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>> No.10820189

flandre shit

>> No.10820197
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>>10820189
flandre badass

>> No.10820201
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>> No.10820205
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>> No.10820209
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>>10820197
>>10820201
>>10820205
>Flandre
>Not the Antichrist
Wake up, sheeple.

>> No.10820221
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10820221

Flan a cute!

>> No.10820222

Fuck you guys, I just got over my Flandre fix.

>> No.10820225
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>>10820222
<3

>> No.10820233

>>10820225
11/10 would bang furiously

>> No.10820251

>>10820225
I want her to jam her shining finger deep into my rectum while jerlking me off and then to drink every last drop of my seed that shoots out by taking my dick into her mouth, and after elegantly gulping the said seed she would swallow it very audibly and then stare me deep into my eyes and ask me that was she a good girl

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>>10820251

>> No.10820265

>>10820257
There shall be no regrets

>> No.10820277 [SPOILER] 
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>>10820265
trust me
there will be

>> No.10820281

>>10820181
worst 2hu

>> No.10820283

>>10820225
Why is her finger glowing?
Is she ET?
Is ET an otaku vampire?

>> No.10820285
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>>10820281
best 2hu

>> No.10820294

>>10820285
inferior recolor of Remilia

>> No.10820297

>>10820277
No there won't, she's that sort of stupid who would make my death fast and messy, instead of actually making me experience agony, and I would go out with style, While she is going on about some small speech of how much she is going to have fuin breaking me, I would just push my head into her crotch and take a sniff

>> No.10820302

>>10820294
she's the 2nd worst tho

>> No.10820314
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10820314

Thanks anon.

>> No.10820312

Why is Flandre so hated here? I never understood it.

>> No.10820317

>>10820312
because she's a piece of shit

>> No.10820323

whata fuck is that

>> No.10820332

haha

>> No.10820334

>>10820209
you are not gettin it m8

>> No.10820327

>>10820312
Too popular with secondaries and sullied like no other character by tons of fanon memes and false "facts".

>> No.10820330

>>10820314
P-Perish the thought... she's a gentle young flower and she doesn't deserve to be thought about in such a way...
Though if she wanted to fuck me, I would have no objections

>> No.10820339

>>10820225
Well, that is nice.

>> No.10820337

>>10820327
>letting the secondaries ruin a quality character
Don't hate the character, hate the fandom.

>> No.10820343

>>10820314
Why is Remilia always getting the short end of the stick in so many doujins?
Remilia is pretty much the perfect character for lolidom, but people seem to prefer drawing the opposite.
Fuck, I know I shouldn't rage over porn, but it makes me a bit mad.

>> No.10820347

>>10820343
>Wanting Remidom
Are you me?

>> No.10820354

>>10820348
The information that we do know about her is quite promising, though. Plus, the mystery behind her is part of the charm.

>> No.10820348

>>10820337
Flandre is hardly a quality character, there is little information about her even by touhou standards.

>> No.10820366

>>10820361
The skulls are also shit

>> No.10820361

>>10820277
What's wrong with that hand

>> No.10820369

>>10820354
And what could you probably find promising?
90% of Flandre fans seem to be filthy secondaries who think she's a batshit insane murderloli imprisoned in the basement of the SDM and the other 10% just love her because they want to fuck her, which I can sort of understand.

>> No.10820368
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10820368

Flandre a cute

>> No.10820376

>>10820337
Don't expect the average fan to think properly.

>> No.10820377

>>10820369
I see her as a cute naive mischievous imp of sorts. I don't know about you, but I find that very endearing.

>> No.10820375

>>10820369
Check out this pseudoprimary (secondary pretending to be a primary) who hasn't read PMiSS.

>> No.10820388

>>10820375
PMiSS just states that she's usually not allowed out of the mansion.
Also there are canon sources stating that she's docile and her conversation with Aya was mostly normal too, she's nowhere near as insane as usually portrayed.

>> No.10820392

>>10820377
>cute naive mischievous imp
one with the power to destroy anything she focuses on with the mere clench of her fist.

>> No.10820400

>>10820294

Her design is 5 times more memorable than Remilia.

>> No.10820401

>>10820392
Hence 'naive'. She doesn't know she's that powerful, or at least she doesn't know how to control that magnitude of power.

>> No.10820408

>>10820377

Naive? Read her interview. She's smart.

>> No.10820405

>>10820369

I think you got your data reversed.

>> No.10820411

>>10820400
Apparently not for ZUN, but opinions I guess.

>> No.10820418

>>10820408
Naive != dumb.
You can be a genius and still be innocent-minded, oblivious to certain concepts. In Flandre's case, she's oblivious to her level of power.

>> No.10820421

>>10820418
Are we really sure about that?
I don't recall reading something that implies Flandre now knowing that she's really strong.

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So does Flandres flandre bleed when she goes into heat?

>> No.10820433
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>>10820421
What would you do if you knew you had the power to destroy anything and anyone with a motion as simple as clenching your fists?
Wouldn't you want to use it for something?
Something big?
Something besides being a shut-in inside your older sister's basement?
Exactly.

>> No.10820443

>>10820422
Vampires can't into periods, dumbass.

>> No.10820447

>>10820433

Wrong.

She knows how dangerous she is and that's why she stays in the mansion.

>> No.10820461

>>10820447
>Implying Flandre is so kind and pure of heart that she martyrs herself into a life of solitude to protect everyone else

>> No.10820456

>>10820422
>undead
>periods

>> No.10820460

>>10820443
Yeah, if they did they would be like cats, always licking their crotches

>> No.10820465

>>10820460
Why do I want to see Flandre licking herself like a cat now?

