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10640314 No.10640314 [Reply] [Original]

How would Gensokyo be different if Marisa wasn't there?

I bet it would be a great place. No one would have to worry about nasty, dirty round-eyed devils stealing all their stuff.

>> No.10640335

Marisa is the secondariest 2hu.

>> No.10640400
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Pettan pettan..

>> No.10640401

You know that image isn't of Marisa, right?

>> No.10640402

Marisa a shit.
Reimu a great.

>> No.10640410

>>10640401
I think you're a bit blind.

>> No.10640415

>>10640410
Pretty sure I'm not.

>> No.10640423

This scene left such a bad taste in my mouth that I stopped reading shortly after.
I still have the disc collection left practically unused, because I was naive enough to waste money on importing it.

>> No.10640425

>>10640415
Then why would you say an image that is obviously of Marisa is not of her?

>> No.10640429

Because it's not Marisa.
>>>/rs/_It_is_not_Marisa.
I promise.

>> No.10640452

Jeshika is Marisa's cousin.

>> No.10640462

>>10640423
You should have kept reading, there were much better reasons to drop it.

>> No.10640468

If it's supposed to be Marisa, then why was Trurupettan playing?

No true Otaku would ever make that mistake. Can't explain that without magic!

>> No.10640465 [DELETED] 

>>10640462
Epic memebox my /a/-related friend.

>> No.10640471

>>10640465
Thank you!

>> No.10640477

Jessica is very talented!

>> No.10640483

Will someone please comment on my post instead of the damn picture?

>> No.10640484

Everything about Jessica pissed me off. What an annoying little cunt.

>> No.10640487

>>10640429
So you refuse to repeat it in red?

>> No.10640492

>>10640484
Was there anyone that didn't deserve to be hated?

>>10640487
Allow me to try again. It has been a while since I have done this.
>>>/rs/It_is_not_Marisa.

>> No.10640489
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>>10640484
Here is an image that is everything about Jessica!

>> No.10640493

How did they know about touhou in the 80's?

>> No.10640497

>>10640493
Kinzo had amazing foresight.

>> No.10640506

>>10640493

That episode was written by a bad forger.

>> No.10640500

>>10640493
How did they know about Nico in the 80s?

>> No.10640509

>>10640497
I wouldn't put it past him

>> No.10640514

>>10640484
How is she worse than the others? They are all worthless little shits.

>> No.10640510

>>10640493

Touhou was invented in the 60's.

>> No.10640513

>>10640492
It seems you refuse to repeat it.

>> No.10640529

>>10640514
Jessica felt the most like a real life teenager.

>> No.10640527

>>10640493
ZUN wasn't the only person in history to visit Gensokyo and return to tell the tale.

>> No.10640530

>>10640513
>>>/rs/it-is-not-marisa
Though I swear those other two would have used to work though.

>> No.10640670

>>10640493
Its so sad that this isn't even big compared to the other gaping holes in that piece of shit series.

>> No.10640731

Marisa is a shitty character. She probably doesn't put her feet in the human village because of the shame she must feel. I bet people bullied her a lot for her crazy witch pretend play. Youkai only put up with her because the pity they feel is much stronger than the urge to eat her. Not that there's much to eat. She's skin and bones and hasn't had a decent meal in years. Meanwhile Reimu doesn't mind her because Marisa is pretty much the only contact with humanity she ever has. That's changing fast, though, because Sanae moved to gensokyo and she has a lot more in common with Reimu than Marisa ever had. Soon enough Sanae will become the second main heroine and Marisa will follow in on the footsteps of her "master" and become a fond memory about people with no taste in characters.

>> No.10640778
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10640778

Now look guys, you made Marisa cry.

>> No.10640784

Why all doujin artist always depict Marisa as tall blond witch? She is canonically the shortest main character in Gensokyo. And can even pass as loli.

>> No.10640805

>>10640778
I'm stealing all your images.

>> No.10640811

>>10640805
Serves her right, the bitch. A little bit of karmic justice at last. And this won't be the end of it. You better save those tears for later because your tribulations are soon to come, you pathetic excuse for a thieving bitch.

>> No.10640821

>>10640731

shut the fuck up you stupid nerd

>> No.10640835

>>10640731
People say she left her parents. I say her parents abandoned her. Rinnosuke must be a hell of a strong guy for her to never get harmed, since I don't think all youkai pity her. It's more like Rinnosuke doing all the pitying and cleaning everything up backstage. I wonder when he'll come to his senses and realize Marisa is a lost cause.

