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I found out reason why people on /jp/ are so skinny.

>MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.
http://www.dailymuscle.com/2006/05/12/lets-talk-about-sex-and-calories/

>> No.10624119

I dunno dude...

I'm pushin about 425 pounds right now and I jerk it 2-3 times a day. I'm fat as HELL despite jerkin it...what a bogus study.

>> No.10624124

Why did you imply that /jp/ are skinny?
True that I'm a random Asian weighting around 60 kgs, but I thought most visitors here are Americans.

>> No.10624122

For me it's being too lazy to get food.
Going all the way downstairs is such a drag.
I'm about 130 lbs.

>> No.10624123

Uh, 26% of my weight is fat...

>> No.10624127

>>10624119
I don't think 100-300 calories is really going to help you slim down when thats like 3 fish sticks worth

>> No.10624137

>>10624124
>but I thought most visitors here are Americans.
That stereotype.

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>>10624124
>I thought most visitors here are Americans.

>> No.10624145

I'm half asian, so it's in my genes.

>> No.10624147

>>10624124
Being fat is hard
Cooking takes a lot of effort and I get sick of microwave stuff after a few days. Eventually its better to just stop eating.

>> No.10624149

>>10624137
Everyone that listed their weight in this thread so far used lbs. Accurate stereotype is accurate

>> No.10624158

I think it's more that I'm pretty hyperactive and I'm always moving around/twitchy/just doing something with my body. I don't fap all that much.

>> No.10624167

>3-5 times a day for years now
This explains so much

>> No.10624171

>>10624117
>I found out reason why people on /jp/ are so skinny.

NEET's don't usually have very healthy diet's, you know... due to the lack to money to purchase important stuff like, food.

It's not rocket science, OP.

>> No.10624172

>>10624149
I always use American spellings/measurements because whenever I use superior measurements Americans throw a shit fit.

>> No.10624175

>>10624172
So you willingly admit you suck American cock?

>> No.10624181

>>10624175
just by posting here you do the same

>> No.10624187

>>10624181
Just by posting here you do the same

>> No.10624194

>>10624187
posting so a big strong american will come by and let me have at his cock

>> No.10624199

I'm underweight, mostly because I get too distracted with my hobbies much of the times to eat. Neetlife is truly the best.

>> No.10624209

>>10624194
*whips out dick*

get to work, subhuman

>> No.10624231

>>10624175
It's no inconvenience for me and it saves USA vs Europe shitposting

>> No.10624227

So, run a mile and burn a hundred calories, or masturbate and burn a hundred.

Fuck, all those wasted mornings!

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