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Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:25:26 2013 No.10735129 [DELETED]

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Why is Marisa eating dog food /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:26:25 2013 No.10735136 She was pretty hungry, so she helped herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:28:40 2013 No.10735142 File: 149 KB, 591x591, Letty514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People don't eat dog food Dogs do eat dog food Marisa is eating dog food Marisa is a dog That kind of explain why she's such a bitch and her dad a wretched mutt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:34:55 2013 No.10735165 File: 28 KB, 461x347, charlie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She lives in squalor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:40:41 2013 No.10735182 cause that's what asains do, nerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:42:25 2013 No.10735190 File: 74 KB, 336x319, hopsin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think Dave Chapelle said it best. Dog food tastes exactly like it looks. Delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:43:55 2013 No.10735193 >>10735190 Please do not misuse spoilers.

Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:47:40 2013 No.10735208 [DELETED]

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>>10735193

That's not misuse you autismal sack of shit. Some people are not ready to know the truth! You can't unring the bell. I am thinking of their welfare.

Also I don't want to ruin the Chapelle show for people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:52:56 2013 No.10735221 Told

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:52:56 2013 No.10735222 >>10735208 Please do not use the crossboard feature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:54:41 2013 No.10735229 File: 11 KB, 312x313, 1364241062634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10735222

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:55:25 2013 No.10735230 >>10735222 Please do not misuse the being autistic feature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:55:55 2013 No.10735232 >>10735129 she likes to brag to reimu about how she eats better than her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:56:40 2013 No.10735236 I actually eat dog food regularly. It's even cheaper than cooking, tastes good and it lasts long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:59:25 2013 No.10735243 File: 44 KB, 394x318, yot4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I knew a kid who used to eat dry dog food regularly. He tried to get me to eat some, but I refused. Don't know whatever happened to that kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:00:25 2013 No.10735245 >>10735236 >I actually eat dog food regularly. It's even cheaper than cooking, tastes good and it lasts long. what shitty dog food do you eat? The stuff here is more expensive than normal food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:02:25 2013 No.10735249 >>10735245 I just buy the cheapest one in bulk. Not the wet meat kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:04:56 2013 No.10735261 >>10735236 Do you eat any nutritional supplements?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:07:10 2013 No.10735271 >>10735261 I eat normal food once a week because my mom worries about me. I used to take vitamin b but I stopped because I was too lazy to buy them again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:07:55 2013 No.10735276 >>10735249 just the dry food? Dunno that doesn't look tasty at all to me. Frankly I'd rather try the live insects my reptile needs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:09:40 2013 No.10735280 >>10735271 >mom worries about me. she knows you eat dog food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:10:55 2013 No.10735290 >>10735276 I didn't liked at first but for some reason I kept eating it and now it tastes like cookies. >>10735280 She thinks I only eat rice because I was a lot into it before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:14:10 2013 No.10735306 And then /jp/ became a dog

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:15:40 2013 No.10735314 >>10735190 Chappelle's show is a /tv/ subject. Please don't discuss it outside /tv/ since that's breaking the rules.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:15:40 2013 No.10735313 How did she open the can?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:16:10 2013 No.10735317 >>10735290 Can you eat it with things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:17:10 2013 No.10735320 >>10735306 Wan wan~

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:19:55 2013 No.10735330 >>10735317 Probably but I haven't tried because I don't have enough normal food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:20:10 2013 No.10735333 >>10735330 >I don't have enough normal food. what do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:21:10 2013 No.10735335 >>10735330 What brand do you buy? Also, what is a regular "portion" of dogfood? I'm actually kind of interested in a life of living on dogfood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:21:10 2013 No.10735337 >>10735314 Being autistic is a /jp/ subject. Thank you for being entirely on topic!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:25:55 2013 No.10735351 >>10735335 >I'm actually kind of interested in a life of living on dogfood. why am I here again?

Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:26:25 2013 No.10735353

>>10735333
I don't have ingredients to try and cook with it. I just eat it as is.

>>10735335
Pedigree adult. I don't eat single portions. I have a bag full of it and I munch it when I get hungry, like candy.

I started eating out of curiosity if it would work on survival situations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:28:25 2013 No.10735356 are we seriously having a thread about eating dogfood?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:29:11 2013 No.10735358 >>10735129 She's a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:29:56 2013 No.10735363 Does anyone else use a pooper scooper to clean up after they shit on the floor? It really works well with the dog food I've found.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:30:10 2013 No.10735368 >>10735353 do you warm it up at least?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:31:10 2013 No.10735369 >>10735356 So it seems...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:31:41 2013 No.10735371 >>10735356 Welcome to /jp/, nooblord.

Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:32:10 2013 No.10735376

>>10735353
>I don't eat single portions. I have a bag full of it and I munch it when I get hungry, like candy.

I don't get that. How does it work? Do you just not eat regular meals at all?

I mean, you said you subsist on mainly dog food. If you eat the dog food like candy, then do you just never stop eating constant small amounts?

Do you not have a time where you just sit down with a large bowl and eat it as if it were a "normal" meal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:34:55 2013 No.10735377 "Dog food thread" bullshit I say. This is an undercover NEET thread. You're not gonna fool me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:35:25 2013 No.10735378 >>10735368 I actually think that would taste kinda gross. >>10735376 >do you just never stop eating constant small amounts? Correct. I don't sit down to have "full" meals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:36:40 2013 No.10735379 >>10735377 The jig is up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:36:55 2013 No.10735380 >>10735377 Should I report the thread then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:37:55 2013 No.10735384 >>10735378 That seems like it would be a huge hassle, in having to transport the food. Are you also stick-thin? People who live on small amounts of food, such as candy, usually aren't the most robust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:37:55 2013 No.10735385 >>10735377 I am an employed man who likes to eat dog food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 21:39:10 2013 No.10735389 >>10735380 I think that'd be for the best, or else these fucking neets will think they rule over /jp/.

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