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10963975 No.10963975 [Reply] [Original]

It's mating season!

>> No.10963990

Summer is a terrible season for mating. It's too hot and bugs are everywhere. Well, it's not summer yet, but it's very close.

>> No.10963992

i don't like aya with pointy ears

>> No.10964002

i made my dog and cat consummate with each other

>> No.10964013

SAMBA SAMBA

>> No.10964015

Samba time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-12rwZDk4&t=3m11s
http://youtu.be/r-NmUphBqTk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFvWlhDd7T0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K1AWWRvzDY

>> No.10964022

God I want to impregnate a girl so badly. I'm about to cry.

>> No.10964028

>>10963975

Hoooly shit that Suika image on that Pixiv ID.

Now THAT's something I'd mate with.

>> No.10964048

>>10964015
Those lolis in the first link. How horrifying.

>> No.10964061

>>10964015
I...I would never let my daughter dress like those lolis!

>> No.10964084

>>10964015
Jesus fuck. As a brazilian, I must say these have close to nothing to samba.

>> No.10964096

>>10964022

I have the same problem. I'm not sure how to fix it.

>> No.10964101
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>>10964015
Bellies!

>> No.10964106

>>10964096
Why not get married?

>> No.10964109

>>10964015
>>10964084
As another Brazilian, I have to say that that song is not samba, it is axé.
That specific song is called "Canibal" and is performed by Ivete Sangalo, a very popular artist in Brazil.
You guys ought to learn the difference, so as not to get the wrong idea. Axé and samba are very different to each other, Axé totally sucks while samba can sometimes be good and can sometimes suck too.

>> No.10964116

tfw you are genetically inferior and will never be able to showboat a female into mating with you

>> No.10964136

>>10964106

Leaving my room is too scary.

>> No.10964161

>>10964136
then stop crying and post more bellies

>> No.10964162

>>10964136
You'll have to brave it if you want to have a impregnate your lover.

>> No.10964168

SHAMEIMARU!

Aya-chan~

>> No.10964177

>>10964136
You know what isn't scary? Ragnarok Online

>> No.10964176

>>10964022
>>10964096
You're fixing it all the time.

>> No.10964193
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>>10964161

Here you go...

>>10964162

I don't think I can. The world is a very scary place full of mean people.

>>10964176

Do you mean masturbation? The urge is still there, even after I finish.

>>10964177

I can't do anything but browse /jp/. Playing video games or watching anime seems impossible thanks to my attention span.

>> No.10964194
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10964194

This year I'm going to get laid for sure.

>> No.10964197

>>10963975
Aya is too big chested and plump bodied in the picture.

>> No.10964205

>>10964193
>Do you mean masturbation? The urge is still there, even after I finish.
Abstaining from sex is a good habit unless circumstances disagree. Virgin nerds are doing God's work.

>> No.10964214

>>10964194

Prostitution is illegal, Anon.

>> No.10964224

>>10964193
Sounds like you have arousal addiction. Your brain has basically become over-addicted to constant flashes of stimulus. Constant images of females, fapping, and repeating has caused this.

It is reversable. You will need to abstain from all of that for about a day or two at a time and work yourself up to a week then 2 weeks. You should start noticing differences around the end of the first week of no unwanted stimulus.

>> No.10964228

>>10964224
>You will need to abstain from all of that for about a day or two at a time and work yourself up to a week then 2 weeks

That means not going on /jp/ for an entire week

>> No.10964232

>>10964228
Easy to do with the quality of posters here.

>> No.10964237

Aya wearing that outfit while grinding against you

>> No.10964245

>>10964237

I don't need to be aroused right now. Curse my uncontrollable imagination.

>> No.10964269

>>10964232
Try telling that to me. I dropped out so that I could be here 16 hours a day.

>> No.10964292

BRs pls go.

>> No.10964309

>>10964197
"...Many species undertake another moult prior to the breeding season known as the pre-alternate moult, the resulting breeding plumage being known as the alternate plumage or nuptial plumage. The alternate plumage is often brighter than the basic plumage, for the purposes of sexual display, but may also be cryptic to hide incubating birds that might be vulnerable on the nest."

>> No.10964316

>>10964309
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10964317
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10964317

This thread confirms my suspicion that /jp/ is full of brazilians.

How scary!

