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10691253 No.10691253[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Which touhou would you fuck?

>> No.10691258

>MUH_DICK.jpg
sanae

>> No.10691261 [DELETED] 

>>10691258
Are you having trouble with uploading the image? Just press the Browse button and select the one you want to use in your post. You can't just green a filename from your computer like that, 4chan doesn't work that way.

>> No.10691263

I want to touch a touhou
Hold her
Feel her

Images aren't doing it like they used to

>> No.10691265

>>10691261
Do you have a pixiv? We can be pixiv buddies. I want friends like you.

>> No.10691267 [DELETED] 

>>10691265
No. Stop trying to stalk me.

>> No.10691270

I want to fuck Reisen's fluffy ears.

>> No.10691274
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>>10691270

>> No.10691287

I want to be Sanae's

>> No.10691290

Is that image from a doujin?

>> No.10691291
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10691291

Left or Right?

>> No.10691293

I'd insert my entire penis inside Sanae's anus.

>> No.10691295

>>10691293
But her poop comes from there!?

>> No.10691296
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10691296

At least invite her a drink first

>> No.10691300 [DELETED] 

>>10691295
:D

>> No.10691303

>>10691291
I wish to be in the middle.

>> No.10691301

>>10691295
Why are you asking?

>> No.10691308

>>10691301
Because I've never seen a girl poop, but I assumed it comes from the same place as male poop. But I'm not entirely sure.

>> No.10691310

>>10691295
Gross!

>> No.10691317

>>10691274
That's no Reisen

>> No.10691321
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10691321

Remilia

>> No.10691349
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>>10691291

No, Youmu!

You shouldn't hang out with bad girls!

>> No.10691351
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10691351

:^)

>> No.10691358
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>>10691351
>wanting to defile the only pure woman in Gensoukyo
You will burn for this I swear.

>> No.10691360

>>10691253(Dumbass)

your mother

>> No.10691361
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>> No.10691364

>>10691358
I wish to cuddle with her while maybe kissing

>> No.10691369

>>10691364
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10691375

>>10691349
god sanae is such a fucking slut holy shit

>> No.10691401
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>>10691375
Only if you want her to be so

>> No.10691410

>>10691401
This is the /jp/ kiss of true love.

>> No.10691414 [DELETED] 
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10691414

Suwako

>> No.10691417

Want best sex? Moriya Shrine.

>> No.10694226
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>>10691253
Yuugi by a landslide.

>> No.10694283

>>10694226
What other natural disasters would you seek out to provide a romantic backdrop?

>> No.10694300

>>10691401

Where'd the dildo go?

That's a blatant continuity error.

>> No.10694306
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>>10691253

>> No.10694313

Fucking isn't my fetish.

>> No.10694327

>>10694283

lmao

>> No.10694332
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>>10694283
A hurricane on an deserted tropical island where we would be safe in our mansion like cave where it wasn't creepy. We could have nice cave windows and batter them down with movable circle stone rocks that could be pushed out of the way after the storm.

>> No.10694330

>>10691253
I don't feel like any of them are disgusting enough to not ever fuck. What are you implying?

>> No.10694338

>>10694332
Now I wanna know what you'd with Utsuho

>> No.10694368

The one with the flattest chest and the tightest vagina.

>> No.10694374
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>>10694368
Like this?

>> No.10694384
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10694384

My standards are low enough that I would probably be satisfied with any of them.

>> No.10694394

I often wonder if the beast youkai have mating seasons.

>> No.10694418

>>10694384
fapfapfap

>> No.10694454

>>10694374
Possibly.

>> No.10694480
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10694480

Sakuya

>> No.10694497
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>>10694338
>Utsuho
I think she would like to enjoy the skies with her hubby, so I'd have to go and steal the Rocket Man's jet pack. Me and her could fly up the side of the mountains in Venezuela that are still really untouched by man. Me and her could blast our way threw the jungle on top of the mountains and set up a paradise home with fully flowing water from the active falls that create the rivers. We could even have a nice little farm. We would have a tree house so she can lay eggs and feel natural.

And when we want to travel back to civilization I could hang glide side by side with her as the moist yet warm air caressed her face looking into each others eyes.

>> No.10694517

wheres the edit

>> No.10694530

I tried to make a thread about which 2hu people would never fuck, but it was quickly deleted by the janitor.
I guess some things were never meant to change, /jp/.

>> No.10694536

>>10691291
Righ- NO WAIT LEFT

>> No.10694672
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>>10694530
I would never fuck Satori. I'd be so embarrassed about her reading my mind, I'd never be able to perform.

>> No.10694700

ITT: Machism

>> No.10694720
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>>10694530
As much as I love poweful girls, I could never do something like that to someone I look up to.

>> No.10694722

>>10694720
Also, same thing what >>10694672 said applies here.

>> No.10694791
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10694791

Probably Okuu. Just go at it on a plateau after watching her set off a few blasts in a desert. Of course I'd check the wind first so that the fallout doesn't kill me.
Pic related.

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>>10694530
I want to fap to Tenshi but when I tried I feel something is wrong. My heart when racing. And I have urge to hug her, cuddle her and pet her head. Love her tenderly. So I zipped my pant and stare at Tenshi's pic all day long. What is that mean /jp/?

>> No.10694889

>>10691290

>> No.10694910

>>10694858
It means waifu troubles.

>> No.10694918

>>10694910
Waifu troubles?

>> No.10695092

>>10694918
It means your best option is to find a way to affix an onahole to your daki because otherwise you won't be satisfied anymore.

Cuddling and/or dry humping is also a decent option.

>> No.10695884
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10695884

Loli FTW

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>>10694720
Oh please. You'd love to wake up to this.

>> No.10695910
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10695910

I'll fuck them all, even Mima

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>>10694300
It's not dildo, it's...

>> No.10695926

>>10691270
i want to fuck nue's fluffy ass

>> No.10695935 [SPOILER] 
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10695935

this

>> No.10695947

>>10691253

Would you fuck a girl with a reputation as a slut?

>> No.10695954

>>10695947
Are you really asking this question here?

>> No.10695958

>>10695947
Visiting a doctor to cure the clap some skank gave you would be the most self-deprecating experience ever.

As you can see, I'd rather do this.

>> No.10695960

>>10694672

Honestly, the idea of my partner being able to read my mind would get me rock solid. Can you imagine the amazing happysex you could have? Your entire mind flush with nothing but thoughts of how beautiful she is and how much you love her, and her being able to know that in both action and thought, you're 100% genuine

God, the cuddling would be amazing. Fucking happysex fetish..

>> No.10695968

>>10695947
Not fucking her isn't going to make her any more pure.

>> No.10695978

>>10695960
And then in a moment of weakness, you think of someone else during the act. Cue full-on yandere mode~

>> No.10695984
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>>10695960
Happysex is best fetish.

>>OP
Koakuma is the only 東方 I'd happy sex with.

>> No.10695988

>>10695978

A-absolutely impossible! I am pure and faithful!!

>> No.10695987

>>10695978
>Cue full-on yandere mode~
You must be at least 18 to use this website.

>> No.10696000

>>10695978
Preferably Koishi.

>> No.10696007

>>10695987
You must be this gay to suck my c0ck dude.

>> No.10700269

>>10691290
>doujin

Doujinshi.

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bump

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>>10691253
fitness seems to be a big deal on the mountain

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10701463

All of them, except Reimu. She has to pay for it.

>> No.10701469

>>10701437
I want to bite her butt

>> No.10701466
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10701466

Yakumo-sama

>> No.10701480

>>10701463
Licky lick my balls little mouse!

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