/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Time for a fujoshi thread!

Where are you from?
How old are you?
What are your main interests?
Any future plans with those interests?

General fujoshi discussion and stories are encouraged!

[Anonymous No.]

Please review global rule 3 and then delete your thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Mocksville NC
23
Otaku culture and cars
No

btw I'm a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675752
a fundanshi?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making these fucking threads. Go salivate to the thought of fujoshi somewhere else. The NEET thread is perfect for people like you. Please go.

[Anonymous No.]

Janny approved thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675762
Women oktaku exist too, no matter how much you want to deny that.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be shy ladies!

[Anonymous No.]

Winston-Salem, NC
20
Engineering
Yes

Also a male.

>>10675752
Hello there fellow North Carolinian!

[Anonymous No.]

Aus
20
2D men fucking each other
Masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675808
2D only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675803
You're like 25 miles northeast of me
Lets fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675783
>no matter how much you want to deny that.
Nice projection.

Your thread is complete shit, and please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675817
But we could hang out sometime maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675821
So edgy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675831
You got the definition backwards, assmaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675831
nice korean girl buddy

go back to /mu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675817
Apparently you're only about 20 minutes away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ seems kinda slow tonight. How about posting a pic with your post? Nothing lewd please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675817
By car that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675850
No, it's just something you say when someone says something you don't like, right?

[Anonymous No.]

my thread seems to be a failure. :(

[Anonymous No.]

NY
19
Traps
Sharpie in ass

[Anonymous No.]

or maybe there's hope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675729
There are no fujoshits on /jp/, doode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675897
this is the otaku culture board right? why wouldn't there be any here?

[milk !COCKsb07F2 No.]

Victorville, California
22
cosplaying, BBC


pic related, it's me :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675903
I think they habe their own board here somewhere...

[Anonymous No.]

Is this janny approved because of:
>...visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia
>other otaku paraphernalia

?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675903
They're all on /cgl/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675911
very cute! how often do you cosplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675914
>>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675853
are you a different guy or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675729
Maryland
21
Vidya games and manga
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>10675931
No, I'm the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

United States
18
shitposting on /jp/
I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

US
23
getting tha money, fuckin the bitches
getting more money, fuckin more bitches

[Anonymous No.]

So, as a fellow fujoshi, how do you guys deal with crushing loneliness? I downloaded that sleepytime boyfriend app on my phone the other night. Its pretty good for helping you fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676001

fucking disgusting creature

>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676001
Could I have a link to that app please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676001
I meet random guys from craigslist and let them fill me with semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676001
I drink a lot. Terrible for me but it makes me feel nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676001
What happens when a fujoshi and a male otaku reproduce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676001
Been around a few guys, and I always end up getting cheated...

;_; why doesn't good guys exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676031
>>10676041
>>10676051

>>>/soc/

/jp/ is exclusively for white males

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676051
Good guys exist but they all have boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676050
A horrible demon child is born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676050
Don't Togashi and Takeuchi have children? Although Togashi's the fujo in the relationship and Takeuchi the otaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676020
oh yeah sorry
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.visualworks.android.apps.sleepytimeboyfriend.kazuyaVer&hl=en

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676031
Are they Japanese? Maybe ill try that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676126
No, they're black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676098
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676136
sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676136
Do they speak Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm a 27 year old canadian mesbian, my main interest is pedophilia and social activism

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676144
Having sex with a member of an inferior race is great. It's like having sex with an animal.

>>10676146
No, I live in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676098
>Android

[Anonymous No.]

Ohio
22
I like cosplaying, and oniisans
My plans are to find a cute boy who will roleplay as my oniisan in cosplay with me

[Anonymous No.]

Cohabitation with black people is very easy, let me teach you how.

1) Make sure all valuables are safely secure when outside your line of sight. Wallets should be kept in inner pockets at all time or wedged between your ass crack when sleeping.
2) Personal space must be respected at all times. Do not step on his shoes, take the stickers off his hat, or try to shrink his over sized shirts for him.
3) The first impressions count the most. Have you brought a fresh watermelon in for you both to enjoy? ( Extra Credit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc))
4) Personal hygiene only applies to you. Do not try to tell him he smells, or comment that there is enough oil on his du-rag to combust the room if a spark went off.
5) Bonding. Bond about your youth how you would rob rape and steal from old white women who were walking their grandchildren in the park. This will allow you to become Homies.

