/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

It's Mother's Day!

What did you do for you're mom, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875556
I gave her doubles.

[Anonymous No.]

Dude, that was like 2 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875570
Wow. It's today anon. You must be so far gone that you've lost track of some serious time.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing yet. I just found out yesterday that today is Mother's Day.
Panic mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875577
Try telling my mother that. There were even ads up in Tesco like 2 months ago, I bought her a tin of Roses.

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>>10875595
That's weird man. Maybe America has a different day for this holiday than from where you're from.

[Anonymous No.]

i bought my mom a sexy bra

is that weird?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to make dinner for us.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this where we post about "DEEP DARK SAKURA"

[Anonymous No.]

I took my my mum to the movies!

[Anonymous No.]

I gave her a chrysler sebring.

[Anonymous No.]

my mother and i were on bad terms but now she keeps trying to call me. i haven't had the guts to answer her yet and i bet she's gonna try calling today

fuck mother's day

[Anonymous No.]

I paid a visit to her grave.

Enjoy mother's day with your mother while you still can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875743
...and don't bother keeping secrets, either, don't have any secrets to keep. Some say we're all coming back, some day. And when we do, that whole process, of throwing open the grave and reconstituting your life, won't be very privacy-conscious.

[Anonymous No.]

I pumped her pussy full of cum.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing!

I'm a terrible child!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875789
NOT a good idea. Unless you're in the bible or you're a redneck mutant in the X Files, in which case it's apparently commendable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875789
Also I think there was something about this in Macbeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875743
>>10875787
What if she's a manipulative, histrionic, fat monster who uses everything she knows about me to intimidate, threaten and bribe me to make me stay with her forever since no one else will?

"I know everything about you."
"You'll always be my child."
"I don't like that person. I don't think you should be dealing with him." -- commenting the Facebook profile of an engineering stundent whom I've been friends with for a long time - I accidentally slipped out his name one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875805
oops, n/m, it was Hamlet

duh

sorry

>>10875811
eep

dude

[Anonymous No.]

My dad wanted to wake me up to buy flowers for her in the morning, but in the end he went to buy them alone and I'm going to give him the money back.
I also hugged her and wished her a happy mothers day

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875811
wanna run away from home together?

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>>10875820
>eep
>dude
What? It's true. There's a reason why reading and writing has been put on a pedestal in the civilized world: solid, scientific information makes lying more difficult. Sometimes people aren't even intentionally malicious. When an idiot is "just being himself" while dealing with other people, he makes a mental impact. Bossy morons are suffocating, depressing social disasters who wreak havoc in their environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875834
I've already done it. I went to college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875837
I'm in college but it's still awful :<

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>>10875839
What's wrong? You'll have to take small steps when you learn how to talk to people. Don't go to the parties. Start with something else, like voluntary work. Get interests that you can talk about without shame and discuss them at your new job. If you're too down to give a shit about anything, like I was, start doing sports.

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>>10875836
And then you shit all over reading and writing by composing something "troll" that looks like it's supposed to mean something or communicate some relevant idea, but doesn't.

Or maybe you're one of those "expert" chatbots, just spewing randomly-generated wordy opinions.

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>>10875846
>discuss them at your new job
...and this is why no-skill drudgeries where you have to deal with people are good, at least in principle. Having older, less educated and thus more mundane people to talk to is healing. Colleges themselves are full of hotheads who are too busy doing their coursework and sexing each other.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I did nothing but I already agreed to eat breakfast with my mom. Now I have to go out in public again and wakeup early instead of sleeping in until 2:00 PM

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875852
and sexing each other

sexxxxxxxxing each other

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>>10875851
I'm not trolling. I was one of the serious guys who did okay but never talked to anyone. I was too ashamed to. Do you know what the dragon book is? Have you ever even seen an interrupt handler, let alone written one?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys know how thin I became once I left home? Yeah, I was pretty fat. Do you know why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875570

This one.

I thought for a moment that an entire year had passed and I missed it again.

I'm pretty sure I ignored it, anyway.

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>>10875851
My post was supposed to communicate the idea that once you strip out all emotional nonsense out of your communication, liars and bullshitters will start having a hard time. Of course, this will make you terrible company, but when it's about life and death, why wouldn't you be ready to do something totally innocent? It just takes effort.

Official institutions believe black on white. Thank god for that.

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>>10875862
>irrelevant derp
'kay
>Do you know what the dragon book is? Have you ever even seen an interrupt handler, let alone written one?
Some dated textbook about os/firmware, I assume? And yeah, I have written an old dos "interrupt handler," I wouldn't dare write a driver myself nowadays.

