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Why haven't you adopted a little girl yet, /jp/? You could dress her up as your favorite Touhou and everything.

http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=46992

>> No.10983956

Seems creepy to me.

It's detailing you like an animal.

>> No.10983958

Single men can't adopt.

>> No.10983961
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>. Trinity has a gift for academic learning, yet gets upset when she doesn’t readily grasp a new topic or subject. When she finds new material daunting, she tends to give up and walk away. It is at such times, particularly, when it would be wonderful for her to have adoptive parent(s) to support her and provide the encouragement and positive reinforcements to help her to rise to the occasion. It will be important not only in the short term, but in the long term as she comes to understand that for many people learning new things and developing new skills are works in progress and don’t happen unless folks hang in there and apply themselves.
mfw she's literally autistic
well maybe we'll see how much fun she has playing "video and computer games" when I show her lunatic mode.

>> No.10983962
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10983962

>no truneet spirit in description

no adoption

like HELL i'd wanna adopt a normie larva

>> No.10983963

http://www.christianitytoday.com/women/2009/september/adoption-single-christians-need-not-apply.html
welp I'm out

>> No.10983966

>>10983953
FBI honeypot pls go

>> No.10983968

I'd rather be raised by the government / on the streets than be treated like some animal overprivileged cracker shitheads can shop around for.

>> No.10983969

>>10983961
Reading that description it sounds like she was raped by her father, that might be the cause.

>> No.10983970

>>10983958
What if I have a boyfriend?

>> No.10983972

>>10983962
You noticed it too? Females don't even have to charge you for their children nowadays, they just have to drop them somewhere and big society daddy will take care of the rest.

>> No.10983975

>>10983970
Gay shouldn't adopt, really. Don't even fight it.

>> No.10983976

>>10983956
This. It's like a catalog of children.

On one hand it's completely common sense. You want a kid you'd like. On the other hand it's creepy. You want a kid you'd like.

>> No.10983977

>>10983970
That makes you eligible as gays are now a valuable element of society.

>> No.10983978
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>>10983958
Yeah they can. Helps being old and previously married though.
>http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-06-14-foster_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip

>> No.10983987

>>10983961
>. Trinity has a gift for academic learning, yet gets upset when she doesn’t readily grasp a new topic or subject. When she finds new material daunting, she tends to give up and walk away.
Jesus christ this is me in a sentence

>> No.10983981

>>10983978
Way too old

>> No.10983988

>>10983978
>Amanda noted that she would like to have a mom and a dad, two moms or a single dad.

Aww

>> No.10983991

>>10983978
what the HELL is an art therapist

>> No.10983996
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>>10983981

What about this 11 year old with "some sexualized behaviors"

>> No.10983993

>>10983978
Not if you're straight. If you're straight you are automatically a sex-driven pedophile.

>> No.10983995

>>10983988
What about 2 dads

>> No.10984004

>>10983991
a new made up job to bloat the meaningless job market

>> No.10984005

>She reports that she really loves horses and enjoys going to horse riding camp.
I.. Wait.. What?

>Yes they can
We're talking about your average, or even above average, men here. In the West, they can't, even more if they don't justify that they had a wife at some point of their life.

>> No.10983998

>>10983995
She can't take that many pOnOses.

>> No.10984007

Having one man looking after a young girl is creepy enough, but TWO men?

N-No thank you!

>> No.10984002

>>10983995
That's the joke

>> No.10984008

I'd rather be adopted by 2 guys cause then you can be 100% sure they really want you and not just to make themselves feel better or have a 'playmate' for their biological children or something equally retarded.

>> No.10984010
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>>10984002

>> No.10984014

>>10983996
old busted hag

normie larva

wouldn't go near

>> No.10984015

>>10984008

Are you serious? Gay couples are some of the worst offenders in terms of child sexual abuse.

>> No.10984012
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10984012

The fuck is wrong with you people?

>> No.10984023

>>10984018
Parents died or neglected them, that's just common sense, you autist.

>> No.10984018

Also, I'm surprised that no one asks why those girls need to be adopted in the first place. Don't you find that odd?

