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behold he personification of /jp/.

yes, it is a girl.

>> No.10611314
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I almost didn't notice that deviantart watermark, almost.

I still would it.

>> No.10611321
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>> No.10611326

Fake and GAY

i am unbanneb yet? pls

>> No.10611325

Isn't 'le' the same as '>' or 'mfw' or 'tfw'?

>> No.10611327
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this is so /jp/ i don't even

>> No.10611330

It's not funny without the meme faces!!!!!!

>> No.10611344

milk and cookies?

>> No.10611338

>>>/an/

>> No.10611339

I'm so mad. I have to reply.

>> No.10611342

>>10611327
I was ok with kuroshitsuji and hetalia cause those have entertainment outside of gay-shipping

but then I saw the Gaara and pochama plushies and realized it

>> No.10611358

>>10611351
Bcuz u'd die first.

>> No.10611349

>>10611327
what but he turned right
wgat do you want from me you freakin turtle

>> No.10611351

I hate stupid people. Why can't they all die? The world would be so much more fun. It's also good because there will be more resources if all the dumbies are killed off.

Before you make some dumb two-second proclamation of "edgy," I'd love to hear you actually refute this logically. Why do dumb people deserve to live? We kill animals all the time for no reason other than that they are dumber than us and they provide us with resources. Stupid people are less intelligent than us and killing them would free up resources. They are no different from cattle. This especially includes retarded people.

>> No.10611365

>>10611299
>>10611321
>>10611327
These are weird as fuck. What are the chances this person has some sort of mental disorder.
This is some next level loneliness shit.

>> No.10611371

>>10611358

Excuse me?

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn’t do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they’d consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother’s boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He’s not particularly successful as an engineer, but I’ve met lots of other engineers who aren’t as good as me at physics, so I’m guessing that’s not just a result of him being bad at it.

I’m also pretty good at engineering. I don’t have a degree, and other than physics I don’t have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I’ve come across. Every question of existentialism which I’ve seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Re­ddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven’t been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I’ve considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

>> No.10611377

>>10611371
Yet you post on /jp/.

>> No.10611385

>>10611321
look at that phone
she's probably one of the normalfags who browse /jp/ on their phone and shitpost

>> No.10611386

okay, repost shit from here >>>/g/32265456 by yourself. you you want more of her. i'll go to sleep and hope that i won't dream.

>> No.10611392

>>10611371
I put my're dik in ur mum's existential ass.
OWND

>> No.10611389

>>10611385

>'normalfags'

Uh, please take your /v/ terminology back where it belongs. Thanks!

>> No.10611395

>>10611351
Looks like she's having fun while you're here bitching about it.

>>10611389
Please don't come here from /v/ and start redirecting people there, Mr. Iphone shitposting normalscum

>> No.10611396

>>10611392

#rekd #otacool

>> No.10611398

>>10611395

If you say another word you're dead. I am giving your this chance because I don't believe in galactic-level ownage without fair warning.

>> No.10611402

>>10611371

Why do you deserve to live?

>> No.10611403

>>10611371

http://es.LEDDIT.com/r/circlejerk/comments/17bnml/in_7th_grade_i_took_an_sat_test_without_preparing/

>> No.10611409

>>10611371
prove it

>> No.10611410

>>10611402

Because I am intellectually superior to you. My contributions to the human race are already notable - I've written a peer-reviewed extrapolation of the theory of relativity and two groundbreaking papers on photonics. You are worthless compared to me.

>> No.10611434
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10611434

>>10611402
I like you more than the other guy

>> No.10611431

>>10611410

Rice and other grains have been staples of the human diet for millenia.

Are they worth more than you?

>> No.10611432
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10611432

That's fucking gross. Why would you post that? Fat people are disgusting in general but when there are two of them it's even worse.

>> No.10611441

>>10611431

No. Grains of cereal can feed a human for a finite amount of time. My research will last far past my death, into humanity's own.

>> No.10611447

>>10611410
If you'd use your intelligence than you'd know that eventually after a good couple of billion years the entire human race will probably be dead anyway, so there's no use in trying. Only to exist and experience dfc.

>> No.10611455

>>10611447

In a maximum of a hundred years you will be dead, so there's no use in trying. This is your own logic so you must abide it and kill yourself.

>> No.10611453

>>10611431
No. Grains of cereal can feed a human for a finite amount of time. Assuming immortality, I can feed humanity indefinitely with my ejaculate.

