What is ZUN thinking? What if he gets shot while in Americas?

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Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:26:28 2013 No.10584154 [Reply] [Original]

What is ZUN thinking? What if he gets shot while in Americas?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:27:28 2013 No.10584159 File: 71 KB, 240x416, wurst.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZUN is going to America?! HOLY SHIT BREAKING NEWS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:29:13 2013 No.10584167 File: 590 KB, 841x1000, 1352952524757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584154 >>10584159 Woah! What a scoop! pichu

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:29:29 2013 No.10584168

ZUN was telling the attendee on Uncanonicity of the pc-98 series.
"Before the talk begins, you must get on your knees and worship Remilia and accept that she was the first last bost of the Touhou series of games I've made!"

At this moment, a brave /jp/psie who had finished all games on Lunatic from HRtP to TD and got all endings stood up holding an old game cover.

"How canon is this?"

ZUN smirked arrogantly and replied "ZERO, as it doesn't look like any windows games I've made"

"Wrong. It's Mystic Square, your last Pc-98 game you made which featured the characters Alice and Yuka who appeared again in the Windows series making several references to their last encounter with the heroines"

ZUN was visibly shaken, and dropped his beer. He stormed out of the room.

The other attendees applauded and all began to play the games that day. Genji and Mima flew into the room and perched atop a bunch of copies of IaMP, SWR and Unthinkable Natural Law( or what the fuck it's called) and shed a shit on them, "Not canon" they said

ZUN murdered his wife and focused on returning Touhou to its old glory for the rest of his life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:31:13 2013 No.10584177 I'm waiting for the first smelly fat "Otaku" in an alice costume to squee in his face. He may commit sudoku right then and there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:31:13 2013 No.10584178 Maybe he's taking the risk to sample America's beer culture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:32:13 2013 No.10584179 Oh gee golly gosh, I sure hope someone asks him wich 2hu hed fuq.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:32:59 2013 No.10584182 File: 13 KB, 300x388, 12341235156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584159 You know, I just fucking realized that Aya wears clothes like ZUN's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:33:29 2013 No.10584184 >>10584168 tfw I love the PC-98 games and have done them on hard, and really enjoy the canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:33:29 2013 No.10584185 >>10584179 ZUN and Moot had a long conversation about that, and they decided

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:33:58 2013 No.10584186 >>10584182 Yeah, except, not really? Aya is canonically his wife, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:34:13 2013 No.10584187 >>10584178 We don't have a beer culture. Whiskey culture, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:35:14 2013 No.10584192 >>10584187 There is a ton of import whiskey in japan, it's all they seem to drink. Vodka is really hard to get.

>>	gigs !A7GLsxo4c. Fri Mar 8 17:35:14 2013 No.10584191 He should to come to NYC or the Northeast at some point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:35:14 2013 No.10584190 File: 47 KB, 500x333, 1340943353001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584168 >and shed a shit on them, "Not canon" they said

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:35:29 2013 No.10584194

>>10584185
I know it's a billion years later, but why the fuck did they even meet? moot posted a Cirno picture once, but it's not like he's a Touhou fan. He's not even wapanese any more.

I can only hope moot is still a closet weeaboo trying to look cool in front of his hipster startup friends, and when all his ventures inevitably collapse he'll apologize to us for being such a faggot, like when he deleted /n/ to save face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:35:29 2013 No.10584195 >>10584177 I can guarantee he has dealt with worse in Japan. Some interviews already have fans asking him the stupidest questions and he handles them in stride.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:35:44 2013 No.10584197 Not just that, he's going to Atlanta. It's not even a real city. I hate it here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:36:43 2013 No.10584203 >>10584191 Hey gigs, do you live in NYC?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:36:43 2013 No.10584204 Touhou is over. ZUN will get murdered by the roving gangs of niggers in atlanta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:36:58 2013 No.10584205 >>10584197 Are you going to go meet him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:37:58 2013 No.10584207 >>10584204 If he's okay, maybe Atlanta will inspire him to finally add a black 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:38:29 2013 No.10584208 I was in Atlanta once. There was a large group of blacks playing slots in the back of a gas station. I hope ZUN doesn't develop a gambling problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:38:29 2013 No.10584209 >>10584194 Of course he is. He has to put on the hipster facade because he is famous. Inside he is still the little faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:39:13 2013 No.10584210 Do they sell fumos at these events?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:40:43 2013 No.10584215 I can't wait for the truAMERICA Touhou who wears a hamburger for a hat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:41:58 2013 No.10584218 >>10584204 They tend to target white people way more than asian people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:43:28 2013 No.10584223 >>10584215 Or a black touhou

