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10778106 No.10778106 [Reply] [Original]

Faster! FASTER!

>> No.10778116 [DELETED] 

What a little slut.

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>>10778116
Haters gonna hat

>> No.10778140
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Woah!
Tenshi can be very fast if she wants to, huh?
That's cool, Tenshi!

>> No.10778154

>>10778140
cute image, dude

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>>10778164
Even faster!

>> No.10778181

>>10778167
>>10778164
>>10778106
Cute Tenshi doing cute retarded little dances.

>> No.10778189
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tenshi is cuter w/ short hair
thumbs up if you agree

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So perfect

>> No.10778213

>>10778189
kill yourself faggot

>> No.10778251
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Twintailed master race!
Tenshi's hair must be long, though she is always wonderful.

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Tenshi makes me happy. *cuddles /jp/*

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Tenshi-sama~

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Does Tenshi like doing lewd things?

>> No.10778303
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3dpd tenshi

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>>10778300
Only with the one she loves.

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>> No.10778319

>>10778305
angels don't love

>> No.10778326
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Tenko is a 5 Star 2hu.

>> No.10778334

>>10778300

> mfw this is actually a doujin and not just a lel i trol u XDDDD single image garbage

epic greentext, bro

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Silly Tenshi, changing clothes in such a place and then getting embarrassed because you're found.

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>> No.10778354

>>10778319
Tenshi is an exception of the rule.

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>> No.10778359

>>10778334
what the fuck are you even talking about nerd

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>>10778267
Woah, I made the same edits to the image and tried to post it but 4chan said yours was a duplicate.
That means we made the exact same edits and both created the same exact gif. We made the exact same things.

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>>10778347
Please let Tenshi sleep.

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>> No.10778365

>>10778360

woah dude

like, woah

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>>10778326
That smile...
I want to invite her in, but I have a bad feeling about this.

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>>10778374
What on earth could possibly go wrong?

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*nibble nibble nibble*

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*nibblenibblenibble*

>> No.10778409

>>10778364
She can sleep in my pocket.

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>>10778326
>>10778374
C'mon dude, lemme in.
It's cold outside.
You believe in Celestials, right?

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She has one of the best themes.

>> No.10778421

>>10778406
no tenshi
no

>> No.10778416

I like miniature Tenshi.

>> No.10778425
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>>10778360
You see, this is a prime example for the special connection between everyone who loves, or at least likes, Tenshi.
Truly divine.
If you passed someone who loves Tenshi on the street you'd immediately feel this special connection, and so do they.

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This one is moving so fast that it's not moving at all.

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>>10778365
I know dude!
Never thought that an image would be blocked by the odd fact that two posters would by chance create and post the same exact image.

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>>10778425
>Tenshi and Robo-Sakuya.jpg

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Tenshi copycating Iku.

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So if god and heaven isn't real how come Tenshi and other celestials exist
checkmate atheists

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>>10778447
Tenko copying Youmu.

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>>10778451
I thought it's the buddhist heaven!

>> No.10778469

Tenshi, quick!
Gimmie a hug!

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>>10778469

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>>10778469
I doubt anyone would give you a hug.

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>>10778469
But you're too tall!

>> No.10778491

>>10778106
I could stare at that shit all day.

>> No.10778501 [DELETED] 

cute thread

>> No.10778502

>>10778106
Someone actually make this faster.

>> No.10778514

>>10778502
Disregard that post.

>>10778267

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Best OAYHO

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I want to cuddle with Tenshi.

>> No.10778517

>>10778502
see
>>10778267

>> No.10778518 [DELETED] 

>>10778511

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>>10778511

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>>10778520

>> No.10778529

>>10778522
Dem nipples make me so horny.

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>>10778520
I don't think you know what that word means.
Stop saying that out loud. People will look at you weirdly.
>>10778522
You are going to catch a cold!

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>>10778542
No!

>> No.10778542

>>10778520
Do you know what it is?

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>>10778542

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>> No.10778556 [DELETED] 

>>10778181
>>10778491
>>10778502
>Quoting the OP
Shit for brains.

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>>10778534
Let's watch this movie, Anonymous!

