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10852037 No.10852037[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Would you allow your favorite touhou to eat you in exchange for being reborn in Gensokyo and spending the rest of eternity with her as husband and wife?

It wouldn't be a quick or painless death. You would have to endure every moment of it as she tears apart your body and consumes your flesh.

>> No.10852043

A limited amount of suffering in exchange for an eternity of something you want?

Who would turn that down?

>> No.10852045

But I don't want to be my favourtie touhous husband, I'm not good enough for that.
I just want to live with her forever

>> No.10852049

Sure, there's just one problem. I'm a girl.

>> No.10852050

So what she eats me then shits me out and I'm reincarnated?

>> No.10852055

>>10852049
1) No, you're not.
2) Even if you were, so what? It clearly says you would be REBORN.

>> No.10852063

Seems reasonable.
Like, I'm averse to pain and all, but it DOES sound like a prime deal if Gensokyo is where you intend to be.

>> No.10852066

>>10852055
1) Yes I am.
2) I like being female. Why can't I be a touhou's wife?

>> No.10852071

>You would have to endure every moment of it as she tears apart your body and consumes your flesh.
What if that is my fetish?

>> No.10852067

>>10852066

>Why can't I be a touhou's wife?

Gensokyo isn't a land of deviancy that tolerates homosexuality.

>> No.10852073

>>10852067
I have over 6000 photos that prove you wrong.

>> No.10852079

>>10852073

You can draw a picture of George Washington sucking a horse's dick but that doesn't mean the real George Washington was into bestiality.

Show me a ZUN approved photo of homosexuality.

>> No.10852080

>>10852073
I have over 6000 photos that proove how much of a cocksucking faggot you are.
They are all handdrawn by me, but of course they are enough proof anyways

>> No.10852081
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10852081

eat me... yuugi pls

>> No.10852082
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10852082

Must be a trap, too good to be true

"The portal to Gensokyo is in my belly," sounds like a typical youkai line.

>> No.10852095

>>10852073
rekt

>> No.10852132
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>>10852037
But I want her to be my daughter!

Can't I go through some other test, like how many humans I can cannibalize in the real world before I get caught and executed? Eat 50 joggers and I can go directly to start and collect my $200.

>> No.10852140

Just use some anestethic and voila.

>> No.10852149

Yeah, sure, long as she's okay with me being in unfathomable agony for a while. She's not really the type to draw it out anyway.

>> No.10852151

Yes, but... My favorite Touhou doesn't eat humans. I doubt it'd be good for her body.

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10852171

see you on the other side, /jp/

>> No.10852174

>get eaten alive
>reborn
>get eaten alive again
The joys of gensokyo

>> No.10852212

>>10852079
>Show me a ZUN approved photo of homosexuality.

Eirin and Kaguya
Seiga and yoshika.

any questions?

>> No.10852231

20 posts and no Yuuka-eats-you pasta.

>> No.10852235

>>10852212
get out

>>10852231
never seen it, pls post

>> No.10854296

>>10852235
sorry it took me so long but here you go

>> No.10854323
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10854323

I don't think Tenshi eats humans. Besides, my affection is platonic.
Other than that, I wouldn't mind a painful death in exchange for Gensokyo.

>> No.10854332

>>10852080
Post them or fuck off.

>> No.10854333
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10854333

Pretty sure I saw this on X-Files, either that or some other variation of "would you allow X to eat you in exchange for Y". Anyways...

No. The mountain queen and her sort eat people all the time. They only turn into nourishment.

>> No.10854334

I already live a painful slow life waiting for Gensokyo, a slow painful death to reach it isn't much different.

>> No.10854347
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10854347

I would do this to feel rumia's teeth sink into my bare skin, her salivary enzymes digesting my carbohydrate skin, turning miniscule traces into maltose as it slides down her pharynx.

>> No.10854352

I know Taoists are into some wierd shit, but cannibalism doesn't seem like one of those things. Also Miko eating a human is a funny mental image, so thank you for that.

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>>10854332

>> No.10854361

Would I get magical toehoe powers too? I'd let Yuuka eat me if thats the case. Then I'd drop her when I get to Gensokyo, maybe become a stage boss or something.

>> No.10854371

>>10854360
nice
epic
i like it

>> No.10854382

Without a doubt. However if she's lying I will become a ghost and haunt the fuck out of her, either forever or until she loves me.

>> No.10854383

Just because your touhou isn't known for eating people doesn't mean she can't

>> No.10854403
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>>10854360

>> No.10854407

>>10854360
You can't draw shit.

>> No.10854420

>>10854360

Why does he have two right hands?

>> No.10854429

>>10854420

better cock-gripping action

>> No.10854436
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10854436

Will you be conscious as she digests you? Will you feel being squirted out of her butthole behind some bush or something?

whatever, my answer is yes either way

>> No.10854476

If youkai eat people why do artists depict them as cute girls?

>> No.10854481

>>10854476

ZUN's Rumia is cute, and she eats people. Books and covers, man.

>> No.10854521
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10854521

>/jp/ meet

>> No.10854524

>>10854521

/jp/ meat

>> No.10854528

>>10854521
but doesn't it make you feel good to see how much they enjoy it?

>> No.10854533

Hell i would do it just for immortality, drink beer with Yuugi forever is just icing on the cake

>> No.10854556

>>10854528
I still can't tell what's up with Yukari though, no matter how much I see that pic.
Looks sorta like a "the shit I put up with" face.

>> No.10854589

Fuck no I wouldn't.

>> No.10854589,1 [INTERNAL] 

who wouldn't

>> No.10854589,2 [INTERNAL] 

who wouldn't

>> No.10854589,3 [INTERNAL] 

ew, no.

>> No.10854589,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10854589,3
What a newfaggot.

>> No.10854589,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10854589,4
suck my cock.

>> No.10854589,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10854589,5
Sorry cant do it without a microscope.

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