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10505495 No.10505495 [Reply] [Original]

Just remember to take it easy, til the bitter end.

>> No.10505500

I can't take it easy today.

>> No.10505506

Are we allowed to post yet?

>> No.10505505 [DELETED] 

Jannie's boyfriend dumped him. :(

>> No.10505511

>>10505506
We're only allowed to have short 2 minute conversations for now.

>> No.10505517

>>10505511
I remember this ;_;

>> No.10505558

TIL Van Gogh was a NEET

>> No.10505570

I was playing videogames and my mom told me that dinner was ready, I shouted ``Yes mom, just a minute please!'' and I forgot my mic was on. Everyone on the party heard it.
Doushio?

>> No.10505565 [DELETED] 

>>10505558
lol

>> No.10505573

>>10505570
Uh oh, now your whole party knows you're cute.

>> No.10505580 [DELETED] 

(:3)

>> No.10505590
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>>10505573
Thanks!

>> No.10505743

Could this be the last neet general ever!

I will miss you guys.

>> No.10505754 [DELETED] 

>>10505570
>>10505590
Gomenasai, but##sorry

>> No.10505756

What happened, I was doing other stuff

>> No.10505758

In case /jp/ isn't here when I get up, I just wanted to say thanks for all the fun times /jp/. Let's meet again in Gensokyo.

>> No.10505760

>>10505758
I'll see you there friend.

>> No.10505785
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10505785

Janitor is nuts.

TAKE IT EASY /jp/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnd-ttlHeuA

>> No.10505915

Just tried out the Aneros Helix. Zero pleasure.

>> No.10506092
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>> No.10506098

>>10506092
TruNEET right there. Not ugly or socially awkward or retarded. Just lazy. False neets please vacate the premises

>> No.10506105

http://truneet.com/
What the fuck is this shit

>> No.10506188

>>10506105
Tokiko's girlfriend's blog.

>> No.10506209

My tummy hurts so much /jp/...

I haven't eaten all day. ;_;

>> No.10506215

>>10506188
tokiko has a girlfriend?

>> No.10506213

>>10505785
Those fucking comments.

NEET lyfe confirmed for high schoolers who are trying to be special by saying they are NEET.

>> No.10506217

>>10506213
They are false flag NEETs paid by normals to discredit the truNEET community

>> No.10506218

>>10506215
probably a hambeast don't worry about it

>> No.10506219

>>10506209
Drink water? I don't mind not eating all day if I have some water.

>> No.10506220

>>10506219
Good idea.
You're so smart.

>> No.10506244

I'm eating the last of my cap'n crunch ;_; I don't wanna go outside

>> No.10506260

>>10506244
If you are implying you have trouble going outside just go late at night!

There is a WalMart a short walk from my house and I can buy rice SUPER cheap there and time of the night.

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>>10506244
Do you have milk, eggs and sugar? If so, why not make your own personal Flan?

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>>10506260
My brother should be dropping off a 20 pound rice bag in a few hours, I'm so excited.
>>10506264
How do you make Flan though?

>> No.10506280

>>10506272
What a nice brother. I hope you enjoee. enjoee. enjoee your rice

>> No.10506281

>>10506244
Let me tell you about going outside.

This happened two days ago on the weekend. I finally had to journey outside for food, I have no choice but to also go to the atm machine because I have no ID, I have to pay in cash.

I live in a bad area and I think I have about a 64% chance of getting shot whenever I step outside my door. When I got to the atm there was a bunch of black girls hanging around it. Literally just standing in front of it, like 6 or 8 black girls. Why the fuck do you just hang around atm machines? It made me nervous.

I had to do it though, I decided to walk up and past them, make no eye contact. I tried to do just that but I guess I accidentally pushed or brushed up against one of them, and they got pissed.

They gave me some bad looks but didn't say anything at first. I walked up to the machine and started to do my thing as quickly as possible, taking the money out. As I was about to finally leave they walked up behind me, crowding me into the machine.

I'm not even sure what they actually said, they were pissed and yelling. I didn't know what to do, I just got out of there as quickly as possible, almost running. I didn't want to actually run because I didn't want to look as pathetic as I felt, but on the other hand I also thought I should because what if they wanted to turn it physical.

I got away from there luckily, they didn't follow me. I felt like it was a pretty close call though. The bad thing is I'll need more food eventually, forcing me to go to the atm machine again.

>> No.10506288

>>10506272
Repay him with the dick.

>> No.10506304

>>10506280
I will thanks.
>>10506281
The nearest place to buy food in the night here is about 15 miles away. I live in a bad neighborhood as well so I can't take chances.
One of these days I'm gonna have to venture off to it, maybe I should get a handgun.

>> No.10506312

>>10506304
>>10506281
Living in America seems awful.

>> No.10506316

>>10506312
It's not bad as long as you're armed. Nobody tries to rob me or assault me anymore.

>> No.10506317

>>10506304
you should get a bike or a moped.

>> No.10506330

>>10506281

>atm machine

>> No.10506324

>>10506281
I hate black girls.

>> No.10506327

>>10506312
I live in SoCal so concealing a Handgun is Illegal, but if I must get food someday I wanna make it alive since I don't own a car nor have the funds to.
>>10506317
Sometimes, I hate being NEET. But I'm scared of getting a job what with me stuttering and all that. Nor do I really want one

>> No.10506335

>>10506324
All blacks are subhuman.

