/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

NEET thread.
NEET anthem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANItFkM2XM8
What measures have you taken lately to avoid work and human interaction?

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I really had to shit the other night but I didn't want to go all the way to the bathroom and I had a fresh trash bag handy, so I just shit in the trash bag and threw it in the can outside when I was done.

I went out to take the can out to the side of the road, and oh my god it smelled stinky. It must have been cooking in the sun for like 48 hours, and it probably didn't help that I had eaten Taco Bell and had a mild case of diarrhea.

Hopefully some of my fellow NEETs will heed this warning and not get broadsided like I did. If you shit in a trash bag and leave it outside, it'll get really stinky after a day or two. Your neighbors might even smell it and then you'll be that guy who shits in trash bags until you move somewhere else or get new neighbors.

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>>10492118
He's still alive.

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Holed up in a cabin till the cops came

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>>10492113
Thank you for the warning.

[Anonymous No.]

happy drunk friday
my parents won't let me have internet after 10 PM so I have to hack the router to hang out with my internet drinking buddies
Oh well, worth it

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzuTwuAALEw

I've been watching this lady make food. It's relaxing.

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>>10492143
Why don't you live by yourself? And if you aren't 14, why do your parents impose an internet 'curfew' on you?

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>>10492120
Dental records say he ain't.

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>>10492149
Why on earth would you think that most NEETs live alone?

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Asked in other thread. But did one of you eat Sudo?

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>>10492151
Freedom to take it easy. truNEETs don't care about any social interactions and would rather not be pestered and prevented from shitting on the floor by family right? Granted family may sometimes cook and clean for you but other times it's not worth the tradeoff.

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I faked university rejections.

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>>10492164
How are you supposed to live alone if you don't have any money?

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>>10492169
truNEETs have jobs.

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Lie about going to university and lie about applying to jobs.

Time is running out.

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>>10492169
Parents/inheritance+autismbux. Or just one of those. Some parents really subscribe to the out of sight, out of mind thing. Seeing the 'shame' in the same house everyday can grate nerves.

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I'm still fixing up my grandfather's motorcycle. I took apart and cleaned the carb a few days ago, changed the spark plug, changed the oil and got the enging turning over last night, and today I'm cleaning the gas tank, cutting a few replacement gaskets that have corroded, and replacing the fuel line. After this all that will be left is the battery.

I am excited to get it running but I hope it's not really loud or something.

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>>10492113
You're a disgrace to Agiri-san, you scum.

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Last night I slit the back of a tinkerbell goodnite open and stuffed two luvs size fives inside. It was great, I soaked them all and snuck out before anyone woke up to throw them away. That was the biggest diaper I've ever worn. I also just bought a cloth diaper just to wear for fun and not pee in since I don't think I could regularly sneak washing it past my parents. Maybe I could wash it in the jacuzzi.

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>>10492149
>Why don't you live by yourself? And if you aren't 1
As an incentive for me to move out.

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I've been trying to apply for medical/financial aid since I have some mental problems but my severe anxiety is preventing me from calling the government or going to the office. I don't know what to do about it. I have a panic attack when I pickup the phone to dial them.

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>>10492191
Nice to hear from you again!
Take some nice travel photos when you're finished, okay?

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>>10492213
Can you write letters to them? That might be best.

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vidao not available in my country

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>>10492222
I really wish I could email them but in the end I'd have to either talk on the phone or go into an office sometime.
I don't even care about the financial aid I just want my prescription back so I feel less insane.

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>>10492203
That's a pretty shitty incentive. It's funny how most boomer parents can't into technology either.

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>>10492237
Worth a shot explaining your position. They might have ways to make it easier for you. If not though, I guess you're going to have to go somewhere eventually.

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>>10492257
I'll do my best to make an effort of calling them.
I keep telling myself I'll call them on a good day but I get so scared when I pickup the phone.

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>>10492265
You have any uppers left? If so, use them to give you a boost.

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>>10492271
No, I've been medicated my entire life until recently. I've been off them for a year because of insurance reasons, and I don't have any left. It was fine for a while but everything is worse now, all I do is sit in my room every day. I did this before but I wasn't afraid to leave it or talk to people outside of the internet when I was medicated.

I didn't mean to blog. I hope nobody minds.

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>>10492150
Never forget

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>>10492308
Good until the awful Hollywood ending.

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>>10492285
Nowhere near highscore. Didn't reach Hollywood levels of badass either. Credit for trying though. We'll never know if he was truly in the right and his supervisor even if guilty will just get a slap on the wrist. Made me rewatch Law Abiding Citizen though. Still good.

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>>10492310
Wanted something more like Shooter?

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I was wondering if anyone else had this problem, I can't stop thinking about my past mistakes. I've been like this since forever, when I try to sleep or when I'm just alone with nothing going on I'll start to think about all my past mistakes, some very small and some big ones, but it's like I can't forgive myself or get over them. I go over them over and over and over in my head and I wish I could just stop thinking about them but I can't

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>>10492346
This happens to me as well.

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>>10492346
try meditating, it will be hard in the beginning but it's great for emptying your mind when you don't have any media to do it.. Also try imagine yourself in another world or come up with stories around your favorite characters, daydream I guess it's called.

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>>10492365
It's not like I have anything to lose, I might give meditation a go

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I'm watching this voiceover voiceover video:
http://youtu.be/cb-tgLUABxA

The people are being bullies, but the video itself makes me wish I could do a cute girl voice and roleplay with myself. This is exactly the sort of thing that looks cheesy and pathetic "in third person" but would be fun as hell to do and watch back.

How can I have a girl voice, /jp/? Are there any guides or anything?

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>>10492346
Alcohol helps.

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>>10492430
Cut your balls off.

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>>10492442
Does that actually change your voice and such or is that just some idiom?

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>>10492203
Not surprising, boomers can't into logic. They think that the world is still the picture-perfect rose garden it was in 1950s America.

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>>10492430
Maybe you can try method acting. Put on that frilly girl dress.

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Finished my therapy sessions either half a year or a year and a half ago, which after typing that, dawns on me as being pretty bad that I can't tell which one, my sense of time is completely gone, it's embarrassing when you catch yourself not knowing how old you are without going through the mental arithmetic.

