/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

It's midnight.
You are woken up by the ringing of your doorbell.
Having no friends, you wonder who it could be.
It's Konata. She's naked and crying.


What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Kick her in the face

[Anonymous No.]

Genuflect.

[Anonymous No.]

Call the cops. THERES A CRAZY NAKED BOY OUTSIDE MY DOOR.

[Anonymous No.]

Grab the machete I keep by the door and butcher the abomination, then run to my computer and tell some faggot to go back to /a/ with his shitty threads and his Lucky Star.

[Anonymous No.]

close the door and wonder how the fuck I managed to enter into the 2nd dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lucky Shit

[Anonymous No.]

/a/.

[Anonymous No.]

Close the door.

[Anonymous No.]

Just because it's a character from an anime, it doesn't mean this is an anime discussion. This is geek faggotry, it belongs on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091608
Maybe, but konata doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask her if you eat cornets from the fat end or the tip

[Anonymous No.]

I'd tie her up and make her watch her terrible anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091560
>>It's midnight.You are woken up by the ringing of your doorbell.
I continue to FAP

[Anonymous No.]

Smell her armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091608

This is roleplaying, Lucky Star, and a shitty thread. Three things that don't belong on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

show her this doujin

[Anonymous No.]

I'd become the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091579

You understand that all humans live in at least four dimensions, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091630
>roleplaying
It's only okay when it's touhou?
>Lucky Star
Japanese
>Shitty thread
Perfect for /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

How can I wake up if I stay up all night ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091653

It's never okay. Stop defending your shitty thread and take it to /a/ you gigantic faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091650
Depends, our bodies are in three dimensions but we live in four dimensions given there's a time factor.
But there's none when it's only for an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

I only answer the doorbell fifty-percent of the time. If this happens to be one of those times, I spontaneously throw up on her and then shut the door.

[Anonymous No.]

We already have a board for shitty anime.

[Anonymous No.]

My reaction

[Anonymous No.]

I'd ask her if she wanted to play a game of pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This is very interesting but take it back to /lucky geass/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091677
WHO WOULD DO THAT?! ;_;
LIKE HONESTLY?! ;____;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091656
/a/ is shit, I've never felt the need to go back there since /jp/'s creation.

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>>1091560
rape

rinse and repeat

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>>1091560
>Midnight
>woken
No identification with the situation occured. Did you mean to post "midday"?

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>>1091670
Yes, but when I tried to post Lucky Star there, I was banned "for content unrelated to the board"

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>>1091697
Try again, you might be lucky this time. After all, /a/ is infested with underage lucky star fanboys.

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>>1091718

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>>1091697

Next time shop something Geass onto it as camouflage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091718
>After all, /a/ is infested with underage Gurren Lagann fanboys.

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>>1091560
Take her in. Ask her what happened. Chase and dismember the motherfucker who did this to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091728
That too. Anyway, anime and manga don't belong in /jp/, so please go back to your shitty board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091728
>After all, /a/ is infested with underage Code Geass fanboys.

[Anonymous No.]

Code Geass fanboys, Gurren Lagann fanboys, Lucky Star fanboys. It's all the same shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1091753

What's up with Code Ge-Ass anyways?