>> No.10984021
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>> No.10984026

>>10984024
liberating them with feminism

>> No.10984024

>>10984021
Those are too fucking young to have found their sexuality. What the fuck is society doing to children these days?

>> No.10984030

>>10984024
People are born straight/gay/bi/trans/pan/genderqueer.

>> No.10984031

>>10984015
[le Citation needded face] :-) only thing more disgusting than a faggot is a little bitch making up shit about them because he secretly wants to have a strong strain in his little boypussy.

>> No.10984036

>>10984030
>people are born trans

>> No.10984038
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10984038

>Alyssa loves to please others and has sad moments when she feels she has not done what was asked of her.

>> No.10984042

>>10984031
>[le Citation needded face] :-)
Oh right, It's Sunday already, almost forgot.

>> No.10984043

>horse riding camp
these homeless kids live a wealthy lifestyle

>> No.10984048

>>10984042
thats the part you took away from my post because you are a disgusting neo-neo/jp/ e-faggot 17 year old.

>> No.10984044
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>>10984038
stop posting these disgusting kids one gai

>> No.10984052

>>10984024
>Those are too fucking young to have found their sexuality
why isn't >>10984021 illegal?

>> No.10984050

These kids are ugly in an endearing way, but they're going to get old and then they'll just be ugly in an ugly way.

>> No.10984051

>>10983976
Ok. Don't take this as an insult since you seem like a decent person but are you sure your parents wanted you?

>> No.10984063

>>10984050
I don't think the girl in the OP is ugly.

>> No.10984056

>>10984048
I realize you think your own posts are very funny but please understand that you're on the same level as the average tumblr user. We moved on from that kind of ironic shitposting years ago.

>> No.10984057

All of those kids seem like either retards or autists

>> No.10984064

I've got nothing against homos or transexuals or stuff, but most of them happen to be normalfags too and that kind of people does bad things like >>10984021

>> No.10984065

>>10984048
>disgusting neo-neo/jp/ e-faggot 17 year old.
Yeah, right, keep on trying.

>> No.10984067

>>10984042
It's okay dude because it's ironic ;) jaypee culture you see

>> No.10984069

>>10984056
don't worry I'm sure theres at least 1 other person as dumb as you who thinks you're actually fitting in.

>> No.10984073
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10984073

>outsider sees this thread
>they don't even read it
>they strongly insist to their friends/the media that /jp/ is a pedo haven where we discuss how we want to adopt and rape these kids for the lulz

>> No.10984075

>>10984063
I think it's because I can see her as an older person. One of those scabby secretary types. That photograph is good, but I don't think her face will age well, and I can't unsee that.

>> No.10984076

This makes me sad.
I'm sure they are all good kids, forced into difficult circumstances due to nol fault of their own.
I hope they find a good family.

>> No.10984078

>>10984073
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10984079

>>10984073
>for the lulz
How did I end up in /b/

>> No.10984080

>>10984073
Who are you qtuongi?

>> No.10984081

>>10984079
/b/ /v/ /jp/ what's the difference
it even rhymes

>> No.10984086

>>10984081
Epic, nice,, i like it ow8 stop the h8 le[citation]needed[fae]:P

>> No.10984087

>>10984043
Yeah, what the fuck.
I wish I was orphaned now, I get to go to horse riding camp and even choose my own parents.

I lost all pity for orphans now, what a bunch of privileged assholes.

>> No.10984092

>>10984086
Half of /jp/ unironically goes to /v/ or /a/.

>> No.10984093
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>>10984079
but normies know all about the lulz

and memes

and innernet trolls

and anonymous forgive n forget

>> No.10984094

>>10984092
Not to mention tumblr, reddit and /pol/
God it's so disgusting

>> No.10984095

>http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=41679
>18 year old

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>>10984093
http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/lulz

We OED now.

>> No.10984096

>>10984094
Oh yeah I forgot /pol/.

>> No.10984097

>>10984094
What's wrong with /pol/?

>> No.10984106

>>10984096
>>10984094
>>10984092
Lies and bullshit, except for /pol/ maybe, but to claim that there were no fascists/nazis/white supremacist/nationalists on /jp/ is hilariously wrong.