On the plus side, I don't have to keep going outside again, so it's been relatively peaceful, if guilt-ridden. I'm "fortunate" enough to have a family that seems to unexpectedly care, which came as a shock originally. Now it just makes my leeching fill me with guilt.

I wish I could live alone, my therapist said I was sick enough to get autismbux, but it's too scary to jump through the hoops to get.

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>>10492470
I don't think I can sound like a female, though. When I try to girlize my voice, I get stuck on a "lump" like when there's phlegm in your throat.

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>>10492471
>it's embarrassing when you catch yourself not knowing how old you are without going through the mental arithmetic.

I've done the same thing, and I only know what day it is because of the dates near post numbers

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>>10492458
But some of them are still living in the rose garden having lived with a standard of living future generations may never see across all classes. They should check their privilege.

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>>10492471
>>10492483
Does anyone have mental "anchors" of how old they are? I can't really explain it, but in some situations (particularly social ones) I see myself as 15 and would give my age as such, in others (formal occasions) I see myself as 19, and in others (legal contexts) I see myself as 21, though I'm older than all three. Not that I end up in these situations often, but that's how I see myself in terms of age in those scenarios. Maybe someone can relate, or perhaps I'm just mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck /jp/ is slow tonight. Literally five of the latest replies on the front page are mine.

Is everyone literally at the club?

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>>10492494
Sometimes, yes. I don't think I'd ever verbalise it, since I usually end up running things through my head before speaking these days, but I distinctly remember times back when I had a decent grasp of what age I was having to think "Christ, you're xx not 18 anymore".

That said, I had the same problem when I was a kid - during my childhood I seemed to think everything happened when I was 6.

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>>10492494
I still feel like I'm in my younger teens a lot, it doesn't help that I'm a bit on the shorter side either.

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>>10492502
I like slow /jp/, it feels like it's got a lot faster these past couple months, or maybe that's just me

I like it because it's one of the few slow boards I browse, and I can keep up with tons of threads if I wanted without worrying about losing track of the conversations

Also it's nice when there is a thread that has maybe 200+ replies on /jp/, I can take my time and read them all and not worry about there being 100+ more by the time I'm done

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Sometimes I actually consider hanging out with teenagers. I think that "alternative" (scene/emo/etc.) teenagers would be less judgemental and cool with an older friend, or at least I could lie about my age.

Then I remember that for all their attempts to be different, they're still normalfag human beings who fuck each other and would make me an outcast because I'm not identical to them.

[Anonymous No.]

What does this chair feel like? It's a lonely seat being a parasite. Oh /jp/ you disgusting assholes I wish I could kiss everyone of you NEETs. I'm exactly in the same position you assholes.

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>>10492502
What a horrid thought to think that the majority of current /jp/ are actually normals with things to do on a Friday night, satirizing the rest of us.

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>>10492430
wow, that video was hilarious.

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Is it one of NEET problems to grow female hips with slim male body? I know that there are many of transexual NEETs out there. But I have heard that even they can't develop hips with hormones. I got hips and flat tits now for no actual reason. What the fuck guys, am I going to grow lizard tail next or something? All this is pretty awesome though.

>TFW hormonal imbalance

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>>10492524
Remember that people are always laughing behind your back, no matter what, and you won't be bothered that much by it anymore.

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>>10492544
I've got skinny arms, small hands and small feet, but big hips and some extra fat around my lower stomach. I blame sitting at the computer 24/7 for this

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>>10492449
It depends on your age. If it's done before puberty yes it changes.

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>>10492532
Those two are old guard SA goons that pioneered the "let's play". Now they just relentlessly mock the retards that have hopped on the recent Youtube "let's play" bandwagon.

If you've got time to spare, their videos are certainly worth a watch.

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>>10492552
But dude, I got abs! I am averagely sporty. All my fat gathers around my hips and butt. That is not normal. I look almost like female Auschwitz victim.

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>>10492430
http://youtu.be/ThTMD_fzpy8#t=6m16s

That's so cute.

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>>10492578
>I look almost like female Auschwitz victim.
>I got abs
>Has fat hips and butt

I don't think... Anon, are you using doujin as accurate representations of history again? We've been over this.

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>>10492573
It's silly though because Slowbeef's videos are everything he makes fun of.

I guess he has the excuse that he did it first so LOL LET'S WATCH A CLIP FROM "24" GUISE wasn't seen as dumb yet, but it's not like the teenagers they poke fun at watched the entire back-catalog of Let's Play.

Basically someone needs to Retsupurae Slowbeef's Let's Plays.
(Diabetus however has been a funny motherfucker since the start, except in that one Link to the Past hack where the guy playing was an actual aspie).

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>>10492143
Is milk one of your internet drinking buddies?

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>>10492544
I've just gotten skinnier over the years but no wider hips. My arms and legs have gotten especially skinny, maybe because of atrophy.

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>>10492591
Is this the Lord Autismo himself?

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>>10492624
I like to think this is every /jp/er in a nutshell, except this guy had the confidence and lack of self-awareness to upload it for the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

It appears I won't be able to study IT next year because I already have been dropped out for truancy which means no more support for me.

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>>10492608

Who s this angel?

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>>10492365
>meditating
should i try blazin some kush too brah? xD

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>>10492647
It's 3D, you can't love it faggot.

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>>10492544
Taking female hormones will develop your hips in time

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>>10492652
don't make me break out that picture of some 2hu bitch that says ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>>10492647

Official /jp/ idol of 2012 - 2013

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>>10492590
No. I am fucking serious. Though to be more accurate, maybe I don't look exactly like walking skeleton. But I am still very slim. I'm not very much into that doujinshi stuff. I am actually much into working out. I think this is something to blame supplements and soy for... Now when I fap on my back, I can feel my A sized tits bounce.

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>>10492663
You work out, are slim, and yet you have bitch tits? That's mindblowing.