Just like how some species of animal are superior to others some races are superior as well.
Why can't these brainwashed zog puppets understand that these porch monkeys are a detriment to society and the real answer to slavery was genocide and not setting them free.

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>>10506272
This is how I make Flan. There may be Flan makers more experienced than me, that make theirs prettier and tastier.

Just adjust the following amount ratios for the size of the Flan you want. Put 1 liter of milk and 1 cup of sugar in a saucepan, and boil it while stirring. Then reduce the heat so there are no bubbles, and cook it for 2 hours. Stir every 15 minutes to make sure no skin forms on it. Once you've cooked it for two hours, store it in the fridge, it will thicken while in the fridge even though it won't really seem thicker than milk when it's finished cooking.

Once it thickens, take it out, and preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Then melt half a cup of sugar in a saucepan to make caramel, making sure to stir so it's consistent. Then empty the caramel into a baking dish. It will harden, but that's fine since it will be cooked later. Now, beat three eggs, then combine the beaten eggs with the milk and sugar you prepared earlier, and then pour them into the mixing bowl, on top of the caramel which has probably hardened.

Now to warm up your Flan. Put the baking dish in a larger oven-safe dish or tray, and fill it with water so there's a water basin about 1 inch deep. So you've got your baking dish surrounded by water at all sides, water inside the larger exterior dish. This is to keep your Flan nice and moist while it warms up. Put it in the oven, and cook for 1 hour.

When that's done, take it out of the tray with the water, and put it in the fridge. Your Flan will be ready when it cools. Once it has, cut around all the edges with a knife, hold a large plate against the dish, and then invert it. If done properly your Flan should fall onto the plate in once piece. If you don't do this step properly then your Flan will be just as delicious, but it won't look very much like Flan. Use a baking dish that is the right size for your Flan, so that the mixture fills most of the dish, to make this inversion easier.

>> No.10506340

>>10506327
Are knives illegal? I forgot

>>10506335
holy shit, do you come from /pol/?

>> No.10506348

>>10506335
I agree with you, but your analogy is flawed. You are comparing species (of animals) to races, which are not the same.

>> No.10506351

>>10506340
No I'm just not brain-washed by the zionist controlled government and demasculizing teachings of the public school systems.

I only go on /jp/

>>10506348
I know, I contemplated just not posting it. I can't think of anything better as I'm pretty tired.

>> No.10506359

>>10506281
Can't you go to a different one?
I walk to a smaller grocery store further away because I don't want to go to the big shopping mall nearby.

>> No.10506362

>>10506351
It's not the black people who are at fault it's the CIA for selling the black people cocaine and crack. Who the fuck do you think made the drugs?

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>>10506327
Oh I see.
I want a motorcycle but all the money for one is crazy.
>>10506335
niggers are nigger no matter the race. that doesn't make all of race A niggers nor does it make all of race B

>> No.10506373

>>10506362
I'm not disagreeing with you.
They wiped out the natives, they could have wiped out the apes too.

Fucking kikes.

>> No.10506374

>>10506364
but niggers are black people.

>> No.10506375

>>10506339
I'm gonna try this in a few hours. Thank you!
>>10506340
I do have a knife, but I don't think I could take on very many of them at once.
>>10506364
Inevitably I may have to get a job, I do have my license thanks to my mom though so I'm in the clear for a car.

>> No.10506380

>>10506375
Channel the MEoDP and dissect those chimps into 17 pieces.

>> No.10506381

Remember when people on /jp/ used "subhuman" ironically?

>> No.10506386

>>10506381
No. Just admit it already, we are transcended beings.

>> No.10506392

>>10506381
No, get out subhuman.

>> No.10506398

>>10506373
Yeah that I will agree with you on. Jews are subhuman but black people are good hard working people.

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>>10506374
there are niggers of other races, they're just called a different thing.
>>10506375
make sure to get a car with a manual transmission, theft rates go down (least if you're in the US.) plus it's fun

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>>10506381
Only White Ren (RIP) used to use it seriously.

>> No.10506397

>>10506386

>icycalm.jpg

>> No.10506403

>>10506398
Only when they have someone to tell them what to do.

They are a submissive race.

>> No.10506407

>>10506399
I will, people better watch out. Pedestrians yield to me

>> No.10506413

>>10506403
Slaves aren't necessarily bad people, they can be put to work just like good people. They just need to be guided. Being stupid is not a sin nor is it immoral, we didn't choose to be born smart so it's ignorant to pretend we are better somehow for having a higher IQ

>> No.10506423

>>10506413
Not working is the best way. The working class has all the real power. Without workers to maintain it then the society that the rich enjoys will crumble and if the workers finally decide to stop buying all of their fancy gadgets and other unnecessary items that they peddle out to us then some of the rich people will become just as poor as the rest of us.

It's like a slave galley. You whip and punish the slaves and that's their incentive to keep rowing, but if they all just decided to stop and no amount of whipping would make them continue then the ship is just going to come to a dead stop and even with all of his power there's nothing that the captain can do.

>> No.10506421

>>10506413
>so it's ignorant to pretend we are better somehow for having a higher IQ
There's no denying that someone with an IQ of 100 is better than someone with an IQ of 60.