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>>10984095
>Grown fucking woman expecting to get adopted
What in the world. Is this a rich blueblood orphan site?

>>10984097
Nothing, he's probably never gone there.

>> No.10984102

>>10984095
>This incredible young woman is in need of a nurturing, loving family who would support her in participating in her Jewish heritage.

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>>10984087
I agree. That kid wants to be an art therapist for christmas sake

That sounds like the most made up high paying bullshit job for entitled feminists.

>> No.10984111

>>10984073
>>outsider sees this thread
And you care what Outsiders think?
If anything I thought you hated them.

>> No.10984108

>>10984097
It's full of hateful normies who bring their shitty memes and normie propaganda to /jp/. I wish they would stay in their own board.

>> No.10984109

>>10984106
>Lies and bullshit
Holy shit you're so in denial. I'm in several /jp/ related IRC channels and there are tons of /a/ and /v/ links all the fucking time.

>> No.10984115

>>10984109
Not all of /jp/ goes on the IRC channels tho.

>> No.10984116

>>10984101
You should see the 20 year old black males

>> No.10984123

>>10984097
/pol/ is filled with people who want to take our autism bux away, you can't call yourself a /jp/sie if you go to /pol/

>> No.10984118

>>10984109
>IRC channels
normie haven

>> No.10984119

>>10984111
This thread is probably already nurtured by outsiders anyway.

>> No.10984122

>>10984108
I have dual /jp/ and /pol/ citizenship and I would never consider leaving either board. I'd appreciate you not calling me a normie, as well.

>> No.10984124

>>10984118
Yes, normies are well known for using IRC.

Now Steam groups on the other hand, those are for tru/jp/ers only.

>> No.10984125

>>10984111
It's not about what outsiders think. It's about what they do because of what they think.

>> No.10984128

>>10984122
You are an abomination.

>> No.10984129

>>10984122
By being a /pol/ack you're already associating yourself with normies, but keep being in denial if you want to.

>> No.10984130

>>10984124
>Steam groups on the other hand, those are for tru/jp/ers only.
Hah.

>> No.10984131

I don't like ugly kids, I want my own, but I want the mother to die in childbirth or pretty soon after birth.

>> No.10984137

>>10984124
>Yes, normies are well known for using IRC.

What's with the sarcasm?

Yes, socializing normalfags are using the largest chat room networks out there. There have been web IRC clients since the 90s. It's not some esoteric thing you need to compile a UNIX kernel and learn the ins and outs of ircII to use.

>> No.10984134

>>10984131
Why do you want the mother to die?

>> No.10984136

Does anyone want to adopt me?

pls

>> No.10984138

>>10984123
This, if you admit of leaning right on /pol/, you're automatically against welfare and people starving even if they WANT to have a job.

But nationalism and welfare CAN go hand in hand, just look at the True Finns party.

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i heard many mixed breed children in asian countries get abandoned by their parents, is this true? i want one that looks like these

>> No.10984142

>>10984137
>Yes, socializing normalfags are using the largest chat room networks out there.
What the fuck do you think /jp/ is an what exactly do you think you're doing right now?

>> No.10984155

>>10984142
If this was pseudonymous, I'd agree.

/jp/ isn't a place for idle chit chat. We're not socializing or small talking. /jp/ is for business, not for pleasure. Every post is a transaction. If you're here to make friends you're a normalfag who needs to get out of /jp/. Mostly for your own benefit, because you're in the minority and you won't find other pathetic losers here on this anonymous board.

>> No.10984153

>>10984142
I hope you're not implying there that /jp/ is full of normies.
... yet, from this point and considering the day, you might be right, unfortunately.

>> No.10984157

>>10984137

you're fucking retarded

>> No.10984158

When I'm rich I'm going to adopt a bunch of cute kids and raise them to be hard workers and devout Communists.

>> No.10984163

>>10984153
No I'm saying that what you're doing here is socializing. And socializing is for fucking normies, right?

>>10984155
In denial.

