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Which Touhou has the best Portfolio?

>> No.10748751

Nitori
She has so much work experience Sony or Apple will hire her right away given chance.

>> No.10748800

>>10748751


Shitty engineer.

>> No.10748814
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>>10748800

>> No.10749740
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Yukari.

She can gap out of Gensokyo. She probably participates in the stock market at Wall Street and attends stockholder meetings.

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Okuu. Takes care of her own nuclear power plant, and she does a good job.

>> No.10750129

>>10749777
What if the price of Uranium shoots up?

>> No.10750153
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>>10750129
>Nuclear Fusion
>Uranium
You also seem to be oblivious to the reason why N fusion is not viable yet, the fuel is overall cheap.

>> No.10750160

>>10748800
Yeah, we said Sony would hire her right away given chance.

>> No.10750245

>>10750153
Please make sure to quality check your posts in order to make sure you are not misusing chan features such as the quoting feature, as you have done in this post. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.

>> No.10752233

>>10750245
I love you

>> No.10752302

Do /jp/ers sustain the lifestyle through stocks or something?

>> No.10753248

>>10752302
How would shitty dumb lazy neets be able to know anything about stocks?

>> No.10753297

>>10752302
It makes sense

We don't work, our money does

>> No.10753298

>>10753248
Ah, not who you're replying to but I learnt about it from Neopets back in the day.

>> No.10753312

>>10752302
I made close to 100k thanks to the Bitcoins before it crashed.

>> No.10755237

Sanae is a good girl, I'm sure she has precious things to show.

>> No.10757719

How invest

>> No.10757734 [DELETED] 

>>10749740
Is this from a manga?

>> No.10757737

>>10757719
Speculate. It's all about marginalisms, not innovation or practical economics.

Basically gambling, you simply play the odds until you lose.

>> No.10757739

>>10757734
yes

>> No.10757748

>>10749740
>attends stockholder meetings.

Companies don't usually like it when strange japanese people start attending their shareholder meetings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C5%8Dkaiya

>> No.10757750 [DELETED] 

>>10757739
Really?

>> No.10757752

Get out Jews

>> No.10757754 [DELETED] 

>>10757752
Get out bully

>> No.10757769

Is it possible to support yourself on this alone? What kind of start up money would you need?

>> No.10757782 [DELETED] 

>>10757769
To trade you need several thousand dollars that you can afford to lose, since it's kind of like a gamble. Investing is safer and you can do that with fewer money, but I'm not an expert.

>> No.10757800
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Satori

>> No.10757826

>>10757800
I don't think I've ever seen a long-form joke so well executed. I'm still chuckling.
Fantastic post.

>> No.10758504

>>10757748

How would they know she's Japanese? She can probably speak English and make up a new name.

>> No.10758536

>>10757782
But wouldn't investing only pay off in the long run? I don't want to make it rich with stocks but I would like to be able to live off of it and maybe buy a game or fig everyone once in a while.

>> No.10759277

>>10757800

Slightly confused, why would he need money to buy more gold if gold is going down.

>> No.10759350

>>10759277

Maybe he was trying to short the gold? You don't need to purchase it to short it however.

>> No.10759365

>>10759350
>shorting
lel, enjoy your infinite potential liability

>> No.10759374

>>10759365

He said he knows gold is going down, he'd be making a lot of money .

>> No.10759403

>>10759374
Actually he was worried about gold prices in the first place because he already bought a lot of fixed term gold futures so the price dropping would cut into that.
The point of buying gold at this point would be to stimulate the gold market.
Whether a 20 million dollar injection would make a big impression in the gold markets is rather debatable though.

>> No.10759432

Yukari; she is supposed to be a mathematical genius, but most importantly with border manipulation can easily fudge some of the numbers on the stock exchange floor for pump-and-dump schemes etc.

Keine could also make people forget about which stocks are good or bad choices by erasing their histories, and similarly pump up shitty stocks etc.

>> No.10759433

>>10759403

Yeah, that's what I was confused about. I didn't think he could stabilize the market with one purchase, also he'd be taking a risk because it might backfire and he'd have a bunch of worthless gold.

>> No.10759437

>>10759365
そですね?

>> No.10759464

>>10759433
Even more confusing to me is the question of just how much gold he actually bought if he was willing to sacrifice huge margins on a 20 million investment for a half baked plan like that...
And then comes the question of how a small time commodities trader would get entrusted with so much money.

>> No.10759533
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The luckiest rabbit.

>> No.10759569

anyone have that FOREX GENERAL image with touhous?

>> No.10759971
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>>10759569
You mean this one? Sorry, don't have it.

>> No.10763199

Why is Suwako in hat bucket

>> No.10763723

>>10759365

do you even stop loss?

>> No.10763737

>>10763723
You take things away from everyone else. If you can't do that, then you destroy it first.

>> No.10763777

Remilia probably.

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Old thread: >>10761208

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Old thread: >>10761208

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>>10763799

LOOK EVERYONE HE MADE A MISTAKE

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Old thread: >>10761208

>> No.10763805 [DELETED] 

WHAT THE FUGGING FUG 4CHAN X

IT KEEPS GOING HERE

FUG

>> No.10763805,1 [INTERNAL] 

holy shit, milk spammer owned himself hard

>> No.10767017

>>10763737

what???

>> No.10767033

>>10763801
HE MADE IT THRICE

AND THEN COMPLAINED

GO TO THE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS

>> No.10767115

>>10763723
>Using stop losses
>Not pleb tier

Learn basic trading math and probabilities based on implied volatility you shit nigga.

>> No.10774811

Bitcoins

>> No.10776918

>>10767115
lol

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