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>>10492663
O..oh my god. You haven't been to /fit/ have you? They will literally turn you female if you do what they say for long enough

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>>10492430
I have girl voice

random people over the phone mistake me for a woman..I have to keep explaining to them that I'm not
I also don't have a visible adam's apple and it may be connected to that
there isn't a day I don't fear that my voice will get more manly or that adam's apple will appear in time
theoretically, I'm quite some time past the puberty and it shouldn't but....
anyway, I'm going to subject myself to hormone therapy to stop it

I already stopped fapping a month ago(previously used to fap every day many times soft and dry..then learned about dihydrotestosterone)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueWMlqMi1tc

That feel when your internet celebritydom hits so low you have to collaborate with an actual child.

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>>10492663
>and breasts
Anon, you ARE that doujinshi stuff. Or a monster.

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>>10492674
How do you feel about the whole thing? Are you happy to be treated as a girl, or does it feel degrading?

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I hate that I don't have the right face shape or voice to be the little girl. It's not that I'm particularly "manly", just very obviously male. The best I could pull off is the whole creepy transvestite thing, which isn't what I want. I want to be cute.

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>>10492687
I'm happy. It's also sorta funny

but it gets inconvenient, sometimes.

for example, to get a therapy I had to make a lot of phone calls, and each time...

now when I speak with people over the phone I sometimes change my voice to avoid such wasteful misunderstandings

hmm..well, you can say I'm no longer a typical NEET, given how much interactions I had with the outside world last weeks
I even registered at jobcenter to get welfare since I can't really on my parents for something like that

in fact, I'm ready to lose my NEET life at least temporarily, if it's necessary for the sake of treatment
however, I hope that won't happen-I'm cutting the costs whenever it's safe to cut, for example, I'm not going to pay for gender dyspohria diagnosis if I can avoid it(I don't need it since I am not interested in surgical gender change), etc.

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>>10492706
you look at it wrong

even people with "right" bodies can't hope for much
if it's possible to recognize it doesn't matter whether it's very obvious, little obvious, half-obvious etc.
and it's always possible to recognize, unless you changed gender in childhood.

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>>10492708
>I'm not going to pay for gender dyspohria diagnosis if I can avoid it(I don't need it since I am not interested in surgical gender change), etc.

So wait, is the twist that you're a biological female? I don't get it.

What sex were you born as, what gender are you now, and which does your voice sound like?

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>>10492720
male
girl voice
going to take hormones
not going to cut off my penis

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>>10492666
>>10492671
No guys... I've been into working out since my late teens, since my growth stopped. I didn't even know anything about 4chan at the time. I just worked out to be strong a manlet and ate some supplements. Now in my twenties I look like a ninja chick.

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>>10492717
There are androgynous boys, though. But when I say boys, yeah, I usually mean actual children. Still, there are some grown-ups who are gifted with being ambiguous, in a cute way, not in a "oh god what" way.

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>>10492717
I'd argue he's looking at it in a better fashion than the people who delude themselves into thinking they're successful when crossdressing.

Better to realise that you won't be able to be the little girl you wish to be, rather than becoming some unsatisfactory, half-way monster.

>>10492720
What? Sounds like he wants to be feminine but has no interest in going through some gender changing surgery that would just make a mess of him.

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>>10492723
besides, it's not that surgical operation is necessary for anything
and I can't afford it anyway

gender changes costs are
10% doctor
10%psychologist
5% medicines
75% surgery costs

or even more then 75%, depending on how many plastic surgeries you want to make
reshaping facial features, permanent hair removal, etc it all costs A LOT

on the other hands hormones are cheap as hell and you're only going to pay the most for the doctor who is going to control your treatment

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>>10492474
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbaj4tIX1kw

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>>10492734
>I'd argue he's looking at it in a better fashion than the people who delude themselves into thinking they're successful when crossdressing.

Yes, this is pathetic.

And sad.
I read some of the transsexual blogs and shit and it's absolutely horrible what these people come through
the never ending anxiety whether they are recognized or not..shock when other people insult them or realize their biological gender...shit, I would never like to go through something like that

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>>10492739
And that's without mentioning that surgery is far from advanced enough to deliver pleasing results.

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>>10492486
They won't becuase they're older than you, and by cirtue of that fact, they know more about life than you, and in any situation, you are wrong and they are right.

That's boomer logic in effect.

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>>10492474
no experience, that's why
it requires a lot of practice and most people can't learn it on their own without the help of a specialist

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>>10492655
For some reason it is the most difficult part.

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>>10492758
well, you're not going to change your bones if that's what you mean

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>>10492756
Yup.

As much as I'd love to be the little girl, I'd never be satisfied with the shadow of the ideal that science can manage.

I'd rather have my satisfactory, albeit wasted male body and a fantasy, than the broken dreams that surgery / hormones can deliver.

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>>10492762
what is? I'm not sure I get it

are you saying the most difficult thing is the time it takes?

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>>10492770
hmm...I'm not sure you got me right

it is always worth to try, if that's what you want
but if the results are not okay, there is no reason to force it
no reason to lie to yourself and others

if you are able to come through all the treatments and, upon unsatisfactory ending, accept it and return to your biological gender, then it's mighty fine

most of transsexuals can not

these people really believe that "they were born in a wrong body" and that only now they can truly be "themselves"
this is what is sad

for them, it's not the matter of appearance
it's the matter of identity

these people label themselves as psychological male/female instead of simply "me".
they have been messed up by the sick psychologist's artificial creation called "gender identity"

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>>10492680
I'm a mutant...

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>>10492165
Jesus. This post is /jp/.

Anyway, I've been making, battling with, and refining teams over Pokemon Showdown the last couple days just to prove to myself that I could get good at something if I really wanted to. But I get violently upset when I make even a single tactical error during a battle. I think it exacerbates my feelings of worthlessness.

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>>10492790
I think certainly some people, if androgynous enough, can preserve that androgyny through hormone treatment.

But when I hear of people trying to go as far as to transform their genitalia via surgery, that's where I think a line should be drawn. Science hasn't evolved enough to deliver results that will be satisfactory, better to achieve what is achievable and become happy with that, rather than trying to take another step that's just going to be a constant reminder of how you can't be what you want to be.

Likewise, some people (the majority), can't achieve pleasing results through hormones - it's better to believe you were born in the wrong body and accept that, not try to change said body when science isn't capable of giving you the right body, just an inbetween mess.