>> No.10820479

>>10820465
with a heavy blush on her face, eyes glazed and her tonque making sloppy sounds while she grinds her own face into her sweet spot, putting her whole body into the licking motion and hungrily lapping up her own sweet juices

>> No.10820481

>>10820433
Flandre probably knows, or Remilia told her, that there are youkai more powerful than her.
If she went on a rampage she'd get stopped.

And why would she go destroy shit for no reason anyway? Her EoSD profile states that she's a docile girl, why would she have an interest in causing trouble for nothing?
Flandre has lived for a long time, she probably had her fill of destroying things before the sisters moved to Gensokyo.

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>>10820461
Wow, this actually gets me thinking.
>How secondaries and the fandom perceive Flandre: A psychotic beast locked away in her older sister's basement dungeon, waiting for unknowing prey to enter and be tortured to death by her hand.
>How pseudo-primaries perceive Flandre: A naive little girl with a special gift she knows nothing about, forced to be babysat by her old sister under strict guidelines, including staying in the basement at all times.
>How Flandre really is: A Christ-like figure who secluded herself from everyday life to protect the universe from her uncontrollable powers.
ZUN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

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>>10820433
The truth is, Flanzilla is far less scary than Flan. That's because the density of pure destruction is less in Flanzilla.

>> No.10820511

>>10820461

I don't know what she's doing in the mansion, but apparently she likes it so much she don't really care about the outside world.

>> No.10820513

>>10820511
Where does it say that? I'm not doubting you, but I'd like to know.

>> No.10820530

>>10820513

Marisa and Reimu are the first things to make her interested in the outside world. It's in the game.

And PMiSS stated she walks around the mansion, but avoids guests.

But then in EoSD extra Patchy made it rain so Flan wouldn't want to go out. So at the very least Remi is cautious.

>> No.10820540

>>10820513
Nothing in canon suggests that she's imprisoned, she's just usually not allowed to leave the mansion and there are a few canon sources with her outside, I think the Interview with Aya is one of them (?).
She also usually doesn't even try to leave the mansion, the one time we know of is when her sister visited Reimu and Flandre probably got interested and wanted to go to that place too.

If she wasn't happy in the mansion she could simply leave. Maybe Remilia's fate powers could keep her in against her will, but that's a stretch and we don't really have anything to base that on.

>> No.10820549

I want to walk into the Scarlet Devil Mansion and be welcomed by Flandre's open arms so I can give her a big hug.

>> No.10820565

>>10820549
we all do anon
we all do

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>>10820549
I'd give her something else that's big

>> No.10820579

>>10820571
That's it, your picture gave me diabeetus. Thanks, asshole.

>> No.10820602

>>10820500
/r/ing Flandre being crucified

>> No.10820607
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10820607

How would you handle this situation?

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>>10820579
You'll love Millet Soup's works.

>> No.10820613

>>10820607
Poke belly

>> No.10820615

>>10820500
>A naive little girl with a special gift she knows nothing about

Are there really people who think that? She knows very well about her powers, she destroyed that meteor with it and then explained it to Aya in Bohemian Archive.

>> No.10820616

>>10820607
Lightly kiss her on the forehead, lower her dress, and say "I love you, but not that way..."

>> No.10820621

>>10820607
shower it with holy water and throw garlic at this abomination

>> No.10820619

>>10820607
Report her sluttyness to her elder sister

>> No.10820630

>>10820607
>boobs
SHE'S BIOLOGICALLY 10 PEOPLE

>> No.10820638

>>10820630
How does this even work?
If her sister is actually 5 years older but looks to be around the same age that means Remilia must have been bitten 5 years earlier.
Or they were born vampires and vampires in 2hu stop aging around the time they appear to be 10 years old. Doesn't sound too logical either.

>> No.10820643

>>10820638
Maybe 500 years to a vampire is like 10 to a human?

>> No.10820650

>>10820643
Please no, they have to stay loli and flat forever.
Also that'd mean they looked like babies a few hundred years ago, unlikely.

>> No.10820664

>>10820638

Where does it say they were born vampires?

You are turned into a vampire. It even mentions how Remilia is not turning people into vampires because she never sucks them dry.

>> No.10820670

>>10820664
Then it pretty much means that Flandre must've been turned 5 years after Remilia. I can't imagine how that could happen.

>> No.10820674

>>10820670

Remi gets turned. Then she turns Flan when she's her age.

>> No.10820676

>>10820670
>Remilia got turned, didn't want Flandre to be turned as a 5 year old
>Flandre got turned by Remilia when she became the same age as her

>> No.10820687
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10820687

Zun rooted for Suika over Flan in a moe contest some time ago.

>> No.10820697

>>10820687
Thank god, he has taste.
I like Flan, but I would've voted for Suika too.

>> No.10820746

>>10820687
This sorta gives evidence that ZUN really hates Flan.

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10820781

I have hope she may appear in HM.

>> No.10820782

>>10820746
I think it's apparent that she's not really one of his favourites, she basically completely disappeared after EoSD while her sister became a returning character who appears in almost all canon works. It makes sense with her backstory, but he could have written her to become interested in the outside world again after the events of EoSD just as well. Flan obviously got articles in PMiSS and BH, but every girl has one of those. There's really no doubt that ZUN always intended Remi to be "the touhou vampire".
I don't think he hates Flan though, he created her and wouldn't have released her like this if he hated her.

>> No.10820777

>>10820687

Of course he would pick the little drunkard.

>> No.10820806

>>10820781
It’s hopeless

>> No.10820809

>>10820806
There's always hope ;_;

>> No.10820887
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10820887

Best pillow

>> No.10820900 [DELETED] 

>>10820887
>feelio when you will never smell little Flan's socks.

