>You have moved to Japan recently. >First day in school, you walk into the class and see this. >So, introduce yourserf, anon-kun! >what do?

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Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:56:28 2013 No.10623016 [DELETED]

>You have moved to Japan recently.
>First day in school, you walk into the class and see this.
>So, introduce yourserf, anon-kun!
>what do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:57:43 2013 No.10623019 Move back to wherever the fuck I came from. Why did I move to Japan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:58:13 2013 No.10623022 Scream something like, you guys are so Asian! And run away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:58:28 2013 No.10623023 Am I a teacher or a student? I'm a little old to be a student...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:59:13 2013 No.10623027 Here comes the crossboarders.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:59:58 2013 No.10623032 I take off my pants and wave my gigantic foreigner dick all around. I'll be worshipped as a god in no time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:00:13 2013 No.10623033 I only speak American, do these subhumans understand that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:00:13 2013 No.10623035 is the janitor gone again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:01:58 2013 No.10623038 File: 586 KB, 1800x1205, 1363517774849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623016

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:01:58 2013 No.10623039 >>10623035 Yeah, he's been absent all night. He must've gotten drunk while partying out Saturday and is on hang-over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:01:58 2013 No.10623040 File: 2 KB, 101x125, EnjoyYourLastDayFilthyGaiji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:04:14 2013 No.10623047 Hello class. My hobbies include playing ping pong, sunbathe and taking picture of women while they make a toilet...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:05:13 2013 No.10623053 >>10623047 I'm going to need pictures of women making toilets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:05:59 2013 No.10623056 >>10623047 >taking picture of women while they make a toilet... Nothing wrong with that. You're just documenting their fun day of building something and working with their hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:06:14 2013 No.10623057 >>10623047 Play ping pong with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:06:43 2013 No.10623060 >>10623016 What a bunch of inbreds. On your knees in My presence you mongrels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:07:13 2013 No.10623063 >>10623057 I wish. I haven't played in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:07:28 2013 No.10623064 >>10623060 >My It's 'Our' you peasant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:08:13 2013 No.10623074 >>10623069 What? Let me try this again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:08:28 2013 No.10623069 >>10623060 Their response:

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:08:58 2013 No.10623072 >>10623053 >>10623056 >>10623057 >not getting the Borat reference Taking pics of girls on toilets is japanese tradition

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:09:43 2013 No.10623076 File: 55 KB, 446x583, mongrel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623064

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:09:43 2013 No.10623079 Why are they all girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:09:43 2013 No.10623080 >>10623074 fullwidth randomly breaks from time to time

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:09:43 2013 No.10623081 File: 432 KB, 800x800, 1344759078697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:10:28 2013 No.10623084 >>10623074 >>10623069 Ｉ

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:10:43 2013 No.10623087 >>10623074 You can't widetext large strings on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:10:58 2013 No.10623088 File: 8 KB, 176x137, cirnohorrified.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623016

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:11:58 2013 No.10623090 >>10623072 Shit movie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:12:59 2013 No.10623096 >>10623087 Just normal hiragana.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:18:13 2013 No.10623112 File: 782 KB, 2048x1363, sg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:18:58 2013 No.10623117 Am I the only one who think they look pretty cool and friendly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:19:13 2013 No.10623119 >>10623112 They look Korean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:20:13 2013 No.10623124 >>10623117 Yeah, but only because you're autistic and have trouble with faces and facial expressions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:44:28 2013 No.10623213 >>10623119 >Not noticing the hangul on their chest. must be a crossboarder

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:46:58 2013 No.10623223 >>10623213 I tried to discern it but it seemed too small. I guess it's readable on the third from the right, top row.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:49:42 2013 No.10623231 >>10623223 It's discernible everywhere, crossboarder-kun. It's their names.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:51:41 2013 No.10623236 >>10623213 Not to mention the chalkboard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:52:56 2013 No.10623240 >>10623236 Oh wait, he wasn't even talking about that picture. Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:53:11 2013 No.10623248 >>10623240 Good thing you noticed, I was about to own you like you have never been ownt before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:55:41 2013 No.10623257 >>10623248 Whew.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:58:26 2013 No.10623266 File: 82 KB, 420x248, 007907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623248 Would y-you consider o-owning me instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:59:42 2013 No.10623270 >>10623266 Nah, I save these for special occasions.

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:00:57 2013 No.10623275
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You know how in the schools we grew up in, a lot of the time there's a close knit group of "nerds" and/or weeaboos. I wonder if people kept Otaku stuff completely to themselves or like, met each other in class and talk about Touhous during the break....

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:01:42 2013 No.10623278 File: 82 KB, 420x248, 007906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623270 Am I not special enough for you, Anon-kun?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:02:12 2013 No.10623281 >>10623275 Who cares?

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:02:41 2013 No.10623283

Telling the difference between japanese, chinese, and koreans solely by look is impossible. It's not racist, I wouldn't get mad if you couldn't tell whether or not some white guy was from the US, Canada, or Germany solely based off his looks. The mere fact someone would get mad or say not being able to tell the difference is racist is ridicolous.