The further down in intelligence you go the closer you get to lower order animals.

>> No.10506433

>>10506421
Fuck intelligence. I'd rather have a good honest working person than some autistic asshole faggot.
>>10506423
I don't work and neither do most black people because they aren't stupid, unlike what most racists like to believe

>> No.10506437

>>10506403

Asians and Whites have proven themselves to be the most submissive. They function just like worker ants.

>> No.10506443

>>10506433
Just because someone is intelligent doesn't mean they aren't hard working. All other things equal, someone with 100 IQ is better than someone with 60. The latter often won't be able to even understand jobs you give them.

>> No.10506446

>>10506433
>Fuck intelligence. I'd rather have a good honest working person than some autistic asshole faggot.
So? What does your latter statement have to do with intelligence? You are only strengthening the argument against idiots.

>> No.10506456

As a black NEET I thought /jp/ was better then this.

At the very least stop thinking IQ is a good indicator of intelligence

>> No.10506457

>>10506421
IQ has nothing to do with Intelligence.
Intelligence is highly subjective and it can not be objectified.

>> No.10506466

>>10506456

Too late, post neo /jp/ is just /pol2/

>> No.10506468

>>10506456
The only people I ever hear complain about this topic are those with low IQs to begin with. I think you fall under this category, judging from your less-than-stellar aptitude for written English.

>> No.10506473

>>10506456
Don't worry I'm not racist. One love etc

>> No.10506484

>>10506468
Mastery of the English language is not a direct show of intelligence either.

>> No.10506495

>>10506484
Subhumans jump to all sorts of interested conclusions.

>> No.10506501

>>10506495
>interested conclusions

english mistake time for back pedaling amirite guise?

>> No.10506504 [DELETED] 

>>10506501
lol

>> No.10506513

Stop feeding the stormtard you autists.

>> No.10506525

>>10506513
How about I feed you?

*whips out dick*

>> No.10506535

I've been too relaxed, so I'm what I am today.

>> No.10506537

>>10506495
>Subhumans
I'm not the black anon you're referring to, racism is also not allowed outside of /b/ or /pol/.

>> No.10506541

>>10506537
I would never talk about a black person like that, my use of subhuman was purely ironic.

I guess that might be a little to complex for you.

>> No.10506551

>>10506541
Ironic racism is still racism etc. etc.

>> No.10506553

>>10506551
Nah.

>> No.10506557

>>10506484
There is certainly a correlation, all the more so if it is your native tongue.

>> No.10506558

>>10506553
oh, I seem to be mistaken.

>> No.10506565

>>10506558
Thought so.

>> No.10506570

>>10506567
Maybe you should too.

>> No.10506567

>>10506565
I advise you pickup a better hobby.

>> No.10506572

>>10506570
Mines alright actually. I'm waiting on it right now, can't wait to start.

>> No.10506575

>>10506572
What is it?

>> No.10506578

>>10506572
Same here, same here.

>> No.10506584

>>10506575
I don't want to say it, you'll laugh at me.

>>10506578
Nice, nice.

>> No.10506587

>>10506584
I promise I won't. I'm sure it's more interesting than mine.

>> No.10506588

>>10506584
I won't laugh tell me not him

>> No.10506590

>>10506584
This is a BULLY FREE zone anon.

>> No.10506593

>>10506587
>>10506588
>>10506590
I know your game bullies, you'll never trick me.

>> No.10506595

>>10506593
I get bullied all the time. It's ok.

I was bullied by my internet friend today actually ;_;

>> No.10506597

>>10506595
Do you want to talk about it?

>> No.10506603

>>10506595
Tell that faggot to fuck off then. You wouldn't get bullied if you would take shit into your own hands instead of bitching about it on jp

>> No.10506605

>>10506597
I want to talk about hobbies.

>> No.10506607

>>10506605
What's your hobby? Is it /jp/ related?

>> No.10506610

>>10506597
No.
I listened to some happy music and I feel better now.
Thanks for asking though.

>>10506603
But that would make me a bully too. Screw that man.

>>10506605
Me too!
My hobbies are playing Kaijudo and collecting anime figures.

>> No.10506612

>>10506595
t-thats because youre a stupid tranny

>> No.10506613

>>10506610
It's either be a bully or be bullied, don't be a pussy

>> No.10506614

>>10506610
Post your figures.

>> No.10506615

>>10506595
>I was bullied by my internet friend
You don't have friends, retard.

>> No.10506617

>>10506595
>I was bullied by my internet friend today actually ;_;

FALSENEET

>> No.10506623

>>10506607
Besides the standard ones we all share here, one of the stranger habits I've picked up is collecting the rolls from toilet paper I use up.
I sometimes make things with them.

>> No.10506624

>>10506617
NEETs can't have friends now?

>> No.10506625

>>10506623
Care to post what you've made?

>> No.10506626

>>10506624
You can have friends but you can't be bullied like a pussy little girl faggot

>> No.10506627

>>10506624
n-no they're just not stupid enough to be bullied online.

>> No.10506628
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>>10506614
I don't have a camera, sorry.
But these two just came last week.
I was posting about them in the fig thread until janny deleted it. I was complaining about how the one on the left doesn't have pegs to stay sitting as it's two seperate parts and it makes me nervous.