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pls stop sexualizing flan onegai

>> No.10821033
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Flandre is frequently naughty

>> No.10821050
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Oh a scale from 0 to 7.4, how wrong is it to sexualize the little Flan-chan?

>> No.10821068
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>>10820887
>>10820984
>>10821033
>>10821050

This thread is suddenly getting really good.

I'll try to help some~

Also pls post more lewds of flan~

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>> No.10821093

>>10820984
/jp/ pls...

No

>> No.10821103
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lewd

>> No.10821128
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10821128

Onii-chan, what are these? I found them in Sakuyas room. Are they toys? Can you show me how you play with them?

>> No.10821189

>>10821128
Put them back you cunt, we don't play with those filthy human things.

We need to teach you manners on how to act like a real lady. Guess some Ritalin will work on you.

>> No.10821460

>>10821189
So you are planning to drug her up with Ritalin untill she is a drooling braindead retard and keep her drugged up while deeply implanting the need for your dick into her subconciousness

How indecend

>> No.10821482

>>10821460
No, I just want to make a proper girl out of her.

A girl who likes to listen to Phil Collins and says "no" to the cool kids behind the school, cooking crystal meth.

>> No.10821500

>>10821460
>untill she is a drooling braindead retard

implying flan isnt already one

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>> No.10821535

>>10821189

And so Anon was exploded all over the room and it took Sakuya 2 days to get rid of his remains.

>> No.10821545

>>10821535
How would it take Sakuya any time at all seeings how she can stop time?

>> No.10821552
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>>10821128
I want to teach Flan about her body

>> No.10821570

>>10820670
>>10820674
http://exhentai.org/g/284035/650012d5df/

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>>10820209

>> No.10821634

>>10820277
>>10820330
Please make sure to quality check your posts in order to make sure you are not misusing chan features such as spoilers, as you have done in these posts. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.

>> No.10821891

>>10821609
I like it.

>> No.10821897

>>10820225

3DPD/10.

>> No.10821905

>>10821897
/a/ is the other way.

>> No.10821910

>>10820312

Because she's too popular, its the same on /vp/ with Fuuro.

>>10820327

That's the dumbest fucking reason to hate something I've ever heard.

>> No.10821921

>>10821910
Time to get out of /jp/, then.

>> No.10821922
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10821922

Hi Flandre!

>> No.10821933

>>10820225
pig slut disgusting

>> No.10821937

>>10820481

Reimu alone would stomp her, because she's the strongest individual in Gensokyo. Why people think "incredibly destructive = invincible" I'll never know.

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>>10821910
Fucking hipster faggots.

>> No.10821944 [DELETED] 

>>10821910
>>10821942
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

>> No.10821949 [DELETED] 

>>10821944
ok, i'll use ur mom instead faget

>> No.10821957

>>10820500

Most of the Touhous really aren't as stupid or childish as people make them out. But as long as nothing is claimed as canon, I can separate fan interpenetration from fact, and enjoy both. Anyone who can't is a complete autist. Its like saying you're not a true Pokemon fan for reading Yandere Lyra and liking it, no-one actually believes she's actually like that, its just another way of representing her.

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What does Flandre like the most?

>> No.10821960 [DELETED] 

>>10821949
>faget

It's time for you to leave.

>> No.10821961 [DELETED] 

>>10821960
its time for me to bang ur mom once again homolord

>> No.10821966 [DELETED] 

>>10821957
please keep your pokemon analogy on /vp/

I'm neither 12 nor a 25-year-old manchild so I have no idea what you just said

>> No.10821970

>>10820638

Sakuya looks nowhere near 20 yet Zun said she's between 11 and 20. Its Touhou man.

>> No.10822000 [DELETED] 

>>10821942

Its not hipster, she just ends up derailing everything. The hate is necessary to balance it out.

>>10821944

I can't discuss Pokemon here, but I'm Otaku of Pokemon. I would be a false Otaku if I didn't go out of my way to discuss it. That being said, I'm not over there much anyway, I try and start a proper discussion but it gets nowhere.

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>>10821959
Candy!

>> No.10822008 [DELETED] 

>>10821966

Then why are you here, false Otaku? Go to leddit or something.

Faggots who pretend their too cool for school are more annoying than underage b&.

>> No.10822012 [DELETED] 

>>10821959
My cock.

There. Now no one else has to say it.

>> No.10822023

>>10821959
I'm not sure but I like Flan the most <3.

>> No.10822370

>>10821959

Dicks.

>> No.10822590

>>10821609
I don't get it.

>> No.10822613

>>10821959
People who can play with her and not be broken.

>> No.10822633

>>10822005
Are those the Hershey's product that has to legally be labled as "chocolately drops" because they don't contain enough actual chocolate?

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>>10820197
>>10820201
>>10820205
>>10820209
The secondaries know how to make pretty good Evil Flandre art, I'll admit that.

>> No.10822785

>>10820181
I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

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10822795

is it 2:00 yet?
This is taking too long.

It hasn't been 2:00 in 16 hours.

>> No.10822803

>>10822795
>22:02:00
>02:00

You mean 19 hours.

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10822808

>>10822795
WE WILL MAKE IT TO 2:00 AM
FLANDRE COMMANDS IT

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>>10822808
Sounds like a plan brother.

So let me ask you guys something, why do we like Flandre so much?

>> No.10822816

>>10822812
So fucking much.

>> No.10822821

>>10822812
well she's perfect

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10822827

>>10822812
Because we don't care about the secondaries and acknowledge that Flan is the cutest of the cute.

>> No.10822831

Flans wings are basicly the only time zun showed a bit of creativity. Thats why we love her.

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>>10822812
She's so shiny

Seriously, she's like a stained glass window, it's gorgeous

>> No.10822836

>>10822831
>Creativity
WROG
http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Marx

>> No.10822841

>>10822831
It's a shame no one draws them properly.

