/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

yo nerds the rebel INS here to drop some knowledge

when you white people start saying danmaku you dont look fly as you think

its clear to a nigga with a keen eye (every nigga has a keen eye) that youre trying to sound smart and otaku and shit

yo dodge the danmaku look at all this danmaku
shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself

cant help but feel bad for kids who dont know how to act

peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494149
i fugd ur mom nigga

[sage No.]

nigga get an education plUHease

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

i come through my loco style from vocal could not peep with pairs in bifocal !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494164
play me as a joker i be on u like a house on fire smoke ya

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

>>10494170

crews act they kawaii anyway
be like
warrior, come out and play!!!

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

i post on /jp/ like smokin jo frazier the hell raiser, eatin ramen of all flavors

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

well im a sire, i set the comment box on fire, posting styles vary, and carry like mariah, i come from the /jp/ slums, and this board im from is comin through with nuff otaku, and NEET bums

so if you wana come testin, sweatin contestin, you get a sharp piss bottle to the mid section

[Anonymous No.]

Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your thread, you better duck
Coz Anon is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm shitpostin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta /jp/

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

i be trollin and postin my style is awesome, causin more internet feuds than richard dawkins, and that survey thread? its dead, now ask me which 2hu FUCK instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494196
that was actually dope dude

scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

kickin the fly cliches, tellin punks to go back to /a/, happens to make my day

[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhou knows the sickest rhymes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494201

[Lenfried most ichiban boyfriend !xQm9.FabbA No.]

good old days, namsayn?
lemme take you on this lyrical high real quick.
2013 exoticness, knowmsayn?
lets get technical, where your onahole at?
Get into that shit, aight? YO!

Started off luna dialin, mostly i was smilin but /jp/'s wilin, "sakuya a shit" reports filin'
back in the days of '08 now, still never had a date now, so anon gotta get a name NOW
Ignorant and mad young, peeped a Lenfried thread once got that "MOE MOE" kimochi and felt one
Yeah my posts were shit till I was 19, catchin props like "THATS THAT TRIP!" gettin adds on steam
Anonymous life was grimey, real-life grimey, and niggas know that habit's behind me

Day one yo, growing all up in the ghetto now I'm a Lenfiend, jettin to Komiketto!
in Saitama yo no doubt your man got into crazy haps, pushin my rhymes amongst the japs
So if your computer's stacked up better get your 2hu folder backed up, cause these dudes wanna know which one FUK

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-pvQSyo

[Anonymous No.]

You say danmaku, I say bullet hell.
You say otaku, I say nerd.
You say hikikomori, I say NEET.
You say eroge, I say visual novels.
You say onigiri, I say rice balls.
You say anime, I say cartoons.
You say manga, I say comics.
You say doujinshi, I say comics.
You say doujinsoft, I say independent games.
You say lolicon, I say pedophile.
You say dorama, I say drama.
You say ecchi, I say lewd.
You say hentai, I say porn.
You say yaoi, I say gay.
You say yuri, I say lesbian.
You say Touhou Project, I say Project Shrine Maiden.

98% of /jp/ are weeaboos who use Japanese words even though English equivalents exist for them in most contexts.
Repost this and add to it if you are one of the 2%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494275
good lord...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494279
The shit he mashes up together is unparalleled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMEjA_Ku8

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494277
You say tranny, I say futa
You say internet games, I say netoge
You say erotic, I say ecchi
You say 2chan, I say futaba channel

98% of /jp/ are clueless westaboos who don't know where the fuck they are and should be executed.
Repost this and add to it if you are one of the 2%.

[Anonymous No.]

Niggers are not otaku culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494296
You say westaboos, I say non-faggots.

0.01% of /jp/ (you) is a turdburgling sperglord.
Repost this if you weren't born with crippling homoautism.

[Anonymous No.]

so i was playin the touhou
and fiddy cent comes up to me and is like
"dmx why you play that dodgan bullet loli animu gaem"
and i said
"because fiddy i like ta dodge them bullets. unlike u."
"why you gotta do it with a loli"
"i dunno"

[Anonymous No.]

>INS never released a God-tier solo album despite being one of the best members of the Wu

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494277
>You say manga, I say comics.
>You say doujinshi, I say comics.
Actually lold at that one.

You say "oniichan", I say brother.
You say "aniki", I say brother.
You say "niinii", I say brother.
You say "onii", I say brother.
You say "oniisan", I say brother.
You say "otouto", I say brother
etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494368
This doesn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

best thread on jp

[I just made No.]

You say Hoenn, I say Confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494372
It makes a great deal of sense.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure Wu Tang are all massive nerds. A lot of project offspring are because anime is cheap or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494373

Hoenn was good but I'm one of those "it had too many water routes" guys.

I really want more outside snowy areas. I'm a sucker for those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494417
I know, as much as I love Hoenn I'll agree that it had too much water, I feel its water would've been excused if it had much more variety though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494417
Heck yes dude. I would love a region that is covered predominantly in snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494281
>>10494275
PLease someone reply to these

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494699
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494807
Please, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494816
It feels like too much work for thinking of a response. So no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494820
O-ok if you s-say so...