>> No.10964323

>>10964245
You try to turn away from her, but she follows and jumps in front of you some more, causing her breasts to bounce

>> No.10964324

>>10964316
http://en.gensopedia.kyo/wiki/tengu/sexual-behavior/plumage

>> No.10964326

I want to mate but /jp/ has given the mentality of a girl, all's I want is to accept a boys sperm into my anus ;_;

>> No.10964328

>>10964205

It's a painful habit.

>>10964224

I'll try. I'm not sure I'll last longer than a few days though.

>> No.10964331

>>10964292
they're /b/Rs, they crowd in and raid, that's what they do

>> No.10964332

I just got off the phone with my doctor. Apparently my vitamin D was so low that he was surprised my connective tissue wasn't coming apart.

If you don't go outside at all, you should at least take a multivitamin. I'm going to have to take 2000 units of the stuff every day for the foreseeable future.

>> No.10964338

>>10964332

I'll buy some off Amazon. Thank you for reminding me.

>> No.10964340

>>10964332
Why not just eat healthy and walk 1/2 hour a day?

>> No.10964341

>>10964332

Does low vitamin D lead to Hyper mobility Disease? Because that's what I've got.

>> No.10964350

>>10964341

Can be. It can also be caused by hormone problems. I don't know if this is part of the disorder, but I have abnormally wide hips for a male.

>> No.10964368

>>10964350
I got a little stiff reading that.

>> No.10964373

>>10964328
Hmmm, I want to hear about your progress. Email me!

>> No.10964376

>>10964328
>It's a painful habit.
I maintain my unbreakable fortitude by thinking about the pain and shame that would result if my children ended up like me.

>> No.10964387
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>>10964368
sounds like the issue is moot

>> No.10964388

I have been masturbating withouth ejaculating for the past 3 months.

Will this bring health problems in the future?

>> No.10964396

>>10964368

And I got a little stiff reading that.

>> No.10964424

Aya's chubby body, swollen bouncy breasts and wide, seductive hips moving in front of you

>> No.10964480

>>10964373

Thanks for taking an interest in my no lewdness challenge. I'll send you an email.

>>10964376

I wouldn't want my children to be like me either.

>> No.10964494

>>10964480

I'm way beyond gone in terms of lewdness, I'm just not having kids.

>> No.10964504

>>10964494

I doubt the world needs more people anyways.

>> No.10964507

>>10964494
You don't want to stick it in a nice warm gooey vagina?

>> No.10964528

>>10964504

In certain parts of the world. I'm in a place where the population is declining (barring immigrants). Besides, even if you have two children, you don't contribute to the overall population.

>>10964507

Not a 3D one. I'm more for being cummed IN anyway.

>> No.10964542

>>10964504
Quantity versus quality. New von Neumanns are always welcome.

>> No.10964541

>>10963992
get rekt nerd

>> No.10964558

>>10964542
At the age of 15, he began to study advanced calculus under the renowned analyst Gábor Szegő. On their first meeting, Szegő was so astounded with the boy's mathematical talent that he was brought to tears.[12]

>/jp/

>> No.10964563

>>10964237
>>10964323
>>10964424

Please, do continue. Not everyone is going nolewd.

>> No.10964587

>>10964323

My imagination really needs to be reigned into control. I see lewd everywhere I go. It's very easy to see a character before my eyes doing those things and it assaults my mind until I do something else, although it's somewhat blurry.

>> No.10964597

>>10964587
Now you just need to learn to draw and pour your feelings into hentai for /jp/.

Just imagine making hundreds of /jp/ers orgasm globally with your drawings!

>> No.10964600

>>10964587
You might be evolving. Please dispose of your everstone.

>> No.10964618
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10964618

>/jp/

>> No.10964638

>>10964597

I have stupid hands unfortunately. I can't transfer the movement in my mind into an image on paper. Stuff like perspective I will never understand, but it looks too tempting and very nice in my mind.

>>10964600

I've been able to do it for years. I'm not sure why, if something leaves a decent enough impression for me it comes to life in a sense.

>> No.10964649

>>10964618
I would love to seduce cute /jp/ers with my lewd swollen body and seeing them blush and hide their cute little boners.

>> No.10964685

>>10964649
jesus dude; think about what you've said

>> No.10964682

Does anyone else have a kind of Mothering instinct? I like to imagine teaching someone the ropes of something, and then having him surpass me and dominate my ass.