>> No.10822844

>>10822836
bullshit I played that 96 game and it didn't look like that

>> No.10822848

>>10822841
what do you mean?

>> No.10822856

>>10822848
Color pattern.

>> No.10822863

>>10822856
I think the colour of the crylstalls fluctuates. But that's only me.

>> No.10822869

>>10822863
They're static, and they're in this pattern: >>10822827

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10822921

That's all good and well, but why aren't we discussing alcoholic 2hus?

>> No.10822928

>>10822869
Why do you think that. I mean the official art is no real source since zun isn't the guy who would implement or even give a shit about those details.

>> No.10822937

>>10822928
Perhaps not, but it's still the best we have to go by.

>> No.10822945

>>10822921
>Flandre's first vodka
O-Onii-chan... I feel... *hic* funny...
*Falls over and starts crying because she scraped her knee*

>> No.10822955

>>10822937
Yeah but we could be crative about it and recrate our flan in ways that suit everyone. Thats one of the points why flan is superioir to other 2hus. Everyone has his personal flan to love

>> No.10822963

>>10822955
It's also one of the reasons why she's so popular with secondaries. It's both a boon and a curse at the same time.

>> No.10822961
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10822961

>>10822945
Well, actually...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNd1DLFlVrY

>> No.10822972

>>10822961
I'm afraid to watch this.

>> No.10822981
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10822981

>>10822972
How come? Afraid you might like it?

>> No.10822987

>>10822981
I would drink a 2hu

>> No.10823003
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10823003

>>10822987
Guu doesn't know what a "2hu" is, but would drink it even so.

>> No.10823007

>>10822928
Even so, it's still refreshing to see a drawing of her like that. It usually doesn't happen, though.

>> No.10823036
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10823036

Flandre here! Ask me anything!

>> No.10823041

>>10823036
why do I want to bury my dick in you

>> No.10823042

>>10823007
I'm happy that you enjoy it. <3 /jp/ is love

>> No.10823049

>>10823041
L-Lewd!

>> No.10823052

>>10823041
Flanny isn't for dicks. Thats why you find your own jpsie boyfriendl. You're allowed to think about flan while you do him though.

>> No.10823053

>>10823036
Do you have a penis?

>> No.10823057

>>10823053
Wouldn't you like to know! ufufufu~

>> No.10823061

This whole thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqGs_YZl8Q8

>> No.10823074
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10823074

>>10820369
>>10820388

I'm all for maintaining the integrity of the official works and it still irks me how a lot of the creative circles assumes Flandre is locked in her basement when that was never the case, but I have my doubts if she is completely sane. If she was Marisa wouldn't have regarded her in this way in GoM:

"In practice, since the danmaku interfere with each other, it's impossible to keep them in check and it turns out too scary to feel like it's for play. However, what else would one expect from the insane little sister? She doesn't care about things like that at all. "

And this image I posted is the last official image we have of her, and I think the only one besides EoSD's official art.

>> No.10823084

>>10823074
>the last official image we have of her

If you don't count her cameos in the manga.

>> No.10823089

>>10823084

What cameos? IIRC the only time she appeared was as a shadow figure in Inaba and that is barely canon.

>> No.10823090

>>10823084
Sauce?

>> No.10823095

>>10823089
Forbidden Scrollery. Chapter 3 I believe.

>> No.10823097

>>10823095

Oh ,I haven't been following it too closely, I didn't think she'd be referred in such a recent manga.

>> No.10823125
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10823125

Daily reminder that Flandre is a monster.

>> No.10823132

Poor Flandre. She's all alone in her basement and it's so boring. So, she reads a lot of romance books and then yearns for a man to love her.

>> No.10823139

>>10823125
MAN is da real monshta

>> No.10823165

>>10823036
What do your wingdings taste like?

>> No.10823172

>>10823132
>Flandre reading a Japanese romance novel
>Remilia walks in and says "What are you reading?"
>Flandre responds with "Nee-chan, where are all the guys?"
>Remilia notices the name of the book and blushes while trying to respond to the question. "Uh... well, why do you ask?"
>Flandre puts on the most innocent smile ever and says "I want a guy to do to me what they're doing in this book!"
>Remilia orders Patchy to clean out all the romance novels in the library

>> No.10823182

>>10823165
Sort of metal-y. That's a weird question, anon-chan!

>> No.10823215
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>>10823097
She's only referred to in the most lax sense of the word.

>> No.10823259

>>10823215
At least her existence is still acknowledged.

>> No.10823295

>>10823259
Fair enough.

One of the canonical works says that one of Patchouli's jobs is to summon rain to keep Flandre inside the mansion. In any event, this suggests she's not confined to her basement.

>> No.10823312
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10823312

Glory to the Scarlet Sisters! Long may they reign!

>> No.10823329

>>10823295

No shit

she's confined to the Mansion not basement where the hell did everyone get that from?

must be bad ESoD translation

>> No.10823340

>>10823182
How heavy are they? Do they glow in the dark? Do they strike each other sometimes, and if so, what kind of sound do they make?

>> No.10823344
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10823344

Surprise!

>> No.10823352

>>10823344
Why does she have a butt in her chest?

>> No.10823357

>>10823329

EoSD has a horrible translation job. If I knew how to do it I'd take the scripts from the Wiki and make a new patch.

>> No.10823358

>>10823344
I promised myself I would never look lustfully at Flandre.
You helped me break that promise.
Muh dick.

>> No.10823360

>>10823329
The ESoD translation doesn't say she's confined to the basement. In fact, it explicitly mentions she was watching Reimu and Remilia fight. All she mentions is "I haven't been out in 495 years"

>> No.10823370

>>10823357
You could provide better translations and then see if someone can add them in a patch.

