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10991627 No.10991627[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How did Anzu become the icon of NEETdom?

>> No.10991632

Anzu = Sluttiest loli NEET

>> No.10991634

It's a joke dummy. An employed girl can't be a a NEET.

>> No.10991639 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.10991647
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she just plays one on tv

>> No.10991649

>>10991639
Aww, I thought it was a doujin. Why you do this to me anon.

>> No.10991652

>>10991639
17 years old? 17 feet tall?

>> No.10991659

>Height/Weight: 139cm/30Kg

>> No.10991675

she's not even a neet

great representative

>> No.10991677
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i used to wish i was cute like anzuchang

i used to wish i was anzuchang

now i only wish i was cute like anzuchang

>> No.10991688

>>10991659
>You will never cure Anzu of her crippling anorexia

;_;

>> No.10991689

>>10991688
Fuck off, fatty.

>> No.10991695

The same way the Japanese public was somehow convinced that Kentucky Fried Chicken is related to Christmas in America (and, thus, is trendy to purchase on Christmas:) corporate idea manipulation.

Anzu's NEEThood is as fake as the force that drives Japanese citizens to order far in advance, in the months leading up to Christmas.

>> No.10991700

I wish i could work yet somehow still be a NEET who doesn't work.

>> No.10991703

>>10991695
But KFC IS related to Christmas.

>> No.10991705

>>10991695

I wish KFC was related to Christmas in the west.

>> No.10991710
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>>10991700
I wish I could be a cute girl that would be paid to do modeling.

>> No.10991715

>>10991710
What the fuck? Models aren't supposed to be cute.

>> No.10991716

>>10991710

I bet in the new books she'll get into gravure and start fucking some rich producer. The author loves money so much that he would gladly sacrifice the story for some quick drama-purchases.

>> No.10991729
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>>10991689
But she'll die

>> No.10991740
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>>10991710
I bet that dress on the right feels fucking great to wear.

>> No.10991741

She's just another flavor of the month NEET.

>> No.10991743

>>10991729

She is Japanese.

BMI is designed for western pigs.

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>>10991639

NEET pussy is delicious

>> No.10991749

>>10991740

Dresses seem so airy. I wanna wear dresses around the house but my mailman would probably call the cops.

Still, I can always be naked.

>> No.10991755

>>10991749
I don't think your mailman gives a fuck if you want to wear a dress. He'd probably think you're gay and or weird but I don't think he would call the cops.

>> No.10991757

>>10991755
Maybe he would even fap to you if you look cute.

>> No.10991756

>>10991749
he'll call the cops on a crossdressing neckbeard? i honestly dont even think the fashion police will care sweetie

>> No.10991758

>>10991757
Sex with the mailman!

>> No.10991763

>>10991716
But a plot twist like that wouldn't actually make any money. Remember Kannagi? Who talks about Kannagi these days?

>> No.10991764

>>10991756
I thought it was cute how you called him sweetie. I like being called sweetie too, so can you call me it as well?

>> No.10991768

>>10991764
HEY I just came into the thread out of nowhere to call you a stupid bitch !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA want to kill me?

>> No.10991766

>>10991763

A Western series just earned HBO fucking insane ratings for killing off all its main characters. Wow, so edgy and deep and dark! What a TWIST! That totally didn't happen in the first season either!

>> No.10991773

>>10991764
o-okay sweetie...

>> No.10991782

>>10991766
What series?

>> No.10991785

>>10991782

Game of Thrones

>> No.10991787
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posting the same anzus as every thread

>> No.10991791
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>> No.10991792

>>10991787
Why are cute girls so cute?

>> No.10991793
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cooldownblock

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>> No.10991801

>>10991792
To make my suffering all the more lonely.

>> No.10991800

>>10991793

I haven't had any soda in so long, it feels like. Years at any rate.

I should drink one.

>> No.10991799

cute thread

>> No.10991806
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>> No.10991802
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block2

>> No.10991804

>>10991801
Why is life so cruel?

>> No.10991810

>>10991808
"truNEET"

>> No.10991811

>>10991785
It's A Song of Fire and Ice, of course they are going to be killing off main characters.

>> No.10991807

>>10991804
Take this song as medicine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U319VzSqEU

>> No.10991808

>>10991802
whats written on her shit?

>> No.10991809
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>>10991808
働いたら負け

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>> No.10991814

>>10991809
>>10991810
c'mon seriously.

>> No.10991815
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>>10991814
work is defeat

>> No.10991820

>>10991785

Aren't they just adapting books, though?

>> No.10991825

>>10991820
From an author who is notorious for killing off characters, yes.

>> No.10991829

>>10991820

Yes, how's that relevant?

I'm saying that books, shows, and other type of entertainment, can make bank on 'twists'.

>> No.10991861

>>10991764
When someone says sweetie, I imagine it's a sassy gay man.

>> No.10991862

>>10991861
I imagine a really nice ningen that I would like to cuddle with

>> No.10991875

>>10991829
It's not a surprise twist when everyone was expecting it.

>> No.10991876

>>10991875

Shut up. You are dumb, holy fuck.

>> No.10991877
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>> No.10991879

Why can you consent to work before 18, but not sex?

>> No.10991887

>>10991879
I don't know, but I bet Hebrews are to blame.

>> No.10991885

>>10991879
You can consent to both at the same age in most states.

>> No.10991886

>>10991879
You don't, you parents consent for you.

>> No.10991893

>>10991886

Your parents can let you have sex with an adult?

>> No.10991895

>>10991893
No, that would be abuse. They can sign contracts and consent to working for you, which is necessary for things like child actors.

>> No.10991896

>>10991893
I guess so. They did sell my sister's body in exchange for drugs, after all.

>> No.10991899

>>10991895

I don't understand.

It's okay to decide for your kid whether it's OK for them to work, but not whether you can have sex with an adult.

Both can be harmful under the right circumstances... but only one is alright?

Really weird. Downright odd.

>> No.10991906

>>10991899
One involves cultural enrichment and the other doesn't offer anything to society.

>> No.10991912

>>10991906

One offers pleasure to television-watchers. The other offers pleasure to people who wanna have sex with kids.

'cultural enrichment', lmao

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>>10991912
Shirley Temple lifted the spirits of entire nation during the great depression and saved Fox studios from bankruptcy. You can't deny that what she did has cultural significance. The most people having sex with kids would produce is some sleazy pornos.

>> No.10992030

>>10991993

All television is Shirley Temple, and all porn is sleazy junk?

Who the heck are you even quoting?

>> No.10992036

I wish I was a femNEET

I could become goddess of /jp/

>> No.10992062

>>10992030
I'm not quoting anyone, but Shirley Temple is a child actor and her existence alone is enough justification to allow for them.

>porn is sleazy junk
Well, yeah, duh. If they had any taste they would be doing erotica.

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The answer to the original question is because she is cute and fights for your NEET rights.

>> No.10992130

>>10992112
She has a job, though.

>> No.10992134

>>10991639
That picture makes me feel like a pedophile

>> No.10992155

>>10991715
I bet you live in america

>> No.10992158

>>10992130
But I didn't say she didn't.

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