>> No.10964691

>>10964682
I think that everything about my personality resembles that of a mother's one.

Too bad I was born a boy.

>> No.10964699

>>10964685
I don't see whats so weird about seducing cute /jp/sie boys?

>> No.10964707

>>10964618

Can we safely assume that these girls are more than just simple "messenger girls"?

>> No.10964710
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10964710

Anyone in this thread wonder if the fluoride in our water or something has affected our brains?

>> No.10964717

>>10964691

if only you could look like a women, I find cocks and anuses more womanly anyway, because cocks are large clitorises and when you let someone fuck your anus, you're letting them into the most private area of your body.

>> No.10964728

>>10964710
Besides washing down pills or something similar, I haven't drank a glass of water in years.

>> No.10964723

>>10964710
I'm pretty sure it has, but since I have no concern for society since I stopped worrying about it.

If anything, I would voluntarily join Big Brother if it ever came to be.

>> No.10964740

>>10964728

The water in the Mountain Dew you drink also contains that shit.

But no, I think a few of us are like this because we get treated like girls, post girls and talk about girls all day.

>> No.10964741

>>10964710

My brain was always weird so I doubt it.

>> No.10964743
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10964743

This thread is arousing me.
I wanna mate with a Touhou!

>> No.10964776

>>10964710
My house's water supply comes from a natural well.
No fluoride for me.

>> No.10964777

>>10964743
My touhou wants to maet with you 8}}}}

>>10964740
>get treated like girls
That's very true. Assuming most of you are Americans or Canadians (sorry to the foreigners)- but our counties' school systems are horribly feminized. I don't want to derail this beautiful thread into a discussion of that~ but, combining constant Arousal from the internet/videogames, shit in the water, and this slanted gender dominance... no wonder the gap between angryblackman and iwanttobethelittlegirl exists.

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10964778

/jp/ meetup at World Cup/Olympics when?

>> No.10964779

>>10964682
Too bad teaching and inspiration don't work like that. The world is full of skanks who can't do anything but get fucked and complain. They also have the tendency to think that it can be compensated with hysterical and overbearing behavior and emotional use of authority.

>> No.10964788

>>10964777
Feelio when black man who wants to be the little girl

>> No.10964784
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10964784

Mate with Aya

>> No.10964790

>>10964784
NO DAD NO

>> No.10964800

>>10964682
Is it a Mothering instinct or a confusing Fathering instinct. Most of the shit we see on TV are poor examples of fathers. They are either DrillSgt Strict overlords or Neutered Idiotic RayRomanos.

I think those instincts are Male, but we don't want to be assholes nor idiots. So we're taught that is the females role =/

>> No.10964796

Please do not sexualize Aya.

>> No.10964808

>>10964779

Oh no, I don't mean anything like that. I mean teaching the boy (or newfag at whatever you're teaching him in) everything and watching him grow into a fine, capable man, but then having him fug you to relive that small part of him that always sought comfort in you.

>> No.10964809

>>10964788
Is it worse being black with those feelings? Not sure if you can even answer that though...

>> No.10964810

>>10964740

Apparently I'm a mix. I got the manly traits and the girly ones, I like being reckless and wild but feeling cute and whatnot is nice too.

>>10964796

I'm not trying to, it just happens.

>> No.10964856

>>10964809
I guess it's worse since people think you're going to be one of the ooga booga muh dick guys.

>> No.10964879

>>10964800

I'm not quite sure, I never had a Father so I don't what they're "supposed" to act like. However, I think Fathers can still have the same strength of love and compassion for their offspring, its just shown in a different way, usually through pride. I have a 3 year old sister, and I love her like no-one else, but my love is expressed through teaching her skills and facts of the world. I feel a strong emotional bond when I show her how draw a circle, and then she does it, or when she learns a new technique in ballet. I think the bond between Mother and Son however is a much more fundamental thing. From what I've seen, Mother-son relationships are a different kind of relationship to a Mother-Daughter relationship and Father-Daughter relationships are a different kind to Father-son relationships.

>> No.10964903

>>10964808
I would like to learn things from you. You seem very wise.

>> No.10964899

>>10964879
Right right, I never had a Father as well. Highly agree with what you have said.