Anime should be watched in the closest with earphones on. Manga read under the covers at night. If you want to convert him then try Afro-Samurai or what other god awful anime revolves around mindless violence and little or no plot (Dubs only). If he says "yo that some pussy as fagot shit" simply say its a lot better when your high and burn a joint together. When he is high he wont give a fuck.
Eroges are unfortunately out of the question. You may get away with Anime saying its a "funny ass cartoon" and Manga as a "comic book" but the moment he hears Japanese moans and a cartoon pair of tits pop up "shits gunna get real".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676219
ohayou!

[Anonymous No.]

somewhere
20
otaku culture and anime
piss off males on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a fujoshi and I took a look at this board because I also play touhou, I liked how guys said lewd and cute things to each other here and started visiting more.

I thought the gayness only corrupted males here, but found myself liking some touhou stuff more than I'd like to admit and I now can see the pure love between females too...

Any other girls experienced the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676242
2edgy4me

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou Corporation (Touhou), incorporated in 2005, is an enterprise software company. The Company develops, manufactures, markets, distributes and services danmaku and middleware software, as well as applications software that help its customers manage their businesses. Touhou is organized into two businesses: software and services. These businesses are further divided into five operating segments. Its software business consists of two operating segments, new software licenses, and software license updates and product support. Its services business consists of three operating segments, consulting, On Demand and education. The Company’s software and services businesses represented 81% and 19% of its total revenues, during the fiscal year ended May 31, 2009 (fiscal 2009). In July 2009, the Company completed the acquisition of ZUN Microsystems, Inc.

Touhou Corporation specializes in developing and marketing enterprise software products — particularly danmaku systems. Through organic, drunken growth and doujin works, Touhou enlarged its share of the software market. By 2007 Touhou ranked third on the list of largest danmaku companies in the world, after Cave and Amusement Makers. Subsequently it became larger than Amusement Makers after its acquisition of Taito Corporation.

The corporation has arguably become best-known due to association with its flagship Touhou danmaku. The company also builds tools for danmaku development, middle-tier software, enterprise resource planning software (ERP), customer relationship management software (CRM) and bullet pattern management (BPM) software.

The founder and CEO of Touhou Corporation, ZUN, has served as Touhou's CEO throughout the company's history.

[Anonymous No.]

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE HUMAN GIRLS SO ANGRY AT YOUKAI?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They have awesome resistance to physical damage
* 2) They are more fit, they can outfly any human female anytime
* 3) They got waaaay stronger danmaku
* 4) They know how to treat a man better
* 5) They can take care of themselves. humans have forgot how to live without a society
* 6) They got specialities. They can gap, read minds, create universes, nuke things, you name it!
* 7) A youkai male wouldn't date a human girl. On the other hand, human men would drop their human girlfriend anytime for a youkai girl if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 2000 years ago, but nowadays being with a human gf sucks whereas being with a youkai gf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)

[Anonymous No.]

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?

[Anonymous No.]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS

SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

[Anonymous No.]

LEL EBON SPAM M8

[Anonymous No.]

The mating ritual of the modern Touhou is complex and deep. During periods of great stress, usually brought on by environmental events such as unusual fog or violent weather patterns a Touhou will become agitated from normal behavior and take to the sky in search of a mate. When a possible suitor is discovered a terse verbal exchange is made in which the two Touhous evaluate the willingness to mate of the other party. If both parties are prepared to reproduced they begin the complex mating dance of the Touhou.
They release haploid gametophytes called "danmaku" in a semi-random pattern over an extended period of time. This danmaku is comparable to the way in which plants release large amounts of pollen over a wide area. However it also serves another purpose. Much like the peacock's plume the way in which a Touhou arranges danmaku beautifully demonstrates the sexual fitness of a potential mate. If a danmaku reaches an egg, sometimes called a "hit box" then that Touhou will typically become submissive and follow the now dominant partner to a new location for tea, a necessary nutrient for the growing child.
Due to the semi-random nature of danmaku based reproduction breeding there are sometimes accidental fertilization, resulting in unusual combinations of mates, also known as "crack pairings."

[Anonymous No.]

Persona is a gateway JRPG of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the personae, the DEEP grimdark plot, the whole half-assed dating sim faggotry and everything about the game world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Persona is basically THE video game series to attract the most hated vidya fanbase known to 4chan, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this game series and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Persona threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

[Anonymous No.]

