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jp, I haven't touched another human in at least a couple of years. Is there somewhere I could meet/purchase a cuddle-buddy?

>> No.10621970

If you are rich, anyone will do fine. They love you.

>> No.10621973

I'm not lonely but I get goosebumps just from someone speaking directly to me. It causes this tingling sensation run though my body.

Now that I got my bit of blogging out of the way, how is this otaku culture?

>> No.10621976

Go visit your mom.

>> No.10621978

I play fight with my brother sometimes, does that count?

>> No.10621982

>>10621976
I'm already visiting yours.

>> No.10621983

>>10621970
I'm not.

>>10621973
I posted a cute touhou-related picture

>>10621976
I don't like my mom, and she doesn't like me

>>10621978
yes

>> No.10621990

>>10621973
I want to talk to you

>> No.10622002

>>10621964
I will OP. If you want I'll call you cute everyday.

>> No.10622004

So you miss human contact? Don't worry, the internet will get rid of that need. Spend as much time online as possible. You will be ok.

>> No.10622022

I want to stick my dick into a virgin's vagina.

>> No.10622025

Why would you want to? People are covered in dirt, hair, oil, bacteria, dead cells, etc. Its disgusting.

I haven't touched someone since I was a kid outside of the awkward forced handshake or my grandma demanding a hug otherwise she'll cause a scene.

>> No.10622046

>>10621964
You sad lonely nerd.

>> No.10622051

>>10622025
The air is filled with dirt, hair, oil, bacteria, dead cells, etc. Don't think you can avoid it just by not coming in direct contact.

>> No.10622064

>>10622051
The thing is I don't care just as long as it comes from inside or around my body. I would rather live in my own filth than someone else's.

Part of the reason I stay in my room with the door closed, don't let people in here often, let no one sit in my chair or bed, etc.

>> No.10622066

>>10622046
Don't bully, you jerk.

OP, if you need someone I'd be happy to help you out.

>> No.10622067

>>10622025

I don't find people disgusting physically, I find peoples personalities disgusting. I'd cuddle with someone if they were a /jp/sie or other cute innocent person.

>> No.10622075

Where are you located OP? I doubt it's near me but if it is we can maybe do things.

>> No.10622079
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>>10622064
Do you avoid air conditioning, too?

>> No.10622086

>>10622079
I have a window unit

Human contact just makes me feel uncomfortable. All it takes is one slight brush and I feel like tearing my arm off.

>> No.10622090

>>10621964
I know how you feel, OP. I haven't had sex in 5 years. Everybody that knew me back then thinks I'm gay now.

>> No.10622092

Anyone in central US?

>> No.10622094

>>10622092
Eastern here. Not in but near new york.

>> No.10622104

>>10622090

It's been about 5 years for me too, but I don't regret a fucking thing. I have zero plans to have sex again. Fuck it.

>> No.10622112

>>10622079
I have a filter on mine that I replace religiously. I also cover all my furniture in a layer of plastic and silk.

Also OP are you some kind of cuddlefucker or do you just want affection? I've completely lost interest in sex since I turned 19 but the way you talk about cuddling makes human contact sound appealing. I wish I had someone to cuddle with, but who also wouldn't make me feel like a beta for wanting that. I am beta of course but I don't like those "oversensitive" guys who want to cuddle during and after sex.

>> No.10622122

>>10622104
You don't miss it? I hate having to deal with women but I miss the sex.

>> No.10622132

>>10622090
>>10622104
who woke up the normals
did someone link this thread to /v/?

>> No.10622133

>>10622112
>I wish I had someone to cuddle with, but who also wouldn't make me feel like a beta for wanting that.
beta/alpha doesn't exist

>> No.10622136

>>10622079
>how air gets in most rooms

I have never seen one of those in my country. If we want fresh air we just open a door or window.

>> No.10622143

>>10622122

No, not really. I'm agnostic in a sense; I don't desire to have sex with women or men really. I'd rather be alone, people are too risky, and sex is just a bag full of bad things waiting to happen.

If it wasn't for how easily swayed I was in school, I'd still be a virgin and I wish I was.

