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http://dangerousminds.net/comments/japanese_vagina_bread_is_a_real_thing

>This strawberry cream bread which is being marketed as “cherry blossom-shaped” clearly looks like a vagina, or well, a cluster of vaginas.
>The tasty treat is a collaboration between holographic superstar “Hatsune Miku” and Japan’s biggest chain of convenience stores, Family Mart.
>Predictably, people are shouting from the rooftops (just message boards so far), “OBSCENE!”
>To me this just looks like something out of an early David Cronenberg film. Yuck!

>> No.10625495

>>10625485
It looks nothing like a vagina, sorry. Disgusting normals being disgusting as usual.

>> No.10625503

Those people finding this obscene just have very lewd minds and should purify themselves.
The bread is pretty cute. Would buy a truck of it and share with everyone on /jp/.

>> No.10625510

Why do people get offended by this kind of thing ?

>> No.10625521
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10625521

Something in nature looks a little lewd, and something based on it also looks lewd?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN! BURN THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS!

>> No.10625514

Who the FUCK is David Cronenberg?

>> No.10625525

>>10625510
Selling vagina-themed food to kids is a bit creepy.

>> No.10625532

>>10625525
Being a teacher, a clown, or a paediatrician is creepy. Who gives a shit.

>> No.10625536
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10625536

As expected of a country whose family movies show testicles.

>> No.10625544

> Dennis Delore • 4 days ago
>Perfect gift for your vagitarian friends!

hurhurhurhur

God, I hate normos.

>> No.10625566

>>10625536
Americans castrate their family dogs just so their kids won't have to see its balls.

>> No.10625571

>>10625495

It does to people who've seen one aka ( normals ) but since you haven't I see where it was hard for you to make the connection

>> No.10625581

>>10625571
Fucking you're moms pussy rightnow, bitch.

>> No.10625594

2lewd4me

>> No.10625609
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>> No.10625610

>>10625581

>you're

>> No.10625618

>>10625610
Go learn British English, you fucking nerd.

>> No.10625625

>>10625618
>British English

No thanks I think standard english is better

>> No.10629519
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10629519

>>10625525
Selling To Love Ru Darkness to kids is creepy. But Japan does not care.

>> No.10629530

>>10629519
well actually despite being labelled a "shounen manga," nobdy buys that monthly offshoot of shounen jump but guys that are at least 14 for the most part from what I've seen

and if their parents are letting them there's other issues

>> No.10629535

That doesn't look like Miku and I doubt Crypton would okay that since they want her to have a clean image (When she was first released she had a porn ban in the guidelines)

>> No.10629537

>>10625532
>any interaction with kids at all is creepy

This is what pedophiles actually believe.

>> No.10629574

>>10625525
Are kids not allowed to have vaginas?

>> No.10629566
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>>10629519

>Selling To Love Ru Darkness to kids is creepy

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>>10629537
No, it's what normals believe.

You host a children's television show and suddenly you're a monster.

So what if you bugger a few kids on the side? That doesn't make you a paedophile any more than sucking a few cocks in college makes you gay.

>> No.10629584

>>10629574
They are, but they're not allowed to look at them without the guidance of a 30+ year old eunuch.

>> No.10629586

Their mind is corrupted. The bread looks nice, would eat.

>> No.10629598

>>10629586
Either way that stuff looks disgusting, would not eat.

>> No.10629592

But vaginas are gross.

>> No.10629593

Looks like bread to me.

How is that a Miku collaboration though? How is anything a Miku Collaboration?

>> No.10629642

>>10629566
I don't even understand what you mean by this.

>> No.10629658

>>10629530
Then why is it labeled Shounen? Full furigana and everything. Nothing's stopping kids from buying it either, but you'd have a hard time convincing me that

1) With all that reading assistance with furigana, the fact that it's target demographic is shounen, and the fact that it's put with all the other magazines of its type

2) You know everyone that possibly buys this magazine and use that for your statistics

>> No.10629690

whatever it is, it looks organic and disgusting

>> No.10629698

>>10629658
TEENAGE BOYS LIKE TITS MORE AT 11.

>> No.10629703
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Why is there furigana in this pic.

>> No.10629713

>>10629698
Tits in doraemon and Dragon ball are one thing. Full on slit and clit shots (which are in TLR:D), fetishistically drawn and erect nipples with detail, blowjobs and extreme cameltoe aren't just tits.

Don't be stupid.

>> No.10629724

>>10629642

I think that your ''Selling To Love Ru Darkness to kids is creepy'' is stupid.

Selling ecchi manga to kids is not ''creepy''.

>> No.10629727

> holographic superstar “Hatsune Miku”

I'm beginning to get tired of how the media only see Miku through those concerts

>> No.10629734

>>10629713
Dude, 14-year-olds acquire and use full-on pornographic magazines. I'm not saying we should make that legal or easy, but ecchi cartoons featuring girls around their own age are a reasonable stepping stone.

>> No.10629736

>>10629713
Geez dude you're really exaggerating the content.

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>>10625514

I wonder...

>> No.10629769

>>10629727
And what would you rather have them call her?

>> No.10629774

>>10629736
No, not really. None of it is exaggerated. Have you even read the fucking comic?

>> No.10629783

>>10629774
Dicks are there to be used, man.

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10629781

Looks like Peter Payne bought some.

