/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

I'm Patchouli The Mage

Ask Me Anything

[Anonymous No.]

When will I find my real life 3d girlfriend and marry her?
Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you weigh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935305
Why would you want a 3D girlfriend? Real girls are gross!

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935305
I'll Have Your Answer Momentarily

>>10935312
About Twenty Hextram

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935320
Perhaps, but I need to bear a child, hopefully a musume that will carry on my will of good taste eroge.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that magical girls don't poop?

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935331
Of Course

>>10935305
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[Anonymous No.]

>>10935320
Depends, I'm not gross.

[Anonymous No.]

How does Emacs work?
I mean the entire technical detail of it's operation.
I must know.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

What is hidden in your secret section of the library?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935354
make use of the Great Library, ask koakuma for Emacs manual by calling
man emacs

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite music genre?

[Anonymous No.]

why do people disagree with the fan portrayal of Plumpchouli?

like HELL a girl who sits on her ass and eats cake all day would have a sexy, toned figure

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935354
I Only Use Linux

>>10935356
Patchouli

>>10935358
There Is No Secret Section
Where Do You People Get These Ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935297
if you are so fucking smart, why marisa keeps stealing your books?

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935364
Hip Hop
Army Of The Pharaohs Is The Best

>>10935365
I Am Not Fat And I Don't Always Eat Cake

[Anonymous No.]

Why Do You Type Like This? Seriously It's Pretty Annoying When You Capitalize Every Word.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935369

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935376
>>10935375
>Types Like This
>likes sweets
>is a mage
there is only one person behind this act..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935336
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It's not morse code, I don't quite understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935297
H-How do girls have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

*farts*

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935376
Don't Piss Me Off

Making Fun Of How I Talk Is The Express Route To An Ass Kicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935398
Whatever you say nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935398
more like ass SHITTING lmfao u couldnt even move of ur fat ass you lazy ass bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you talking like Kanaya?

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935395
It's I Ching

You Will Find Your Answer Soon

>>10935396
The Female Puts The Male's Penis Inside Her Vagina
After Lubricating The Former With Her Mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Can I kiss you?

[Anonymous No.]

wch 2hu wud u fck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935405
What Does I Ching mean?

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935406
/////
Maybe Later

>>10935403
Because I Have Asperger's Syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935413
I know your pain, Patchouli.
Let's be an aspie couple and have aspie babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935398
A Gentle Criticism Of Your Manner Of Typing - Not How You Talk, I Feel Compelled To Mention - Making Fun Does Not Make.

Making Fun Is My Statement That Your Considerable Girth Makes You Unattractive And Will Prevent Your Finding A Future Mate. Furthermore, Your Malodorous Stench, A Result Of Never Bathing Because You Stay Cooped Up All The Time, Is Known To Kill Flowers And Small Animals.

[Patchouli !vi/yqGkwSo No.]

>>10935411
I Ching Is A Form Of Divination Originating In China
Using A Series Of Six Double Sided Sticks Whose Two Sides Represent Yin And Yang

>>10935409
None Of Them

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935422
How dare you talk about my waifu like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935427
>None Of Them
why?

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you like mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you know anything about your parents?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any winter activities at Scarlet Devil Mansion? Does Flandre like snow?

[Anonymous No.]

What is Reimu's weak point? (please no silly answers like "her hitbox")

[Anonymous No.]

whats the reason to live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935512

Free software.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935518
This is truth.
Join us now and share the software.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935413
I kinda like the typing style to be honest. I don't know how I feel about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935520
he probably meant FOSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935524
That's the first line to the free software song, c'mon man keep up with the times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935525
Using Capitol Letters On Every Word Is Just Being Way Too Autistic, Dude.

Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935336
I don;t think that is I ching. Too few columns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935525
I do too, I wouldn't go out of my way to capitalize every single word, but if I could get an addon or something that did that I might do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935528
Now I know that

[Anonymous No.]

How does one make a time machine similar to the Time Leap Machine from steins;gate: you transfer yours current memories into your past body.
(cons: no aging while traveling back in time and no duplicates of self)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935530
Its less annoying then no capital letters at all. I am a little disappointed in our little RPer. She has not given very detailed answers on anything and seems to have vanished.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

Yo, Patchy!
Can I borrow this book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935534
I agree, its TRIgrams, and she has only 5 columns.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935544
>seems to have vanished
Excellent! I'll just borrow these then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935544
She Probably Went To Sleep.

Either That Or She Is Out Partying And Drinking On This Friday Night.

And Fuck, This Is Redundant As HELL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935545
Marisa!
I'm a big fan, do you think I can take a ride on your broom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935548
Wait, Marisa, that's illegal! Please leave those here and ask politely when Patchouli gets back.

[Anonymous No.]

TEEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935556
Nope!
>>10935557
Nope! I guess I should leave a note though...

"Dear Patchy,
I borrowed some of your books while you were gone.
-Marisa"

[Anonymous No.]

Is bullying alright in some cases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935549
She Was So Devastated By My Harsh And Biting Mockery That She Ran From Her Computer, Crying, In Disgrace.

A True Victory.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you keep summoning tentacle monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

Epic 2hu roleplaying thread. Keep 'em coming ;)))

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935422
That's　a　very　long　title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935560
You know, Marisa, someday you're going to make a mistake. And then all these people you've wronged are going to take their vengeance, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935585
We'd all rape her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935575
What if she's a real touhou posting from Gensokyo? You're missing your chance to communicate with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

When I go to Gensokyo I am going to fuck Marisa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935590
Possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935590
Generally speaking.
She's a strong girl. She'll be fine.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935585
Yeah, I know. And when that day comes, I'll accept full responsibility for my actions.
But I make an honest effort to put off that day for as long as I can.
After all, you've only got one life, right? You gotta live it to its fullest!

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935593
Provided thatcha don't get eaten by a youkai or something before ya get to me...
I'll be lookin' forward to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935545
>>10935548
>>10935560
>>10935601
>>10935606
I love you, Marisa. You are my waifu and I want to give you the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Marisa.
Does she love me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935606
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935588
she gave up really fast. Like, really fast for a RPer.
People have been asking, the RPer has not responded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935614
Maybe Remilia told Patchouli to get away from the computer and get back to work.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935609
It's too bad you're not in Gensokyo.
We need more dicks here-- not that we don't have any, mind ya, but women outnumber men here about 4 to 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935617
Instruct me in the method to get into Gensokyo, and I will be in your debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935622
.380 or larger, apply directly to the temple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935606
You have no idea how strong my desires are Marisa. You shouldn't underestimate me.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935610
I've never met ya, so I don't know.
>>10935613
You seem bitter. Bad sex life? Maybe there's a potion in one of Patchy's books that I can brew for ya to help with that.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935622
Well, since I've lived in Gensokyo all of my life, I don't really know how someone from outside the border might be able to get through... You're probably better off askin' Reimu or Yukari about that.
>>10935641
Who say's I'm underestimatin' ya? On the contrary, I'm rootin' for ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935601
You'll regret that way of thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did you get that hat? I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935650
Please, contact them. Have them both work together to bring me into Gensokyo.
This calculative and overly-scientific world is far too humdrum and monotonous for me to tolerate any longer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935653
Huh... I wonder if there are any tentacled youkai in Gensokyo...
>>10935655
This hat? My teacher gave it to me when I finished my apprenticeship. There's a spell on it that lets me change its color, and to a certain degree, its shape, at will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935650
I'm just messing with you Marisa. You're alright. Teach me some magic sometime when I'm over there. Introduce me to Reimu as well!

[Anonymous No.]

A wild Marisa appears!
She hijacks Patchy's books and even thread.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935658
I don't know where Yukari lives, but I'll see what I can do about talkin' to Reimu. Just so you don't get your hopes up, she'll probably say no.
>>10935662
I think I know where this is going. And I'm not sure if I like it or not.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935664
Sure thing! If you don't have any magical potential, though, it'll be tough-- but still doable.
>>10935666
That's what I do best, isn't it?
I'll stick around a little longer, but if I suddenly disappear, it's because Kaguya found me using her computer and kicked my ass outta Eientei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935669
I think you will like it. A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa, how do you feel about this site, also outsider humans in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935669
In that book you go a little nuts and use those things to anally masturbate. Which might be ok, I dunno, but then weird stuff happens and they end up taking infesting and taking over your body and mind. Nasty stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935669
I appreciate the effort and I hope you can convince Reimu to permit me access. Whatever happens, I'll know you did your best.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935680
Carry on then.
>>10935682
This site, huh? It's pretty nice, once you get past all the trolling and hate and stuff. People are able express themselves anonymously without fear of retribution, and they can find like-minded individuals to discuss things with.
Outside world humans have always interested me a little. It's neat how much they've managed to accomplish without any magic.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Marisa is the OP.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935685
You had me up until that last part. Don't post it. At least, not the last part.
>>10935686
Alright! I'll do my best to not let ya down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935297
Patchouli....

Why are you so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935685
and I hope you post a link

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935689
The OP? Nah, that ain't me. I'd like to think that I'm better at writing than that.

[Anonymous No.]

PENIS
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[Anonymous No.]

>>10935677
I want to mate with Tewi. Make it happen Marisa!

[Anonymous No.]

COCK
O
C
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935694
Don't like the possession/corruption angle?