>> No.10622151

>>10622133
Of course it doesn't actually exist. It's complicated, but I think people today are in some ways too up front about their desires. I think all desires should be equally shameful, even something so "benign" as cuddling.

>> No.10622158

I'm kind of surprised I'm the only person here who abhors physical contact. Do you guys yearn for a woman's gentle touch at night?

You're all normalfags
Normalfags I say

>> No.10622160

>>10622151
I'm sure there's plenty of damaged girls who'd want that.

>>10622143
Sounds like you had an awful time.

>> No.10622162

>>10622136
Air conditioners are really convenient, you should try it once.

>> No.10622167

>>10622151
I'm ashamed of everything I do at all times.

>>10622158
Once and a while but not all the time. I'd like to share a room with someone but not touch them too often.

>> No.10622175

>>10622132

Yeah, no, please fuck off, not all of us were graced with being left alone. When I was in school I never had the confidence to say no to anybody because saying yes is less likely to bring conflict. Sorry I wasn't confident.

>>10622160
>Sounds like you had an awful time.

No, it's just logical. Relationships and sex have no real value when taken outside of the context of emotions.

>> No.10622177

>>10622175
>Relationships and sex have no real value when taken outside of the context of emotions.
Neither does anything /jp/ related.

>> No.10622179

>>10622162
How do you get one? It looks like something that is built into the house.

>> No.10622183

>>10622158
Someone needs hug

>> No.10622184

>>10622158
>Do you guys yearn for a woman's gentle touch at night?
Somtimes but it really is quite shameful. I want more of a mother's touch than a lover's. Being frigid and undesiring of contact is really the way to go though, so I commend you.

>>10622160
I've been close to too many damaged girls to want to cuddle with one. A few of them were attracted to me during highschool for some reason.

>>10622167
>I'm ashamed of everything I do at all times.
I understand this, but I'm even more ashamed of things I want.

>> No.10622187

>>10622177

I guess. But playing VNs, Touhou, and watching anime is less likely to completely fuck my life up then sex would.

>> No.10622188

>>10621964
There's cuddlecomfort.com
There's nobody near me in the middle of nowhere though...

>>10622158
I've forgotten what it feels like. Cuddling with someone, especially who is slightly on the chubby side, seems so nice to me. I guess I need to try it before I decide if I like it or not.

>> No.10622197

>>10622158
forget physical contact i cant even handle contact with another human period (unless with strangers like jp of course)

>> No.10622196

>>10622175
>>10622177
Neither does anything at all.

Things only have value and/or meaning because of your emotional response to them.

>> No.10622201

Nice /r9k/ thread, bros.

>> No.10622203

>>10622188
>cuddlecomfort.com
but that's what I use /jp/ for

>> No.10622204

>>10622196

You're telling me something I already know. I'm pretty nihilistic, but use it to understand that the way I control my thoughts and perception is how I control my life.

I've managed to completely overcome consumerism and materialism using this method.

>> No.10622211

>>10622188
>Cuddling with someone, especially who is slightly on the chubby side, seems so nice to me.
Yeah that sounds so nice. It would probably totally traumatize me though if it actually happened, especially a girl. I'm so jealous of cute chubby girls.

>> No.10622262

who are these dudes from soc crying about saying yes and all this crap. im pretty sure most of us here only interact with girls when we pay at the register. be happy you got something; most of us will never get dick in our lifetimes.

>> No.10622531

>>10622002
>>10622066
>>10622075
>>10622092
Thanks guys. It's not that I'm homophobic, but intimate cuddling with a dude would just strike me as a bit weird.

>>10622112
I don't know what you mean by the term "cuddlefucker", but I'm sort of of the hugging>fugging mindset, i.e. you can always simulate sex with masturbation, but you can't really simulate a hug well by yourself

>> No.10622560

>>10622158

I do, yeah. I don't let these desires control me though. In the end, you need to realize that it's all a hassle. That's how I see it, anyway.

>> No.10622562

>>10622262
I'll suck your dick bro.

>> No.10622574

>>10622143
>If it wasn't for how easily swayed I was in school, I'd still be a virgin and I wish I was.