>> No.10611461

>>10611441

Merely existing affects the outcome of this universe. If I were not alive, the universe would proceed differently.

Therefore, despite any intellectual differences, I affect this universe just as much as you do.

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>>10611447
>Only to exist and experience dfc

>> No.10611478

>>10611461

Your influence is negative. You only consume resources. My contributions so science are objectively positive. You have lost the argument, sorry.

>> No.10611482

>>10611474
Why are you quoting?

>> No.10611487

Why do people trouble themselves with being valuable to something as vague as society or the universe? I'd rather be valuable to the people that I care about.

>> No.10611489

>>10611482
I thought it was funny.

>> No.10611493

>>10611489
Why didn't you say that in the first place? Your post is nothing but a quote and an animated gif. What is anyone to assume from that?

>> No.10611501

>>10611493

It's a gif of people laughing. Obviously that's his reaction. You retarded, lol?

>> No.10611509

>>10611478

You are assuming a lot here. You know nothing about me, apart from the fact I post on /jp/.

If that is the criteria you are using, then you are the same as me.

The universe is indifferent to your scientific contributions.

>> No.10611514

Haha, what is it about psuedo-intellectual bullshitters that amuses me so? I'm dying here.

>> No.10611517

>>10611501
How can anyone assume an image represents his reaction when he gives no clue about it being the case?

>> No.10611521

>>10611501
He's not retarded he's just busting my balls. /jp/ doesn't like reaction images. However, I didn't really feel I could add anything to that quote so I didn't say anything. I was just appreciating that poster's interpretation of life's purpose being to exist and experience delicious flat chest. It's at once so simple, so hilariously simple and noble too.

>> No.10611524

>>10611517
Dude, it's the latest meme from 4chan. Get with the times!

>> No.10611525

>>10611517

Social cues you fucking autist.

>> No.10611526

>>10611514
They make me nervous and I really don't like them. Not in this case, but most of the time they use expensive jargon to make their mundane arguments sound better and if you call them out on what they're doing they'll feh at you.

>> No.10611550

>>10611455
But killing myself would imply I'd have to try killing myself, so by that logic I can't even do that.

>> No.10611555

>>10611478
I think it's funny that you brag about being a valuable intellectual, yet fail to realize that every contribution you make might be obsolete in the future--in lamens terms: utterly wrong.
Wouldn't it disappoint you to know that you were absolutely wrong and that you consumed just as much as the rest of us, yet made less connections because you rebuffed all whom you deemed intellectually inferior?
Despite making a good grade on the SAT in 7th grade(age 13), I've never used it as an excuse to be a dick.

>> No.10611565

>>10611555

Is this what an intellectually inferior creature trying to rationalize its own inadequacy feels like?

Anything that makes a vagabond like yourself slumber peacefully come night.

>> No.10611567

>>10611526
Yeah, I see that side of it too anon. I've had several bad experiences with people like that, it's ridiculous how many people seem to get superiority complexes after a certain amount of education. I feel for all those other NEETs and shut-ins who deal with this bs.

>> No.10611577

>>10611555
Dude he's quoting an ancient re dddit post, ignore him.

>> No.10611579

>>10611565
Sounds fine to me. You have the right to live how you want. Unfortunately, you cannot make me feel inferior, but you're welcome to give it a shot.
One question: do intellectuals such as yourself masturbate?

>> No.10611608

>>10611579
holy shit youre geeting trolled hard

go kill yourself right now.

>> No.10611640

>>10611579
Kill yourself, you pathetic waste of oxygen. A worthless peon like yourself does not deserve to speak with the almighty one.

>> No.10611656

>>10611385
Did you know that we live in an age where you can get old models of smartphones for free? I was in radioshack the other day and saw lots of free phones, so long as you pay for their data plan, and was shocked. My brick from the 90's still serves my purposes of allowing me to call my mom but when it finally dies I will have to move on. I don't think having a smartphone is an indication of being a normal anymore because they're a cheap commodity now.

>> No.10611668

>>10611640
You refused to answer my question.

>> No.10611662

>>10611656
Smartphones are an outlet to track you, sell things to you, give you access to a library of microtransaction, contract you, and link you to the internet via social networking, don't forget purchase habit tracking and share/trend tracking.

There are many financial benefits to giving you one on contract that surpass simply selling it to you.

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