>> No.10778570

>>10778556
Better than memetexting, dear Xsie.

>>10778106

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Cool!

>> No.10778575 [DELETED] 

>>10778570
>Quoting me
Fucking creep

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>>10778556
Shut up kid, talk to the hand!

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>> No.10778587

>>10778575
Back to your board X-sie

>> No.10778592

>>10778561
Tenshi, that's...
Where did you get that?
Give it to me so I can properly... dispose of it.
And for god's sake, put on some clothes.

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Powerful!

>> No.10778684

>>10778610
I'm forced to admit that Tenshi with a lightsaber is several kind of cool in a neat package.

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>> No.10778712

>>10778687
More lightsaber pls

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>>10778712

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Cute and powerful!

>> No.10778767

>>10778687
Nice burning stick you've got there.

>> No.10778846

>>10778720
She makes a very cute jedi.

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Ahahaha~

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Ufufufu~

>> No.10779096

>>10779084
Would you a bizzaro tenshi?

>> No.10779109
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Free as the sky~

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>>10779084
>>10778479

>> No.10779356
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Tenko's panties!

>> No.10779557

>>10779084
Looks like America designed a new Tenshi.

>> No.10779571

>>10779109
Wow!
Tenshi is big!

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>>10779109
meanwhile at ground level

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If I were her father I would be very disapointed.

>> No.10779603

Thanks Tom.

>> No.10779608

>>10779594
Silly Reimu, that's not how you eat a slice of watermelon!

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>>10779608
How should one eat me?

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>>10779597
If I were her father I would spoil her even more.
I'd let her sit on my lap and pet her while she tells me what she wants.

>> No.10779885

Hi Tenshi!

>> No.10779894

>>10779893
I like the game where /jp/ bullies me.

>> No.10779893

I like that game where you bully Tenshi

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>>10779885
Hi Anon!

>> No.10779915

>>10779910
Tenshi, would you like me to make you a nice meal?

>> No.10779937
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Harder! HARDER!

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>>10779915
Sure. What kind of meal?
It better not be peaches.

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>>10779937
And then there's that guy.

>> No.10779985

>>10779960
Whatever you'd like sweetheart.
How about some good ol' American Hamburgers©?

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>>10779985
That would be acceptable!

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>>10779985
>not corndogs

>> No.10780134

>>10780130
Corndogs are "just" corndogs, but a good burger is something else.

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>>10780130
Hamburgers are okay too.

>> No.10780375

>>10779910
Tenshi said hi to me! What do I do?!

>> No.10780419

>>10780375

Slap her in the face! That's her version of a hug!

>> No.10780439

>>10780419
No it's not! Tenshi isn't like that!

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>>10780439

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>>10780439
Can I still slap her in the face? I like slapping.

>> No.10780576

>>10780565
It's not true...

>>10780567
Tenshi is too nice to slap..

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>>10780576
But nice people are the best to slap. They just stand there, and you can slap them multiple times. She might even cry. Crying is like the icing on a cake!

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>>10779881
If I were her father I'd treat her the same way her real father does.

>> No.10780667

>>10780650
Ah, no, I don't think so... Sorry, I try to be nice to everyone, so I couldn't slap her..

>> No.10780710

>>10780667
I'm nice to people too, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun.

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>>10780658

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>>10780728

>> No.10780741

>>10780710
I guess I don't think hitting people is fun... I'd rather talk with them and ask how their day is.

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>>10780658

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>>10780760
As Gilgamesh said "Children cannot defeat their parents."

>> No.10780856

>>10780760
>shit

>> No.10780859 [DELETED] 

test

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>>10780859
fail

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>> No.10781081

>>10781074
Oh goodness. Source please.

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>> No.10781198

>>10781081
I remenber that, It was a game or something. I didn't download it,though. I just watched sex scene on porn sites, but now all of then have been deleted.
Sorry

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>>10781081
I'll leave this broken links just for you.
http://www.mediafire.com/?4t3155o51tjzjko
http://www.mediafire.com/?n4825eygon0nsw8
http://www.mediafire.com/?a0zdvxz12zj88qd

>> No.10782607

Tenshi is cute.