>> No.10641261

Wow, I've never seen so much jealousy in one thread. Just because Marisa is the most well liked the popular person in Gensokyo doesn't mean you should take your frustration out on her.

>> No.10641515

>>10640402
Your shit.

>> No.10641612

>>10640835
> Rinnosuke must be a hell of a strong guy
Rinnosuke is a weakling according to PMiSS, and direct statements by ZUN on the Gensou BBS.

Marisa is protected by spellcard rules, her own strength, and being best friends with the most powerful person in Gensokyo.

>> No.10641724

>>10641612

She is best friends with Yukari then?

>> No.10641733

Shame on most of you in this thread. Marisa is who all of you should strive to be like. A rather ordinary human, taking on gods, immortals, aliens and the like with nothing more than practice and a little borrowed help.

>> No.10641736

>>10641733
Okay, I'll start on that tomorrow.

>> No.10641742

>>10641724
No.

> −『幻想郷で一番強いのは誰か？ 　　( TYSI 21歳)』
> ZUN：
> 誰だろうね（笑
> これはやっぱりねー……霊夢じゃないかな？当たり前のようだけど

http://web.archive.org/web/20100815110942/http://animeiji.s80.xrea.com/event/easterndawn/report4.html

>> No.10641749

>>10641742
Translate it weebs.

>> No.10641779

>>10641742
Basically he says that Reimu is obviously the strongest in Gensokyo.

>> No.10642567

>>10640314
>nasty, dirty round-eyed devils
but marisa is japanese, not white.

her name for one, if she was white it'd be written with katakana like alice's, not with kanji.

>> No.10642573

>>10641733
why should i strive to be an ordinary human, taking on gods, immortals, aliens and the like with practice and a little borrowed help when i can strive to be a youkai with everything above.

>> No.10642673

What if Umineko was played out by Touhous? Would Reimu be able to find the gold?

>> No.10642755
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>> No.10642757
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>> No.10642759

I think Marisa is pretty great and stuff.
I'd have a beer with her.

>> No.10642762
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10642762

And then Marisa was a minigirl.

>> No.10642812

Life would be great without Marisa. She was the catalyst of hopeless masquerade. Before, humans didn't really have to worry about incidents because they were never actually involved. Then came this scrawny little bitch who lies and steals for them just because "it's fun". Thanks to a stroke of luck she got her hands on a portable WMD so they can't do shit about it. Meanwhile the Hakurei miko (one of the worst to ever have that title) doesn't do shit because she's on a passive-aggressive bitch fit. Maybe if you actually helped the village they'd give you donation and you wouldn't have to settle for the shitty company of a shallow dumb blonde bimbo, don't you think?

>> No.10642814

>>10642673
>Reimu.
>Able to find gold.

Haha, no.

>> No.10642817

>>10642812
I completely agree with you except on the Reimu part. I think she's just in a toxic relationship with Marisa because she was the only human stupid enough to approach her without being afraid.

>> No.10642831

>>10642812
That's a pretty uncute way to see things. I don't want all this uncute hate in my totally cute Touhou.

>> No.10642834

>>10642762

Is this a fat joke?

>> No.10642836
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10642836

Jessica is pretty sexy and kind of cool. Plus, she's a real romantic, and I appreciate that in a woman. I wouldn't mind ejaculating in her at all!

>> No.10642913

>>10641779
*Cirno

>> No.10642952

>>10642836

> Implying you wouldnt mind ejaculating into anything

.. But yeah, most people wouldn't mind ejaculating in her either.

>> No.10642970

>>10642952

I-I am no slut, Anon! I very much *would* mind ejaculating in most things

Your mom, for example I AM SO SORRY I HAD TO IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO RESIST PLEASE NO BULLY[/spoiler

>> No.10642979

>>10642970

M-moot, stop telling me I entered the wrong password! I need to edit my post on 4chan because I fucked up the spoiler tags, gosh!

>> No.10642990 [DELETED] 

>>10642970
>>10642979
Please do not misuse spoilers.

>> No.10643001

>>10642990

Screw you man, I'm a rebel. I live on the edge. I'll abuse spoilers like I abuse your mom jokes, and there's nothing you can do about it except frown at your monitor and sigh at my posts!

>> No.10643010

>>10642990
and you, stop feeding the trolls.

all your posts do is give attention and egg them on to do it even more.

plus uncalled for catchphrases like yours or the greentext ones are against the global rule 3.

>> No.10643014

>>10643010
Since when is asking people not to misuse spoilers an uncalled for catchphrase?

Are you the reason why asking people who they're quoting became a bannable offense?

