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You may only choose one, /jp/;

[ ] Mind reading ability
[ ] Flying ability
[ ] Lasers that come out of your eyes ability
[ ] Marry a Touhou
[ ] Ability to turn into a negro

>> No.1084958

[x] Ability to turn into a negro

>> No.1084959

[x] Flying ability

>> No.1084960
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[ ] Mind reading ability
[ ] Flying ability
[x] Lasers that come out of your eyes ability
[ ] Marry a Touhou
[ ] Ability to turn into a negro

>> No.1084961

I'm already a negro so

[x] Flying ability

>> No.1084962

I remember this thread from a month or two ago.

It was shit then and it was shit now.

[x] Stop faggots from posting on /jp/ ability

>> No.1084964

[x]Marry a Touhou
And I can learn how to fly from there.

>> No.1084967

[x]ability to become Fio

Sans that, the hope that sage will actually do something.

>> No.1084968

you're only making it worse

>> No.1084969
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Is this power available?

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Where the fucks my
[x] Turn into a moeblob ability

>> No.1084973

I can already fly so

[x] Ability to turn into a negro

>> No.1084974

That thread was different.
Sorry there, obligatory sage Anon.

>> No.1084975

[x] Mystic Eyes of Death Perception

>> No.1084976
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[x] Marry a Touhou

I'll just have my waifu carry me around

>> No.1084979


>> No.1084981

[x] sage

>> No.1084989

why would you want to stop posting?

>> No.1084996

[x] A special genuflection move

>> No.1085005

[x] Mind reading ability

>> No.1085023
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[X] Turn into a Super Saiyan


>> No.1085057

[x] Ability to turn into a negro

>> No.1085068

[x] Ability to turn into a negro

They already have the capabilities of at least half of the other options. That's why they're so good at basketball.

>> No.1085070

If I'm a nigger and I choose the ability to turn into a negro, does that make me a... a...

>> No.1085076

[x] Flying ability

>> No.1085077

a rapper? yes

>> No.1085082

[x] Marry Rinnosuke
It's legal

>> No.1085083

I doubt that. Mind reading abilities would fuck you up in more way than one.

People choosing that option need to think a little harder on that.

>> No.1085084

[x] Ability to turn into a negro

>> No.1085091

I'm pretty sure you would have control over it to turn it off and such. Unless you mean the whole "knowing a person's true heart" would fuck you up kind of way.

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A wise choice.

>> No.1085105

Yeah, just look at Mao.

>> No.1085110

[x] Flying ability

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[] the ability to make my sober forever


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[] the ability to make my parents sober forever


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What's wrong with the chairman?

>> No.1085128

[X] Marry a Touhou

Fuck mind reading, I don't like flying, lasers would just be an inconvenience, there's always blackface if you wanna be negro for a while

>> No.1085130

What in god's name did you just say?

And you didn't even check it your own box.

>> No.1085133

Failing that, [x] Eye lazors

>> No.1085137


Where's the fun in manipulating people if it's easy to do?

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[X] Marry a Touhou - Yukari
Flying < Gapping to where I need to go.
Comes with a Ran and a Chen too.
I'd be able to come and go from Gensokyo.
Could open a business giving lonely /jp/ers a tour of Gensokyo.
I wonder if she'd wear glasses for me sometimes.

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[X] the ability to make my parents sober forever


>> No.1085177

[X] Ability to turn into a negro

I'd use it as my rape and robbery alter-ego. It'd be perfect.

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[ ] Marry a Touhou

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uh oh! looks liek you forgot something! now you'll feel MY pain.

>> No.1085188

You are a genius, sir.

>> No.1085191


... Just leave /jp/ and never come back, why the hell would you give your self a tripname if you are just going to fail all over the place, anyway?

>> No.1085197


But not flying fast, more like flapping my arms to lift myself slowly.

I can do that in a lot of my dreams. It feels really fun. Like that Karnov game.

>> No.1085200

[X] Flying ability.
"Tactical retreat!"

>> No.1085214


i don't do drugs, why would i need a tripname? i never trip.

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>> No.1085231

A double nigger. And yes it does.

>> No.1085237


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I caught my waifu sleeping with your waifu.
It was hot.

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[x] Marry a Touhou

I just want somebody that cares about me.

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>[x] Lasers that come out of your eyes ability


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Optic Blast

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If I had laser eyes they better love me.
If not, I'll make them.

>> No.1085306

Just because you marry a Touhou doesn't mean she'll like you.

Mind reading is the only worthwhile thing in that list.

>> No.1085532


>> No.1085564


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[x] Marry China.

And I'll never be lonely again.

>> No.1085575

Enjoy being Mao. I am sure you'll love being as sane as him.

>> No.1085583

[x]Mind Reading

>> No.1085584

[ ] Marry an Alice

>> No.1085586

[x] The ability to, at will, jump into the minds of others and control them as I see fit. I would abandon my original body and become a god which exists anywhere he pleases.

>> No.1085594
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[x] Marry a Touhou

Who needs hax when you have the power of love? ;_;

>> No.1085595

[x] Marry an Alice

>> No.1085620

How is mind reading not totally useless?

>> No.1087081
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[x] The freedom to grab Miku by the waist and say, "Hey baby, let's go for a ride."

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>> No.1087108

Make a killing in poker.

>> No.1087122

You can use your Mind reading abilty to also achieve:
[x] Marry a Touhou
Two for the price of one.

>> No.1087192

fuck i had that

>> No.1087236

Flying would be the funnest, mind reading would be the most helpful, turning negro is just a way to clear the pool, and marrying a Touhou would give you the most out right power while being the most assured way to get killed. I would have to choose laser eyes. There fucking cool, even if completely useless to me.

>> No.1087443

So I can't become a negro and marry a touhou, fucking goddamn it, why do I even bother to live?

I guess I'll marry a touhou, hopefully they'll know how to cure me of my non negroness

>> No.1087507

because you can tell what people want or what they're going to do? If you can't think of any situations that'd be useful u r dum

>> No.1087599

But mindreadan don't help with you're gender negro, unless you are already a woman.

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