>>10506617
Are you maybe mixing it up with Hikikimori? Lots of NEETS have friends.

>> No.10506630

>>10506628
Can Hikki's have online friends or is that against the rules?

>>10506627
I'm going to bully the NEET out of you.

>> No.10506632

>>10506628
nervous because I'm worried it will fall off*

>> No.10506633
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10506633

Do you guys think moot getting rid of the /jp/ janitor was the right move?

>> No.10506635

>>10506630
I think so.
This anon is really confusing me now.
My social anxiety isn't very bad though so I'm not sure how shut-ins feel.

>> No.10506638

>>10506630
i reject ur bullynig, take that meanie

>> No.10506641

>>10506635
I have severe social anxiety except when I'm anonymous online. Then I'm fine, I'm also ok with my online friends so long as they don't figure out my name.

>>10506638
That's cheating.

>>10506628
Nice!

>>10506633
Yes, /jp/ does a good job of moderating itself.

>> No.10506650

>>10506625
Most of them are stored away in a box, right now I just have a little pyramid building up until I add them to the collection.
Posting pictures would be embarrassing, one of the only things that hasn't fallen apart are duct tape goggles.

Over time I've noticed the cardboard color change even though I've mostly stuck to the same product. Either I run out of rolls to use or the colors don't match and it looks weird.

>> No.10506657

Have you guys accepted the love of our lord and savior Jesus Christ into your lives?

>> No.10506662
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>>10506657
Fuck Jesus

>> No.10506659

>>10506657
Have you accepted my dick into your mouth yet?

>> No.10506672

>>10506659
I wish I could

>> No.10506675

>>10506672
Homosexuality is a sin though.

>> No.10506676

>>10506657
allowing it to exist somewhere near you when you need it and defining your life through it are two different things.

first allows you to live like a normal, well adjusted person.

second is an insane fanatic who can't function in the society, and should be locked up in the crazy house.

>> No.10506677

>>10506675
well im a grill irl so its ok

>> No.10506682

>>10506657
too mainstream for me

I believe in the Creator

>> No.10506687

>>10506677
pfft. yeah right.

>> No.10506691

I hate when my online friends want to use mics especially when they invite people I don't know.
My voice is terrible and they keep complaining I'm too quiet

>> No.10506694

>>10506691
I play on a competitive video game team so I HAVE to use a mic.
Aside from one the players who verbally bullies me for no reason it's tons of fun!

>> No.10506701

>>10506694
what game?

>> No.10506707

>>10506701
I'm kind of embarrassed to say since it's such a casual game but Team Fortress.

>> No.10506713

>>10506707
I'll admit

I laughed

>> No.10506714

>>10506691
>they keep complaining I'm too quiet

tell them to deal with it?

>> No.10506716

>>10506713
It's not like I take it seriously. It's just for fun.

We play this format where each team has one of each class called Highlander. I play the Demoman.

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>>10506707

>> No.10506723

>>10506716
Sounds like fun, don't be embarrassed about it and don't let anyone bully you

>> No.10506729

>>10506691
It's okay John!!

>> No.10506732

I've finally got to the point where I dont know what to get with my neetbux, I've already bought nearly every video game that interests me, and I'm not big into figures or plushies so I'm kind of at loss at what to buy to keep myself happy.

Also I think my neighbours are stealing my packages, the post ends up in the lobby and everyone just puts whatever doesnt belong to them on a table but I've noticed things disappearing and a few packages not arriving when others sent the same day from the same seller did.

But yes, I'd like some ideas as to what to buy, getting packages makes me happy.

>> No.10506734

>>10506732
buy some scented candles for your room

>> No.10506735

>>10506734
What does your room smell like?

>> No.10506736

>>10506732
In a consumer culture this isn't acceptable, go to amazon.com and look at today's deals.

>> No.10506737

>>10506735
broken dreams and peanut butter

>> No.10506738

>>10506732
Start a hat collection, become a 2hu.

>> No.10506740

>>10506732
Invest the money in gold so you can retain any wealth you want to save.

>> No.10506741

>>10506732
I think you should save your money, but how about some nice headphones?

>> No.10506742

>>10506732
buy 4chan from moot

>> No.10506746

>>10506741
no, get some good speakers.

>> No.10506749

Does anyone else get muscle twitches? I woke up almost two hours ago and have been tossing and turning trying to get rid of the twitching in my left upper arm, my left lower thigh, and my left foot.

>> No.10506754

>>10506749
I get small ones when I get get enough sleep and haven't drank enough water.

>> No.10506751

>>10506732
All the fumos

>> No.10506757

>>10506746
That's also an option, but I think speakers are too expensive and you need a good setup as well to get the most out of them.

>> No.10506759

>>10506754
Wait, when you get enough sleep or not enough sleep? I was asleep for eight hours before they started. Maybe I need to drink more.

>> No.10506780

I don't want to see my therapist anymore but my mom starts to cry whenever I mention it and I wont get neet bux if I stop going.

>> No.10506790

>>10506780
Do it for your mom then.

>> No.10506792

>>10506759
not enough sleep, sorry.

>> No.10506796

>>10506780
Go there and do nothing for the hour.

