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I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am over 900 years old and my catgirl is 18+. I just finished checking the border and my catgirl is home from playing with Cirno and Tewi. I guess this week her hat I knitted for her was stolen or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her danmaku school for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with Yukari before, but my catgirl blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my catgirl and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my little Chen has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my silly hat off. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran-sama, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my catgirl is a cutie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to scream CHEEEEEEEEN to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and shikigami. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and Yukari won't wake up till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my Chen. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their catgirl shikigamis?

Pic very related; that's me and my tails.

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>>1085501

Haha oh wow.

>> No.1085514

Fucking awesome story, bro.

>> No.1085525

tl;dr
sage for furry with a hat

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I believed you until you said virgin.
Pic proves otherwise.

>> No.1085518

repost

>> No.1085521

bump

>> No.1085526

>>1085501
>Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my silly hat off.
>she started pulling my silly hat off.
>hat off.

Your catgirl is sick. I suggest you get professional help.

>> No.1085540

>>1085525
Newfag

>>1085501
Stale copypasta

>> No.1085541

>>1085525

gtfo

>> No.1085553

>>1085540
>Stale copypasta

Maybe stale, but delicious nevertheless.

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>>1085501
old repost is old

>> No.1085563

repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost

>> No.1085571

>>1085540
>>1085541
Furrys.

>> No.1085573

>>1085563
Come on, this is the third time it was posted. So it's only a repost of a repost.

http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=search&text=%2BCHEEEEEEEEN+%2Bknitted

>> No.1085590

>>1085571

Back to /b/, please.

>> No.1085600

Im ran i have 9 tails if you dont post this in 9 other threads I will kill chen

>> No.1085613

>>1085571
>>Furries.

Fixed.

>> No.1085619

Old pasta is stale.

>> No.1085621

This thread is totally sugoi. ^_^

>> No.1085624

all of you are just jealous of OP's ability to rehash shitty copypasta from /b/ into something hip, fresh, erotic, and /jp/ related

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>> No.1085630

repost

>> No.1085653

>>1085624
I liked it better when I saw it the first time months ago.

>> No.1085659

>>1085653
It was only posted TWICE before. It doesn't make it any less awesome.

>> No.1085662

>>1085659
Yes it does...

>> No.1085667

>>1085600
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 7 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>> No.1085673

>>1085662
Gtfo noone wants your pasta.

>> No.1085692

>>1085673

Back to /b/, please.

>> No.1085725

>>1085667
stop stealing from fyad

>> No.1085740

>>1085673
Fuck you.

>> No.1085758

If only one person has never read this pasta. If only one person has never had the chance to laugh at it or contemplate it until now; If only one person enjoyed reading this because it was new to them, or it brought back a fond memory of the first time they read it, reposting it is worth it.

And come on. It's a story about Ran being seduced by Chen who wouldn't want to read it?

>> No.1085771

>>1085758
>If only one person has never read this pasta.

That would be me.

>> No.1085774

>>1085771
Me too, fag

>> No.1085777

>>1085667
>>1085600
Where the hell is that from

>> No.1085796

>>1085777
FYAD

>> No.1085821

>I've made out with Yukari before
>I just lost my virginity to my Chen.

I don't understand

>> No.1085831

>>1085777
youtube

>> No.1085835

>>1085821
You don't necessarily have sex when you make out with someone.

>> No.1085839

>>1085777
/prog/

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i am a suppatenko i ahev a silly hat and i pick loli catgirls out of the gaps w/ my tails if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will spin into your kitchen tonight and eat all of your fried tofu

>> No.1085851

>>1085600
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

>> No.1085849

>>1085821
Chen has a Penish.

>> No.1085858

>>1085852
Don't you mean /prog/?

>> No.1085869

>>1085866

I started it, and I ripped it right from /prog/ troll threads.

>> No.1085866

I started this bullshit and I've never been to /prog/ in my life

>> No.1085874

>>1085869
Well I'll be goddamned

>> No.1085877

The heron thing is from FYAD tho

>> No.1085879

I always thought it was a parody of those youtube spam comments.

>> No.1085883

I started it and I am an actual heron. I meticulously wrote it out after a night of hard thought.

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