>scheduled for my first ever "gloryhole meetup" at McDonalds
>extremely nervous
>arrive a little early
>don't want to look suspicious, so I buy a cheeseburger
>I'm cheap as a Jew so I grab a lot of ketchup packets and put them in my pocket
>head to the bathroom when it's time
>walk into the third stall, as we agreed on
>lock
>sit on toilet
>stare nervously at hole in side
>whistle Sanae's theme from Touhou - that's the signal to let him know I'm the one he's waiting for
>a large, slimy penis emerges from the hole
>heart starts beating like crazy
>it smells horrible, and probably tastes even worse
>do I really want to go through with this?
>put my tongue on it
>almost gag, it tastes HORRIBLE
>he's getting impatient, moving his cock in and out
>I don't know if I can do this
>suddenly come up with an idea to mask the taste
>grab ketchup packet
>pour onto penis
>hear a whisper, "what are you doing?"
>he pulls his cock back
>suddenly he starts screaming while pounding on the stall "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING"
>he runs out screaming
>hear more screams from customers and staff in the main area
>walk out trying to maintain composure
>grab some ranch dipping containers before I leave

[Anonymous No.]

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

[Anonymous No.]

10 Reasons why Whites are jealous of Blacks:

1: We make better music. I'll take Tupac over your emo bullshit songs anyday.
2: We have more power. Now that Obama's in office, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.
3: We're resistant to the sun. Have fun burning up every time you step outside.
4: We have bigger cocks. Face it- this has been proven by science. It's also been proven that women love huge dicks.
5: We get all the women. Like it or not, no bitch can resist a black man.
6: Our women are better. Aside from being smarter, you don't catch black women cheatin' on every goddamn boyfriend they get. Not that anyone would cheat on a black man.
7: We're just plain cooler. You always see the white kids pretending they were black, but you never see our kids trying to be white.
8: We're more physically fit. We can run faster, jump higher, and do shit you fat cracker-ass white boys could never even dream of doing.
9: We have more fun. Me and my brothers are always out partying, having a good time...while you pasty honkies sit inside, jerkin' off and watchin' your shitty Japanese cartoons.
10: Blacks are better fighters. All of the famous UFC champions and boxers have been black. And you ever see a white man that knew how to use a gun? Neither have I.

[Anonymous No.]

For Allah's sake, and I though /v/ was pure shit. A very /jp/ related thread gets shitposted to oblivion.
Get fucked niggers, imma gonna go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676311
>/jp/ related thread

Who are you trying to kid? This is /soc/ garbage and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a question I see time and time again from furries- "Why do you hate us so much?". They point out all the other shit that gets posted on 4chan and can't understand why, of all the CP, dead cats and forced memes, that they're the most hated thing here. Well, I'm here to tell you: What you have is a fetish. That's all, a fetish. Just like people who want to be pissed on or people who love feet.

But you can't just have a normal fetish, oh no. You had to make it a "lifestyle". You had to build your entire life around your retarded fetish. Then you took it a step further- you wanted to be able to show off your fetish lifestyle and rub it in everyone's faces- and expected them to smile. You want to fuck cartoon animals and you expected people to be proud? Then you whine like nothing else when people tell you how retarded it all is, and cry "fursecution" like you're some oppressed fucking minority. Do you know what foot-lovers do? They keep it to their fucking selves. There's MILLIONS of them and they're quiet about it, stay in their own little communities and talk about it rather than grinding it in everyone else's face. They KNOW what they like is weird, and they fucking deal with it like normal people.

THAT is why we hate you. You've got a retarded fetish and you insist on cramming it down everyone else's throat, then DEMANDING that they treat you nicely when you just said you want to fuck a man-dog. You act like you've got some grand right not to have the piss beaten out of you no matter how stupid what you're doing is. When a community tells you it doesn't want you there, you don't realize that it's not YOUR community and not your business. You try and FORCE them to tolerate you, you stay no matter how many people hate you, and just shove your shit in their faces harder. How could anyone NOT hate you?

So go ahead, furfags. Take a look in the mirror and tell me I'm wrong. Or grow some self-respect and keep your fucking fetish private like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.


SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

these kopipe are trully horrendous
thanks man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10676061