And I thought I was the only person that felt this way. Sex is one of those things that's best left to optimistic imagination rather than finding out that it's actually pretty shitty in reality.

>> No.10622578

After scanning around on backpage and some other places, I've found an "escort clubhouse" relatively near where I live. I'm too nervous to see if just cuddling would be okay and even if it was, it'd be 100 dollars an hour...

I also found a very cute motherly lady on classivox, but she's 120 an hour and don't know if she would cuddle.

I don't know if I want to spend over $200 just to cuddle with them for a decent amount of time.

I wish I had a cute, girly-girl roommate who I could cuddle, make cute cupcakes, dress up, etc. with. We could even share a pink frilly room with stuffed animals and other cute, fuzzy things all over.

>> No.10622599

>>10622578
Why would you even want to cuddle with someone as filthy as an escort? I like cuddling too, but I wouldn't do that even if *I* was the one getting paid for it.

>> No.10622619

>>10622086
literal autism

>> No.10622630

Anyone in northern California wanna fuck?

>> No.10622665

>>10622599
But who else am I supposed to cuddle!? I don't know anybody. I'm pretty cute, but I have literally zero clue how to meet people and talk. Plus I would probably freak out and have a heart attack trying to talk to someone.

orient-doll.com/dolls/
The nano or lala might be nice to cuddle, but they would be cold and couldn't hold me. I want someone warm and soft to embrace me.

>> No.10623342

Just sleeping next to at night would be fine.

>> No.10623353
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10623353

If you live in upstate NY, you can: http://www.thesnuggery.org/

>> No.10623370

>>10622094
What does that mean.

>> No.10623383

>>10623370
I'm on the east coast of the United States.

>> No.10623407

I-I'll be your cuddle buddy op....

I gotta warn you though I am kinda hairy though.

>> No.10623424

>>10623383
Where

>> No.10623478

I'd love a cuddlebuddy from the uk.

>> No.10623493

>>10623424
Pennsylvania, why do you ask?

>> No.10623530

>>10623478
What part of the UK?

>> No.10623549

>>10622665
Well where do you live? I'll cuddle with you for free.

>> No.10623575

>>10621964

The question is why do you need to touch another human being.

>> No.10623580

>>10623575
Because humans are social, interacting with other humans feels good.

>> No.10623582

why is /jp/ so neurotypical

>> No.10623590

>>10623580
Being social animals should phase out. Thats from a time long ago when it was necessary for survival, but that is no longer the case.

/jp/ is ahead of the curve, the next step of humanity.

>> No.10623606

>>10622188
>Cuddling with someone, especially who is slightly on the chubby side, seems so nice to me.
Weird, the thought makes me feel violently ill.

>> No.10623609

>>10623606
Fat people are smelly and ugly.

>> No.10623617

>>10623606
hugging skinny people feels gross
they're all bony

>> No.10623629

>>10623530

Cleveland

>> No.10623630

>>10623617
Like hugging a sack of antlers.

>> No.10623634

>>10623590
Are you implying /jp/ isn't social? What the hell do you think we're doing right now?

>> No.10623654

>>10623634
I come to exchange touhou pictures. Its more like a traveler arriving at a trading post to make trades with other travelers.

In an ideal world they would just be mailed to me daily, but sometimes you have to suck it up.

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>>10621964
>Is there somewhere I could meet/purchase a cuddle-buddy?


you can always get yourself a dog

>> No.10623688

>>10623654
If you're here for touhou pictures then why are you in this thread socializing?

>> No.10623695

>>10623688
some men cannot get rid of their primal urges

>> No.10623703

>>10623688
I was saving the OP pic then decided to put you in your place

>> No.10623763

My roommate would do this with me all of the time but now I'm completely alone. I just want to put my head in someone's lap and have them play with my hair. I don't give a fuck about sex at this point, I don't care about the gender, sex or anything else about the person. I just need someone to be there for once. A dakimakura is different since it doesn't hug you, but I do have one and it does help (get on guys, trust me).

>> No.10623805

>>10623763
Please tell with lots of details what he did with you.

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