/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I actually miss the days of Bawson spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622473
yah let's see jsut how long you've really been here big boy?
http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_4chan_are_you

[Anonymous No.]

Did you make this? It sums up 6 years in a single image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622478
Give me something harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622478
Here.

>>10622482
Six long years...

[Anonymous No.]

What about KoG raids?

[Anonymous No.]

sage it's missing some dumb stuff like
get out of /jp/
are you frustrated?
quality control
kuso thread
and pleaserespond/there's no replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622492
Gamestop isn't even open at 3AM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622493
Too much work, I didn't even mention Jones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622493

OP's pic is missing:

- Sion-chan
- KoG
- mugenjohncel
- And many, many more

lurk moar op

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622496
Those are shitty memes dewd

[Anonymous No.]

since we're literally in ruins, when will we be reborn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622496
And >/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

What was the name of the video for that Hitler movie parody, /jp/ version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622497

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>>10622478
Most of those are opinions, how is that indicative of an oldfag?

I got
>You're an average 4channer - far from being a newfag, with plenty of knowledge of our subculture and various memes, and the potential to be downright hilarious at times. Yet you've managed to keep a few shreds of your sanity, and aren't the out-of-hand Anonymous that makes it to those news reports. In other words, you are the best kind of 4channer.

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>>10622506
fall of meidolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622497
So leave a message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622478
Apparently I'm in the 70%s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622473
Nothing even pertaining to Hotglue is on that list. Like 1/3rd of /jp/s autistic outbursts revolved around late era Hotglue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622513

KoG here.

I think I need to go outside...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622506
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LnhOWkniX4
I dunno' but have some culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622515

>5

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622506
seems like the video has been removed. sorry buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622473
Where is "post your favorite touhou and why you hate kikes?"
that was my favorite meme (pronounced as meem)...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622515
sup kog

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622522
>(pronounced as meem)...

[Anonymous No.]

which epic memes did you start? :)
:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622525
>skeptical_eva.jp
>eva

Uh, does that LOOK like an Evangelion picture to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622522
No, fuck you, also the image lacks of:
-Korean thread
-MMORPG
->ZUN !bar
-BUTTDEVASTED
-Buttranger
-ILLUSION GENERAL
-Schoolmate vs Custom maid 3D
etc...
I'm too lazy dude, please forgive me.

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>>10622528

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>>10622528

[Anonymous No.]

i hafta admit.
im r liking this thread.
keep it up, and most importantly, just dont trip up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622530
Also, if you need autism / autismbucks:

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527
i started
"Dark Souls - Is it otaku culture? / Is Dark Souls otaku culture?"
"My boss almost saw that, I could've got fired."
"Replied because I love you Alice!"

I was also responsible for spreading the "post your favorite touhou and why you hate kikes" epic /jp/ meme to the other boards. You can see the first time I posted it on other boards here.
https://archive.foolz.us/m/thread/8242091/#q8242135

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't we have nuke Japan threads anymore?

Also, YWOT is a fantastic place to feel like you're back in 2008 again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527
I was one of the shitposters that spammed Bawson threads. And Sudo threads. I didn't "start" them, but I like to think that my autism had a role in how hated they became at their peak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527
I started calling youmu the softest without even realizing it I think, but not sure, maybe someone else had and I wasn't there for it

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty clear who made this from how they glorify spam and constantly self-refer

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622478
It praised me. ehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527
japanese servers battlefield 3 threads
suck my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS

GUYS

CHECK MAH DUBZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622546
it was probably your mom
but I can't see the monitor cause her boobs are flopping around like crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527

Nothing. Someone reposted a few paragraphs that I wrote about Yukari once, though. I was really happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622552
this is the easiest board to get on and you failed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622546
And you're a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

How many days have you gone by telling yourself that you are the winner for still browsing /jp/

Regardless that it is utter pile of puke and pig guts getting more disgusting by each passing day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622553
>>10622556

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622553
Be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622559
Epic tumblr meme dude.

>>10622551
Are you this guy? http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/7726895#p7726951

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else find that reading a meta thread ruins your perception of /jp/ for at least a few hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622565

I like to read them and chuckle to myself because no one knows what they're talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622563
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622563

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>>10622566
and you do, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622579

Yep. Why are you jealous?

