/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Cheer up /jp/!

NEETs are just modern day monks, ok?

People will romanticize you in popular culture hundreds of years from now.

[Anonymous No.]

The joke's on you: I'm educated enough to reject romanticization.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you have sex with me please?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think monks fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937115
Sorry, I'm not interested.

But just remember you are special in your own unique way!

[Anonymous No.]

This makes me wonder if monks actually masturbated and only the masters took it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937119
All that self-discipline and intense meditation.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a monk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937121
Are you sure? We could feel good together.

If anyone else will have sex with me then please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937126
sent ;)

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>>10937119
It's pretty fucking obvious they did. I'd be willing to bet even some masters might've had a quick escape here and there. They were human being for christ's sake. Also >>10937122 lifts a point. Maybe their masturbation is something really transcendent and powerful, so they don't even need to worry about resisting women.

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>>10937124
Stop being a loud eyesore and you have succeeded.

[Anonymous No.]

Why WOULDN'T you masturbate in private?

It's like if you could steal something you really wanted and were 100% sure you could get away with it. Of course you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937134
>so they don't even need to worry about resisting women.
I was kind of trying to imply that they spend/spent their entire lives doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937141
dried sperm smells

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>>10937141
I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937145
Monks were in olden times. Everything smelled.

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>>10937147
Yes you would, you lying little fucker. The only case you wouldn't do it is if you wanted to prove a point on an online message board.

Although I guess stealing actually affects whoever you're stealing from. There are no losers when it comes to masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

Listen to the tales and romanticize, how you'd follow the path of the hero.

>>10937122
The Buddha walks the middle path. Being gay is OK as long as the balls touch, etc. Loli is fine, as long as she gets her cake, and you don't hurt her.

[Anonymous No.]

monks have a history of doing amazing things

neets don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937166
We're talking about the future here, in case you didn't notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937169
neets won't ever do anything amazing

[Anonymous No.]

I'll probably be dead hundreds of years from now anyway
What do I care what a bunch of people I'll never know think about me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937153
>Although I guess stealing actually affects whoever you're stealing from.
You're on the right track but you still worded it in an extremely self-polishing way. I'd rather die than become a man who destroys three things to create one.

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>>10937178
but we already do that with autistic people like ulillillia and savants.
a hundred years down the line those people will be romanticized into superpowered geniuses and neets will be considered to be special individuals giving up their lives for the pursuit of leisurely enlightenment.

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>>10937166
I'd say that the defining feature of all monks through the history of mankind is to not have done anything special. Modern, secular science has completely overshadowed the academic feats of monasteries.

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>>10937198
no, they won't.

autistic savants are one thing, neets are another entirely. i also conclude that you are retarded.

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>>10937198
>ulillillia

What even is this person?

I kept seeing him mentioned, so I visited his site. He's an insane game programmer or something?

He reminds me of that one guy who made those Christian video games. Their sites are similar.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been searching for an internship for the past 6 months and I'm getting real fucking depressed that the only ones I've been offered are shitty $200 a month crap.

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>>10937205
He's not insane but a distinct example of what's nowadays called Asperger's.

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>>10937209
>autistic savants are one thing, neets are another entirely.
Not entirely. Talent is talent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Perelman

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>>10937223
you

are

retarded

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>>10937215
If I pay you $300 a month will you be my slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937238

Maybe, what would my duties include?

Do I get a cute maid outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with the boredom?

I've been getting incredibly bored lately. It's really making me want to go outside and do stuff or something. I think I've reached the point where NEETs start to die off and reintegrate themselves back into society ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I romanticize NEETs now. Am I deluded?

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>>10937231
What's wrong? Have you read about his life?

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>>10937260
yes and you are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

If you want NEETs to be treated like monks, you need to come up with some crazy kung-fu. NEET-fu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10937269
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

She looks a little like Sakura.

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>>10937275

This already exists, and I am the master and original black-belt. It's called Asuka posting.