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You'll never guess what happened to me at Japanese class today /jp/.

I was full of determination and dedication. . I was surrounded by funky, sweaty spandex clad fat asses and amped up narutards overdosed on pocky and yet I remained composed. I was focused; I had tunnel vision and the only thing I could see is me becoming PERFECTLY JAPANESE NUBIAN SEXUAL CHOCOLATE. I, not unlike an asian man, began writing in japanese and performed 2 hours on an exercise completing almost all of it. I was in a state of euphoria and slight delirium. Determined to FINISH FIRST, I decided to push myself a bit more. Initially, everything went smoothly: I was able to do all of the work without any trouble and then IT HAPPENED. The instructor told us to answer a question "Page 43" he said. The question itself wasn't that difficult, but apparently it stimulates one to fart uncontrollably. The minute I got on to this page, I began farting machine gun style. I hoped that no one heard it, but they did. I resisted the urge to bolt from the class, but I think it's safe to say that I won't be seen in Japansese class anytime soon.

>> No.105000

nubian...?

>> No.105012

sexual...?

>> No.105013

chocolate...?

>> No.105018
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NINE THOUSAND?!

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105026

WHAT THE FUCK?

>> No.105038

>>104989
JAPAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

>> No.105055

I'm so confused

>> No.105072
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105072

What the hell?

>> No.105090

THIS POST WRITTEN ON ACID

>> No.105091

ONO HOMICHE GASSERU!

>> No.105111

Just tell them thats how you raise your hand in Japan. You just wanted to say the answer outloud.

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>> No.105143

>>104989
Is it bad that I can make some sense of this?

>> No.105158

IT REALLY HAPPENED! I SWEAR GUYS!

>> No.105210

Hahahahaha

>> No.105267

best thread on /jp/

>> No.105295

bump for what

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You'll never guess what happened to me at Japanese class today /jp/.

I was full of determination and dedication. . I was surrounded by funky, sweaty spandex clad fat asses and amped up narutards overdosed on pocky and yet I remained composed. I was focused; I had tunnel vision and the only thing I could see is me becoming PERFECTLY JAPANESE NUBIAN SEXUAL CHOCOLATE. I, not unlike an asian man, began writing in japanese and performed 2 hours on an exercise completing almost all of it. I was in a state of euphoria and slight delirium. Determined to FINISH FIRST, I decided to push myself a bit more. Initially, everything went smoothly: I was able to do all of the work without any trouble and then IT HAPPENED. The instructor told us to answer a question "Page 43" he said. The question itself wasn't that difficult, but apparently it stimulates one to fart uncontrollably. The minute I got on to this page, I began farting machine gun style. I hoped that no one heard it, but they did. I resisted the urge to bolt from the class, but I think it's safe to say that I won't be seen in Japansese class anytime soon.

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