>> No.10506832

I wanted to take it easy today but I hit a low point and I did some bad things to punish myself. I'm embarrassed and ashamed. Please help me make it better

>> No.10506841

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udbHehQYBc4

幼なじみの恋

>> No.10506847

>>10506780
If your getting money from it, then just keep going and do as little as possible there. Better than having no money.

>> No.10506852

>>10506757
Just save your money up for a shelf system you can attach to your PC. I have a Sony lbt-z66i and works it out fine but I do want the 99 model that's even more powerful but that's too expensive for me right now.

>> No.10506862

I can't believe its only been 6 hours and a neet thread has 160 replies.

Is it the american neets or the european neets doing this? I'm up all night nearly every night and don't see this kind of posting on /jp/

>> No.10506880

>>10506862
This always happens.

>> No.10506976

I want to get a job, but I'm afraid I'll get a rude customer that will make me cry and then I'll not want to leave my house for a bit. ;_;

>> No.10506991

>>10506976
That what I would hate if I had to get a job dealing with people. You'll always have to also deal with those people that just want start fights and be an angry asshole to everyone just because they can. But not like I'll ever get a job anyways, so the people who already have the jobs as cashiers and such can deal with that shit since to not quit after dealing with so many people like that they must have the thickest skin in the world.

>> No.10506993

>>10506976
Why would you even think of getting a job?

You shame us all.

>> No.10507055

>>10506862
Canadian NEET here, I only like anime and not Touhou games [/spoilers]

>> No.10507098

>>10506880

Really?

I admit I haven't been lurking /jp/ as much the last year.

Too busy doing neet things.

>> No.10507133

>>10506991
>You'll always have to also deal with those people that just want start fights and be an angry asshole to everyone just because they can
I'd get fired, cause I'd be the same way back.
not related but it's hard to type when your fingers are really cold ;_;

>> No.10507239

>>10507133
warm them up under your balls. That's what I do

>> No.10507300

>>10507133
At least Winter shouldn't last much longer, I've gotten used to it so even though I'm cold all the time. I learned to live with it for now. More comfortable days are on the way.

>> No.10507307

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

>> No.10507317

>>10507307
Nice! I belong!

But welfare, you sure about that?

>> No.10507320

>>10507317
Only once you free yourself from all normie dependence, welfare included, can your mind be tru and free.

>> No.10507354

>>10507307

I still don't get the welfare thing.

>> No.10507394

>>10507239
they're warm now, I just cooked some pasta up for morning dinner.
>>10507239
I don't like it when my balls are cold.
>>10507307
I like it here though, I won't be any trouble I promise.

>> No.10507400

>>10507394
Why not touch our balls together and share the warmth then?

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>>10507400
that's lewd anon... can't we just normally cuddle?

>> No.10507414

>>10507408
Fine but I'm going to touch those balls eventually whether you like it or not.

>> No.10507463
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>>10507414
please don't, they're hairy

>> No.10507518

>>10507463
shave them bitch!

>> No.10507554

>>10507463
you better pretty yourself up if you wanna cuddle with me!

>> No.10507768
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10507768

I'm a bored, slutty, suicidal transgender girl who wants to talk to you, please add me today on skype: milky.girl4

>> No.10507779

>>10507768
Wow, can that gif be even more suggestive?

>> No.10507787

>>10507768
Maybe it's time to go to Gensokyo then Ms. Suicidal

>> No.10507802

>>10507768
I love you, please unblock me,

>> No.10507818

It's ok to blog and circlejerk in /jp/! You don't even need to have otaku hobbies, just blog about your life, pretend you're a NEET and tell everyone who mentions being in education or work to get out! After all, they don't belong here, the official NEET board!

>> No.10507820

>>10507818
Discuss that with Moot-sama, not us.

>> No.10507827
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10507827

300 posts/day

>> No.10507829

>>10507818
I bet the people who always complain about people pretending to be NEETs aren't NEETs themselves.

but I won't keep you with my petty arguments because I know you are a very busy normal with no time for such trivialities

>> No.10507831

TFW I won't be perpetually financially stable to continue;

>wake up in own room/flat/house
>high speed internet
>decent food and alcohol
>fap numerous times
>sleep
>repeat (no work/study/labour/responsibilities)


Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.10507837

>>10507768
Don't add this person. S/he's clingy and weird, and tried to bully and mind break me before I got scared

>> No.10507855
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>>10506716
highlander scum commit suicide

>> No.10507856

>>10507837
She was pretty nice to me...

>> No.10507860

>>10507307
>OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/.

That's BS. Not only have we always been accepted, but how ELSE would 90% of NEETs be able of living this lifestlye?

>> No.10507870 [DELETED] 

>>10507855
justus stop it

>> No.10507884
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>>10507855
You take TF2 seriously?

>> No.10507890 [DELETED] 

>>10507831
Stop misusing the quote feature.

>> No.10507898
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>>10507884
Yes, is there a problem with that?

>> No.10507907

>>10507884
Not the person you were responding to, but i think competitive tf2 is one of the most entertaining things in e-sports. Tt wouldn't be so if people didn't take it seriously.

>> No.10507909

>>10507907
I play it. I just don't think it's serious enough for people to be elitist about.

>> No.10507918

6 and a half months till Gensokyo!