By the time most people are at a stage where they can actually pursue hormone therapy, it's too late for it. Better to realise that than delude yourself when the unsatisfactory ending is inevitable.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Slept until 1PM and played video games. I'm currently drinking.

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>>10492807

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Does anyone ever randomly get drowsy and get a boner?

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>>10492857
only when i got to the archive and read moetrons old post

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>>10492807
wwtd

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>>10492862
I guess I just get really horny after I eat.

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>>10492857
I'm sleepy all the time and end up browsing through erotic sections of pixiv out of boredom constantly, if that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning friends!

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>>10492866
I can't stop browsing pixiv either.

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>>10492866
please give us interesting tags

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>>10492869
I don't favorite users, they sometimes reciprocate, which is embarrassing. I just have browser bookmark tabs full of them.

I'm worried lately though, my two favorite artists left after the Chaos Lounge malarkey, I then began stalking their twitter feeds, checking on them multiple times daily.

My favorite hasn't posted anything in 36 days, I hope he's okay.

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>>10492869
pixiv is worse than meth. I bookmark something, and then it recommends me more stuff to bookmark, and this keeps growing into an endless cycle.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Slept until 1PM and played video games. I'm currently drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got work in an hour, but can hardly considered work since I only do a handful of hours every two weeks. Even then, the thought that I actually have to leave my house and interact with people for several hours gives me massive anxiety.

I'd quit but I'm still clinging onto the hope that I will be able to break out of this and eventually settle into a position where I have income just enough to live and not have a stressful job. Continuing this job just makes my resume look passable since I'll have months of experience at this "job".

[Anonymous No.]

So... Can any trans-anons give me hints on how to stop my mutation? Should I go to doctor? Or just chill and accept it?
I don't really got nothing to lose or to gain.

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>>10492877
he's okay

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>>10492885
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10491664#p10491735

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>>10492874
Depends entirely what you mean by interesting, if you mean interesting in terms of finding interesting art - I've found セーラー服 is the best tag by far, you'll have to churn through a fair bit of generic stuff, but it's helped me find some of my favorite artists with "unique" styles to them, it's a motif that lends itself well to interesting art.

If you simply mean "less than obvious erotic tags", then I'm not sure how much I can help - when you want obscure erotica it means delving into fetish territory usually. You can have イカ腹 if you want though.


>>10492903
Yay.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10492915
Yes, the post was deleted. The janitor in his infinite wisdom has just now realized that I was permabanned over a year ago it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

so what should be my first step into NEEThood in Canada?
I can't mooch off my folks and purely surviving on OSAP loans for uni.

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>>10492932
Yet two years before that a mod told us to stop picking on you.

How the mighty have fallen.

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>>10492940
Win the lottery.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10492942
I was permabanned for ban evasion when I evaded the ban from a /mu/ mod for posting Yukko in his shitty thread a day early. I was never banned again after that until recently.

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>>10492945
how do I guarantee that I win?

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>>10492951
Sticky threads are circlejerks. Why would you ever post in one?

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>>10492951
Man, I still remember when you were banned for like two weeks. Everyone made such a big fuss that we got to have two weeks without you.

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>>10492952
Choose the winning numbers.

Not a lot of people know this trick so keep it to yourself.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10492960
Because I don't care, just like I don't care that I'll likely get banned for 30 days or another permaban tonight. I'll just evade it again, I only even bother posting anymore when I've been drinking because /jp/ is total shit and beyond redemption.

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>>10492961
You stupid fuck you just revealed this secret to hundreds of people

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>>10492970
Well aren't you so jaded and moody.

/jp/ in terms of content is no different to it was 2 or 4 years ago. Some catchphrases and in-jokes have changed, that's it. If you want your STG or VN threads, they're there. If you want a different thread, make it. The fact is, you don't. You only blog in NEET and video games threads, so you only have yourself to blame.

Now either shape up or shit out.

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>>10492977
>/jp/ in terms of content is no different to it was 2 or 4 years ago.
It looks similar these days, but you can tell the difference.

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>>10492977
I don't know if I'd go so far as to call it "no different", it seems noticeably worse to me.

That said, it is the same in that there are half decent threads and you just have to wade through shit to get to them, there's just a little more shit than there used to be and it smells worse. The good things haven't gone and the place certainly isn't irredeemable.

[Anonymous No.]

Sudo is on the path to his own destruction.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10492977
>/jp/ in terms of content is no different to it was 2 or 4 years ago.
It's much different, actually. The shitposting threads outnumber the legit threads by far, and the moderation is even more inconsistent than it was years ago.
>You only blog in NEET and video games threads
I post on-topic in them. I haven't spammed anime screencaps in a long time, and I never did it in legit threads to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally, I am glad to see Sudo finally getting punished for his shitposting and be on thin ice whenever he posts. I always asked him to stop spamming but he never did. Now the staff makes sure that he can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10492993
Like, ninety percent of obvious shitposting is the work of around five people. It's the slightly bad posts and threads that's everybody's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493002
If he's to be believed, he got permabanned not for any of his everyday posting, but for what is probably the dumbest offense ever.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10493002
>I always asked him to stop spamming but he never did
I only spammed in off-topic metathreads.
>Now the staff makes sure that he can't.
Except they can't, because I don't have a static IP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493017

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493020
The fact of the matter is that you never stopped breaking rules, and trust me, it's much easier to ban someone than it is to change your IP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493021
The only reason I didn't evade that ban is because I had the good sense not to post in that thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, the suns coming up.

Goodnight(morning?) /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493028
good morning

[Anonymous No.]

SUDO IS HERE!!!!

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10493025
Posting anime screencaps in a metathread isn't against the rules. I never did it in on-topic threads.
>it's much easier to ban someone than it is to change your IP
It takes 1 minute, I can go and make coffee in that amount of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493037
Whether it's a metathread or not does not matter. Spamming anime on /jp/ is, and has always been against the rules. I kept telling you this, and you kept spamming. Now you can't post easily at all.