[Anonymous No.]

From what I recall Japanese bird came way before 2010. I also thought nuke threads got popular later than 08, but I'm not as sure about that one.

Well, in general that image is not very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622563

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>>10622583
Nuke threads were there from the start. Also /jp/ - Jurassic Park

[Anonymous No.]

I love you guys, no seriously- I do. I'm not even cracking up. I might be crusty, I might be smelly, but I'm a /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622590
Don't compare yourself to me, subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622590

Are you a girl btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622551
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S7075757
is this you?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been here since /jp/ day 1 on and off. Haven't posted here in around 6 months, just checking it out today to see what I missed.

I'm impressed that the answer actually seems to be ``nothing''. Still the same old shitty memes being reposted into the ground, really nothing new. I haven't even seen a new ironic meme yet, that's how dead /jp/ seems to be.

Anyway, what happened to ZUN!bar?

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>>10622581
no. i am skeptical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622597
what the hell
why is your name blue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622597
By chance I clicked into /jp/ today as well, I think it was about 3 months since my last visit. Keep up the good work guys, looking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527
Cute image, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622601
It means he paid for a 4chan pass lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622597
>I've been here since /jp/ day 1 on and off. Haven't posted here in around 6 months

LIES LIES LIES YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622597
i swear i keep thinking the guy that quotes like that is all one person.

[Anonymous No.]

So why are the draw/OC threads disappearing lately? OC isn't allowed on /jp/ anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622608
It's a /prog/ meme, not one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622594
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622610
What are you talking about? They're still active. I think you're just actively looking for things to complain about.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does the Janitard hate Milk threads?

Milk is a /jp/ idol.

She is Otaku Culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622616
No sluts allowed on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright guys, I'm going to bed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622616
Spoken like a true normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622621
>oh hit here
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622616
What about pygma chan? Nobody remembers her ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622597
>Anyway, what happened to ZUN!bar?
please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622629
she's ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622629
I remember the disgusting nudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622629
Pygma-chan was fucking awful.

I'm glad she's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622478
>http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_4chan_are_you

I literally chose the last answer for every question except for the male/female one.

I got 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622629
/jp/ has had more than one "IM A GURL XD" tripfag over the years. They're all pretty unimpressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622615
The one before last was deleted and the most recent one has disappeared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622629
>>10622635
I still have them.

I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622635
post pics of your own body, you misogynist

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622638
Sion was nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622642
yeah real fucking neato

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527
I never started a proper epic meme myself, I once wrote a long series of analyses about touhous and anal cleanliness though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622640
I have them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622641
I'm not a self-esteem deprived whore though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622642
Sion` never pretended to be a girl!

[Anonymous No.]

I think I created a meme, it's in the flanfly threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622621
goodnight kog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622645
yes you are, and you love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527
Stop posting my image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622638
Remi had a nice butt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622641
When did they say they found her disgusting because of her gender? They just said she was disgusting.

I'd like to hope this is an obvious troll, but you really never know these days. The self-delusion of female supremacists knows no bounds.

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>>10622649
Didn't she fucked Milk just to spite /jp/ ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622649
I don't care what you say, all people who browse /jp/ are very special to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622597
>>10622631
>>Anyway, what happened to ZUN!bar?
guys please

I'm scared

I might have told ZUN!bar to kill himself once or twice after getting sick of his ironic shitposting, I hope he didn't actually do it.

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>>10622644
Oh hey, I admire your work. Thank you for the amusement in that thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622660
Dude... why would you... That's so mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622657
I don't know and I don't think so. They fighted once but now are comrades.

[Anonymous No.]

What about SSJ4 Gogeta? He was a cool tripfriend, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622660
please don't cutepost like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I mined some slade using the trick detailed on the wiki, but the hammers I made with it slow my dwarves down extremely much since it's so heavy.

I guess I should make armor from it. When a legendary armor-user dwarf wears armor it removes 100% of the weight, and slade is easily the best protective material in the game. A dwarf in slade should be invulnerable to anything other than syndromes and possibly very heavy whips (eg. platinum artifact whips)

The bright side: having hammers made out of something as heavy as slade means that when my military hits something, it goes flying 11-12 tiles and explodes against a wall as if it had been struck by Thor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622667
glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622673
Slade is literally the godmineral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622673

wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622667
>le milky face

[sage No.]