Still not bein' real relevant, Mother's Day

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875872
Just don't destroy anything. As long as you don't wreck, the time is on your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875863
Because you're lazy and or can't cook, or you have a poor income and can't support yourself?

Am I close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875602
Not him, but here we celebrate Mother's day on October.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875862
>>10875872
oh wow, there's two of you now
whoopsies

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875556

more like what did I do to YOUR mom

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>>10875875
Are emotions in general irrelevant derpy derp derping? Tell me about your upbringing. What were you told to do, what were you told to believe in? How poor was your family? Did you ever get emotional support? Were you bullied at school for being an untrendy, mute fat fuck?

Are you a bad enough dude to destroy a little kid by spouting completely insane lies at his face, hoping that he'll repeat them at school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875883

>>10875862
>>10875872
>>10875893
All of these are my posts.

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[Anonymous No.]

Help her remember the happiness of you being insider her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875890
if ran was my mom oh boy I would sniff her butt every day and rub my dick on her ankles while I did it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875899
Mom, I'm going to the graduation party in a couple of days. I can't? Why not? I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875878
It's because I absolutely loathe being fat, as I always have. Being fat makes me feel disgusted at myself. It also gets in the way of my hobby of running, which I find much more refreshing when you don't have to lug around an extra load of lard.

Everyone can cook. Nutrition goes in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10875684
You're a good son, moms need to feel sexy too dude!

[Anonymous No.]

I called her
I'll bring her flowers next week

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>>10876017
The problem with you meta-ironic fags is that you're not helping. I came here because I liked Touhou. It was pretty and inspiring. Cockiness and peer pressure works, yes, but _it's not the best way to deal with things_. When you spend your entire youth with people who genuinely don't have any change of succeeding in education, you'll learn to associate brashness and openness with stupidity. The few terrorists students who don't care about anything at all _will_ target your nerd ass and start terrorizing you with nonsense.

Do you know why I haven't left yet? I'm still getting faster at typing everyday English. It supplements academic grammar polishing well.

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>>10876037
....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...god shut this chatbot OFF

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10876054
Why won't you go do something creative? I just gave you a load of information. Is that how you thank me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876063
eew

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[Anonymous No.]

I did it that commerical way, bought her a card and a bunch of flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

some epic blogging ITT

[Anonymous No.]

My mom left the house before I could say happy mothers day. It looked like she was going to a party or just to hang out by herself. I guess it can' be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought a toaster for her.
But our house toaster was broken anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I would buy flowers to her

but I'm too lazy to leave home

[Anonymous No.]

My mom's dead.

Cirrhosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876037
I'm not being ironic, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876145
Why don't you go create something? You'd see how much focus and immersion it requires until you actually master the detail that you're working on.

[Anonymous No.]

I gave her my semen.

[Anonymous No.]

i probably woke her up by listening to incapacitants

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876153
Hey man, why are you acting so autistic? We're all buddies on /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876235
Please do not misuse medical terminology.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Mother's day. It always makes me feel like a bad son and a terrible person.

Which I guess is true. It's just hard for me to connect with people, even my own mom. The best I could do was send her an email. I wanted to call but my phone is broken. I know she probably won't care and will just be happy to hear from me, but honestly, that just makes me feel even worse.

Oh god I need a drink.

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>>10876284

Let me make sure I understand this. You aren't comfortable with human contact, not even your own parents. However, it is within your capability to send an email. You're aware that this would make her happy, just because she'd know her son was thinking of her. But you don't want to do it because it'd make you feel even worse?

Man. Depression is a hell of a thing

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>>10876284

Let me make sure I understand this. You aren't comfortable with human contact, not even your own parents. However, it is within your capability to send an email. You're aware that this would make her happy, just because she'd know her son was thinking of her. But you don't want to do it because it'd make you feel even worse?

Man. Depression is a hell of a thing

Anon, just get off the fucking computer, pick up the phone, and call your mother. You don't have to make a lifelong commitment, just say hello, happy mother's day, I love you, that sort of thing, and get off the phone. Goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

Thank God that Mother's Day was a while ago here.

My mum always cries because I wake up in the late afternoon and give her a card my dad bought and I "don't care" blah blah blah.

Do people really care about Mother's Day that much? I always assumed it was one of those pretty artificial holidays that people take part in, but nobody takes too seriously.

