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let's get this shit started
>magic

>> No.10739418

>>10739412
penis

>> No.10739422
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>>10739418
epic poast bud ;)

>> No.10739423

Tired of arguing with faggots who insist that magic doesn't exist because it just can't because they said so, which totally means I must be wrong.

>> No.10739429

>>10739423
>Tired of arguing with faggots
it's time to leave 4chan bro.

>> No.10739433

I want to rub my penis on maria's tiny little crown

>> No.10739489

>>10739433
I thought I was the only one.

>> No.10739514

>>10739422
kanon gets no love

>> No.10739519

>>10739433
What color vagina does her crown smell like?

>> No.10739561

>>10739519
Hard.

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10739568

why didn't he just make her say magic exists in red

>> No.10739596

>>10739568
because what if she actually said it?
Not like Beatrice would do it anyway, because she wants to make Battler surrender totally without resulting in such a boring climax.

>> No.10739664

>>10739568
She can only say true statements in red.

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>> No.10739688

>>10739568
Why doesn't Jesus just prove his own existence?

>> No.10739776

>>10739677
What's the last kanji?

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>this thread
>epic
PICK TWO

>> No.10739805 [DELETED] 

>>10739423
>>>/jp/catalog/magic

>> No.10739812

>>10739412
>>>/jp/magic

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10739829

epic thread time

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>> No.10739834

>>10739776

>> No.10739836

>>10739829
>>>/b/ut//magic//exists

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>> No.10739842

>>10739568
Magic doesn't exist.

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>>10739842
Uu- Magic exists!

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>>10739834
cute?

>> No.10741202

The tragedy of Rokkenjima could have been avoided if Yasu/Beato had just stuck her tiny trap penis into Maria's underdeveloped loli vagina and fucked off to the Golden land.

>> No.10741269

>>10739568
She prevented that possibility by coming up with something like "I could say it, but there wouldn't be any fight and it would be boring." in EP2, remember?

>> No.10741306

>>10739412
It's like it's really 2009 again!

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>>10739568

>> No.10742532

>>10741202
Everyone still would have died.

>> No.10742810

>>10742381
They would have to be crazy deep and they would have to do it at night so it would be too difficult.

>> No.10743534

>>10742810
every1 knows that already dumpass

>> No.10744566

Who wants to do roleplay? I cannot participate, sadly, because.... I am furniture.

>> No.10744576

who'r u quoting op

>> No.10744588

>>10744576
He's not quoting, he using the Green Text of Summarization, used to quickly recap the narrative. It's a move reserved only for the thread lord and Creators. OP must be a very powerful poster indeed.

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>>10744588

>> No.10744596

>>10742532
Why?

>> No.10744743

>>10741269
>Implying magic is real.
>Implying implication.
>Inb4 showing implication in green text.
>Inb4 who are you quoting.

Such power at my fingertips! I could summon Green Text all day.

>> No.10746243

>>10744596
Because Kyrie.

>> No.10746485

>>10746243
Fuck off with this bs!
Once they got detonator, gold, shotguns and credit card they all started killing each other, Kyrie is just the best one with guns.
and wits

>> No.10746488

>>10744743
no your is Piss Color Text, reserved for faggots

there is a subtle difference in tone but you can't see it

>> No.10746521

>>10746485
She's the most calculating though, and the only one who did it with a calm mind.

>> No.10746802

Battler re-wrote history so that Beatrice I killed herself instead of going with Kinzo to be healed. Thus creating a timeline in which the tragedy never happened.

>> No.10746820

>>10746802
No he didn't.

>> No.10749056

>>10739844
Who is the artist?

>> No.10749209

>>10746488
>Implying.

Do you see this power?

>> No.10752054

>>10746820
Prove it.

>> No.10752076

Umineko was the first time I ever fapped to Satan, but it would by no means be the last.

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>umineko thread
Goddammit /jp/.

We already went over this, THIS is what really happened and why they had to cover it with all the bullshit.

>> No.10752094

>>10752087
It makes sense. Those aren't Christmas lights on Flan's wings, those are her favorite kakeras to play in.

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10753385

Is there anything more powerful the Green Text?

>> No.10756281

And Then There Were None was better than Umineko.

>> No.10756314

>>10756281
does it have loli witches? Didn't think so.

>> No.10756316

>>10756314
Neither does Umineko.

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10763386

What the flying fuck, is this real?

>> No.10763404

>>10753385
*ziip*

>> No.10763407

>>10753385
No. With green text, you can make prediction on the future, write stories, insult or ridicule somebody, be smart, be funny, create an atmosphere. Green Text is the tool of creation.

/jp/ is the only board that I know which forbids the use of such powerful magic.

>> No.10764233

>>10763386
Like magic.

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>>10763386
indeed

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>> No.10768438

>>10763407
You can do all of that without greening. It's not magic -- it's just confusing and hard to read.

>> No.10768555 [DELETED] 

>>10768438
>Implying you can do this without green text.
>Implying you're not retarded.
>Implying Green Text is not the best creation since sliced bread.
>Implying you even know what is sliced bread.
>Implying you eat something else than noodles all days every days.
>Implying you don't weight 350 pounds.
>Implying you're not fat.
>Implying you're not amerifat.
>Implying you're not stupid.
>Implying you won't kill yourself or be killed by a mad americlap with a gun.

With the power of the Green Text, I can predict that you're an american with 60 of IQ weighting between 300 and 350 pounds and still living in your mother basement. Can you do it without Green Text? Hell no!

>> No.10768565

>>10768555
epic >greentext magic

>> No.10768641

>>10768555
who are you quoting

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Bruce Willis can grow shirts off his bare chest.

>> No.10768672

>>10768643
Money is incredibly dirty and now all of that filth sticks on that daki.

>> No.10768743

>>10768641
>A good, intelligent and funny meta-post about Green Text.
>Lol wo ar u quoting bro xD xD i jeepee now :)

Do you see how I can ridicule you with Green Text and look clever in doing so? Why would you limit your own use of Green Text? Green Text was the magic given by Moot to the mortals. Don't be a pussy. Use the magic.

If only because if you won't, somebody else will. That's the truth of the Green Text arms race.

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>>10768743
>>10768555

>> No.10768780

>>10768773

I'd like this Ran without the stupid text

>> No.10768804

>>10768780
IQDB makes that super easy, in case you forgot.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1094850

>> No.10768812

>>10768804
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1094850

thanks but a lot of times does don't work due to filename changes or alterations

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does a larger version of this exist? google and pixiv failed me

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>>10739829
>mfw I realize Bernkastel-Kues is just 2 1/2 hours away from my town

I should visit it sometime

>> No.10773107

>>10773096
And don't forget to strap a Bernkastel in Bernkastel and to take of picture of your Bernkastel in Bernkastel.

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