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How to pick up a Shrine Maiden.

>> No.10574883
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If you used a fork, it would go straight through and probably kill her.

Where's your superior dining utensil now, forkfags?

>> No.10574887

>>10574883
How about using a spoon?

>> No.10574903
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>>10574887
You can't grip with a spoon. Pic related. Those noodles are going to fall off. Meanwhile the chopstick-using master race are enjoying their delicious and hard-earned food.

>> No.10574915

>>10574903

Then use a fork. The miko is already dead being boiled or drowned in the soup.

>> No.10574933

>>10574903
That looks like a pleb attempt to make noodles, using spaghetti.

>> No.10574955

I eat Noodles with a fork

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>>10574887
>>10574903
Spoons are better, you can let her comfortably sit on it and lift her up.

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>> No.10575004

>>10574933
>pleb
>>>/v/

>> No.10575020

>>10574933
Spaghetti is noodles m8

>> No.10575028

>>10574878
Are you Peter Payne?

>> No.10575051
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All-in-one!

>> No.10575131

>>10574883
>If you used a fork, it would go straight through and probably kill her.
How is this a bad thing?

>> No.10575183

>>10575131
Don't cut me with that edge dude.

>> No.10578380

>>10575183
sizzle

>> No.10578409
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If you do go to a Japanese restaurant, please, I'm begging you, don't stick your chopsticks up your nose! Seriously, in researching and preparing statistics, I have looked at literally hundreds of pictures taken in Japanese restaurants. It's simply amazing how many of those snapshots show people with their chopsticks stuck up their nose! So, listen up, people, (and you know who you are), it's dumb, it's silly, you would never do that with a fork in an American restaurant, and it just makes you look like a big "baka gaijin" (stupid foreigner), so, cut it out already, OK? Oh, and another thing, don't do the Walrus Tusks, either. Trust me, that's just as dumb! Apparently, this problem is so wide-spread that one chopstick manufacturer has had to put a warning label on their wrappers!

>> No.10578420

ｗｗｗｗ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｔｈｒｅａｄ　ｓｏ　ｃｕｔｅ

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>>10578409
o-okay

>> No.10578586

>>10578409
That makes me mad too, I don't really care what you want to do but please don't embarrass me by acting like a stupid foreigner in any restaurant at all. Then comes my father who feels the need to do that weird imitation asian voice and make squinty eye jokes all the time. It makes everyone at the table look like an idiot.

>> No.10578639

>>10575020
HAHAHAHA

>> No.10578665
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Was "The Karate Kid" popular in Japan?

>> No.10580025

>>10578586
>Then comes my father who feels the need to do that weird imitation asian voice and make squinty eye jokes all the time.
B-brother?

>> No.10580038

>>10580025
LIQUID!

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>> No.10580076

>>10580075
Have you not played Metal Gear?

>> No.10580075

>>10580038
who dat?

>> No.10580092

>>10580076
No.
Poorfag who never had money for any video game console except for a snes which was only briefly owned until it was also sold to cousin here. ;-;

My parents got money, but they ain't sharing. Also, I have siblings who suck out more of their money than I ever did/will.

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>>10574883
Not if she grazes!

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c'mon man quit playin

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>> No.10582523

Mini 2hu very cute

>> No.10582534

Ahh~ I wanna taste a 2hu

>> No.10582938

>>10582534
Which part would you taste first?

>> No.10588591

More please

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