>> No.10823414

poast your fav un owen remixes

>> No.10823432

>>10823414
The Donald one.

>> No.10823445

>>10823414
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiUeMm4HhsM

>> No.10823461

>>10823414
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkSRwNk91N0

>> No.10823482

>>10823414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUed7HZtTNA

>> No.10823506

>>10823370

No need to, the Wiki already has different translations, much better than the ones in the current patch. All that is needed to be done is to replace it in the patcher, but I don't have the skills to do something like that.

>> No.10823508

>>10823414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2eXjXLLVM

>> No.10823559

>>10823414
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOz-T3NPtLA

>> No.10823570

>>10820347
No he's not you, he just has common sense and can see that Remidom is perfect.

>> No.10823604
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10823604

45 minutes until the sacred time is upon us!

>> No.10823972
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10823972

Flandre is olev

>> No.10824445
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10824445

What is your favorite Flandre nickname?

>> No.10824593

>>10822590
How new are you?

>> No.10824619
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10824651

>>10824619
Wow, I never expected there would be japanese SCP fanart. Turns out it's pretty popular in pixiv.

>> No.10824708
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10824708

flandre looks real cute in black

>> No.10824798

>>10824619
I like this picture. It implies she patiently waits as thei blood is compelled to slowly ooze across the floor towards her and when it reaches her skin it slowly creeps up her ass cheeks into her moist vagina and anus and fills her womb and intestines until is she is full and satiated.

>> No.10826653

>>10824798
I don't... I don't think the image implies that at all, Anon.

>> No.10828077

bumping for flan

>> No.10828163
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>>10820984

>> No.10828169

>>10824798
Guess I might as well add a fetish for vampire girls who drink blood through their vaginas.

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>>10828163

>> No.10828470
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10828470

>>10824445
I like Flanny. But I don't have a favorite one.

>> No.10828606
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10828606

F̷̲͖͍͂̊̎ͩͯ̚͘͝l̤͚̩͕̭̫ͩa̹ͤ̿͌̍ͤͪ̓͆͟n̬̳̘ͮ̉ͭ͆ ̤̘̯͚̜̮ͪ̀̈̔̎̿̽̀̚͡i̪̺̖͔͉̬͕̣̐ͨ͝͡s̴̫͖̟̣̺̬͗̅͂̂̿̈́̏͢ ̨̳͚͎̬͖͊͆̒ͤͭ̆ͫ̆̕͜l̝̘̺̹ͩ̍o̩͈͈̳͒ͨ́͒͆ͮ̂́v̲̭͚̖̳̺̲͙̏ͫͮ͛̄e̟̥͙̠̪̳̟̦͂̆͋.̗̺̼̺̝͙͇̌͒̽͐̅̈́ͣ ̧̗̣̖̱ͮͨ ̶̘̫̺̖͎̥̓̀͑̆ͨ͂ͥ̚ͅF̻͈̺̽̅̐̑̌̉͘l̷̡̥͇ͭ́ͭͫ̀ͮ̈ͮ̄͘a̹͍̙ͤ̓͘͝n̍͋͒̾̃ͪ͏̷̯͙ ̦͚͔̩̩͉ͨ͂̾ͭ̓ͬͭ̄iͮ͊̇͗̔̚҉̧̺̮̬̞͔̼s̟̲̣͉͇͕̬ͮ̉͞ ̛̙̥̺̲̳̹̳ͥͨ͂͊ͨ͋ͤ̃͢ľ̹͔̻̫̭̣̰̗̟̎͗ͤͩi̴̤̱̾̌̏̓ͅf͔͙̼̹͕̈͊̆ͤ̄̚ḙ̜̰̰͙̝̝͂̿ͫ͋̏ͫ̄̒̅ͅ.̸̸̻̼̤̠̯̘̦ͪ̈̽ͬ̈̓͞

>> No.10828723
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10828723

>>10828606
>Be 18
>Have my Flandre shrine and my homemade Flandre dolls in my closet
>Doing my nightly prayers to our eternal mistress and savior, Flandre
>Sad because in my 18 years of life, Flandre has never answered my prayers
>All I want to is to meet that wonderful youkai vampire, and maybe give her a hug
>I finish my prayers and sigh, then lay down in bed
>Suddenly, a strong wind blows through my window, smelling of loli pussy
>Flandre suddenly drops to the ground
>She had been watching me from my cieling the whole time!
"Oh, my Flan! It's you, Flandre! I'm so glad you finally came!"
>"Oh, but I haven't came yet, onii-chan! Prepare your anus!"
>It was then that I noticed something tenting her skirt
"B-But Flandre... I love you, but... I'm not into pedophilia, or futanari for that matter!"
>"How do you know? You're young, you probably haven't figured out what kinks you like yet! Come on, spread your cheeks!"
"But Flandre, I'm 18! If I had any of those kinks, I think I would know!"
>"Relax, Onii-chan! You just need some help exploring them..."
>She sticks her hand in my pants and begins rubbing my semi-erect dick
"O-Okay... for you, Flandre..."
>Flandre spends hours taking the virginity of my asshole and jacking me off while sucking blood from my neck
>My asshole and my room is covered in rainbow cum from Flandre's huge dick with small puddles of white cum from mine
>"Hehe, that was fun! I have to go back to the mansion now, Remi-chan is probably worried sick about me!"
"Th-thank you, Flandre..."
>"You be good to your otakus now, onii-chan~"
>Flandre propels herself out of the window with danmaku bullets, destroying my house in the process, and disappears into the night sky
>Flandre is love. Flandre is life.