>> No.10643017

>>10643010

I don't understand. I wasn't trolling. I was just making stupid jokes and meandering on about nothing important. And he wasn't really using a catchphrase. Maybe he *did* want me to just not misuse spoilers

Why do you do this, Anon?

>> No.10643045

>>10643014
your exact wording of it was repeated so often it became a meme, like the "who are you quoting" one.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/text/%22Please%20do%20not%20misuse%20spoilers%22/
2 pages of the exact same thing.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/text/%22who%20are%20you%20quoting%22/
over 100 fucking pages and counting, and by 100th page it's still 2012.

>> No.10643049

>>10643045
i'm sure people will stop any minute now

any minute now

FUCK

>> No.10643063

>>10643045
How is it his fault people keep misusing spoilers?

>> No.10643258

>>10643063
why can't he simply go away then? it's not his job to moderate 4chan, especially through spam. he can click report button.

if it gets deleted, good for him. if it repeatedly doesn't, it's not against the rules so he has no case.

>> No.10643260

Do people really hate Jessica? She was one of the few likable people on the island and was definitely the cutest (but her only real competitors were an autistic brat and furniture).

>>10642567
I bet Marisa's slut of a mother fucked a gaijin.

>> No.10643280

>>10643258
Self-moderation is what keeps /jp/ from turning into a shithole.

>> No.10643283

>>10643280
self-moderation only works when there's actual moderation around to back it up

>> No.10643288

>>10643280
and see how much it helped.

100+ pages of "who are you quoting" spam.

result: green text is still strong, absolutely zero effect. hell, i'd say the effect was actually opposite, more greentexting to spite the butthurt spammer.

>> No.10643289

>>10643286
2011 is proof that i'm right

>> No.10643286

>>10643283
/jp/ is proof that what you just said is wrong.

>> No.10643293

>>10643283
Well, for obnoxious spammers and people flooding /jp/ with botnets, yes. But for normal everyday business, self-moderation works surprisingly well. People post in threads they care about, and shitty threads disappear fast.

>> No.10643359

Would you rather fuck Marisa or Jessica-Marisa?

>> No.10643368

>>10643359
Shut the fuck up.
Can't you see we're busy discussing why /jp/ is so shit?

>> No.10643371

>>10643359
Jessica Marisa hand down. Because it would mean TWO fandoms instead of one.

>> No.10643379

>>10643258
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

>> No.10643390

>>10643359
I'd rather have her dress up like Alice.

>> No.10643413

>>10643379
>crossboard feature
are you on crack or something?

>> No.10643501

Marisaa has a penis.

>> No.10643553

I lol when I play this stage in ougon

>> No.10643554

>>10643501
>>>/rs/marisa-does-not-have-a-penis

>> No.10643549

>>10643413
Basically he has nothing relevant left to say.

>> No.10643577

>>10642757
now I got it
she was probably desperately trying to give him some sort of clue about Beatrice before her time runs out

poor Jessica

>> No.10643651

>>10643554
right, but marisaa does

>> No.10643706

>>10643577
Have you ever read Umineko?

>> No.10643717

>>10643706
I read it 4 time

>> No.10643747

Gensokyo would be a paradise and the games would lose one of their down sides. Why is that obnoxious bland bitch still a playable character when girl like Sakuya, Youmu Reisen and Futo are considerably better than her? Hell, you could've brought Yuuka back as a main character or made Alice one.

>> No.10643755

>>10643717
Oh? I'm sorry then. But have yo read your "Umineko no Naku Koro ni EpisodeX Rokkenjima of Higurashi crying" where that scene is from?

>> No.10643759

>>10643755
sorry I will check my english-speaking privilege and go find that

>> No.10643784

>>10643549
Basically people like you who chime in out of nowhere and think you can read the minds of other posts are fucking retarded and should die.

>> No.10643810

>>10640484
The first rule about anything Ryukishi07 writes is that no one is to be hated. At worst you may pity her.

>> No.10643854
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In other news, a transvestite boxer (or something) dressed up like Marisa to dance and sing at the K-1 fighting tournament.

Conspiracy?

>> No.10643858

>>10643854
What the hell?

>> No.10643896

>>10643854
does that reisen have a dick?

>> No.10643904

>>10643854
He's not a transvestite, he just likes to crossdress before boxing.

>> No.10644131

>>10643904
Yeah, big difference.

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Is this supposed to be the song she was singing?

Maybe it's more coherent in Japanese.

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>>10640493
Higurashi was published there too.

>> No.10644626

>>10644621
Did you go and find that just because of this thread? Get a life!

>> No.10644631

>>10644626
Pffh. You'd never understand.

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