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Remember, /jp/, you're only able to be NEET's thanks to wonderful capitalism.

>> No.10664601
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FUCK CAPITALISM
AND COPYRIGHT

>> No.10664596

>>10664593
Come here and shoot me where I sit. I'll give you this as a freebie.

>> No.10664599

>Ferrari in water
Goddamnit
sage

>> No.10664600

You mean capitalism with a state enforced correctional safety net welfare system.

>> No.10664603

>>10664599
That picture looks photoshoped, dude.

Just telling' ya.

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>>10664599
This ferrari is from... SANIC SUPER STAR RACING TRANSFORMED.

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>>10664607

I have not heard about this yet.

Have you informed /v/? Should I?

>> No.10664627

Holy fuck get the fuck out of my thread you stupid tripshits.

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>>10664616
/v/ likes the Total War series I recall. Even better, this game has the guy from Football Manager in it, probably because this Sonic game was made by Sega UK, who made both the Total War and Football Manager series.

>> No.10664650

*tilts fedora slightly upwards, lowers sunglasses, calmly sips on vodka martini on the rocks like a casually elegant sir*

I think you'll find, in fact, your conjecture as to my economic status (a "NEET", as your kin are so oft to simplify it as) is actually the result of several complex factors. First and foremost: my ongoing battle with such mental afflictions as social anxiety. Collateral: the general malaise I feel when contemplating, amongst the several subjects running through my mind at any given time (ranging from the narrative form of Lucky Star to the validity of quantum physics), the state of Western society and its attitude towards work. I am, in effect, emancipated from wage slavery, and your simplification of this issue in terms of traditional - and indeed, obsolete - terms such as "capitalism" and "Marxism" are quite, quite misguided. In future please stay out of such debates, you are only making a fool of yourself. Now, if you'll excuse me.

*moves fedora back into place*

*entire bar stands up, one man begins slow clap, whole room breaks into rapturous applause*

*bartender hands my distinguished self another martini*

"This one's on the house, sir."

*OP leaves in shame*

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>>10664650
I like how you wrote it, and i drink a martini too, lol. Good job. I really think about this big terms and organizations that supports them as biggest liers of the world, that always want to hide the true nature of politics and global economy.

The system is easily controllable by a group of men, they can change digital flow of information to their own tastes. And make people blinded with this.

Its really unreal to be out of the system. At least we can be poor in it, so we less controlled, than the others.

>> No.10664725

No, if there's one thing that IRC channel last night taught me its that not very many people on /jp/ are actual NEETs, they just like playing pretend. And the ones that are usually have only been that way for less than a year and are waiting to re-enter the workforce or enroll at college again.

Everyone here is just a fuckin' tryhard.

>> No.10664732

>>10664725
>IRC channel

What do you honestly expect from something like that?

>> No.10664739

>>10664725
>that IRC channel
My quota for ruses is getting full. Have this reply.

>> No.10664749

>>10664725
What IRC channel?

>> No.10664752

>>10664749
Someone made one in the last NEET thread. Of course it turned out that the guy who actually made the channel wasn't even a NEET.

Everyone was kind of boring too, and not in a shy way. Where are my eccentric superNEETs.

>> No.10664755

>>10664752
>post IRC channel in a NEET thread
Where are the quotes?

>> No.10664760

>>10664752
Quote it, you fuckhead. I want to find out the kind of scourge that posts in those thread.

>> No.10664766

>>10664752
>Where are my eccentric superNEETs.
If you want to continue believing in the fantasy you can't go peering at the reality underneath.

>> No.10664777

>>10664766
They're out there, I know it.
I bet they're like Gollum or something, some of them might even have powers.

>> No.10664783

oh jesus christ
i got no fuckin job man

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>>10664783

Epic.

>> No.10664793

>>10664777
You want to hear something fun? I met a bunch of crazy NEET people at Occupy back in 2011. The ones that hung around the camp in the middle of the night, not the feminists that were parading around during daytime. I've never met anybody as eccentric on the internet OR in real life before. Two people stood out in particular. It was a very surreal experience talking to them. Maybe I just didn't get out enough to meet all the people with really severe mental illnesses before that point.

>> No.10664796

>>10664783
Wow, what a loser. He messed up the meme quote by adding an extra line that didn't need to be there. Everyone please quote his post and laugh. Thanks.

>> No.10664808

>>10664793

please go on sir

>> No.10664807

>>10664793
>Occupy
What were you doing there, you subversive commie?

>> No.10664810

>>10664777
I'm right here. What do you want?

>> No.10664820

>>10664807
Oh, I was really curious. It seemed interesting how a group of people just decided to make their own city in a park for a month.