>> No.10782731
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I want to spend a hot summer day with Tenshi, eating ice cream and cooling off in the water and playing the whole day ;_;

>> No.10782766

>>10778451
you just proved that the buddhist religion tenshi's "heaven" is based on is the one true religion, and thus disproved god and christian heaven.

good job.

>> No.10782773
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>>10778303
Pretty good a actually, 10/10 for not being milk.

>> No.10782785

>>10780817
Gilgamesh was a delusional faggot with too huge ego though.

He just begged to have his shit stomped in his face in all routes, until he died to something vastly inferior to him.

>> No.10782981

>>10782785
But the time he said "children cannot defeat their parents" was when he actually won.
The Merodach vs Caliburn clash, that is.

>> No.10782999

>>10779096
Erm, what kind of an experience would that be?

>> No.10783076
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I love her design, boots and frills are underrated.

>> No.10783106
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Hello friends, have this!

>> No.10783118
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>>10783106
What is Tenshi excited about?

>> No.10783130

>>10783118
You!

>> No.10783131
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>>10783076
Feminine but tomboyish, graceful and powerful, cute and cool.
It combines the best elements.

>> No.10783134
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>>10783130
Oh my!

>> No.10783148

>>10783134
She's excited to beat you up for being a huge nerd!

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>>10783148
That is... okay.
She likes fighting after all so I'll try my best.

>> No.10783167

>>10783161
You're gonna get your ass kicked.

>> No.10783198
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>>10783167
I know. I'm okay with that. Tenshi doesn't kill and it's only pain, it'll go away.
I will still give it my best shot and make the fight as long and fun as I possibly can with my limited power.

>> No.10783212

>>10781208
That just makes e sad

>> No.10783216

>>10783213
Stop right there, that doesn't sound like something Tenshi would do.

>> No.10783213

>>10783198
After she easily beats you, she'll realize how worthless you are and never speak to you again.

>> No.10783218

>>10783198
She will get a big strong man from the human village, and she'll fuck him for his superior genetics and personality after utterly destroying you. She'll specifically invite you back to her place for the sake of teasing you.

>> No.10783222 [DELETED] 

>>10783218
fag

>> No.10783224

>>10783216
Just fight her with cyborg enhancements or something.

>> No.10783258

>>10783222
can't handle the truth

>> No.10783268 [DELETED] 

>>10783258
U BEEN RUSED U MAD BRO???
TROLOLOLOOLOO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.10783273 [DELETED] 

>>10783268
le irony shitepost face

>> No.10783308
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>>10783218
I don't even want to mate with Tenshi.
I just want to play with her and be her friend.
Her teasing will motivate me to continue my training. Maybe she'll even help me a bit! She's confident in her abilities after all.

She can have sex, if that is what she wants and as long as that makes her happy.
She didn't even fuck men in front of the other 2hus after she defeated them, so of course this isn't what would happen.
Besides, Tenshi looks down on most people from the ground, so I doubt her favored partner will be human.
That has potential for a doujinshi though.

>> No.10783343

>>10780658

That's disgusting.

>> No.10783393
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>>10783218
Wrong.
Tenshi would most certainly go around slumming with skinny, poor NEETs and other such traditional "undesirables" of /jp/.
Not to insult /jp/ that is. That's just how Tenshi rolls.

It would perfectly fit in to her boredom with and aggression against the perfect and lavish life of celestials. Tenshi could probably get with the strongest and most chiseled celestial out there. But that would be the typical, boring norm for her. So if she wanted the most superior specimen, why would she even get with a human in the first place? She didn't come down to Earth for more of the same.
Slumming is a real thing.

>> No.10783429

>>10783218
>>10783393
>>10783308
She seems like the kind of person that would make war, not love.

>> No.10783442 [DELETED] 

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>> No.10783463
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>>10783429
Isn't it wonderful?
You can make love while making war though.
Bonding with Tenshi while fighting each other and others together!

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>>10783463

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Tenshi threads are always so blue!

>> No.10783532

>>10783517
Look at how happy she looks! Look at it! CUTE DAAAWWWW

>> No.10783550
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>>10783532
Tenshi having fun and being happy is the best.