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?

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>>10622653

"20 years later and SuiginTou is still one of the best 2D girls ever created."

- ZUN!bar
2012

[Anonymous No.]

2008 looks exactly like today

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622683
how do people even hate zunbar when he supports the best doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622688
I never hated him.

I miss his gaming recommendations and reviews..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622473
I don't see KoG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622688
you know what I call her?
J U N K

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622691
you wanna start shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622682
That one is shopped.
Here is the original unedited gif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622699
I love how the replay doesn't match the real-time trajectory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622688
I never hated him, but
>best doll

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622699
>>10622682
Now I don't know what to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622701
fake chinese sweatshop trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622699
Other way around son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622697
*punches you in the nuts* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622710
why did you put question mark??

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622710

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622640
>>10622649

Can you post some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622709
>>10622705
>>10622699
The first one is the real samurai sword.

The second one is cleary an european or eurasian sword, due its bothsided cutting edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622705
see
>>10622703

You can tell pretty easily that the second one posted is a fake pieced together with short clips of the original and poorly-done .gif editing towards the end (ie: part of the broadsword just disappearing into thin air when the katana comes down).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622707
winner of Alice game

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622717
Sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622720
CONTINUATION OF MANGA WHEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622721
O HHHHHHHHHHHHHH M YYYYYYYYY G OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I M FAPPING SO HARD :^DDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622718
Did you notice that the sword in the replay of the second .gif doesn't even match the one he's holding in the beginning?

[Anonymous No.]

i wasn't here for 2011

when i finally came back it was like i was on drugs, fucking my onahole, stimulating my prostate, eating twenty cheese burgers, having seven lolis licking my filthy body all over all at once. i'm never leaving again

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622726
Did you also notice that the frame moves and leaves a blank space on the right hand side?

[Anonymous No.]

believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622728
That's very eloquent and descriptive, I've been meaning to put into words what I feel about /jp/ but I think you've done it best.

[Anonymous No.]

In some ways, we are still doing the same things today as we were three years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622731
post the charging rhino one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622730
Actually, I didn't. I feel blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622728
>i'm never leaving again

Unless the Janitor thinks otherwise.

Face it, /jp/. There is no freedom anymore. You're all living a lie here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622736
Post the "Post the "Post the "Post the do you even lift one" one" one".

[Anonymous No.]

Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.

Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!"

The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!"


The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622736
I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622731
I practiced Aikido for several years. My dojo was across from a Karate dojo, who would often give us rude remarks, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, as I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding bus. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622527
I was the guy who spammed the mystery man zun thing because all the !bar haters really made me mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622721
No, seriously. Post some.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here.

This thread reached the 150 replies, I'm so disappointed, /jp/.

Also, Brad-dono is better than Ken-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622745
Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622755
How can you say that so soon after Ken-sama's untimely death?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been here since the "golden days" section, and /jp/ gets more entertaining each time. I don't give a shit about discussing touhou and VN's 24/7, there needs to be other funny as HELL stuff to talk about.

you steamed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622759
Because White and nerdy discovered the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622765
What truth? That he cared deeply for all life on earth?
That he was a gentle, and kind soul?
I still haven't gotten over it, so please show some respect.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

[Anonymous No.]

S'goin' on man,

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Dang'oltellinyawut, clickclichoosefilesearchpicture, its me an'mygirlman know im sayin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622767
Ken-sama is not real dude, just face it. He's just another fat dude on the internet, you better worship real heroes like Brad-donno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622776
Why did the image flip... you a sorcerer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622777
Sick trips man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622782
Thanks. Check these doublets out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622777
It's "are you a wizard", get it right next time you fucking homofagging piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622750
>>10622750
>>10622750
>>10622750

Still waiting, dude..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622784
suck my cock, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622777
Jackpot.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622787
NOW LISTEN UP YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT.