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>>10876309
But my phone is broken. Honestly, there's a big thing that says "No Service" on the screen. I wanted to call her and I did send the email. The part that makes me feel bad is that she deserves more and that's all I could manage. It just makes me feel like a deadbeat, ya know?

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>>10876284
>Oh god I need a drink.
You silly bitch. Are you well-established? If not, don't drink. You already know how it works. The effect does not end when the hangover ends.

Please, do not drink unless you need to get laid or do business.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_alcohol

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>>10876139

Mother's Day was originally invented to honor the lives of mothers who had passed away.

Then Hallmark came for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876063
Vore always forgets about ribs

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>>10876322

Look, I'm not gunna get too preachy here, even though that's probably what I'm about to do, because I've been there so it's hard not to. But look Anon, all you can do is show her you love her. If you have to grab a quarter and go to a phonebooth just because something in your gut tells you you should call her instead of just emailing, then that's what you do. Live by what you feel you should do and do it without hesitation. That's the key to happiness and living without regrets

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>>10876322
You are a deadbeat.

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>>10876361
>all you can do is
>Live by what you feel
Fuck you. He could be studying vector calculus.

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>>10876371

Yeah? And if that doesn't make him happy, what then? Get burnt out and abandon it? Just bite the bullet for.. who? Your parents? Your wife implications aside of /jp/ marrying aside? Someone else?

Fuck that. You can't make other people happy if *you're* not happy

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>>10876361
>Live by what you feel you should do and do it without hesitation.

Oh wow, that is terrible advice. Seriously, when has that ever worked for anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876380
I met my wife on /jp/.

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>>10876402
It works for a lot of people, but only for certain choices of "what you feel you should do."

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>>10876409

I suppose it depends on if you have mentally sound ideas on what you feel you should do or not

Which, in fairness, was not the best thing assume when you're posting on /jp/

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>>10876380
>You can't make other people happy if *you're* not happy
I get happy when I see people attempting constructive things. Pure tribalism and status wankery is always saddening to witness.

Say something like this out loud and all good-for-nothing whores in your vicinity flee in disappointment.

It's quite sad that the world has to be this blunt because it makes it difficult for young, proper people to get interested in the opposite sex. All social situations tend to get filled with noisy hedonists who pull the bar as low as possible unless you personally inject some class into the discussion.

Uselessness breeds unhappiness. If you're genuinely not cut for academic education, you have my sympathies. Histrionic clowns are very skilled at ruining things and following the most impressive noise.

[Anonymous No.]

They should make a greeting card with THIS on it, you know that n

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876506
> you know that n
You have intrigued me, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought her a card, gave her a hug, thanked her for putting up with me for all these years, and told her I loved her.

For a gift, I told her I would do anything she wanted me to.
She told me to clean my room.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought her a card and Starbucks

She was happy

[Anonymous No.]

I drove 20 miles to give my mom a card and a present only to get alienated out of her house in about 2 minutes. I left. I just got home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876556
What was so alien about it? I've been pretty tru for 1,5 years myself and I have no trouble dealing with situations as long as they have a purpose that I can agree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876565
I was basically chased out of her house, is what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876571
probly cause your gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876577
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>vector algebra
ugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876528
You better

[Anonymous No.]

>it's mother's day today
>dad taking mother out for dinner, sister wrote her a song and bought her a sweater, brother bought her a photo album with everyone's pictures in it
>as a gesture of thanks, mother cries bitch tears, then makes souffle, muffins and baklava, all on a giant platter
>they're all reveling in their pathetic fake-ass happiness
>sister asks "Where's your gift for mom, Anon?"
>I say I've already gifted her with my time
>everyone laughs and asks where my gift is again
>say I'm not kidding
>everyone frowns and stares silently, then talk to eachother and ignore me, quietly scorning me
>sooner or later, they start eating
>I make it a point to not touch any of the treats
>dad getting visibly angry
>no fucks to give
>he asks "Don't you want any of the muffins, Anon?" in faux-calm voice
>"No, I don't eat when I'm surrounded by blind sheep"
>"That's rude, Anon"
>"I don't care"
>everyone pipes in and calls me an arrogant asshole except mother
>mother goes "You know what? I'll just keep this all for later."
>I inform that I wouldn't want any of her shit food then, either
>dad finally erupts and bitches me out with brother and sister supporting
>my rage finally explodes and I end up throwing the empty dish on the floor. My family is shit.
>am now seething in my bedroom
Fuck Mother's Day, fuck normalfags

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>>10876785

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>>10876785
dude, whatever

how long'd it take you to compose all that bullshit? Eh? You get some kind of satisfaction out of posting and reposting all this morose crap? That you've been posting on this site for YEARS? Why frequent a site you hate, just fuck off with this "neet tv" shit

dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876812
looks more like a hook without bait, and a fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876785
Damn I wish I was that autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876830

Well, nobody said it was very effective bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876785
>"No, I don't eat when I'm surrounded by blind sheep"
>my rage finally explodes and I end up throwing the empty dish on the floor. My family is shit.
To make this interesting: what would you think of the matter if we left out these lines and the overall negative attitude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876785
>>I make it a point to not touch any of the treats
>>dad getting visibly angry

What?

