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10686463 No.10686463[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

>> No.10686465

Because I would rather have a cute /jp/sie bf!

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10686467

Who said I didn't?

>> No.10686485
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10686485

>>10686467

>> No.10686487

According to my mom my 12 year old cousin is my girlfriend.

>> No.10686505

>>10686487
I wish my mom would let me fuck my cousins

>> No.10686524

>>10686505
I don't think they'd let me fuck her either. Mom's just talking about how I act around my cousin, and how she acts around me. We're just pretty close.

>> No.10686536

>>10686467
Which one is your gf?

>> No.10686537

She's 2D and best unlike your hoes an' sluts OP.

>> No.10686539

>>10686524
Why don't you ask?

>> No.10686544

>>10686539
I wouldn't ask my parents for something like that. They'd say no anyway.

>> No.10686545

>>10686467
Me on the left.

>> No.10686554

>>10686544
I am sure if you explained you both love eac other they wouldn't mind.

>> No.10686558

>>10686554
That kind of thing would just be weird to explain regardless of whether or not she was my cousin.

I'd keep it a secret with her.

>> No.10686562

>>10686558
Any type of loli loving is best when it's secret.

>> No.10686574

>VN
>have sex with 12-year-old lolin cousin
>impregnate her
>GOOD END

>real life
>have sex with 12-year-old cousin
>use condom, pull out
>she still gets pregnant
>loli tries to protect you, dna test proves you're the father
>MAURY MAURY MAURY
>get thrown in jail, pay child support
>loli is perfectly fine until 100+ hours of "PTSD" therapy for "underaged rape" and is convinced you "traumatized her"
>yep

>> No.10686576

>>10686558
good luck

>> No.10686579

>>10686574
i'm sorry is maury some kind of japanese phrase i do'nt understand??

>> No.10686591

>>10686579
yes

>> No.10686621

>>10686579
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

>> No.10686641

"Even?" Hitler was a man with power. Of course he would have women all over him.

>> No.10686883

>>10686641
Hitler was traumatized by the suicide of a cousin he loved, and took ages to get over it. He wasn't that interested in physical wants, anyway. It's in Shirer's book Rise and Fall

>> No.10686890

Because I have a cute boyfriend :3

>> No.10687105

I kissed a girl once, and it was very disappointing.

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