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you just turned into a cute girl half your age

what are you going to do today?

>> No.10762307

Masturbate.

>> No.10762303

Being an NEET

>> No.10762306

Sit on my computer

>> No.10762308
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Become successful

>> No.10762310

12 huh?

getting close to the cut off.

>> No.10762312

Become goddess of /jp/

>> No.10762313

Trying to find a possessive and abusive rebel teen girlfriend.

Seriously.

>> No.10762318
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go to a con with milk

and BEAT HER UP!

>> No.10762320
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Walk into a shady van and get gang-raped.

>> No.10762326
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>>10762300
get a hime cut

>> No.10762329

>>10762326
Those don't work in 3D!

Himecuts always look really silly in real life. It's one of those many things that doesn't work outside the 2D realm.

>> No.10762333

I'm only 6 years old now? O:

>> No.10762337

>>10762329
What if you're a beautiful japanese in the mid 19th century?

>> No.10762340

>>10762329
You're just a nerd

>>10762300
Round up or down? Probably go to middle school.

>> No.10762344

>>10762333

You're only 12? Even if you're a boy you're still a cute shota. With little efforts you could be a real cutie! Enjoy that while you can!

>> No.10762351
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>>10762340
>You're just a nerd
you're right dude, you got me

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>>10762329
lies, all lies!!!!!

うそうそ!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10762362
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>>10762351
there's no way to make the straight cut of the bangs not look absolutely hideous

>> No.10762368

you just turned into a cute girl half your age

what are you going to do today?

PLOT TWIST: You are jewish

>> No.10762379
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>>10762368
open a shop and sell overpriced weapons and armor

>> No.10762377

>>10762320
My thoughts exactly. I want to know what being penetrated feels like!

>> No.10762386

Steal all the images.

>> No.10762389

>>10762379
>my little jew cant be this moe.jpg

I almost feel bad for laughing at this. Almost.

>> No.10762409

Lol then i would be 6 years old x)

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>> No.10762453

>>10762409
>>10762333 already did that ``joke.''

>> No.10762456

>>10762426
Where is this from?

>> No.10762460

But then I would be only 3 years old?!?!?! How is this possible? I am legitimately astounded by this surprising turn of events.

>> No.10762461

>>10762456
僕のピコ

>> No.10762485

>>10762426
I just read that for the first time

that was cute

not very arousing considering only about 3 pages had ero stuff and they were pretty much just solo masturbation, but cute

>> No.10762491

>>10762362
that face in the back spooked me

>> No.10762494

>>10762461
>>>/a/

>> No.10762514

Can I be a Japanese too?!

>> No.10762521

>>10762300
Probably a much more successful degree than last time and then become a shining light in research.

>> No.10762539

>>10762514
What are you doing here if you aren't already Japanese?

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>>10762329
No.

>> No.10762593

>>10762581
That... looks incredibly dumb even though it's not an up-close shot and 60% of her face is covered by the phone. Also, it's not a pure himecut. The hair that's on the side in that pic is supposed to go on the back. The pic looks better than most just because that hair is there to cover up the incredibly silly looking straight cut bangs and it STILL looks dumb.

>> No.10762599

>>10762593
You're dumb.

>> No.10762597

>>10762326
I don't like hime cuts at all, short hair is best.

>> No.10762778

>>10762581
le milgynose

>> No.10762791
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>>10762329
hime hairstyles work for 3D girls with round faces.

>> No.10762794

I'll spend my day playing videogames.

>> No.10762803

Wonder how I will live my life now.
I need to explain this to everyone somehow. They will be shocked.
How will I take care of all the document stuff I need? Would they even believe me if I try to tell the truth?
I probably can't find work like this, but will they accept me at university? NEETing it up would be nice.
I hope I don't get famous... that would be troublesome and dangerous. Probably inevitable though, unless I go into hiding.

Will we turn back?
Will we start aging after the transformation, or will we remain eternally young?
This is important.

>> No.10762805

Masturbate.

In reality I would right away prove to my family that it was me, and amaze the world with my highly advanced 8 year old knowledge.

They'd call me a "prodigy".

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Make people look real stupid at my university. Frame my enemies for pedophilia. Go home and touch myself. Drink tons of milk, become net idol. Sell my motorbike. Touch myself some more

>> No.10762828

Play video games, online and prove to the world girls do exist online...
One can dream...

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>>10762828

>> No.10762843

Do what I've always done. Live such that I have no regrets!1

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