So, over the past 3-4 years or so; there's been a lot of talk over the statistics of Males who grow up without father. Some even say, "Raising a boy without a father is the single greatest disadvantage you could give him". This isn't just for black kids living in tough neighborhoods (which does play a huge factor), but everybody.

Hear anything about this?

>> No.10964919

Freuden.jpg

>> No.10964920

>>10964810

I don't know why, and I've never bought into shit about men who are mentally female, but I have always, for as long as I can remember, got off to the idea of men admiring my body. I'm skinny and have feminine hips. I work in a warehouse, and for some reason the people I want attention off are the older are stronger males than the females.

>> No.10964942

d

>> No.10964947

>>10964920
That's cute!

>> No.10964953

>>10964920
fag

>> No.10965005

>>10964920

what the fuck...

>> No.10965057

>>10964879
>>10964899
I lost my father at age 15 after being very close to him. I think it was actually a good thing for me, but noone else. I'm not sure why, but after it happened, my view of life improved. Of course, then again, I also got into a religion, so I'm not sure if that has anything to do with it. He was a good example, and I'm pretty sure I turned out well.

>> No.10965087

When it comes to men, I like them old, fat, and hairy. If I had to suck a dick, it definitely would be the dick of someone like that. Muscular men aren't bad, but they don't that warm round hair-covered belly right above their hairy dick. And if I were to suck a dick, I would definitely prefer to have pubes rubbing up against my face, I think it would be pretty nice, and it would also be arousing to have some stray pubic hair fall off onto my face.

>> No.10965110

>>10965087

I don't like muscles either. I like the idea of giving nerds the most pleasure they've ever had in their pathetic life and turning them into men. I imagine nerds have a better dick-scent anyway.

>> No.10965111

Now I understand why fatherless kids always turn fucked up.

>> No.10965126

>>10965111

I'm a fatherless kid (well, insofar as he died early in my life.) What reason do you mean?

>> No.10965128

>>10965111
I never had a father and I'm happy and successful. The problem isn't single-parenting in it's self, it's lots of people who are single parents are people who should never have had kids, these people would have been shitty parents with or without a partner to raise the child with.

>> No.10965205

>>10965128
That's what I think too. A father figure outside the family can be better than a disgusting monster who uses the kid as a tool and a source of amusement for himself. I remember how I used to be ravingly jealous for all of my buddies whenever I visited their houses and saw their parents.

Now that I'm a big boy, every day spent alone feels like a glorious victory.

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>me tanning freshly stripped janihide

Real shitposter live off the land

>> No.10965237

I wish a cutie /jp/ would mate with me ;_;

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>> No.10965260

>>10965237

Sadly, we are doomed to our rooms. Its a tragic love story.

>> No.10965264

>>10965260

Maybe in ten years we'll be able to live out our sexual /jp/ fantasies through virtual reality.

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>> No.10965293

>>10965264

Maybe... VR just isn't enough though. I want to not be able to attain the real thing.

>> No.10965318

>>10965284
Holy HELL, they're doing a continuation on that AyaxRinnosuke doujin? Thanks you oh lord, have all of my semen

I hope with all of my boners that it gets translated

>> No.10965653

Who else here loves the scent of dick?

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>> No.10965695

I just wish a female would acknowledge me. At betas get friendzoned by girls. I guess im simply too ugly to be seen as sexually attractive. I don't have the right facial features or I cant dress past average.

I'll just stick to doujins, figma, and my hand /jp/

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>> No.10972700

>>10964109
>Ivete Sangalo
>popular
you must live in bahia or something, where i live all that is popular is AH LELEK and horrifing shit like that

>> No.10974204

>>10965653
I love the scent of my dick! I've never sniffed other dicks, but mine smells very sweet, specially when it has a nice amount of smegma.
It also has a quite adequate size, so it feels good to hold it in your hand when erect
>>10964920
I want to go to that warehouse, grab your wide hips from behind and penetrate you. Please wear your work uniform while we do it

>> No.10974230

>>10964710
how does flouride affect the brain?

>> No.10974243

>>10964710
http://www.fluoridealert.org/studies/brain01/

>> No.10974259

A fluoride thread? On /jp/?

I...I thought I'd never see the day!

