your mom is an /ss/ rapist.

>> No.10994113

should of said yea whatever kid and hung up on him

>> No.10994118

Where do you live? Are you stealing internet from your neighbours? Do you think your neighbours could be stealing internet from you?

>> No.10994119

My parents are gone right now too, but I've just been playing Sonic CD. I might take a trip to the dollar store to see if there's anything neat there.

>> No.10994126

I peed in the beer bottle, good thing I had one around.

>> No.10994126,1 [INTERNAL] 

One time I was using my neighbor's open network to shitpost, and I got banned from all boards. The next day there was a password on the network.

I still don't know whose network it actually is.

>> No.10994142

>>10994126
YOU UNZIPPED YOUR PANTS. See ya on the other side, dude.

>> No.10994126,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10994126,1
How long was the ban?

>> No.10994143

You probably gave away your number to a /jp/sie because you're a dumb fuck.
Or your parents are pedophiles

>> No.10994146

What would you have done if the voice belonged to a little girl instead of a robot?

>> No.10994161

>>10994118
Eastern Europe. I've got my own Internet connection and a router. It's secured, though, I don't think anyone would hack it. My neighbours are all rednecks and I'm not even sure they have computers. In theory, someone could be seen me through the window, but I'm scared to check and my windows face a desolate road, a wall and a large warehouse behind it. It must have been a prank and I'm just being an idiot.

>> No.10994158

Did you sign up somewhere to get prank called by Daft Punk?

>> No.10994166

Iniate countermeasures.

Where do you keep your guns? You best have some. Order a pizza and see if you can flush him out using the pizza guy as bait.

If he's got a sniper rifle it'll take him 3.8 seconds to reload and trace another target. That gives you an ample window to fire off a couple rounds.

>> No.10994166,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10994126,2
I'm not sure, it might have been a month or two weeks, this was last year before they started doing the one, two, and three day bans.

>> No.10994166,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10994161
You should go to the police unless your country views loli as being child porn.

>> No.10994166,3 [INTERNAL] 

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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