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Post 'em.

>> No.10627356

very funny

>> No.10627359

>buss

>> No.10627360

I would always pretend I was asleep so people would feel rude if they tried to wake me.

>> No.10627365

....but they're in single seats.

Is that one of those buses where people sit on each others laps?

>> No.10627373

>implying I would ride a bus when I have a kickass audi a5

>> No.10627375

>>10627365
Maybe it's a Japanese bus and they sit on the floor.

>> No.10627378

that girl's p cute. nice & pale.

she'd be top tier if she had dark hair

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>> No.10627383

I always made sure to be one of the first ones on the bus.

>> No.10627386

>>10627373
Who are you quoting, friend?

>> No.10627390

>>10627382
Okay, that one was pretty good.

>> No.10627398

>>10627383
But that's impossible unless you're the first stop on a school bus. There's always other people there even at the terminals.

>> No.10627403

>>10627382
>reread it
>it all falls together brilliantly

Man, I need to go back to greentexting school.

>> No.10627410

>>10627360
I would actually fall asleep unintentionally. I had my school bag usually sitting on the seat next to me because for the first ~20 minutes the bus was always almost empty. I always felt like a dick when I woke up and I saw people standing up while I had my bag taking up a seat.

Actually, some crazy old woman once took my bag and threw it somewhere while I was doing that.

>> No.10627413

>>10627382
Excellent. You have to read through again and link everything up. 10/10.

>> No.10627454

I used to pretend I was asleep on the bus with my coat over me like a blanket and jerk off. Sometimes after I came, I would either stew in my own filth or wipe it under the bus seat in front of me. Those were the days.

>> No.10627455

I don't ride the bus because I'm not poor

>> No.10627458

I just stand.

>> No.10627468

>>10627353
What with all the normalfag threads in the 1st page of /jp/? If you want to discuss about women just go to /r9k/ or something.

>> No.10627470

>>10627454
I spent most of highschool pretending to be asleep. Better for people to think I'm a lazy slob than someone who has no friends.

>> No.10627475

>>10627455
I only rode the bus because my parents wouldn't teach me how to drive.

>> No.10627476

>>10627468
He's rusing, dumbass.

>> No.10627479

>>10627455
Ya cunt.

>> No.10627483

>>10627470
Did you also jerk off under the desks?

>> No.10627494

>>10627483
Nah I just daydreamed and overheard normalfag conversations

>> No.10627505

>>10627494
Did you ever pretend not to hear the girls laughing at you?

>> No.10627509

>>10627494
What'd you daydream about?

>> No.10627514
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>>10627382
10/10, very well done.

>> No.10627524

>>10627505
hard to ignore sometimes
>>10627509
whatever tickled my fancy
my daydreams were always much more interesting than whatever was going on around me or whatever the teacher was talking about

I can sit and stare at a wall for hours and have a good time

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>>10627514

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>>10627524
>I can sit and stare at a wall for hours and have a good time

Autism

>> No.10627539

>>10627533
The mind finds ways to cope with isolation

>> No.10627552

>>10627539
I wish I could give you a swirly so fucking bad.

>> No.10627556

>>10627539
Yeah, it's called developing autism.

>> No.10627561

>>10627524
did you ever make up any cool storylines or characters and play out badass scenes in your head all day for what was supposed to be your future manga but you never really got around to the learning how to draw part so it never became a thing to this day? Because that's what I did.

>> No.10627564

>>10627563
I got autism from a toilet seat.

>> No.10627563

>>10627556
You don't develop autism, it's genetical.

>> No.10627565
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>>10627563
>genetical

>> No.10627578

>>10627565
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritability_of_autism

>> No.10627580

>>10627556
From the Autism Sensei
>>10627561
Sometimes. My daydreaming took me everywhere.
I've been all over the universe and all through history. I've lived many lives and have imagined innumerable different realities my life could have taken. I spent so much time exploring my own mind I ended up doing terribly in school and barely graduated.

>> No.10627587

>>10627578
Genetical isn't a word you fucking moron.

It's hereditary via genetics.

>> No.10627584

>>10627565
It is genetic. What you develop from isolation is schizophrenia. If you have the genetic predisposition.

That's what happened to me by the way.

