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Let's say a year from now, a portal to Gensokyo is found. It is scientifically proven that ZUN's drunken brain was astral projecting while he was drunk to Gensokyo, and that's where he got his ideas from. There might be some minor differences (some characters might not exist, some areas might not be the same, etc.). All the 2hus speak one language, but it's a language not spoken on Earth and can be directly downloaded into your brain using magical wizard technology, so language isn't a problem.

Do you go to Gensokyo?

>> No.10599386

yes

>> No.10599380

wow kog u always find the best cirno pics

>> No.10599391

no

>> No.10599389 [DELETED] 

Human village, probably settle down with a human girl, maybe help Aya with her newspaper, when she decides to come to the village.

>> No.10599398

maybe

>> No.10599399

This is retarded.

>> No.10599403

i don't know

>> No.10599406

can you repeat the question?

>> No.10599409
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10599409

First order of business: find Rinnosuke.

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10599416

Find Cirno and tell her that KoG is looking for her.

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10599449

Of course. I can't in good conscious sit by and let my fellow man be subjugated by youkai terrorist scum. I'd give them a little taste of liberty in the form of 950 rounds per minute delivered by the greatest firearm known to man, the M4 Carbine.

>> No.10599467

>>10599409
Get hired at Kourindou. Play my PSP, because no customers.

>> No.10599461

Do I get the exterminate the youkai, because if I do, I'm going in dry.

>> No.10599466

>>10599449
M4 carbine has to be my favorite Russian gun ever.

>> No.10599489

>>10599449
>>10599466
This is hilarious. You really think guns will do anything to a youkai? In the first place, it's already confirmed in PMiSS that physical attacks are pretty much worthless against them. You can split them into 5 pieces and it isn't going to do jack shit.

The humans that the youkai of Gensoukyou are worried about are the ones who channel the power of gods, and stuff like that. Those are an actual threat. But nowadays, those are much rarer. If Gensoukyou invaded right now, we'd be 100% fucked.

>> No.10599497

No. If I did go, the place will already be filled with tourists and filthy secondaries. Half the residents will already be raped in some way. I wouldn't bother.

>> No.10599499

>>10599489
Didn't you hear? "Assault weapons" have satanic powers. They're weapons of pure evil.

>> No.10599509
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>>10599466
I do believe you have mistaken the creators of the greatest weapon in the world to be Communist trash. You best unfuck yourself before I do it for you, son.

>>10599489
Youkai sympathizer detected. You better be hiding behind at least five proxies, boy, or else you'll be getting a knock on your door real soon.

>> No.10599568

>>10599509
I really should know by now not to take the eaglefag seriously.

>> No.10599574

>>10599497

More like Gensokyo's portal will be locked down after 5 minutes of Earthlings and all Earthlings left on Gensokyo would have to be exterminated.

>> No.10599625

>>10599509
Not using glorious Mosin Nagant in the name of murderkube. For shame.

>> No.10599681

>>10599380
>9376
>6
I don't think that's kog

>> No.10599702

>a portal to Gensokyo is found
and the scumspecies would be immediately removed from the premises

>> No.10599705
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>>10599376

Your German cosplayer is shit

>> No.10599724

>>10599702
Actually, according to the PMiSS article on Outsiders, it appears evident that there would be strong youkai in the waiting that would quickly devour them.

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>>10599724
Then we would need to hire professionals

>> No.10599929

>>10599705

Only an English girl could portray Alice.

>> No.10600005

>>10599929
But the English are germanic...

>> No.10600125

Of course I do. I don't have many attachments here.

>> No.10600189

so, Gensokyo, the land where Japanese mythology come to life and take the form of girls, and none of the inhabitants speak Japanese?

seems legit

>> No.10600198

>>10600005
You meant celtic anglo saxon and slavs

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>> No.10600228

>>10599489
>The humans that the youkai of Gensoukyou are worried about are the ones who channel the power of gods, and stuff like that. Those are an actual threat.

WW2 showed that the United States could defeat an incarnate "god" with the power of the atomic bomb. If Japanese gods are a threat to them, then they have no chance against AMERICA.

>> No.10600237

Depends. How hard is it to become immortal? Can I just steal a hourai elixer or something?

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>>10600228
We'll bring FREEDOM to Gensokyo. 10/10 would re-enlist and lead my troop to run over the charred remains of youkai scum after multiple ICBMs.

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