>> No.10828732

>>10828723
10/10 would convert to the church of flan

>> No.10828979
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10828979

Never ending flanfly thread!

>> No.10829165
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10829165

So fucking kawaii.

>> No.10829218

>>10824619
Does the SCP Foundation accept fictional characters from published franchises in it's roster? If so, I'd like to see what they would have to write about Flandre.

>> No.10829471

>>10828723
>>Flandre propels herself out of the window with danmaku bullets, destroying my house in the process

I grinned and chuckled like an idiot.

>> No.10829474

>>10828723
Lucky bastard I yet have to taste her rainbow cum

>> No.10829508

>>10829474
It was delicious, like Fruit Gushers

>> No.10829523

>>10829218
They'd have to create a whole new threat level for her. Keter just wouldn't adequately describe the danger she poses.
>implying she could be contained

>> No.10829578
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10829578

I'm so happy that this thread is still alive.
I love Flan so much.

>> No.10829598

>>10829578
We all do, anon.

Let this thread be forever known as the Eternal /jp/ Thread of Flandre.

>> No.10829624

>>10829578
me too we should rename this board to flan culture

>> No.10829622

>>10828606
>>10828723
I wish I was in my basement, taking a fat youkai shit.

>> No.10829631

>tfw secondaries ruin a great character

>> No.10829642
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10829642

>>10829631
>letting secondaries ruin flan
You might as well let them ruin all the 2hus for you.

>> No.10831787
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10831787

Flans for the Flan god!

>> No.10831845
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10831845

>>10831787
Skulls for the skull throne.

>> No.10831903
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10831903

4chan - Flan Culture

>> No.10831916
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>> No.10831984

Thanks Tom.

>> No.10832352
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10832352

Why is she so perfect, /jp/?

>> No.10832374

>>10832352
Do you really not know the answer?

>> No.10832392

>>10832374
It's like some kind of unknown force is pulling me to her.

>> No.10832401

>>10832352
I honestly hate that smirk

I hate it

>> No.10832403

>>10832401
That's like your opinion man

>> No.10832418

F - Fucking
L - Loser
A - Ass
N - Nerd
D - Dick
R - Riding
E - Experts

>> No.10832434

>>10832418
Here's a reply just for you, anon <3

btw counter-sage

>> No.10833057

>>10832418
I would counter that with an abbreviation of my own, but I can't make a good one.

>> No.10833070

>>10833057
It's called an acronym, dear anon.

>> No.10833101

F - T
L - O
A - O
N - C
D - U
R - T
E -E

>> No.10833137
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>> No.10833175

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLRCbnypLCM
Behold, the concentrated super-diamond of evil that is Flandre (viewed by the secondaries).

>> No.10833226
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>> No.10833297

>>10833226
>Hey, come on kid, play with me. You believe in vampires, don't you?

>> No.10833399

>>10833226

Why would Flandre be locked? She can tear those apart in a second.

>> No.10833414
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10833414

It's almost that time again!
Hold me, /jp/ I'm so excited!

>> No.10833425

>>10833399
She uses the bars to give approachers a false sense of security.

>> No.10833542

>>10833425

I'm pretty sure any approacher would know she is a Youkai in an instant.

>> No.10833594

She's so intoxicating. Like a little sister with benefits.

>> No.10833807

>>10833399
Where does it say vampires are stronger than steel?

>> No.10833823

>>10833807
>Implying Flandre is an ordinary vampire

>> No.10833875

>>10833399
Where does it say she's locked?

>> No.10833900

>>10833823
Fuck off with your greentext.

>> No.10833901

>>10833399
She could be on the outside of the bars.
At least that's how I like to see those pictures.

>> No.10834005

>>10833900
>butthurt over using a 4chan feature the way it was designed to be used
Take it easy, man. You're among friends. Just embrace the Flan.

>> No.10834013

>>10834005
We're only nominally part of 4chan. /jp/ seceded long ago.

>> No.10834349

Is there anything cuter than Flan?
Let me answer that for you.
No.

>> No.10834593

>>10820630
Hey, screw you too, buddy. It's not our fault if some of us start maturing fast.

>> No.10834596

>>10834593
She's also a vampire...

>> No.10834608

>>10834593
Are you, by any chance, a 10 year old girl with boobs?

>> No.10834609

>>10834608
N-not anymore.

>> No.10834614

>>10834609
What size were they at that age?

>> No.10834630
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10834630

Hello touhou
/vg/ here

How do I into touhou

>> No.10834633

>>10834630
play the games.
Start with EOSD.
Lunatic Modo.
No mercy for the newfags.

>> No.10834639

>>10834633
I actually started started with a mountain of Suwako lewdness on exhentai.
Wanted to learn more about why she had eyeballs on her hat.

>> No.10834645

>>10834639
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Suwako_Moriya
If it's the backstories of each character you're looking for, sites like this are your best bet for gathering remedial knowledge.
Other more minor bits will have to be found out on your own during gameplay.

>> No.10834647

>>10821905
/a/ is full of normalfags retard, they probably don't even care about the word ''3DPD'' anymore and only look at it as th next hilarious meme. It's kind of sad that /jp/ is the one place on 4chan with NEETs and without normies but everyone decides to change that by shitposting and also posting 3D.

>> No.10834653

>>10834647
I realize I am replying to a week old post, before someone makes a clever post.

>> No.10834668

>>10834647
It is an ``hilarious meme'' and always was, hence why you should go back to /a/ if you actually use that expression.

Please go.

>> No.10834669

Take it easy, guys. Remember, Flan is love.

>> No.10834676

>>10834668
But I honest to god get disgusted by 3D. It makes you think of real life and the outside world, not to mention you have to think how much better the alternative is, i.e 2D. You probably think waifus are just a joke too. Stop, no need to reply. I know you think it is a meme. Fuck 4chan, this place is a sinking ship.