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All this just makes me want to go to Gensokyo and meet her, damnit

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>>10783555
I know man, I know.
Just don't stop believing, and then... one day for sure...
You better think through how you're going to make your first impression on her!

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>>10783581
Of course, I just hope things go smoothly

>> No.10783730

>>10783555
that meeting would be probably similar to a meeting with one of those arrogant nerds with overinflated egos.

something like "is this human pleb really trying to talk to me? how pathetic, i am so much better than you, you don't deserve to even look at me. go back to your village where you bathe in animal feces, or whatever you uncultured monkeys do."

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>>10783730
Even if things could end up like that, I'd still try and find out myself.

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If you had a son and daughter with Tenshi, how do you think they would turn out?

>> No.10783856
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>>10783812
The daughter will turn out to be like Tenshi to the point where people might think they're sisters, getting along and fighting like they were. The son, in contrast to the rest of his family, will be a more serious and diligent type and a perfect tsukkomi.

>> No.10783863

>>10783812
You can't, because your weak dick cannot pierce her hymen.

Her body is so tough, Sakuya's knives can't pierce her.

>> No.10783865

>>10783863
semen can pass through hymens ya dingus.

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>>10783863
Does that mean she can be considered a virgin even after having sex?

>> No.10783903
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>>10783872
Depends on how you define virginity.
>>10783863
The hymen is rather weak and thin.
You'd just have to use more force.
Poor Tenshi, at least it won't be that painful for her.

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>>10783903
>at least it won't be that painful for her

But that's the least fun kind of sex.

>> No.10783927

Could someone explain to me why her rocks have that consecration cord around them?

>> No.10783950
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>>10783927
They're shimenawa. Some kind of sacred rope that wards of spirits and has other functions. It means her keystones are divine and sacred or something like that.

>> No.10783947

>>10783927
Because they are devine?

>> No.10783981

>>10783872

Japanese Celestial posing sexy

>> No.10784002

There will be no sexing of Tenshi before marriage.

>> No.10784040

>>10784002
How about group sexing after marriage?

>> No.10784053
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>>10784002
Getting married is something that normal boring people do
and it's... normal and boring! I can't even think of someone who
is worth of Tenshi.
A wedding dress would look wonderful on her though.

>> No.10784052

>>10784040
You cannot do things like that with Tenshi!

>> No.10784057

>>10784053
why is she sitting on the ground in her dress? It's going to get dirty!

>> No.10784061

>>10784052
Why not? Are you going to tell her husband or something?

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>>10784053
Sometimes normal and boring is nice.

>> No.10784073

>>10784061
No, it's just that Tenshi doesn't deserve such humiliation!

>> No.10784088

>>10783308
Is there like a nobel prize for autism?

>> No.10784089
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>>10784073
How is it humiliating? Maybe if we took pictures and spread them around, but no one was thinking of doing that except you. Next time we have an event, I'm not calling you.

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>>10784066
If Tenshi finds someone she will be eternally happy with, sure.

>> No.10784104

>>10784089
It's humiliating because Tenshi is a nice girl, and being fucked by more than one man at a time is not something she would do!

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>>10784088
I don't see what's autistic about that.
Well, at least I'll have a nobel prize. Be sure to nominate me, okay?

>> No.10784118

>>10784104
What if we all take turns? It might take longer, but I'm sure everyone will be just as satisfied.

>> No.10784124

>>10784118
Okay, I guess I mean... Tenshi would never fuck anyone than the man she's in a relationship with!

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>>10784124
What about women? With her looks, I'm sure there are plenty of women who'd want an opportunity to share a bed with her.

>> No.10784148

>>10784142
Lesbians get lewder then men sometimes... Tenshi is much too pure for a homosexual relationship.

>> No.10784165

>>10784148
I remember a case in america where some dude sued his bull dykes neighbors for being too loud. Banshee screaming loud.

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>>10784148
Do you expect her to tone down her libido just because she's married, then? How can you ask someone to change so drastically?

>> No.10784180

>>10784171
Ah, no, she can have as much sex as she wants, but Tenshi would only do it with her spouse!