>>10664808
One guy... he's just difficult to describe because there are a lot of subtle mannerisms that created his whole bizarre image. He actually told me his life story and everything. I'm not going to go into details though. I feel like retelling it from someone that isn't him is just not right. Who knows? Maybe he's on /jp/ (or was, rather).

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>>10664725

For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the normals who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers at da club who cared only for 3DPD and not a whit for the superior NEET culture. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in an IRC channel I was certain I would find all my brothers, no doubt shitposting hikikomori with several mental disorders. I had never been here, but I had returned.

#/jp/ @ rizon, tadaima!

No sooner had I left the safety of 4chan when I saw the IRC user of my dreams. He confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great subculture. The light coming in through the screen backlit my hopes like a full body halo. He was made of social anxiety and shitposting. Of Touhou and autismbux.

Of NEET and perfect.

My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then he saw me! Spotted me in the idle list! I was in no state of mind to meet his standards, and tried to forget about it but I was paralysed. He was just so ... sugoi ...

And just like that he started talking on the channel. His pure NEET attitude was just concentrated sugoi. If you poured a glass of it sugoi fumes would just rise right off the top. SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SUGOI IS YOU FUCKING NEUROTYPICAL LOSERS -

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"http://4chan.org/a/res/someanimeimage.jpg"

Oh shit, what did he say? H said something! But I wasn't con –

">tfw you will never find a gf like her"

OK, OK, I know this one. Where have I heard it before? NEET thread #487? He's talking about 2D love! Oh god he's so cool –

"i was with this one chick who was totally like my chinese cartoon girls before but she dumped me because i tried to make her wear shimapan wwwww :P"

Fuck, I couldn't find the right words. This guy is a serious otaku. I started imagining him at his computer, making ridiculous threads day after day, pissing in a bottle.

"but its cool ive been totally hitting on this new girl at work"

He's probably being totally ironic here. You know what, it doesn't even matter! I don't need to say anything. I could do this forever. This is goddamn bliss. I'm finally with my own kind.
"..."

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He suddenly seemed apprehensive, like he was cautious of what he wanted to say next. Loveu loveu confession desu?!
"Yes, what is it?" I typed nervously.
"oh hey man got some advice for how to approach my waifu at work?? :P"
What?" What?
"yeah man she's like 8/10, i'm just working at this job to pay off my student loans right now but i'm totally gonna stay there just for her."
No. NO! This was not coming from the glorious NEET master race. It couldn't be.
"yeah dude totally got her facebook yesterday, she's even into animu and shit. >mfw delicious fujoshi gf"
no no no no no no
">tfw we go on a date and go back to mine and she cosplays as miku so we can have mad otaku sex"
"Um ... I don't understand."
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM DUDE? ARE YOU AUTISTIC OR WHAT? OH YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED IN ALL THAT NEET SHIT? LMAO GUYS CHECK OUT THIS AUTIST"

Dreams shattered, I left.
Love is over.

>> No.10664872

>>10664848
>>10664856
>>10664862

nice

>> No.10664927

/jp/ tends to be pretty left-leaning. Is that just me or am I just wrong?

>> No.10664968

>>10664927
Wrong. We are conservatives to the core.

>> No.10664970

>>10664927
I don't think that's correct.

>> No.10664978

>>10664927
I'm to dumb for politics and I can't tell left from right yet.

>> No.10664981

>>10664927
haha, wow.

No.

>> No.10664989

>>10664927
>>10664968
>>10664970
>>10664978

truNEET don't care about politics and see through the society's false left-right dichotomy

>> No.10664993

>>10664927
What part of the planet are you talking about? American leftism is more right-wing than Scandinavian conservatism.

>> No.10665000

>>10664862
I shed a tear

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>>10664593
Control the head control the body
Control the head control the body
Control the head control the body
Control the head control the body
Keep working, keep going to school
Get educated, keep working fuck
have kids make them do the same
Don't use your brain just keep working
Til your old and brittle, don't evolve
just grow old and die

>> No.10665056

>/jp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hflZrCM1nK4&feature=player_embedded

>> No.10665059

>>10665051
what

>> No.10665080

>>10665056
Fucking pussy has nothing on my muscles.

>> No.10665092

I work hard every day knowing that my tax dollars help contribute to the NEET system. I like to view /jp/ as my cranky whimsical wife that I love coming home to.

<3

>> No.10665092,1 [INTERNAL] 

Thanks a lot piece of shit janitor. Now nobody will be able to read >>10665092-san

>> No.10665092,2 [INTERNAL] 

Didn't mean to sage. To the ghost front page!

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