>> No.10834684

>>10834676
Some people like seeing their waifus in 3D though, because it evokes a sense of realism to the character. That realism translates into hope for meeting their waifu (or at least an accurate cosplayer of them) in real life.

>> No.10834686

>>10834676
>But I honest to god get disgusted by 3D
>You probably think waifus are just a joke
>>>/a/

We don't accept tryhards here.

>> No.10834693

>>10834684
>That realism translates into hope for meeting their waifu (or at least an accurate cosplayer of them) in real life.

I'm trying to escape from real life retard.

>>10834686
I already know that /jp/ is against anti 3D so if anything you are trying too hard. If I was trying too hard I would be doing this on /a/, genius.

>> No.10834699

>>10834693
Just because you're trying to escape reality doesn't mean everyone else is doing the same. You're greatly outnumbered in your views here.

>> No.10834709

>>10834699
>Just because you're trying to escape reality doesn't mean everyone else is doing the same.

Like I said, 4chan is a sinking ship.

>> No.10834713

>>10834709
It has always been like this.

>> No.10834717

>>10834713
Prove it.

>> No.10834719

I can't even tell what is ironic and what is not on /jp/ anymore...

>> No.10834724

>>10834719
Rest easy knowing that our love for Flan is not ironic.

>> No.10834725

>>10834717
Real life photos of real life, three-dimensional people have circulating about 4chan since the birth of /jp/ and long before, without people responding with wails about how they were suddenly reminded of their imperfect 3D existence, unknown to 2D perfection.

>> No.10834728

>>10834725
Too much of a good thing can be harmful.
That's why I only indulge in 2D perfection occasionally when I need it the most.

>> No.10834730

>>10834725
do you know how autistic you sound right now

>> No.10834731

>>10834693
Indisputably trying too hard.

Back to /a/ with you, where everyone will pat you on the back for fighting the good fight.

>> No.10834733

>>10834725
I never said I care if people post related 3D pictures but saying something stupid like ''11/10!'' ''Wud fuck.'' makes you just as bad as any other normie out there. And cosplay, while I normally just ignore it, is an insult to 2D in my opinion. Not to mention all cosplayers are normally cancer and people saying they want to meet and date them are the worst.

>> No.10834742

>>10834731
Stop trying to fit in so hard on /jp/, it's not like anyone will praise you for doing it. I think I am just being elaborately trolled.

>> No.10834750

>>10834742
At this point, I think it's more like trolls trolling trolls trolling ad infinitum.

>> No.10834762

>>10834742
Telling off fags is its own reward.

>I think I am just being elaborately trolled.
You might just be stupid.

>> No.10834765

>>10834733
To further explain what I am saying here, if you want to fuck 3D so bad, why don't you just go to comiket or to some party or something? And don't say ''because I am too unsocial otherwise I would!'' because that just makes you a wannabe normal.

>>10834750
While I somewhat realize I am just being fucked with it is still fun to argue with people.

>> No.10834769

>>10834668
Why don't you go back to /prog/, nigger?

>> No.10834770

>>10834733
>I never said I care if people post related 3D pictures.
I thought you just said that you were honestly disgusted by them because they reminded you of real life.

>But saying something stupid like ''11/10!'' ''Wud fuck.'' makes you just as bad as any other normie out there.
Those are shit posts, nobody is pretending otherwise.

>And cosplay, while I normally just ignore it
A wise decision.

>Not to mention all cosplayers are normally cancer and people saying they want to meet and date them are the worst.
There was nothing about dating. Just fucking and sliding fingers into rectums.

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Moe Moe Kyun!~

>> No.10834773

>>10834765
>it is still fun to argue with people
I know those debate feels. Too bad most arguments on 4chan devolve into shit-slinging pretty fast.

>> No.10834776

>>10834773
>I know those debate feels.
Confirmed for incredible faggot.

>> No.10834781

>>10834776
>Confirmed for incredible faggot.

I have required evidence that this poster is an incredible faggot.

>> No.10834785

>>10834772
yes, please, post more and drown out this collective trolling.

>> No.10834791

>>10834781
>required

Don't you mean acquired?

>> No.10834794

>>10834765
Claiming that everybody who finds a 3D picture good-looking "desperately wants to fuck 3D girls" is as logical as insisting that every normal person who ever found a 2D picture attractive "desperately wants to fuck 2D girls." It doesn't make shit for sense.

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>> No.10834800

>>10834785
There's no trolling on this side of the argument. ``3DPD'' is a shitty tryhard meme only people trying to fit in use.

>> No.10834808

>>10834800
Whatever you want to call it, take it to another thread. This is a place where people who appreciate Flan can live in peace.

>> No.10834811

>>10834800
I used to think real life sucked and that anime is the better world even before I came here fucking retard. You are the one trying too hard to defend your 3D bitches. Why don't you go outside, plenty of good looking girls out there.

>> No.10834826

>>10834800
If I were to give in and start saying 3D is good then I would be trying to fit in wouldn't I? The only reason to change my opinion is so that people on /jp/ think better of me.

>> No.10834827

>>10834811
>I used to think real life sucked and that anime is the better world even before I came here fucking retard.
wow.. what a digusting weeb..

>> No.10834829

>>10834800
Please stop using autism quotes.

>> No.10834830

>>10834811
>I used to think real life sucked and that anime is the better world even before I came here
Please go back there, wherever there was.

>Why don't you go outside, plenty of good looking girls out there.
When's the last time you were outside?

>>10834808
Flandre's life is eternal suffering, and so are her threads.

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>> No.10834841

>>10834830
>>10834827
Fuck looking at your posts makes it feel like I am on /a/ or something.