>> No.10627592

>>10627587
holy FUCK you owned that fuggin queer

>> No.10627597
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>>10627578
>>10627584
Genetical isn't a word, retards.

>> No.10627594

>>10627580
Are you Ulillillia?
http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamehome.shtml

>> No.10627595

>>10627592
wow watch your language lol

>> No.10627600

>>10627587
>Adj. 1. genetical - of or relating to or produced by or being a gene

>> No.10627605

>>10627587
nice one, dude. i'd cup your ass to show how awesome that one was. :)

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>>10627600
>genetical

>> No.10627628

>>10627382
Imagine how not stupid this post would have been without greentext. Greentext is the proof of this generation having a short attention span and an affinity for instant gratification

>> No.10627632

>>10627628
But it wasn't stupid. It was genius, right down to the first Prego reference.

>> No.10627635

>>10627625
I don't give a fuck about your dumb spellcheck, nerd.

>> No.10627637

>>10627605
I just get so PISSED OFF, when I see stupid people on the same board as ME.

I am a SMART guy, there shouldn't be any STUPID people here.

>> No.10627638

>>10627625
You turbonerd didn't know genetical was a real word and now you refer to your shitty spellchecker?

You have been owned on the internet. I hope you don't kill yourself from the embarrassment.

>> No.10627640

>>10627635
But I do give a fuck about you spreading your ignorance on /jp/.

These are my children and I don't like you putting made-up words into their heads.

>> No.10627662

what the HELL is this thread about?

>> No.10627664

>>10627640
Shut your fucking mouth kid, I'm a Mensa member with a IQ score of 170. You don't know shit

>> No.10627665

>>10627638
Just because it's listed in some shitty backwards online dictionary that will put in any word that sounds real doesn't make it an actual word.

Any geneticist who seriously used the word "genetical" would be laughed out of the community.

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>>10627662
Post 'em.

>> No.10627676

>>10627665
I have a Biochemistry degree and I have never once seen that word.

>> No.10627688

>>10627676
You fucking better be agreeing with me.

>> No.10627691

>>10627665
http://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=genetical&btnG=&lr=

You just got owned again man. I hope you don't get hemorrhoids from all the ownage.

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>>10627691
>1949
>1958
>1964
>1953

Nobody uses it anymore, dumbass. Those articles are from half a century ago when genetics was a new field and the proper terminology was still up in the air.

>> No.10627711

If somepersons point is gottened acrossed than who givens a shite what words theyn use to gets it accrossed. I mean, fucking seriously. Who gives a shit if words are wrong so long as you understand what a person is trying to say? Elitist faggots, that's who.

>> No.10627720

>>10627704
http://scholar.google.com/scholar&as_sdt=0,5&q=genetical&scisbd=1

And I owned you again. I'm the king of nerds man, you can't beat me. Get owned.

>> No.10627726

>>10627704
Bullshit.
>1998
>2001

>> No.10627729

>>10627711
Because it reads awkward as fuck and causes the reader unnecessary work.

>> No.10627732
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>>10627720
>The requested URL /scholar&as_sdt=0,5&q=genetical&scisbd=1 was not found on this server. That’s all we know.

You just pwned urself.

>> No.10627733

>>10627704
Sort by date you retard. How do you even work the internet.

>> No.10627736

I want a big strong /jp/sie to put one arm around the small of my back and use the other hand to fondle my ass whilst whispering dirty things in my ear

>> No.10627737

>>10627729
Excuses.

>> No.10627738

No one uses the word, I'm a scientist, you're not.

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geneticfags got OWNED AS FUCK

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>>10627733
>АМ ВОІНАВА - ИЗВ Е СТИ Я, 2013 - gsu.by
>MN YANG, GL YANG, S GUO, YZ LIU, JG ZHANG… - casb.org.cn
>M Bolca, Ü Alti̇nbaş, Y Kurucu - Ege Üniversitesi Ziraat Fakültesi …, 2012 - cabdirect.org
>P Jor, S de Toledo - Anais da Escola Superior de Agricultura Luiz de … - SciELO Brasil
>BR Hastilestari, S Guretzki, M Mudersbach… - tropentag.de

Seeing a pattern here?

They're all written by foreigners who don't know proper English.