Ultimate ridiculousness is dirty sub-human peurto ricans who get made if you think they're Mexican, and vice versa with Mexicans getting mad if you think they're peurto rican. Come the fuck on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:02:41 2013 No.10623284 >>10623231 What does Korea have to do with /jp/ anyway you pseudo-elitist little shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:03:11 2013 No.10623287 >>10623278 I'm sorry dude, just not feeling it with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:08:26 2013 No.10623303 File: 525 KB, 1000x1000, 1362244562824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623284 Look at this crossboarder getting mad that people called him on his ignorance and normalfaggotry. Amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:09:56 2013 No.10623310 >>10623303 >1362244562824.png Talk about crossboarding and normalfaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:12:26 2013 No.10623315 File: 202 KB, 495x700, 1360812111585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623310 >2013 >not shitposting on /a/ it's like you love sucking on cocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:14:26 2013 No.10623318 File: 143 KB, 279x291, 1318365838783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623315 >shitposting non-ironically

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:16:26 2013 No.10623321 >>10623318 it's all the same, brah I just like SHOOTING MAH LAZOORZ at nerds like you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:18:11 2013 No.10623327 File: 93 KB, 331x424, 1325502464640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623321 You are disappointment, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:26:56 2013 No.10623349 File: 1000 KB, 500x281, 1363191011225.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] O-Ohaiyo Gozaimasu!!! :3 bows and blushes kawaiily

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:26:56 2013 No.10623350 BRING DOWN THE WALL >>>/a/ >>>/jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:29:56 2013 No.10623357 File: 92 KB, 1280x720, 1340634532678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623349 Yoroshiku, Afrika-chan!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:30:57 2013 No.10623358 raises right hand OOOOOOOOO-HA~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:32:27 2013 No.10623361 >>10623358 That's so old.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:33:41 2013 No.10623364 スパゲティを落とす

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:34:57 2013 No.10623369 >>10623016 私は「ばか外人」です、どうぞよろしくお願いします。

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:35:56 2013 No.10623372 >>10623364 >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:42:26 2013 No.10623387 File: 397 KB, 1800x1205, JEF_054885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come play with us anon-kun

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:43:11 2013 No.10623390 >>10623387 What's with Japs and making the peace sign in every goddamn photo anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:44:56 2013 No.10623391 >>10623387 Are they playing Poker?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:45:56 2013 No.10623392 File: 11 KB, 300x329, chang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623390 They don't want no trabble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:48:41 2013 No.10623395 >>10623387 これであそびましょ whips out dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:52:41 2013 No.10623402 >>10623390 their concept of love and peace is different to ours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:54:41 2013 No.10623408 File: 764 KB, 3168x2112, 23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:56:11 2013 No.10623413 File: 215 KB, 1000x667, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623408 This bitch is so above this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:56:41 2013 No.10623412 File: 809 KB, 2592x1944, 45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:57:57 2013 No.10623416 >>10623412 I'd fuck the teacher.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 08:58:12 2013 No.10623417 File: 38 KB, 650x365, -_-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623391 >clearly says UNO on the back of the cards Are you blind?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:01:26 2013 No.10623420 File: 58 KB, 600x450, 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:01:56 2013 No.10623421 >>10623420 bottom left wants the d hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:02:11 2013 No.10623422 >>10623417 >implying that playing poker with uno card is impossible

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:03:12 2013 No.10623426 >>10623422 Why would they play poker with uno cards? Why would they play poker with random amounts of cards on hands and a weird lineup of cards on the table? Why would you even suspect them playing poker in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:09:11 2013 No.10623440 File: 1.16 MB, 320x240, b3a1f08c.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:10:12 2013 No.10623443 File: 934 KB, 500x223, 9Y1N6.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:11:57 2013 No.10623450 File: 2.04 MB, 235x192, 1359932864511.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623440

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:12:27 2013 No.10623451 >>10623420 Never before has the caption "Let me play you the song of my people" been more apt. Well it has, that was a lie. Teenagers scare me, they are too cocky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:13:11 2013 No.10623456 File: 24 KB, 265x787, 10-10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623416 10/10 would bang

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:15:56 2013 No.10623464 >>10623456 terrorist watch

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:20:26 2013 No.10623472 >>10623412 why the segregation? are they muslims?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:20:42 2013 No.10623473 File: 56 KB, 413x620, fa863ac5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxae02_yy-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-jk_sexy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:21:12 2013 No.10623477 >>10623472 Maybe they're at that awkward age when they don't really know how to act around women?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:22:56 2013 No.10623481 OP why are you greening? I can't understand what you're saying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:23:26 2013 No.10623482 >>10623090 I know it was shit but I still found it found it hilarious.

>>	Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG Sun Mar 17 09:24:11 2013 No.10623486 >>10623357 What? She's black? I thought she was indian!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:27:56 2013 No.10623496 File: 7 KB, 103x167, waifu material.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10623016

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:28:26 2013 No.10623498 File: 442 KB, 1600x1200, IMGP3263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:29:57 2013 No.10623499 >>10623496 I like the ones who seem really perky. I want to be with someone like that to take me out of my gloom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:30:41 2013 No.10623505 Who'd you: Bully Befriend Date

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:42:41 2013 No.10623545 >>10623505 >Bully None. They seem like cool dudes. >Befriend As much as possible >Date Dunno. Depends on the personality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:43:42 2013 No.10623551 >>10623505 After watching Kokuhaku I can't help but assume that all Japanese children are extremely vile creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:49:27 2013 No.10623572 >>10623499 What makes you think that your gloom won't kill her perkiness. I am in the same boat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:51:12 2013 No.10623577 They all look so happy to see me I hope I don't disappoint them when they find out how I really am

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:04:12 2013 No.10623604 >>10623090 Movie? It's a TV sketch show. There was no movie.

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