You got what you deserved.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10493039
>Now you can't post easily at all.
But I've been doing that the past hour or however long it's been. I got blocked from posting once but I haven't been banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493042
For the first time in weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

Can they ban individual tripcodes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493043
He probably just stopped posting as much because /jp/ is shitty, not because resetting a router is a daunting task. More than a few people are in that boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493050
They can, but this is only generally done to spammer spammers, not just shitty off-topic posters.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10493043
I've barely posted in weeks because I stopped drinking for a while. This whole thread derailing could've been avoided if my initial on-topic post hadn't been deleted. I wouldn't have posted in the thread again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493059
Or if you had never posted in the first place, or continued posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Leave it to a tripfag to shit all over a thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493065
not the NEET thread ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Got to love how the shitposters switched the thread to some tripfag's posting instead of staying on topic. Ban their asses too.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10493065
Leave it to anon's to be completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493059
>I've barely posted in weeks because I stopped drinking for a while
Considering you're posting again, does it mean you're off the wagon once again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493083
start with this guy please

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493084
why so internet hurt

[Anonymous No.]

Sup NEET, working hard?

[Anonymous No.]

Most people in the world are chronically dehydrated.

Try taking a sip of water every few minutes and see how you feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493167
Like I have to pee a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMq4XGtZ4

[Anonymous No.]

I took a bunch of sheets and towels down from my window. I hadn't seen sunlight and smelled fresh air in 9 months. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a shitty day. I wish someone would spoon-feed me applesauce. That is all I want right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493380
that sounds like it would be really nice

[Anonymous No.]

Tried to clean my room but failed when pizza man delivered faster than I thought. I ate too much and fell asleep, thus failing at my attempt to clean. I'm going to die from the pile of pizza boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493409
You should get more organized, I have most of my junk tugged away in one big pile in the corner of my room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493042
Sudo... you only come to /jp/ and post when you're DRUNK? I know quite a few messy drunks. I must say you're quite coherent when hammered. Glad you weren't eaten either.

[Anonymous No.]

I think i'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome, after about an hour of computer activity my wrists and lower arms just start to hurt to the point where I can't even play touhou. What am I going to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>10492120
I doubt it.
The conspiracy being Dorner fled into the woods and left a hostage in the cabin. The LAPD having burned down the cabin realized they murdered a hostage so they said it was Dorner and let him go.
It's a bad theory though. Dorner would be killing more people if he got out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493531
Or he could be laying low for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493531
Killing uninvolved civilians would totally destroy all credibility of his platform of taking a stand against corrupt law enforcement bullies. That couple who were former hostages said Dorner insisted he was trying to clear his name. Just that. He didn't kill or viciously beat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493557
I'll tell you what. If a masked vigilante approximately six feet tall covered with horrible burn scars starts murdering police officers in the next ten years, I'll assume that Dorner survived.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone wish they could like force daydreams to be more realistic? to the point where they are like delusions or hallucinations.

Also I might be mixing a set at a local club in march. Should I put in a /jp/ related song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493670
I just wish I could dream period. I never dream, or if I do I never remember them when I wake up, or remember having one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493670

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493674
Most of my dreams consist of me getting chased or dying or just generally getting hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493691
I always have dreams about licking a loli's vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

I went outside today. Some teenagers drove past and yelled "get a pimp!"
I don't know if they were yelling at me or the old guy sitting on a bench nearby.
Why do normals think things like this are fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493815

Sorry to hear anon, IRL people are aggressive and scary.

Yesterday I went outside for some milk, I timed it during school hours in the hopes it would be quiet outside

No luck, apparently even adults act like school kids now. Had some guy double my age shout things at me, call me names, his friends laughed.

Why?
Why do people do these things?

Just remember /jp/ is your friend and we care for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493825
Normies are close-minded and strange.

[Anonymous No.]

Bad things always happen in my dreams. It is better when I don't have them.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a sad dream too

In the dream, it was May. My birthday is April

I was very sad, because even though I have no friends my mother usually remembers my birthday.

Several people from my family turned up and I asked them: "hello, did you know it was my birthday? But mom didn't give me a cake or anything... howcome?"

They just laughed at me.
Laughed in my face.
"Why the fuck would anyone remember your birthday? hahahh"

I thought about it, and they were right. Why would anyone?

Not like I ever really cared about my birthday, and I still don't, but in the dream it felt very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

my lack of interactions with other people for the past 10 years has caused me to idolize internet friends

putting pussy on the pedestal so to say


;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493825
It makes them feel superior and raises their status with their ape minded friends

>lel that nerd got rekt, prob ran home crying

[Anonymous No.]

I took a picture of my face for the first time and I found out that I am SO UGLY. It's no wonder that I can't get a job. It should be illegal for people like me to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494335
They have these things called looking-glasses that let you look at yourself in real-time without having to take a photograph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494352

I have very bad vision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494367
They have these things called glasses etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494335
I think I look okay in mirrors but then I see a picture of myself and I'm like a fucking ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494335
I know how you feel.
You could always try different hair styles or glasses or hats to detract attention form your face. I do that. Or use makeup. You'd be surprised how much of a difference things like that can make,
And even if you can't improve your looks, ive known people who are ugly who can be successful. a lot of it is how you carry yourself.
(I just find it easier to act or be confident and happy when I have makeup on.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494376

I laughed. I'll look into buying some glasses. It might even hide some of my ugly face.

>>10494393

Which one is the real you? The one other people see you as I mean.

>>10494404

I'm going to buy some makeup next month. I'm underweight but my face still looks kinda chubby. Hopefully makeup will help reduce how chubby my face looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494335
I know that feel. Frequently I remove all mirrors and glance away from any reflections. Can you believe I'm 21 and already balding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494467
>Can you believe I'm 21 and already balding?

I know that feel.

I have a widow's peak and my hairline overall is receding. It makes me look like I have a huge forehead unless I grow my hair long at the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494467
>>10494481

This world is a cruel one. We can be beautiful in our dreams at least.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not balding, but I am thinking about shaving my head (with a razor, I don't have anything else).
Have any of you ever done this? Does it look bad? I have to go outside with some regularity, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494525
what sort of climate do you live in, anon? a shaved head is a blessing in the summer, but if it is chilly where you live, your head will be constantly cold

and yeah it looks weird unless you are muscular. people will think you are a nazi. wear a hat outdoors

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494525
You'll probably look like a cancer patient if you're as skinny as I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494528

It is the hottest month of the year here now, 26C average. Now would be the perfect time to do it.