>> No.10627751

>>10627732
If you were smart enough, you would have inserted the question mark by yourself, I was just testing you, dumbass. And you failed.

I buttowned you so hard right now.

>> No.10627752

>>10627736
I want solicitors to stop knocking on my door.

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>>10627751
Right.

>> No.10627762

>>10627750
You're not even trying anymore. The first result is from a fucking American association.

>> No.10627763

>>10627750
I like your cherry picking dude it really helps prove your point.

>> No.10627768

>it's genetical
saying it's genetical instead it's hereditary is a highly eccentric way to refer to it. you're both half right.

kiss and make up. make sure you use your tongues. touching each others genitalia is okay too.

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>>10627762
>Department of Neurosurgery, Mannheim University Hospital, Theodor-Kutzer-Ufer 1-3, 68167, Mannheim, Germany
>Germany
>American

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Nobody is even posting 'em.

>> No.10627777

>>10627763
>cherrypicking by citing 75% of the first page and ignoring the other 25% that would also be proven to be written by foreigners if you went into the actual article.
>2013

>> No.10627778

>>10627770
>M Welsch, S Antes, M Kiefer, S Meyer… - Child's nervous system: …, 2013 - ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Are you sure you sorted the list properly, lord of retards?

>> No.10627785

>>10627770
Guess your country just got owned, bitch. They can't even get published. Search for genetic, all you find are foreigners.

Owned like crazy. On a national level.

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>>10627778
Very.

Keep digging your grave, kid.

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>>10627770
>>10627751
>>10627750
>>10627733
>>10627732
>>10627720
>>10627704
>>10627691
>>10627665
>>10627638
>>10627625
>>10627600
>>10627597
>>10627587

Just fuck already

>> No.10627793

>>10627785
Except you're wrong and also an idiot.

>> No.10627798

So this is what happens when two autistic manchildren start arguing on the internet.

>> No.10627801
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>>10627790
I'd rather "fuck you" instead.

>> No.10627802

>>10627793
Are you mad that your country has to employ foreigners to publish genetical findings in your journals?

Oh, you are so owned.

>> No.10627804

>>10627775
Wow, she's pretty cute, plus her uniform and other clothes are really nice. She's making my heart go "doki doki."

>> No.10627808

>>10627798
Manchildren isn't a fucking word you cuddlefucker.

>>10627801
Hah, that was so lame I forgot to laugh.

>> No.10627809

>>10627804
480 yen is a deal. You got the movie and you get to meet the star!

>> No.10627810

yall realize dat dere is regional words, ya hear?

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>>10627802
No? My country is fucking retarded, when have I ever argued otherwise?

>> No.10627821

>>10627809
But why does she look so embarrassed though? :(

>> No.10627823

>>10627804
Is she selling herself or just selling pictures of her selling herself?

>> No.10627824

>>10627813
Are you trying to pull back now and be the moral victor of the argument?

Too bad, I pulled back first and won the moral victory.

>> No.10627832

Itt a crossboarder gets owned

>> No.10627834

>>10627824
That's what your mom said when I pulled back and won the moral victory last night.

>> No.10627835

>>10627808
>Hah, that was so lame I forgot to laugh.
>Hah
But you did laugh.

OWNED

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>>10627824
At least I'm not *GAY*

>> No.10627837

>>10627821
>>10627823
It's a JAV that she stars in.

>> No.10627857

>/jp/ - bully culture

>> No.10627858

>>10627835
I laughed and immediately forgot about doing so because your joke was so FUCKING STUPID.

Welcome to the Own Zone.
Population: You

>>10627837
I don't know whether to be depressed or turned on.

>> No.10627859

/jp/ - Genetical Autism

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>>10627837
B-but...muh pure Japanese maiden...no...no...

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>>10627859
>genetical

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>>10627859
>Genetical

>> No.10627870

>>10627861
why are you executing the albino man by hanging him?

>> No.10627871

>>10627858
That wasn't my joke, I was just pointing it out.

You status:
[x] - Owned
[ ] - Not Owned

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>>10627859
>genetical

>> No.10627873

>>10627870
Black power.

>> No.10627877

>>10627873
What if he's a black albino?

