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10733026 No.10733026[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do you know that when you sleep, you are completely vulnerable, /jp/?

I don't lock my room and I tend to sleep suddenly, so every time I wake up I check my conditions and surrounding to make sure everything is okay.

>> No.10733029

I like watching you sleep, OP.

>> No.10733030

When my eyes are closed and I'm trying to doze off, I occasionally think to myself, what if there's a ninja hiding and waiting in the dark corner of my ceiling, ready to pounce and slice my head off. But then I think to myself no, that's impossible, there's no way that could happen. But then I think, maybe God is hearing me thinking, and wants to make it happen just to prove me wrong and spite me, and then suddenly the ninja is there. There is so much uncertainty when my eyes are closed; anything could be there.

>> No.10733034

Some people have naturally heightened survival instincts. I wake up at the SLIGHTEST noise. (I've woken up to the sound of someone stirring a cup of tea and the spoon hitting the sides 4 rooms away).

Sucks to be a beta nerd like you.

>> No.10733033
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10733033

Any sleeping otaku here?

>> No.10733036
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10733036

das it mane, or das isn't it mane...
that is the question.

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>> No.10733038

Who the hell would waste time on someone like me anyway.

>> No.10733039

>>10733038
That's what they want you to think.

>> No.10733041
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>> No.10733045

My door is locked except when I leave or enter my room, and my window is always wide open. Someone could just come right in. I take DPH nightly and it sometimes makes me hear things, so as I'm there in bed trying to go to sleep I'll hear a voice or a knock on my door, but nobody is ever there. Sometimes my eyes play tricks on me and I see weird shadowy figures near my window and at the foot of my bed.

>> No.10733050

>>10733034
I pity you for unable to have a decent sleep, on the other hand.

>> No.10733054
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most tired thread on /jp/

>> No.10733064

>>10733050

Not that guy, but being a light sleep really does suck. I'm so tired...

>> No.10733068

>>10733050
Ever heard of uberman sleep schedule, nerd?

>> No.10733070

I don't have any keys for the rooms in my apartment besides the one for the door to the apartment itself. The lock of the entrance to the building has been mysteriously broken for some time now (you can just push it open), and most of the neighbors here seem to have disappeared for a few weeks now. They are not just quiet, they are gone. I think I'm the only person right now in the whole building. I assume they are just still on vacation and weren't killed since I don't smell any rotten corpses when I have to go outside. It feels a little weird that everyone disappeared at the same time, but maybe I should just enjoy the peace.

>> No.10733074

I never sleep. I'm awake on /jp/ 24/7. I might miss some new EPIC MEME™ while asleep.

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>>10733068
Please don't bully!

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