>> No.10507957 [DELETED] 

>>10507768
You are cute not slutty <3

>> No.10507978

I always wanted to get into organized crime, if I could then I would stop being a NEET and join the mafia, but I don't know how to even go about it. I'm sure they don't just accept applications somewhere, right? Do I have to do something specific to get noticed by the Don

>> No.10507980
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10507980

I a bit want a coffee or an energy drink (or even a coffee energy drink) but they usually make me tetchy and impair my ability to take it easy.

What should I do, /jp/?

>> No.10507996

>>10507980

Water. Those things are going to kill you faster

>> No.10508000

>>10507980
Get that bad bog drink. It looks hardcore.

>> No.10508015

>>10507980
>$3 for a drink
I can't take it easy at those prices

>> No.10508019

>>10507980
They don't impair my ability to take it easy, in fact when used correctly they help me take it more easy. Go for any of them, they are all pretty average. Just depends on whether you want the calories or not. NOS is the most powerful one in that pic. If you just wanna get high, hunt down a can of this stuff called Spike Shooter (you can even order it online). Sometimes for me when I don't want a whole fizzy drink but still want up my mood a bit, I just get one of those energy shots from the dollar store.

>> No.10508023

>>10507978
Me too man. We should start a NEET mafia.

>> No.10508025

It seems I caught a serious cold...

My head aches, my throat stings, my nose is clogged and I'm cold all over..

I can't take it easy like this..

>> No.10508029

>>10508025
Lie down in bed and close your eyes, soon the portal will open for you and you will never suffer again

>> No.10508041

i just want to say, i love you /jp/. through the good and the bad.

>> No.10508049

us /jp/ neets should get a house together, maybe even a mansion?

>> No.10508058

>>10508049
maybe we can pitch a show to some television producers about them filming a reality show called truNEETs. It'll follow our daily lives in the mansion and at the end of like ten seasons we'll have enough to never have to work again

>> No.10508063

>>10508041
That's fucking gay.

>> No.10508072

>>10508058
A lot of shots of people sitting in front of monitors

>> No.10508084

>>10507307
So retired folks are fine?

>> No.10508091

>>10508058
thats such a good idea fug why didnt I think of that

>> No.10508095

>>10508084
Obviously not. They're retired, not NEETs.

>> No.10508098

>>10508095
But a retired person is not currently in education, employment, training, or receiving a welfare check.
So they're fine here right?

>> No.10508146

An anon in the previous thread told me to apply for SSI so I could get back on my medication. I went to set up an appointment over the phone, I had a panic attack and cried a little.

I feel really bad but I did it. I hope I can rid myself of this anxiety soon but I doubt they will approve me. I just want to feel normal again.

>> No.10508165

>>10508146
i love you

>> No.10508168

>>10508146
Great job! I believe in you

>> No.10508171

>>10508146
Oh, and don't worry if you are denied the first time around. They deny everyone first try unless you are obviously a vegetable. On appeal is when you will get it. Just keep trying!

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>>10505495

>> No.10508174

>>10508165
>>10508168
>>10508171
Thanks /jp/, I legitimately feel better.

>> No.10508184

I went to my doctor today and he prescribed me Welbutrin because I have been struggling to get out of bed in the morning due to my depression as of late.

Is that a good drug? I have no drive to do anything, I'm too depressed to even fap or play video games anymore.

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>>10508146
Hello, if you ever want to talk please add me on skype, I'm a depressed transgender girl

milky.girl4

>> No.10508193

>>10508184

If you tend to have anxiety/panic attacks Welbutrin may exacerbate the situation. It's an "upper", not a "downer" like most other antidepressants.

>> No.10508204

>>10508193
I do have anxiety and panic attacks all the time, I used to take Xanax as needed, but I stopped because I couldn't afford my prescription anymore.

The doctor gave me it because he said I need to be more lively. I agree with him on that, I can barely do my daily functions anymore...I just want to lay down in my bed and cry all day.

>> No.10508209

>>10508098

>or receiving a welfare check.

some autist just made that up. There are plenty of people here who receive welfare.

>> No.10508212

>>10508192
I appreciate the offer but I'm very boring and more than anything I have some serious anxiety problems so there's no way I could do it yet.
Thanks a lot for the offer though, don't be so depressed, you at least seem like a nice person to me. I'd like chat with you if I wasn't so crazy.

>>10508184
It didn't work well for me but different drugs work for different people, I really hope it works out for you.

>> No.10508214

>>10508209
Only normals receive those. Kindly remove yourself from jp.

>> No.10508216

>>10508212
Don't worry I'm crazy too but if you ever feel lonely please feel free

>> No.10508218

How often do you guys shower?

>> No.10508221

>>10508218
2/3 time per week.
Don't shower less than that or you will feel gross and become very negative.

>> No.10508222 [DELETED] 

>>10508218

I showered just a few minutes ago.

I was my weekly shower.

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>>10508218
Never, but I take a bath every night.

>> No.10508229

>>10508218

I just got out of the shower.

I shower once a week. You caught me at a good time.

>> No.10508230

I've been neeting since I broke up with my gf 2 years ago and now some other girl appeared in my life and now I can't take it easy anymore, what should I do

>> No.10508231

>>10508230
get the fuck out, normalfag

>> No.10508232

>>10508231

It's bait. don't bother.