You ever met something like that in those woods? Probably not.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935701
Yeeeah, I'm not sure how to go about doin' that. Why don't you be the one to make it happen?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh edgy 2hu, Kirisame Marisa, please tell me which dynasty is better Ming, Qing, or Qin?

[Anonymous No.]

You hang out with Sanae much?

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935707
I like Ming, the shit you find from that dynasty is worth a fortune.
>>10935709
No, and no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935715
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935694
have a good day Marisa~ *says anon while leaving /jp/ for a while*

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935713
Not much. I don't have much reason for goin' up Youkai Mountain, other than collectin' ingredients for potions and stuff.
On the rare occasion that we do hang out, it's usually because we're both at Reimu's place.
Sanae's a little... odd, but she's a good person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935715
You're edgy. Bob Evans is edgy.
Your dad is dead. Bob Evans is dead.

Is there something you want to tell us, Marisa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935723
my friend says Sanae is not an odd person.
She's even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935723
Glad to hear it.

...have you heard any rumors or gossip about her lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935662
A link or title needs to be posted. It is now reverent to the discussion at hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935710
Isn't there some mushroom that has an aphrodisiac like effect? You seem to be portrayed as a person who is obsessed with mushrooms. Botanical Knowledge?

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935717
Because the thought of bein' possessed by anything gives me the creeps.

[Byakuren Hijiri No.]

>>10935736
But you are already possessed by desire, and has already corrupted you to your core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935740
Byakuren please go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought RP threads were not allowed. What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935736
It's important to face your fears.

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935725
My dad is still alive. We're not on good terms.
And who the fuck is Bob Evans?
>>10935727
Haha, that's cute.
>>10935729
Not recently, no. I heard that she was stalking that Nue character for a while, but apparently she was under the impression that Nue was an extraterrestrial.
She totally flipped when we told her about the Lunarians, though.
>>10935732
Shiitake mushrooms. It's more of a psychosomatic effect though, since they look like little penises and whatnot.
And yeah, I have some botanical knowledge, but that has nothing to do with fungi and everything to do with plants. Yuuka knows more about botany than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935744
Every once in a while is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935744
oldfags are back :] sup

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935747
Whatever you say Bobette Evans

[Marisa !T4uzh7sNtI No.]

>>10935740
Well then, I guess I've got nothing to be afraid of, huh?
>>10935744
Beats me. I was only in here to antagonize Patchy, and then people started askin' me questions.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Marisa so fucking much

So fucking much

and all of the fucking roleplayers as well.

[Byakuren Hijiri No.]

Body is nothing more than emptiness,
emptiness is nothing more than body.
The body is exactly empty,
and emptiness is exactly body.

The other four aspects of human existence --
feeling, thought, will, and consciousness --
are likewise nothing more than emptiness,
and emptiness nothing more than they.

All things are empty:
Nothing is born, nothing dies,
nothing is pure, nothing is stained,
nothing increases and nothing decreases.

So, in emptiness, there is no body,
no feeling, no thought,
no will, no consciousness.
There are no eyes, no ears,
no nose, no tongue,
no body, no mind.
There is no seeing, no hearing,
no smelling, no tasting,
no touching, no imagining.
There is nothing seen, nor heard,
nor smelled, nor tasted,
nor touched, nor imagined.

There is no ignorance,
and no end to ignorance.
There is no old age and death,
and no end to old age and death.
There is no suffering, no cause of suffering,
no end to suffering, no path to follow.
There is no attainment of wisdom,
and no wisdom to attain.

The Bodhisattvas rely on the Perfection of Wisdom,
and so with no delusions,
they feel no fear,
and have Nirvana here and now.

All the Buddhas,
past, present, and future,
rely on the Perfection of Wisdom,
and live in full enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935786
worst 2hu pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935662
source?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Marisa. Have a safe flight back towards your home.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>10935786
Our origin is stillness.
Everything stops;
everything crumbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935814
The name of life is written in water.

Zen battle?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is she gone?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>10935819
Your zen is both stronger and weaker. That was just Araya leaking to the surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935843
But with weakness you acknowledge strength. The softest will cut the hardest, it is only at the boundary of soft and hard there is peace.

[Anonymous No.]

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>10935850
Would that /jp/ deserved exposition.

[Anonymous No.]

Prove to me Marisa isn't a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935920
well, she's white

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935305
Is patchy ever going to answer this guy's question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935936
Whites don't have big eyes or head like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935920
she's a mongoloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>10935297
>patchouli the mage
>not magician
>not patchouli knowledge
>not fatty mc fat fat
>not using proper spelling
>not speaking in japanese
>not uploading actual pictures
>not spending time with books
>not dealing with thieving magicians in black and white
>not getting onto the mistress for being a jerk
>not ordering around servant to do this for you instead
>not being in gensokyo
>not existing

At the very least, try to act more like Patchouli and not a 14 year old girl.