>> No.10984161

>>10984142
exactly, the post earlier today asking about traveling to japan, and other shit posting is proof of that

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>>10984158
>When I'm rich
>Communists
>Hard workers

>> No.10984174

>>10984163
>what you're doing here is socializing.

Not all human input-output systems are for socializing, fagnerd. We're closer to some mailing list about dweeb shit like Linux kernels or Star Trek than we are to a Facebook room or a Twitter circle.
Sending a message to someone and receiving something back isn't "socializing", just like going to the store and buying apples isn't "socializing".

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>>10984153
we've had normies in here since KS

>> No.10984173

>>10984168
You never heard of Stachanov? Why crossies are so ignorant?

>> No.10984178

>>10984155
I don't understand why you so enthusiastically kowtow to this site's owner, administrators. They want you to work like bees and turn this site into a bloody playhouse. So they can ride on success of your creations. They encourage rivalry between boards and you buy all of this.

>> No.10984179

Judging by this thread /jp/ is the most normal board as there are barely any posts about fucking the girls when compared to other boards with similar threads.

>> No.10984183

>>10984178
The rivalry between boards is completely spontanous. Notice how moot makes fun of us because we don't like /a/utists and /v/ermin

>> No.10984189

>>10983996
I don't need to be around anyone more messed up than me

>> No.10984185

>>10984179
There's been tons of threads on here that talk about legitimately wanting a daughter and not wanting to fuck her. Saying "hurr il fuk her" sounds like an edgy 16 year old.

>> No.10984195

>>10984168
People like you will be the first to be rounded up by my army of adopted marxist uberloli guerrillas

>> No.10984196

>>10984179
I don't want to fuck the girls. I want to dress them up and play games with them.

>> No.10984198

>>10984178
I don't want to adopt someone else's child and raise their genetics.

I would however like to be adopted by someone else, its not fair. Just because I'm considered an 'adult' I'm not allowed to be taken into a loving home even though I never had one for half my childhood.

>> No.10984200

>>10984195
>uberloli guerillas
I would voulenteer to go.

>> No.10984205

>>10984198
I don't want to get this started, but we have had threads about /jp/sies living in the care of other /jp/sies.

You could try something like that. Unfortunately, as an adult it's usually sexual, otherwise it's somehow more weird.

>> No.10984201

>>10984195
what exactly is an uberloli?

>> No.10984202

>>10984198
>don't want to adopt someone else's child and raise their genetics.
THIS.

>> No.10984204

>>10984174
You're socializing right now.

>> No.10984210

>>10984204
He's too in denial to see that, don't bother.

>> No.10984208

>>10984198
>I would however like to be adopted by someone else, its not fair.
Literally a manchild.

>> No.10984211

>>10984204
No he's not. And by trying to push your opinion that hard on people, it just shows how much of a normie you are, so go away already.

>> No.10984212

>>10984205
No, its ALWAYS sexual. I don't want to wake up to some freakish neckbeard pawing at my shoulder. I want regular parents.

>> No.10984214

It's this time of the year again, huh.

>> No.10984215

>>10984008
>'playmate' for their biological children

What the fuck

>> No.10984221

>>10984205
>>10984212
can't we have like a roommate instead of something sexual? A NEET could probably use his disability checks to pay for part of the rent

>> No.10984222

>>10984212
Well fuck, I certainly wouldn't act sexual towards you if I took you in with me. Not that I would, since I prefer living alone, but such generalizations are pretty silly.

I'm sorry for your childhood and shitty parents, but not everyone is a bad person.

>> No.10984227

>>10984008
>>10984215
>'playmate' for their biological children
I didnt notice that at first.
So normies just adopt kids like a dog, so that their real kid can have something like a pet?

makes me sick

>> No.10984228

>>10984212
I would happily look after a roommate, male or female, in a caring but non-sexual way.

Unfortunately I don't have the resources to support someone like that, and most adults would be too proud to form a parent-child-like relationship with a stranger. At most I'd just be some guy who does the cleaning and ironing.

>> No.10984228,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10984211
Biggest normie of all trying so hard to preserve his truNEET status

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