>>10494529

I am concerned about this. Also about looking like a skinhead or something, not that they still exist as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494457

Me again.

I just found a weight scale thingy. It says I'm 107.6 pounds. I think that's about 49kg. I'm 5'5" (165cm?). How much more weight can I lose before dying? I want to lose as much weight as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494467
I started balding when I was 13, dipshit

masturbating it soft and forced 20 times a day caused an overdose of dihydrotestosterone while successfully drained me of normal one

that means I don't look nor sound manly, I don't have manly facial features, but I do have excessive body hair and balding on head

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493825
post me a picture of how you look like and I can give you a coherent explanation why these things happen to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494536

I have decided to buy some proper hair clippers. I'll clip it to a #4 at first and then go shorter from there, rather than recklessly shaving it.
I will report back with my thoughts later if I become courageous/foolhardy enough to do it today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494630
just buzz it with the shortest setting. I do it every couple months to keep it short. your head will immediately start feeling cooler

I had shoulder length hair before this, and honestly it's been a huge relief

[Gomenasai, but !!U7WY41TIAcG No.]

>>10494628
He's ugly, no need to rub it in, douchebag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494645

>I had shoulder length hair before this, and honestly it's been a huge relief

I have hair below my shoulders now, I keep it back with a bandana of sorts. It is irritating because it blows in my face sometimes, so I hope I can mirror your success.
I'm still going to buzz it longer to start with. I have never done this before so I don't want to rush into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494628

Obviously it's because I'm ex-hikikomori and I still look full hikki. Don't brush my hair, pale skin, walk awkwardly, blah blah blah. Unattractive to begin with.

So yes, technically I know why it happens. It's because normalfucks think the way someone looks is an excuse to scream at them in public like mindless chimps. Rhetorical question. Although I still think "why?" because I don't think this is an acceptable answer. Human nature is so disgusting sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Something Awful goons and LUEsers put "SA" or "LUE" after their usernames on other websites? For example, I always see YouTube users with names like "MaxwellSmithSA" or "VizorLUE".

Should I start putting "4CHAN" or "JP" after my internet handles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494735
I assume it's just because the name without SA or LUE tacked onto the end was taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494747
I can see how numbers after names are annoying, but why did they choose website names?

[Anonymous No.]

My ear hurts when I clench my jaw
My neck hurts when I swallow

I don't want to have to go to a doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495059
I'm positive I'm going to need a root canal on my back molar. The only thing I'm worried about is it spreading to my jaw bone and getting very serious, How long can I wait until I have to go? I have been chewing on one side of my mouth for about 2 years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495059
Unless it's a life or death issue, you shouldn't have to. See if it goes away after a year or 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>that feel when your parents phone your ISP and request a copy of your web browsing history under the Data Protection Act

My parents are fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495108

How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to buy some blackout curtains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495117
23.

The account's in their name and they pay the bills, so there's nothing I can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495121

That's fucked. You need to change that as soon as possible.

>>10495124

I put some insulation over my window the other day. You can't see anything if the monitors are off, it's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495108
Why the fuck would they do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495108
3xwq6u3

Its a tiny url link, paste it after the /


Use this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495124
Any experiences using these? What is it like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495126
They're just fucking crazy. They keep asking me why I'm a NEET and what I do all day online, I've always said I'm looking for jobs and I don't really do anything (or some other cop out answer). So yesterday they decided to phone my ISP and request a list of the sites I've visited. Apparently they have to pay £10 and then within the next few weeks, they'll be emailed or posted a list of all the sites I've visited in the past six months.

>>10495131
I feel like I want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495139
What's the worst they'll find?
What are you going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495153
>What's the worst they'll find?
I don't know. I'm not sure if it'll be a list of URLs or just domain names (I use my ISP's DNS servers). Can any experts help me out here?

>What are you going to do?
1. Try not to cry.
2. Cry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495139

What is up with people making life unpleasant for others? There's no need for it and it's unpleasant for everyone in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495153
Is it bad that my mom would probably not be surprised nor really care about what she'd find in my browsing history?

She'd probably just say "Yeah, he's a weird one...oh well".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495139
you are not funny

and in case you are serious, you are not welcome here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495167
What are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493084
Why does neo-NSJ cherry pick which posts of yours to delete?

Is she on her period? **Inb4 yet another impotent ban request**

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494676
> Although I still think "why?" because I don't think this is an acceptable answer

At least you recognize that your explanation sucks.

Listen, no one insults other people because of their appearance. Even the most disgusting hobos don't get insulted because of the way they look. There must be some other reason. But look for it yourself, I'm not your therapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495220
>Listen, no one insults other people because of their appearance.
There are limits to how out of touch with society you can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495176
I think that story is so over the top retarded that I questioned whether it's for real or just some joke.

I find it hard to believe an adult person can behave like elementary school kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495232
>I find it hard to believe an adult person can behave like elementary school kid.

>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495229
I'm not talking about elementary schools, of course.
That's a whole different reality, given how everyone is bored and 12.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10495206
Take a closer look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495238
Weirdest shit happens in /jp/, but every time I read some REALLY over the top stuff like person shitting on the floor instead of in the toilet I still find it hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495220
>Listen, no one insults other people because of their appearance.

Wait, what? Yes they do.

[Anonymous No.]

that feel when kids shout at you "get a haircut!"

that feel when you shave your head and kids shout at you "baldy baldy baldy!"

there is no justice in this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495156
It will be a list of URLs in all likelihood, because that's what simpletons want to see when they ask their ISP for a list of sites visited.