>> No.10834843

>>10834841
>>>/a/

>> No.10834844

>>10834826
>If I were to give in and start saying 3D is good then I would be trying to fit in wouldn't I?
Nobody gives a shit about 3D. We're complacent.

People who spam ``3DPD'' are /a/ crossies trying to fit in because they've heard about truNEETs and related things on /jp/.

>> No.10834849

>>10834843
But it is the same thing as this thread.

>>>/a/

>> No.10834854

>>10834826
Nobody is demanding that you say you like 3D, or that you like it at all. You are perfectly free to keep your opinion the way it is as long as you keep your mouth shut.

>> No.10834855

>>10834844
I wasn't even spamming ''3DPD'' retard. /a/ loves going outside making friends and the people who do insult 3D are only doing it to fit in.

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>> No.10834861

>>10834855
>the people who do insult 3D are only doing it to fit in.
It's like the truth is right there before your eyes, but you refuse to see it.

>> No.10834874

>>10834849
I wouldn't know. I'm not from /a/. You, apparently, are. Why don't you go back there and stop bitching about other boards?

>> No.10834877

>>10834861
The last time I visited /a/, which is hardly never anymore after like 2010 or something, people were insulting moe, defending facebook, admitting to going to social things and leading normal lives oh but it's OK because they used ''surprise boxes'' they only like to argue and act like internet elitists. It's so fucking funny when half of them try to act like they hate normalfags and then the other half acts just like normalfags. /jp/ on the other hand is a horrible sea of people ironic shitposting to the point where you can't take any post seriously anymore and for all I know everyone is cancer. People like to claim they are NEETs, hate real life, or whatever but then you turn around and have people defending going outside all of a sudden and everyone spams cosplay which is the epitome of normalfaggotry and cancer in the anime industry. Then again I am probably just being fucked with so whatever. Fucking 4chan...

>> No.10834886

>>10834877
Also inb4 someone says ''/jp/ is not one person!'' I get that but an imageboard should still have a fairly stable mentality about certain things. But I get that /jp/ these days is just a place for people to shitpost because they are bored or to spam Touhou.

>> No.10834892

>>10834877
>>10834886
You are unironically the worst serious poster I've ever seen.

I'm not saying you're THE worst poster altogether, because we have people intentionally spamming a black guy getting bukkake'd and all that, but among ``real'' posters actually trying, you are the worst.

>> No.10834893

>>10834877
Before /jp/ was ironic shitposting city, it was full of people, some of whom were normal and some of whom were not, but nobody really gave a shit because it wasn't usually relevant.

>People like to claim they are NEETs, hate real life.
Well, these people should shut the fuck up.

>Then you turn around and have people defending going outside.
Most people do. Some people don't, but these people are exceptional rarities.

>Everyone spams cosplay which is the epitome of normalfaggotry and cancer in the anime industry.
If by "everyone" you mean "one person."

Also nobody in the anime industry gives a shit about Western cosplay, and all the people who work in it are, in fact, people who work and hold down jobs seeing as how they are working in an industry.

>> No.10834896

>>10834892
Please stop using autism quotes.

>> No.10834904

>>10834892
OK xDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD POST MORE TOUHOU TITTIES XD SO GUD 1000/10 wuld fuck wit my gf

>> No.10834902

Being Flan is suffering.

>> No.10834906

>>10834904
Had it ever occurred to you that you might be one of the shitposters you complain about all the time?

>> No.10834911

>>10834904
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834912

>>10834906
But le /jp/ is le ironicshitpost paradise giv into the darksideXDDD

>> No.10834915

>>10834906
Had it ever occurred to you that you might be one of the shitposters you complain about all the time?

>> No.10834916

>>10834904
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834917

>>10834912
Nobody can stop you from shitposting, but you should have at least have the decency not to complain about it with your right hand while shitposting yourself with the left.

>> No.10834920

>>10834911
>>10834916
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834922

>>10834772
How could you make heart hands like that without making it look horrible? That's what happens with me when I try to do it, at least. And yeah, 2D magic and whatnot, but it's awkward.

>> No.10834923

>>10834915
Well, seeing as how I don't regularly make posts that look like "OK xDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD", either to prove some point or otherwise, I must admit that the thought doesn't strike me very often.

>> No.10834924

>>10834920
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834926

>>10834920
I didn't post the second one... at least I don't think I did. It could be a 4chanx fuckup but I didn't enter a second captcha and I don't have a pass.

>> No.10834928

>>10834924
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834930

>>10834926
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834931

>>10834892
I didn't think he would actually stop trying as a response to this kind of criticism, but I guess I overestimated him.

>> No.10834934

>>10834931
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834937

Subtle shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.10834939
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>> No.10834935

What if we all stopped shitposting altogether?

>> No.10834936

>>10834928
>>10834930
>>10834934
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834940

>>10834935
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834943

>>10834937
How is this subtle?

>> No.10834944

could this be le birth of a new epic meme

>> No.10834946

>>10834937
You're not helping your case.

>> No.10834949

>>10834943
I'm sorry. I've been around so many shitposts that beat you over the head with their outright shittyness than anything less seems subtle me. Warped standards and all.

>> No.10834953

>>10834944
What do when cyber bully u?

>> No.10835555

>>10834676
>You probably think waifus are just a joke too.
Are you trying to torll

>> No.10835567

>>10835555
>>10835555
>>10835555
CONGRATS DUDE

>> No.10835584

>>10835567
Thank you so much. I'd also like to thank /jp/, my brother Paul, and all my friends and fans for supporting me this far. It's been a rough journey, but you've made it all worth it.

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Now you guys've done it. You've gone and upset Flandre.

Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?

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