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:44:13 2013 No.10584227
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>>10584187
>We don't have a beer culture
Are you kidding me?

Anyway, ZUN has had American beer before, he posted American craft beers on his twitter before.
For one of them he said it was rather bitter and IPA intensive.
And he's right, I don't quite understand the latest IPA trend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:45:13 2013 No.10584230 >>10584210 Yes, but watch out because many of them will be fakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:45:59 2013 No.10584231 Is ZUN going to ride the MARTA (Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta)? If so, he's going to get shot ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:47:59 2013 No.10584237 >>10584227 We don't have beer gardens and bars aren't popular anymore. Beer culture is sort of dying off in the US.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:48:58 2013 No.10584240 It's best ZUN dies young. I want Touhou to be remembered as one of those popular cult games that came and went.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:51:58 2013 No.10584246 >>10584237 and pubs are being closed left and right in the UK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:53:14 2013 No.10584249 >>10584159 >wurst.png what's the meaning of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:53:28 2013 No.10584248 >>10584246 Blame pubcos and supermarkets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:55:43 2013 No.10584254 >>10584249 It means sausage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:55:58 2013 No.10584255 So is /jp/ organizing any actual meetup this time now that there is finally a worthy cause to leave the room for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:01:43 2013 No.10584272 >>10584255 Not even the Kannushi is worth wading through 3DPD for. Conventions are an awful thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:02:13 2013 No.10584274 >>10584205 Yeah I think I will. I hate Atlanta and anime conventions but I love ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:03:28 2013 No.10584280 File: 36 KB, 400x300, -1604559790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584255 /jp/ meetup? >/jp/ meetup

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:07:43 2013 No.10584295

>>10584272
If nothing else, people can serve as bodyguards. People here are always trying to portal and "brb Gensokyo ;_;" but what better way actually ensure your way there or have honorary status than bravely protecting ZUN from any potential dangers?

Some disgruntled, likely mentally deranged ex-fan troll who now hates Touhou did make lots of threats on Pooshlmer...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:21:28 2013 No.10584342 File: 664 KB, 1141x1158, 1338244578534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10584295 Why would you take threats made on poolshmer seriously? I doubt whoever it is could even find Atlanta on a map.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:26:09 2013 No.10584362 >>10584295 Why protect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:55:43 2013 No.10584730 >>10584186 If you idiots don't fucking stop with this nonsense

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:57:28 2013 No.10584742 >>10584730 What? You're going to stop your sentence mid way?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Fri Mar 8 20:34:40 2013 No.10584881 >>10584295 >implying he doesn't know kung-fu as any Asian person does.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:39:46 2013 No.10587754 Where are the archived threads for Moot and Zun meeting, anyway?

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:45:01 2013 No.10587769
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You guys doubt ZUN too much.
He is a bullet-dodging master.
That's why he's probably going to Atlanta. Gonna walk straight into the ghetto and graze everything that comes near him.

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:52:31 2013 No.10587793

>>10587769
ZUN is actually not all that great when it comes to playing bullet hell himself, otherwise he would have noticed the bugs related to high-scores or that one of Mamizou's spellcards crashes the game if you don't bomb during it, during development and testing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:56:46 2013 No.10587816 File: 204 KB, 1087x1476, 1352750195438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587793 He normally doesn't even play on Lunatic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:57:01 2013 No.10587821 Touhou 14 demo being released at Anime Expo 2013. Calling it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:13:01 2013 No.10587895 We should pool together to hire Darien Long as his bodyguard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMCfMh9hEWA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:29:16 2013 No.10587953 File: 206 KB, 728x1640, 1361868998857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587816 Man ZUN araki and hideo kojima age backwards i swear their pillermen

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:31:16 2013 No.10587964 >>10587953 Kojima stays young because of Nanomachines though.