I WONT SUCK YOUR COCK I AM A FUCKING MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. Fucking EVERY DAY the same shit. ''SUCK MY COCK DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of shit I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI YOU HOMO SHITS. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK DICKS YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I FUCK HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO FUCK ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. Fucking FAGGOTS I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622786
I'm not going to post that shit dude, I don't have a dynamic IP and I don't want to get banned for posting pygma nudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622681

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622788
nobody like my trips QQ
>10622555

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622796
I'll feel with you, if you would only let me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622794
Email them to me and I'll post them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622794
Literally only Trevor could have made that image, hes the only person who would add his forced shit into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622794
>I don't have a dynamic IP

Yeah.. I understand.

I had to stop doing all sorts of funny shit I loved here on /jp/ ever since I stopped having a dynamic IP..

Feels bad, man.. Feels bad..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622796
I wonder what was she thinking about at that exact moment.

[Anonymous No.]

The other day I saw someone say 'no one exclusively browses /jp/' or something like that.

I do.

I look forward to crossshittersshittingup /jp/ so I can actually talk about something else since I don't want to leave /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622807

None of you have a static IP. If you think you have a static IP chances are you are just dumb. You're not unable to change your IP with a static IP anyway.

If you want to be accurate, say "I'm too stupid to change my IP."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622814
Every other board is just... too different. There's no place like home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622807
FUCK. Okay, I've uploaded the pictures:
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?e94m9mr47hz8zx1

By the way, Milk released two of them during the fight, don't ask why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622837
Yep. Just as gross as I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622837

That fourth picture is too lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622818
Listen up now, dipshit. There's ISPs which provide you real static IP. It's commonly used in optical connections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622837
Wow milk is a terrible person

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622850
RIP Cameron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622848

Nothing I said is wrong. Sorry if being incorrect makes you upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622837
I think she's lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622837
Thanks, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622865
You're welcome dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622859
That was a pretty fucking mean thing of her too

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622794

Why would you buy a static IP?

They would never give out static IP's to normal customers by default unless a customer specifically goes out of their way to buy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622872
Because I'm from a third world country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622878
She's pretty flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622878

Ireland or finland/sweden? I thought finns/swedes have great internet.

(I don't see why being from a third world country would change the question.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622883

I like that body type. I want to cum on her tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

2011 was the worst year.

[Anonymous No.]

I was at a con once looking at touhou remixes cds and she talked to me and I recognized her and pretended to not listening to her and ignored her I was really scared maybe she knew I was from /jp/ ;_; it was my first and only con and I was scared already of being there and she made it worse and she was dressed as the touhou I hate more = mokou

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622887
Those aren't third world countries... Anyway, everything here work backwards due the lack of common sense and competence, even the government and the people in general.

Core i3/i5 are cheaper than Celeron processors.
PSVita is cheaper than a 3DS.
Hyundai are "better" than BMW.
etc.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>10622475
heheh
i use the bawson pic as my dota 2 team profile photo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622915
Hey... I think I've seen you around..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622915
Which bracket do you play in, dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622892
I'd late 2009, 2010 were the worst with Railgun and K-On both airing. /jp/ was nothing but spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622922

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>10622927
very high skill

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622928
2011 was also pure spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622948
Yeah, I've seen you around dude.

You've got over 500 wins or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

OP you forgot "NEET BLOGGING - THE OTAKU CULTURE".

[Anonymous No.]

picture is missing
>[tripfag name]
threads. After all, /jp/ for some time was filled with that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623024
>>10623046

How about you dweebs make a picture including all of that shit your saying it's missing instead of whining about it?

Do something yourselves for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622499
Dumb 2kike macro. He's a newfag so don't expect too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623077
I'll do it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623077
Stupid slave, do as your masters say and upgrade that image or else you will be punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622775
I haven't seen that one before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623093
Det är det enda ni gör på dagarna
Ni sitter där I Ventrilo och spelar DotA
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
I hear you man
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
I feel you man
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar
Have one on the house
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
I hear you man
Vi sitter här I venten och spelar lite DotA
I feel you man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623107
Jag känner en bot
Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon,
och hon kan banna banna dig så hårt
Hon röjer upp i våran kanal

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>10622988
yep

[Saten meta whiner No.]

aww, Meidolf Hitler's Downfall got removed for some reason. I don't think I still have it on my HDD but I'll look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623077
But I can't make pictures by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623198
EU or US? See you out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623470
He's in the game's /vg/ lobby all the time.