>> No.10784188

>>10784148
There are lewd homosexual and equally lewd heterosexual relationships.
Yuri can be pure just like straight love can be pure. Well... pure yuri weights out pure straight in numbers.
You're probably talking about stuff outside of Gensokyo here.
I guess Tenshi is too pure for any kind of sexual relationship.

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>>10784053
She will have to settle down eventually, What kind of wedding would she want?

One thing for sure, it would have to be the best of Gensokyo.

>> No.10784315

>>10784180
That's an awful lot of sex. what if he's tired, or can't get it up any more?

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>>10784315
If she has all that energy must be something celestials eat. Eat celestial food to keep up with her or maybe she will feed you with it just so you can keep her happy.

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If Yukari shit herself while she was wearing that white dress from IN, she's obviously gap the shit out of her clothes for comfort reasons. But would she be able to gap the stain out of her dress or would she have to walk around with all the youkai laughing at her shit stains all day?

I'm convinced that she could conceivably remove the shit stains from clothing, but it would be a long and arduous process since she'd have to gap blemishes off of individual grains of fabric. Thus, she probably couldn't do it on the go and anybody who saw her shit herself would be wise to her scheme.

She could always gap herself to a different area and then fix her dress to avoid having to be seen walking around with a poop butt, but that means she's taking a gamble on whether or not there is anybody where she wants to gap herself for some privacy. She has the option of poking her head through the gap to check beforehand and make sure she's alone, but this is flawed because 1)if there is someone on the other side of the gap, she might get drawn into a conversation and it would be a social faux pas to just run away from that and 2)her end on the other side of the gap would really accentuate her poop stain because she's basically be hanging out of the gap butt-first.

I think the only reasonable option in her arsenal is to just not shit herself in the first place, or maybe wear that nice purple dress from PCB more often or even a diaper. Being Yukari must be a hard life to live. Who's with me?

>> No.10784387

>>10784104
stop applying your disgusting lower world values and morals to the celestials. you're insulting them.

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>>10784354
Tenshi is a shitposter in Yukari threads.
It all makes sense now.

>> No.10784428

>>10783872
>draw me like one of your french girls

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>>10784314
She won't have to settle down, dude. No one can force her or force society's values onto her.
If her family tried something like that she would rebel, surely.
There are beings thousands of years old and they never married and don't even ever consider it.
In the end, it's her decision.

The ceremony... it would be grand and luxurious. Majestic even!

>> No.10784746

>>10784428
But French girls have tits.

>> No.10786797

The nutritiousest Touhou

>> No.10792853
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>>10786797
>nutritiousest
About that this popped today

>> No.10795970

>>10792853
Hmm

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>>10786797
Certainly, the peaches provide all the nutrition one needs and greatly strenghtens the body.
They must also be delicious as fuck, being from heaven and all and those might also be the ones growing on the moon, which Toyohime loves.
It makes sense since heaven and the moon are connected.

This clearly show us the superiority of peaches.
The superior beings that eat those superior fruits truly are the most superior ones!
Celestials and Lunarians truly are the best.
So Celestials, despite their (to youkai) poisonous flesh and blood, are in fact very healthy and nutritious. So your statement is right.
Tenshi is the most nutritious touhou. This is clearly reflected in her beauty. I mean, she kind of looks like a yummy treat!
Celestials must be very delicious. It makes me wonder if youkai and other beings don't feel tempted by their heavenly smell and
want to risk the poisoning or commit some other unspeakable crime sometimes.

Anyway, I'd taste Tenshi, if you know what I mean.
In fact, I'm enjoying a high-class yoghurt with morselled peaches right now.
I'm imagining this is similar to what Tenshi tastes like. No, I don't mean her flesh and blood, but her several bodily fluids.
Imagine licking her cheek on a hot summer day, giving you the faint taste of peaches and salty sweat on your tongue.
The salt would accentuate the peach flavor even more.
She then gets all embarrassed and blushes and calls you names fitting for a pervert like you.

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>>10796144
Damn, now I feel like buying peaches.

>> No.10796684,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10778134
uoooohhh

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