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 14:34:01 2013 No.10587978
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>>10584154
I shall protect him with my blades that can cut even bullets.

>>10584187
Craft brews are becoming more and more popular these days. I'm sure he could find something to interest him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 21:58:19 2013 No.10589596 potato

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 22:00:04 2013 No.10589613 >>10584154 >ZUN >Getting shot He'd just graze.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 22:10:49 2013 No.10589673 File: 370 KB, 657x2505, mima1354675005990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10587816 i will force feed him his own games while being dressed as mima

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 23:28:26 2013 No.10590124 >>10587816 He did say that he is at least able to clear it, however.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:10:50 2013 No.10590609 >>10584248 >Blame pubcos and taxes Fixed. Supermarkets aren't helping sure, but they aren't the cause of the problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:14:35 2013 No.10590618 >What if he gets shot a shot glass was the first thing to pop in my head

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:17:35 2013 No.10590626 >>10584167 Nobody said it, but I thought this was a super cute post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:18:50 2013 No.10590629 >>10587816 Link to this video please

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:30:50 2013 No.10590660 can someone who lives in america tell how likely it is ZUN will get shit? is black a big problem there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:40:35 2013 No.10590689 >>10590660 He'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:44:21 2013 No.10590703 >>10590660 Don't worry. Hordes of /jp/sies will throw themselves in harms way to protect the great ZUN-sama.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 03:59:20 2013 No.10590721 >>10590660 Joking aside it's a snowball's chance in hell he's going to get shot or something.

Anonymous Sun Mar 10 04:02:05 2013 No.10590726

>>10590660
If you are asking if there is a lot of black people then yes since Atlanta is heaven to most black people and almost everything related to the city has connection to black people.

I don't think ZUN will be in any trouble though since Atlanta black people are mild mannered for the most part (other than the ghetto trash that comes from Georgia and Florida)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 04:40:35 2013 No.10590773 Everyone from /jp/ who goes needs to dress as Mima for his event or signing or question session or whatever and sit in the front row.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 04:45:05 2013 No.10590778 >>10587793 this saddens me :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 04:51:51 2013 No.10590790 File: 50 KB, 420x247, 1309587966028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10590778 Keep in mind he's still cleared all the games on lunatic. "Not being all that great" is kind of a relative statement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 05:02:50 2013 No.10590801 >>10590790 ZUN is also an insanely busy man. Working at a video game company while producing his own video games is pretty nuts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 05:26:50 2013 No.10590832 >>10590790 Oh, that's acceptable then. I feel like 1cc on lunatic would be the line I draw for him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 22:20:10 2013 No.10594414 >>10590832 And of course he'd need to play on every difficulty and try all sorts of things to test them. Just because he's playing easy mode in a screen shot doesn't mean he's only at that level.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 22:21:25 2013 No.10594421 If you sit on the title screen of any Touhou game for a while and the demo starts playing, those are ZUN's replays.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 22:25:55 2013 No.10594440 Who are ant and fang? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 21:34:19 2013 No.10598960 Why is ZUN going to the shithole called the south and not the Glorious Northeast?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 21:49:19 2013 No.10599044 Why would he go to Atlanta? What is there in Atlanta? Why did they ever have the Olympics there also? It's fucking Atlanta, go to New York City for fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 21:49:34 2013 No.10599046 >>10598960 This also saddens me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 21:57:49 2013 No.10599097 >>10584194 >I can only hope moot is still a closet weeaboo trying to look cool in front of his hipster startup friends Of course. > he'll apologize to us for being such a faggot That's never going to happen.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Mar 11 22:33:04 2013 No.10599294 So, going to AWA this year. Looking forward to seeing Yuu Asakawa and ZUN. Can't really see much else worth doing.

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