I'll be sure to call him out next time I see him around.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>10623470
EU , I think I have like +200 ping at US
>>10623479
see ya around

[Anonymous No.]

It's already been three years since meido left? Goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>NSJ
>2011

Lollin my dick off at Tokiko trying to make himself relevant again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623077,1
"hei guise am an olfag xDDDDDDDD i now eeryting bout dis board xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

Keep up le good work dudette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,2
I can't tell if you're parodying that guy or Tokiko.

Please explain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,3
I think he's just really excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,3
Why are you so obsessed with Tokiko? Get a life, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,5
I'm not, read the post he's replying to. It was about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10622537
I dislike this guy, why create things as anonymous then go around claiming credit? I think its better when you just create things for the community, without attaching any sort of persona to it.

[Anonymous No.]

which touhou would fuck was from 2008, but the spam really started in 2010. i was posting it all through 2010 so this image is off.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn sad that trevor only gets recognized years after he initialy began his shitposting spree.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

The part with moot is the best.

>>10623581,9
I think he was a normal poster at first. Until he became NEET anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,7
i didn't adopt a trip
______________________________
we are anonymous
we are legion

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,11
Don't even start with that nonsense.

I wasn't suggesting that you adopted a tripcode, more than you overtly claiming credit for that content. Not only that, but you claimed credit for multiple things at once, so now all of those are grouped together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,12
that you were*

[Anonymous No.]

I don't recall anything about love hotels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,9
Trevor stop trying to revise canon and paint yourself as having been here more than a year and change

[Anonymous No.]

It was fun while it lasted, but now that it's gone what is the next /jp/? I could go to 2ch but it's just not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>2013
>Trevor

But I've been here since 4chan was just some giant faggot's idea on SA. Go look me up on Gen[M]ay which was basically SA without the $10 jew tax before moot took his world-shattering shit on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,16
It was dead since genderqueer started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,17
Oh man you were on the internet in the early 2000s? Shit dude, you're such an oldfag.

>Join Date: 06-12-2004

Hahahaha SA was dead months before that.

It's so cute watching you try so hard. I actually had my SA account before Lowtax sold out and demanded tenbux, and I'm only 23.

[Anonymous No.]

What was love hotels about? I can't find it from searching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,20
some pls reply

[Anonymous No.]

gigs u oldfag pls tell me what that love hotel meme is about

[Anonymous No.]

can some1 pls tell me what this love hotel meme was about pls respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,20
>>10623581,21
>>10623581,22
>>10623581,22
>>10623581,23
Look at this pathetic guy. Let's laugh at him. Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,24
fuck you okay some of us have lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,24
fuck you okay some of us have lives

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[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,19
>23

Fuck off, kiddo. Grown-ups are talking here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,19
sageing to fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,19
Lifetime IRC warriors and forum experts like you are complete mysteries to me.

Let's assume that you're thirteen. Even if you think that you're a smart kid and you're into computers, _how do you stumble across something like SA and decide to lurk_? What the heck? Why weren't you coding/playing games or studying? What about reading books? Why would you be interested in what apparently some of the more retarded adults say?

I don't understand why a genuinely social (heavy communications technology users are - period) kid wouldn't be hanging out with his peers.

Call me an insane autist but I don't get the logic. We're very different.

[Anonymous No.]

You have been visited by that feel! Repost this in 10 seconds or you will be visited by the feel of no gf tonight! 95% of people will not post this..... and they will become feels....
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[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,35
Its fun

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking about making a fake facebook just to contact one of my half relative. He has 4chan on his recent likes and he still talks about pokemon through...questionnaires is it? Maybe there is hope ;_;! Maybe I still have 1 friend I can talk to. Maybe his tastes have gotten better over the years and he's just hiding it because facebook posts everything out in the open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,38

I take it back as it's too late now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10623581,35
Children on the internet visit nerdy message boards, same as everyone else. Hell, the COPPA (?) thing is 13+, you might remember a few forums saying, "I agree to the terms and conditions and I'm 13 or older". And even then, 12 year olds lie.

[Anonymous No.]

I still think Pygma is cute.