[Anonymous No.]

do you guys ever touch yourselves.. i mean down *there*

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495249
fucking idiot. you never do what people tell you to. people are evil, you are good. fuck the people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495281

Only when I put my socks and shoes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495281
sometimes when i pee i have to touch my ***** to pee in the bottle or bowl and not on the floor

only maybe 5 or 9 % of the time though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495240
How much do you eat on average? I find that I always eat alot less ever since becoming NEET. My appetite for sweets and ice cream has also decreased.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any code word I can use if I want to get my hair cut by a haircutsman but don't want to have a conversation? Some sort of trick like that thing in elevators when you hold the close door button as you press the floor number and it skips other stops. Like maybe you say "I'll have one hair cut, and hold the mayonnaise" and then the hair cutter just gets right to it without saying a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495294

I don't think there is any such code. That is why I am buying hair clippers today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495294
Tired/something of a headache/sleepy today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495298
That's a good idea, but I want my hair to be cute.

>>10495299
Okay but is that a normal thing to say? I don't want the man to think I'm being rude and do a bad job on purpose because I was rude. Imagine telling a waiter you can't afford to tip him before the meal. He would be a bad waiter at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495308
You're overthinking it. They'll always ask you how it's going or your day was at the start. That generic opener gives you the chance to tell them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495294
As long as you never start conversation yourself or ask any questions that don't have to do with your hair, they get the hint pretty fast. Act uninterested in anything they are saying.

>how was your day
>fine
>...(silence)

~done~

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495319
Maybe the barber is really self-concious and thinks there's something wrong with him when his client is uninterested. Please consider that when going!

[Anonymous No.]

The man at Subway keeps trying to get to know me. It's the only place where I have to interact with a human instead of a machine, and he insists on asking me about my day and work and stuff. I'm super passive so I just go along with it and make up lies like I've been at work. I'm worried he'll rope me into going out with him or something because I'm exactly the sort of person who would get roped into that and just silently not want it.

Is there any way I can get him fired? I don't want to have to stop going to Subway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495327
That's retarded. You are not a hairdresser, and I doubt you have even been employed. Apathy in customer-employee relations is standard. Nobody cares.

protip: go to a real barbershop, not some cheapass unisex place

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495331
Tell him about your (fake) significant other when you get the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495331

Just go to another Subway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495331
Employees never want relations with their customers beyond "buy our stuff". He's being nice because you are a regular and he is just going through the motions. After you leave, he doesn't give a shit about you.

If you want that subway dude to stop being annoying, start being short towards him. One word responses, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495331

No offence and sorry if I'm wrong but you are trying too hard right now. All I get from your post is "tee hee, the subway man likes me but I'm a NEET~~doushio :))". It's like an imitation of what you think a /jp/sie should be. If someone asked me about my day I would fucking have a breakdown and leave the store in a mess. You are a normal in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495139
At least you are aware that your parents are the crazy ones, and not you. That means they haven't beaten you with their abuse yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495332
>protip: go to a real barbershop, not some cheapass unisex place

The one time I did this it went terribly. Their assistant person brought me a drink and chatted with me while the barber was finishing up someone else's hair. Then we played PlayStation together for a little bit and it was super uncomfortable. Then the actual barber was even worse. He shampooed me and shaved my face and did all this stuff I didn't ask for, all while trying to have a casual, chummy conversation with me. I felt like a social rape victim.

I guess this wasn't a 'real barbershop' but some trendy new wave of male hairdresser's, but I much prefer the transactional nature of a barbershop where you just walk in, sit down, get your hair cut with an optional conversation, then leave.

[Anonymous No.]

What hobbies do my fellow NEETs have? I want to do something with my free time other than browsing the internet mindlessly for hours and then falling asleep at my desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495336
There's only one.

>>10495339
I get that, but I don't want it. I'll continue to buy sandwiches regardless of how friendly he is towards me. I get that I'm different to most people, but I don't know how to signal that to him.

>>10495346
Not really. I'm certainly not comfortable doing it, but I can handle straightforward transactional talk like answering questions about what sandwich I want. The other employees do just this and it's fine, though I still feel anxious. It's just this one guy and when he talks I feel trapped. I could just run away, but that would make more of a scene than if I just quietly answered. I also don't handle embarrassment well, so if I ran away I'd never be able to go to Subway again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495354
nooo you went to one of those treny-ass expensive places. A friend recommended a hairdresser/barbershop and made me go to a place like that. They are dumb as hell.

What I meant by 'real' was traditional. Sorry for confusion. I've been going to a local barber for about 4-5 years now and it's all work no chit-chat.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get haircut

[Anonymous No.]

How does a waxing work? Do they actually touch you at any point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495361
Video games.

Image collection? Not sure if that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495388
I guess they have to.

It's funny because people make all this fuss about touching and whatnot, but if you go to the doctor's about some genital problem or get some hair removal treatment, this has to occur.

[Anonymous No.]

>have gone to local barber place since I was a little kid, two brothers run it and they're both elderly
>place is small, never anybody else there when I go
>all of a sudden they close, find out one of the brothers dies
>forced to find a new place
>mfw only other hair cut place close is a unisex huge chain place with an all female staff
>haven't had haircut in two years

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495408
traveling for a good haircut is worth it

[Anonymous No.]

I pretend to be deaf

[Anonymous No.]

I worked for the past 2 1/2 years (apprenticeship) and am a content NEET for 1 Month now living with my parents. How can I drag the time until working again most efficiently?

I have no clue how to fool someone in that matter. since I always been honest and stuff, but working kills me inside. Feels like it eats my brain.

Do you have any advice for me?

[Anonymous No.]

I have an abnormally large head. Like huge.

I just thought I'd put it out there.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495489
My family used to call me big head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495472
i don't understand

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10495292
I don't get it. Are you being ironic or are you really this stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495472
Tell them you've had a mental breakdown and need 2 years to recover.

You're getting in touch with your "spiritual side"

[Anonymous No.]

>E-100s and AMX50bs one shotted left and right with the new Brit TD

this thing is amazing, pls no nerf

[Anonymous No.]

Neet threads always turn into homosexual circle-jerks. Everyone hates you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495507

??? I was only asking a simple question about food Sudo, jesus no wonder you're always banned and drink so heavy. You can be a real cunt

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10495555
I'm not Sudo.

btw wicked quads

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495548
and I can't get how much of this is serious and how much is a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495472
that's way too fucking low man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495556

my browser crashed immediately after posting so the power contained must have been great, I really should have posted one of those "only quads can kill sudo" images.. it might have actually worked

and why do you deny who you are??? you're using his trip ffs

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>10495633
I'm not using a tripcode.