>> No.10508236

>>10508230
suck his dick faget

>> No.10508238

>>10508231

I don't want to fight about it but if I'm a normalfag you should consider youself one too

>> No.10508241

>>10508230
...

>> No.10508242

I sent a package to my internet girlfriend the other day.

>> No.10508244

>>10508218

When my hair gets so greasy it's uncomfortable and ichy.

>> No.10508247

>>10508242
yeah thanks for that bro

>> No.10508248

>>10508232
>>10508241

Could you guys respond seriously? I wasn't trying to bait or troll, I'm sure a lot of people here had some trouble with internet girls

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>>10508248
>>>/v/
You'll either fit in here or they'll fall for your shit.

Either way you might want to
<<<<<

>> No.10508256

I'm drinking beer and playing cawadooty while naked.

This sure is the life.

Now I'll watch some TV and then drink til I pass out.

>> No.10508255

>>10508218
About once per week.

>> No.10508261

>>10508218
Every day, nothing better to do

>> No.10508265

>>10508253

Why should I? I like /jp/ because I follow japanese culture and this thread because I follow a neet lifestyle, just wanted to share that, is it that bad?

>> No.10508267

>>10508253
Why do you redirect him to a video games board? Wouldn't it make more sence to redirect him to /adv/ or maybe /r9k/?

>> No.10508275

>>10508265
Yes, it's bad. If you were familiar with the board you'd know relationship talk is frowned upon.

>> No.10508292

What do you guys normally eat? I've got a Cucumber Lime Gatorade and Strawberry Hi-Chew here and will be making pizza for dinner.

>> No.10508309

>>10508275
No, not really. Normal bf-gf shit is hated(and correctly so) but If it's true love, no one here would object..probably...

but then if it was a true love he wouldn't be talking about it on the internet...and certainly not here of all places...so yeah, it's a stupid bait

0/10 not even funny write a story next time

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>>10508292
I always eat healthy. Whole foods (tomatos, potatoes, bananas, no processed stuff), no sodas, cookies, chips, or anything like that. I get $150 in stamps, so it's enough to last me for a whiles, anyways.

I just made this:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/eggplant-parmesan-sauce-recipe/index.html

I dunno, Cooking's fun to me.

>> No.10508318

>>10508292
candy and clementines and painkillers and juice

>> No.10508319

>>10508292
>making pizza

I buy my pizza frozen then heat it

quick, cheap, delicious

then you can add some ingredients, of course, but ti's still far quicker. why would you bake it from scratch?

>> No.10508322

>>10508275

Didn't know tbh, obviously I knew the "i wanna bang sum gurls" attitude would be quickly banned (socially) here, but since I met the girl playing videogames and know I feel I can't take it easy anymore I wanted to sure, won't tho tho, thank you

>> No.10508327

>>10508322
GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY FAGGOT

jesus christ how straight forward do we have to be to you?

>> No.10508328

>>10508322
>and know
and now

>to sure
to share

sorry for the typos

>> No.10508329

>>10508317
If you cook for yourself, why cook healthy?

>> No.10508332

>>10508327

But I won't, I like the board and don't care if you tell me to gtfo, you will never know again who I'm since we're anonymous so it's okay, but you should take it easier

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>>10508319
A pizza like this has been on my mind for a while now but I can't find this style in my city so I'm going to try making it.

Doesn't it look tasty?

>> No.10508334

>>10508332
We'll be able to tell pretty easily since your dipshit writing style stands out.

>> No.10508339

>>10508332
I will call you a faggot every time you post and I read it don't worry. Now leave the thread beta false neet pussy bitch

>> No.10508345

its a beautiful cloudy, rainy day here and i wanted to take it easy but my left testicle started hurting like crazy. i ferl terrible and even the slightest movement down there makes me gasp lame girly moans of pain. fuck.

>> No.10508347

>>10508338
It looks tasty, if you take away the grass someone accidentally dropped on it.

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>>10508329
Well, it might not be as tasty as "junk" food, but it's still pretty good.

The main reason is just that it makes me feel better, and along with the meds lessens the severity of my depression. Overall, it's not really bad.

>> No.10508349

>>10508338
It looks like a pot pie or something. Can you eat it with a spoon?

>> No.10508350

>>10508338
In all seriousness, it's the best looking pizza I've ever seen.

>> No.10508360

>>10508345
maybe it's high time to get rid of it?

you'll look more girly...unless you're too old even for that

in that case, you'd have to suck it up

[url]literally, grandpa[/url]

>> No.10508364

>>10508338
you kidding me?
margherita is the most basic pizza ever

but I dunno who left a piece of white shit in the middle

>> No.10508365

>>10508347
The sauce is pretty much just tomatoes so the basil seems pretty necessary.

>> No.10508370

>>10508360
im turning 25 in less than a month so i certainly feel like a grandpa already.

>> No.10508390

>>10508370
Happy early birthday! Speaking of which how old are most of the NEETS here?

>> No.10508395

Where is the NEET irc channel, I keep hearing about it but I have never bothered to try and find it

>> No.10508396 [SPOILER] 
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10508396

That relatable emotion one experiences when lacking a girlfriend. Perhaps some of you are familiar with it?

>> No.10508404

>>10508396
No. I am familiar with that feel that YOU don't belong here though lel.