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>>10629781
It's so strange when you have the face of a middle-aged man to attach all those posts about porn games and vagina bread to.

>> No.10629815

>>10625536
Duck that movie.

>> No.10629911

>>10625566
You idiot, responsible people spay and neuter their pets to keep unwanted animals off of the streets.

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>>10629519
>if you can't see the vaginal cleft, it's not porn

That's the logic behind selling To Love Ru and its sequel to 10 year olds.

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10629919

if someone is making one of those family movies about an animal like air bud and the dog shows its lewd parts on camera what do they do

>> No.10629931

>>10629713
>Full on slit and clit shots (which are in TLR:D), fetishistically drawn and erect nipples with detail, blowjobs and extreme cameltoe aren't just tits.

Are there really "slit and clit shots" and blowjobs in To Love Ru and To Love Ru darkness?

I thought that it was boobs, cameltoes, and barely covered vaginas.

>> No.10629950

What bothers me about To Love Ru is that all the girls are under 18. I'm fine with teens using pornography, but they should be taught to appreciate an adult's body so they don't grow up to be pedophiles.

>> No.10629957

>>10629931
eye reflections are straight slit shots.

shower scene has an exposed and magnified clit in a water droplet. same thing happens in mayoi neko overrun.

>> No.10629960

>>10629917
pretty shitty logic if you ask me. i wouldnt let my child read it. why is it aimed and available at them.

>> No.10629961

So what? I thought they were having trouble multiplying. They're too smart for that shit and some naughty drawings aren't going to help much.

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10629970

>>10629931
I haven't read very far into it, but it seems to be mostly wacky ecchi shenanigans and "let's see what we can get away with" censorship dodging. Which is good, because at some point in the future we're going to abandon the tired old idea that kids have to be protected from sex/porn, and it'll be fine to show uncensored sex in comics for teens. Then we'll regard TLR and TLRD as ahead of their time, like Hitchcock or George Orwell.

>> No.10629982

>>10629970
I'm pretty sure that most psychiatrists and psychologists would agree that prepubescent children don't need to be exposed to sex.

>> No.10629984

>>10629982
We don't need to pretend it doesn't exist, either.

At the very least, what about pubescent children? 13-year-olds can't buy porn? That's just ridiculous.

>> No.10629989

>>10629982
Psychiatrists and psychologists are all evil, manipulative jews who don't care about what's right or helpful and only care about what can get them the most money.

>> No.10630014

Don't you remember how it was to be 12, finding porn magazines in the wilderness? O how happy I was. There is no need to protect anyone.

>> No.10630536

>>10629982
Quick, cut off their're genitals before they find out what they are.

>> No.10630580

>>10629982
The people involved in those fields tend to be the biggest miscreants and degenerates you will ever find. Any field that would attract people with the idea that they can understand and alter the minds of other people would no doubt attract scum.

Should we all reflect on Dr. Spock's child-rearing tips? Or repressed childhood memories? The idea that you can protect children from sex and puberty is absolutely insane. The immoral criminalization of sex harms everyone, in the end.

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10630613

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/03/14/internet-sees-something-sexy-in-sakura-style-strawberry-cream-bread/

>> No.10630631

>>10630613
This is hot.

>> No.10633754

>>10630613
Majikichi

>> No.10633785

The first time I saw it in Family Mart last week, it didn't look like vagina. Now it does, mainly thanks to internet.
I doubt normalfags will see it as one, their imagination is nowhere near /jp/

>> No.10633795

>>10633785
That looks like a vagina to me son.

>> No.10633862

>Hatsune Miku
Normals are so retarded. Do they think every moe anime girl is Hatsune Miku or something?

>> No.10633909

>>10629781
As expected of j-list.

>>10633862
It says Hatsune Miku in the top right corner, chum. I'm sure they were developed as a tie-in to a song of hers anyway, another song of hers (the nationalistic one, can't remember its name but it's fairly popular) got a castella.

>> No.10633937

>>10629950

It's too late for me. At 13 I already knew I would like 11 yo for life.

Fug yu Japan.

>> No.10633998

>>10633785
>I doubt normalfags will see it as one, their imagination is nowhere near /jp/

But unlike most posters here, they've probably seen vaginas.

>> No.10634022

>>10630613
Wait wait wait, are people buying and eating sloppy seconds? What the fuck

>> No.10634091

>>10633937
Must be genetical. I think you need to go have a talk with your mother and/or father young man.

>> No.10638282

>>10629519
Maybe that's why nobody in Japan breeds.

It's all a communist plot by Yabuki to drain and steal our precious bodily fluids.

>> No.10638302

>>10625525
Do you have any idea how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

>> No.10638301

>>10629769
Vocal synth personification which is what she is more than anything else.

She is the personification of Fujita Saki's voice.

Also I doubt that is Miku.

>> No.10638303

>>10638301
Oh wait reading more it is well taht's strange but then again Crypton did make her design public domain a few months back.

>> No.10638333

>>10629950

Are you an idiot?

Besides Mikan all the girls are pretty mature bodies
Fuck have you seen the tits on Momo!

>> No.10638410

>>10638282
As long as they aren't out to sap and impurify them I'll just have to live with it.

>> No.10638475

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

>> No.10638780

>>10629917
>>10629960

such logic allows the author to laugh all the way to the bank

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