>> No.10974855

>>10964879
That's because the genders are different, yet no sexual interest happens (my mom walks around house without pants often, changes her top when I'm present, yet I feel nothing sexual. And I checked my feelings thoroughly, especially after 4chan. And I mean it). So it invokes a special relationship based on the need to care and protect or something like that. Manly instincts of protection of women and female adoring a man. And maybe because no competition is present. Like women being bitches to each other and men wanting to be better than each other. And also because of retarded TV morals of everything between men being gay if it's not caveman level.
In short - when the genders are different between parent and child, the bond goes especially deep.

I always imagine a daughter and not a son. It's just easier.

>> No.10974861

I'm going to rewatch Yosuga no Sora. It's like a swinging carrot.

>> No.10974865

Ever get the feeling the only reason you want to mate with Touhous because you're "supposed" to

>> No.10974879

>>10974865
No, that's what the combination Alt-F4 is for.

>> No.10976674

>>10974204
How long does it take to grow smegma? I'm cut but tugging and have regrown enough foreskin to keep the corona covered, but I haven't gotten any smegma.

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>> No.10993005

>>10974865
are you high man

>> No.10993030

>>10976674
leave it covered for a long time. or at least leave it covered if/when you bathe.
i'd estimate it takes me 1-2 weeks to start seeing noticeable amounts, but it's been a while since i let that happen.

make sure you get some piss under there when you go, too. i don't even know what a corona is so maybe you don't have enough skin.

>> No.10993053

>>10993030
I have bad phimosis so my piss usually "rinses" out under the foreskin and I never get smegma. At least I don't think so, I've never seen under there.

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My favorite time of the year!

>> No.10993209

>>10993053
>I've never seen under there.
Then it's probably full of smegma.

>> No.10993227

>>10993209
Is that a bad thing? There isn't a smell out of it or anything.

>> No.10993231

>>10993227
It's unhygienic, you could get an infection or some nasty shit. I suggest you try to lift your foreskin under a hot shower, it's not as hard as you think.

>> No.10993241

>>10993231
I don't have access to a shower and it's very tight so I don't think it would be that easy. I tried stretching it every day for a month before and I didn't notice any improvement.

How would I know if I had an infection, would it hurt? Sometimes it stings a little after I pee.

>> No.10993254

>>10993241
Then do it while you're taking a bath. Just keep stretching, eventually you'll be able to lift it. You could always get a circumcision if it's really bad.

>> No.10993292
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10993292

If you have a lot of smegma, I think eventually it gets hard and crusty and it causes phimosis, or maybe all kids have that?

Until I was around 11 I couldn't pull my foreskin all the way back, and there was a white thing connecting my foreskin to the mushroom edge part of my penis head.
I was scared since I thought I had to go to the hospital to get rid of it (I saw my dads penis once when showering and noticed mine wasn't like his) so I kept pulling my foreskin back every day and eventually it got to normal.

>> No.10993312

You people are disgusting. Wash your god damn dicks, jesus christ.

>> No.10993305

>>10993241
i wasn't able to pull mine back for a good 15 years and never got an infection. you're probably fine, but you really should clean it to avoid risks. basically do this >>10993254 every time you shower or piss or whatever. it took me at least 2 or 3 months before i noticed that it was actually working. also, only try it while you're limp. you don't have to hurt yourself to make it work. i still can't pull it back when i have a boner.

also don't get a circumcision unless your dick will fall off otherwise.

also pretend you're peeling a banana, not unsheathing a sword. roll, don't pull. that's what worked for me, anyway.

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>>10963975
No white as snow Brazilian dancing gf.

>> No.10993326

>>10993320
>>>/r9k/

>> No.10993338

>>10993312
Washing it is too much effort and nobody is going to see it anyway...

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10993365

>>10993326
Rough break.

>> No.10993388

>>10993292
I have the white thing connecting my foreskin to my dick as well! I can fold it back but only when it isn't erect.

>> No.10993395

>>10993388
I don't have it anymore though, I only did as a kid. Now I can pull my foreskin all the way back with no problems.

You should get that checked.

>> No.10993404

crossboarder containment thread

>> No.10993412

>>10993395
Also I've been capping so much that parts of my foreskin are blackish blue, so I'd be embarrased to show anyone my dick.

>> No.10993437

>>10993412
when were you not ashamed to show someone your dick

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