>> No.10508408

>>10508396
r,eddit pls go

>> No.10508410

>>10508408
>>10508404
rused

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>>10508408

>> No.10508417

>>10508411
Just threw up in my mouth a bit.

>> No.10508420

>>10508417
I thought /jp/ was a bully free zone

>> No.10508423

I hate college kids so much. All they do is whine/complain and think they're better than everyone else.

I hardly meet a decent person that goes to college.

>> No.10508427

>>10508420
If you go to raddit, get out of /jp/.

>> No.10508443

>>10508420
Fuck you.

>> No.10508440

>>10508423
I'm not a decent person and I don't go to college, what do I win?

>> No.10508446

>>10508420
>420
nice number dawg

>> No.10508449

>>10508443
No, fuck YOU, man.

>> No.10508452

>>10508423
Lets be honest, you're on /jp/ thus you don't meet enough people.

>> No.10508458

>>10508452
I meet plenty of people through online gaming.

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>>10508440
>college

I hope you meant uni.

>> No.10508463

>>10508461
In American college means University.

>> No.10508464

>>10508461
I don't think they draw the distinction in USA

>> No.10508475

>>10508461
Why are you judging people about their education in a NEET thread?

>> No.10508479

I've been basically masturbating once every half hour all day today, semen doesn't even come out when I orgasm anymore, but I have nothing better to do

>> No.10508485

>>10508479
That's not healthy...

>> No.10508486

>>10508479
Doesn't your willy hurt?

>> No.10508484

Does having a boyfriend make me a non-NEET?

>> No.10508489

>>10508486
nope.

>> No.10508491

>>10508479

There's nothing bad in it, I masturbate like 8-9 times a day, it helps to deal with the depresion a lot

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10508514

Did I miss anything, what happened?

>> No.10508526

>>10508514
janitor went ape and moot capped him

>> No.10508579

>>10508578
Feel both.

>> No.10508578

>>10508390
34. I don't know whether to feel happy or sad

>> No.10508587

>>10508390
19
been a NEET for almost a year.

>> No.10508592

>>10508479
I'm a lewd slutty trans girl and I do the same damn thing. I would go out and find real dicks to breed with but I'm afraid of people!

I pretty much spend all day in bed in a constant state of touching myself

>> No.10508610

>>10508592
go away milky girl you tranny freak, you look like a little kid and dont belong here

>> No.10508693

How do I stop having cold feet

>> No.10508695

>>10508693
socks

>> No.10508701

>>10508693
wear socks

>> No.10508705

>>10508693
cocks

>> No.10508714

>>10508695
>>10508701
but my feet are cold even with socks and shows on help me please it hurts guys please

>> No.10508716

>>10508714
sit on your feet

>> No.10508718

>>10508714
you might have NEET-bane (diabetes)

>> No.10508767

>>10508484
please respond
am i still a truneet

>> No.10508790

>>10508767
probably

>> No.10508890

>>10508578
What spells can you cast?

>> No.10508914

>>10508714
haha anon is going to get his feet cut off from diabeetus

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>>10508461
I went to a community college faggot

I bet you actually finished High School instead of getting your GED

>> No.10509650

>>10508890
Summon Caseworker, Agoraphobia 5, and I have Vitamin D Deficiency passive.

>> No.10509951

>>10509650
What are your base stats? How many asspies can you solo?

>> No.10509982

after a awfully long and tired day of dropping people off, picking people up, and buying groceries im finally taking it easy. being on my bed under the covers with my heater on in my boxer briefs and tshirt browsing /jp/ at 7:30 is wonderful.

>> No.10509984

>>10509982
You're a truNEET bus driver?

>> No.10510006

>>10509984
no but i feel like im my family's taxi driver sometimed.

>> No.10510011

I can't gather the courage to message someone I added on skype.

Why is it so hard to meet people?

>> No.10510048

>>10510011
Because you don't do it often

>> No.10510173

/jp/ I'm exhausted. There hasn't been food in the house for the last three days and I nearly made myself sick today eating bad pork I found.

Should I drink an energy drink to get my energy up and forget about my hunger, or just give into the exhaustion and go to sleep?

>> No.10510275

>>10510173
Sleep will make the pain go away.

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>>10510173
Speaking of pork, I wonder what Sudo bacon would taste like.

>> No.10510930

>>10508767

Yes. A couple people here are bitter and go nuts, just ignore them.

>> No.10510982

>>10510930
It disqualifies him. Stop getting his hopes up.

>> No.10510994

>>10510982

No it doesn't. As long as the significant other is also a NEET.

>> No.10511107

>>10510994
The high truNEET council says you're full of shit.

>> No.10511203

>>10511107

I had sex with my NEET girlfriend today. We met on internet relay chat. Double the neetbux double the fun.

>> No.10511905 [DELETED] 

/jp/, is it normal to get prescribed a short term medication for anxiety disorders when you suspect that you have depression? Is it what everyone starts with? My psychiatrist said that this is only for a start. When do the antidepressants come in?

>> No.10512262

>>10508242
i sent her my package too dude

*grabs dick*

>> No.10512789

>>10512262
did it hurt?

>> No.10512988

These threads are so awful when they're on the front page.

>> No.10514948

>>10510173
Go to McDonalds and take the unwanted food from people's plates before they chuck it out.

>> No.10514951

>>10511203
Is she cute? Give pics.

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