Do you live in Japan or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876839
IF ONLY
AM I RIGHT FELLAS
HAHA I FUCKIN LOVE JAPAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876830
My thoughts exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876830
Sometimes fish will just bite on hooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876850
The fish must be really stupid where you live or something. Do they taste stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876850
Then there's no bait. Bait is a specific thing you add to hooks.

[Anonymous No.]

jesus fuck this thread got HARSH

what the hell, guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876871
Well they taste a little like your mom, so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876894
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

this is this guy who posts as banned tripfags, isn't it? >>10876785
What a mastur ruseman

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876897

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>>10876897
My mom is actually pretty unintelligent and horrible, so that may be.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Expensive perfume and chocolates, I spent like 1/6 of my salary but whatever, she deserves more for supporting a piece of shit like me.

And I don't really care about money, I work because people told me I had to work. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876897
This is a nice one. Not only is he saying your mother is stupid but that she tastes like fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876910
>And I don't really care about money, I work because people told me I had to work. Fuck.
Start studying something. My assburgers gets completely out of control in a couple of weeks if I don't get to read something humiliating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876926
YOU'RE nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876926
It relates back to the main topic of the thread, too.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom's mom died just five days ago.

I'm kind of at a loss for what to do. We have the viewing today, what a shitty mother's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876950
If you have any evidence you need to get rid of, now's the time to sneak it into her casket during the wake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876897
>>10876897
>>10876897

[Anonymous No.]

I was hoping for some qt /jp/er on mom action in this thread but I guess not...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876897

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>>10877051
I just fugged my mom

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Trevor did today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10876950
I'm sorry, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Spent 25€ on bad looking flowers and chocolate. 25€ I could have spent on an anime figurine instead ;_;. I am such a selfish person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10877077
He's with his mom now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10877103
I doubt that. He seemed to be doing well enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I sent her a text. I'll be seeing her next week and give her some flowers, I guess. Anyone else feel insecure about this gift? It's pretty generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10877173

i guess it depends on how far away you live. if you're relatively close by then giving her flowers a week late is kind of tacky

[Anonymous No.]

I was too lazy to go buy something so last night I tried to make a last minute card.

It looks even worse than the cards I made for her when I was in fifth grade, and now I'm too scared to leave my room to give it to her because I've got no gift and my card sucks.

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>>10876950

If you're serious, I'm really sorry man. I'd cook for you if you lived close by. I'm not very good at empathy-related stuff but I hope you find you're able to find your way.

Do you need to talk about it?

By the way you better not be lying about her dying because I'm trying to open up my heart to you and so help me if this is a ruse I will get mad and throw a tantrum all over this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10877234
If your relationship with your mother is complete shit, otherwise she'll just appreciate the flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10877234
>>10877339
Oh gosh that's true. I'll get her something more expensive just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10877284
I would consider ditching the card and just giving her a kiss and thanks and try to make her day as pleasant as possible. The card might look ungenuine.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't spoken to my mom in nearly 6 years. I did, however, have a dream about having sex with her last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10877419
>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

We went to get some breakfast, then we fixed a power supply together.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no monstergirl mother

[Anonymous No.]

i dug her grave

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't spoken to my mother in 5 years and today isn't going to change that

[Anonymous No.]

My birthday is today, the same day as mother's day. I would imagine it would be wonderful already as a gift just to see how happy or successful her son is in his daily life, but locked into my study in front of the computer every day, I only frown on that idea now.

Our relationship is so tepid, all we did was remark on the event with a couple of words and then part ways again. If I were her, I would be massively depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

I made her a symbolic, thoughtful hand-crafted gift to store on her desk!

it included a poem, cute as HELL wow man i almost teared up when i was writing it, it was from the heart

She loved it

we took her out for dinner too, my mommy is bestmommy!

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>you're

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>>10879500

That's cute! You're cute! You're a good son or daughter, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10879500
aww, that's great anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10877423
fuck off