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Say /jp/, how often do you find yourself pondering the unbearable sweetness of loli vampires?

>> No.10663300

that all tastes like shit
I freakin' hate chocolate

>> No.10663358

>>10663293

what noise is that coming from her stomach?

is that her lady boner?

>> No.10663367
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very often

>> No.10663375

>>10663367
流石Chinaだ。

>> No.10663374
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They taste like pee

>> No.10663641

>>10663358
The noise is an expression of her bodily cravings.

>> No.10663714

I have been thinking of little else the last few days. I wish I were a cute loli vampire in gensokyo, it would be so much fun.

>> No.10664012
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So I was playing with Flan and she was the most adorable, playful little girl you'd ever met and Sakuya asked what I thought of her and I said "she's an adorable little loli that's for sure".

Next thing I know I'm punched in the face and Patchy and China are pulling Sakuya off me and she's fucking yelling "I'll kill you, you fucking pedophile faggot". Remilia is screaming and asking what's wrong and Sakuya yells "this little faggot just called Flandre-sama a loli." And Remilia asked "what's a loli" and she said "it's a code word pedophiles use on the internet for little girls. This faggot's a pedophile." Then all fucking hell breaks loose and nobody will fucking listen to me and then China says "It would probably be a good idea for you to leave now before you get your ass kicked".

WTF! It was a fucking slip of the tongue. I'm not even a pedofag. I fucking moralfag all the CP threads by reporting them. I don't even like loli hentai. The only porn that really gets me off are traps. But because of one stupid fucking slip of the tongue from hanging out on /jp/ they all fucking hate me now!

>> No.10664054

>>10664012

Have any of you actually ever said loli for any reason in real life?

If I heard anyone say it I would cringe inwardly and try to avoid ever talking to them again. Not even because they're pedophiles, but because it's a real weeb thing to say.

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Smells of soap, perfume and oils, tastes like creams and normal skin.

Salty on the salty parts.

>> No.10670786

>>10665334
Too lewd.

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>>10665334

What do Remilia's feet smell like?

>> No.10670814

>>10670786
Eye licking is lewd?

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>>10670814
Even more lewd than the salty parts of a vampire.

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>>10670810
Soap, and a bit like talk power when recently washed and prepared.

Throughout the day they acquire a pleasant and light tinge of sweat and the smell of her shoes.

>> No.10672129

>>10664012
Sucks to be you, but I suppose now that you're out of the picture there's enough room in the mansion for me to make regular visits instead. Tough luck, but you know what they say. One man's loss is another man's gain.

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