>> No.10627881

>>10627873
pls don't kill albino man. he has a hard life

>> No.10627882

>>10627870
Is albinism genetical?

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>>10627882
>genetical

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>>10627864
>>10627866
>>10627876
>>10627884
I'll kick you in the geneticals.

>>10627871
You were pointing out something that you'd rather do? Why don't you just do it big boy?

Your status:
[x] - Turned on
[x] - Owned
[ ] - Straight

>> No.10627893

>>10627886
Are you looking for a cuddlebuddy? Where do you live?

>> No.10627894
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You make me laugh jaypee.

>> No.10627903

Is this one of those "shitposting threads" that /jp/ is so famous for?

>> No.10627905

>>10627886
I am not afraid to admit I am a little turned on by me OWNING YOU, NERD.

I would have used epic surprise boxes there, but that probably would have scared your noob ass.

>> No.10627913

>>10627903
Why'd you think so, sherlock? I can't see any shitposting going on.

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>>10627893
I'm not looking for a cuddlebuddy you cuddlefuck.

I'm looking for
HARD
GAY
SEX

>>10627905
I'm using a suprise box right here but I bet you're too much of a pussy to click on it.
It's a pick of me owning you.

>> No.10627918

>>10627903
>>10627913
Stop shitposting, please.

>> No.10627920

>>10627915
>He doesn't have unspoiler enable

Confirmed for neo-/jp/ trash. Fuck off.

>> No.10627921

>>10627915
I bravely opened it, gaylord
>pick
LMAO what a fucking NOOB
You would obviously be the bottom FAG.

>> No.10627922

A+++++ thread, would read again

>> No.10627924

>>10627918
But I'm not shitposting, you stop being a bully pls.

>> No.10627926

>>10627922
Why don't you read something interesting, like Fate.

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>>10627926
>something interesting, like Fate
>interesting, like Fate
>interesting
>Fate

>> No.10627931

>>10627382
what board?

>> No.10627932

Can someone explain how /jp/ers still think they are "le purest 4chan board culture xD" yet have the shittiest shitposting threads ever?

Thanks. I'm a huge fan of your work, btw.

>> No.10627933 [DELETED] 

>>10627886
>>10627905
>>10627915
>>10627921
Please take your gay discussions to >>>/lbgt/

>> No.10627944

>>10627930
I'll wreck your shit, nerd.

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>>10627920
>He doesn't have unspoiler enable

What did you forget the d? Oh it's right here IN YOUR MOUTH.

>>10627921
I'm the fucking teeth about to chomp and grind your little pussy playdate, you sexxy fuck.

>> No.10627942

>>10627886
>>10627905
>>10627915
>>10627921
Please take your gay discussions to >>>/lgbt/

>> No.10627943

>>10627931
/wiz/

Don't tell me you don't know about /wiz/.

>> No.10627948

>>10627932
>>10627920
> doesn't know it is post neo jp now

God damm newfaggot

>> No.10627951

>>10627948
>post neo jp now
We need to go newer.

>> No.10627955

>>10627939
Oh my, now you're just being way too lewd.

I actually agreed with you the whole time. I think genetical is redundant. In fact the -al suffix is usually almost always redundant after -ic.

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>>10627942
You're trying to backtrack now? I'm not even the same person you were arguing with earlier.

>> No.10627962

>>10627951
feudal era post neo /jp/

>> No.10627977

>>10627948
Sorry sensei, how can I become more edgy and fit in here?

>> No.10627979

>>10627955
Are you guys gonna kiss?

>> No.10627992

>>10627965
Did you forget who you're talking to, nerd?
I'm >>10627955 down here.

>>10627979
Not if he can't find me.

>> No.10628009

>>10627992
>>10627979
>>>/lgbt/

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>>10627992
Yeah sorry I got kinda distracted by the new boards.

I hope we can continue this later. I had a really nice time.

>> No.10628015

>>10628010
>>10627992
sluts

>> No.10628018

>>10627977
Step one: don't talk about otaku culture
Step two: do not talk about otaku culture

>> No.10628022

>>10628010
I did too.

>> No.10628089

>>10628018
>>>/out/

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>go to fort frolic
>decide i'm going to talk to diane mcclintlock
>plasmid falls out of pockets
>mfw no gf
>genetical as fuck

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