[Anonymous No.]

My grandparents came over to visit today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495654

well i got dubs and quads so i can handle this shocking revelation but try not to mess with things and cause so much drama next weekend ok pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495656
How many pissbottles did you fill?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that there are no time travelers showing up because this area is another dark age, or because they can only travel back as far as when the first time machine was invented?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495730
time police

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495749
Are there meta time police who police the time police?
Are there time revolutionary groups who the time police have to stop?

Does it all just balance out?

Like if there are other parallel universes, how come there isn't a universe where they have discovered how to travel to our universe? Is there another parallel universe where they stop that parallel universe? What if a parallel universe wanted to destroy another parallel universe? Is there an "opposite" parallel universe that protects that parallel universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495730
You can only travel to times when the machine existed

Therefore until one is created we will never see time travelers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495730
Because how far you can go "back" in time is based on how far the two places are away. You can only travel towards the more "true" time of B from A. Since the version of B you can see is 1 year older per lightyear far it is.
If you live on A and it is Tuesday and on B, which is 24 lighthours away, it is also Tuesday.
If you had a telescope on A that was pointed towards a calendar on B, it would say its Monday on B. But if you took a rocket ship from A to B that traveled faster than light, when you arrived at B you would see it is actually Tuesday.
The problem is, if you looked back at A from the telescope on B, you would be able to see yourself doing whatever you did on Monday.

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>>10495397
I don't go to doctors.

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>>10495798
This. It's like a telephone. You can't just "phone" the middle of the desert.

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>>10495814
They want to help you anon

here, take some antidepressants and call me next month

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>>10495828
I rarely go to doctors but I went to mine last year for eye/face twitches and feeling like I was being spun around. He immediately asked if I smoked marijuana and when I said no he didn't believe me and said he wouldn't give me anything because I haven't seen him in so long.

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>>10495836
>he didn't believe me

how very professional
but it's also your fault for not giving him more info

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>>10495846
No bullying

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>>10494663

Clippers obtained. I'm scared though, I just watched some videos and it looks harder than I thought.

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>>10495889
You should get something like this.

Basically you use the razor to trim sideburns and whatnot, and you just set a length on the round thing, and rub it over your head, then it cuts your hair to that length. The only downsides are that it cuts your hair fairly short even on the longest setting, and it means all your hair is the same length.

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Ok /jp/, one of my relatives died, left me with a little sum of money and an apartment. The money is not much only enough to buy another apartment, but not enough to live a work-free life.
Should I invest the money in the stock market? Or just let it sleep in the bank until I need it?

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>>10495904

Hmm. I just spent $45 on a regular clipper with a bunch of attachments, I don't really want to spend any more.
I think I might just have to do it short all over, it seems like the only thing I could get right. Do you think a number one cut all over would look strange?

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>>10495911
if you're confident in your ability to trade then stock market
if not, bank so at least you can pull it whenever you need. or maybe a mutual fund.

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>>10495921
I don't know shit about the stock market. I'm pretty good with money though.
At least I have enough time to study on my own before i start. But I'm very afraid of failing, that money made my life a little longer.

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>>10495911
Any money in a bank slowly deteriorates from inflation.

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>>10495936
This. You'll end up losing money because the interest is negligible.

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>>10495912
Just use the longest guard, shave your whole head, and see how it looks.

You're not going out anywhere any time soon, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I like my long hair.

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>>10495944

I have to go outside to get food fairly often. Also I am going back to university in a few weeks; I realise that disqualifies me from the thread, but I am here for old time's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

What could be more relaxing than a day on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I usually like my hair shorter because it dries faster, but currently it's about the same length as Ai Nanasaki's and I think it's kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I think long hair is nice but I can't stand it during the summer

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>>10493670
Psychedelic drugs, Marijuana, Meditation, there's also some weird method where you tape golfballs to your eyes and put the radio on static.

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>>10495963

I ended up doing a #2. It looks surprisingly okay, but needs some neatening up.
I am going to find something reflective and fix up the back, might take it down to a #1 because it seemed to look better the shorter I went as I went from 4 to 3 to 2.
Also I have to work out how to neaten it up around my ears, any tips would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

teaching myself python because my c++ compiler broke and i cba to find another one. hopefully i can make bill gates money with my extensive day 1 python abilities and pay rent this month

[Anonymous No.]

Lately when I have an orgasm my left lag twitches uncontrollably. It seems to take away from the pleasure. Anyone else have this happen to them?

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>>10496321

I did a number 1 (the shortest one without fully shaving it) because I figured any imperfections around my ears and at the back would be less noticable.
I'm paranoid that I may have missed a bit at the back, but as far as I can tell it looks okay. I hope people don't laugh at me or think I'm a neo-Nazi.

[Anonymous No.]

I usually smell my own feces and I pretend they are Reimu's poops!

[Anonymous No.]

Sudo, what's it like to have a 10 or even 30 minute orgasm? Your kind has gotten us beat in that department hands down.

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>>10495911
Whatever you do, DO NOT INVEST YOUR MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET. Seriously. It's one of the most competetive and ruthless games in the world, and unless you have years of experience you're going to go broke within a few months at most.

That said, you could actually spend a few years learning how to trade with small sums of money, and then if you're absolutely confident in your skills invest the rest. But seriously, it's WAY more difficult to make any profit at all than you could possibly imagine.

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what do you guys do when its really late?

1:34am right now and I'm just sitting here looking at my computer screen with nothing happening at all

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>>10497317
stare at walls
think about something to do but don't come up with anything

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>>10497317
I normally wake up around 10-12 pm so I do what I normally do (Do something then realize I'm not really good at anything). by 4-6 pm I'm usually thinking about death or those things I want but don't have

[Anonymous No.]

Very bad day ;_;

My mom went for a bike ride in the park. She asked if I wanted to come. Well, I don't have a bike anymore so guess what I did?

I got my old skateboard (lol) to tag along. In a way, it even seemed fun plus I probably do need exercise...

Anyway I needed time to get over leaving the house in such an elaborate way, it seemed embarrassing for people to see me like this. So I told mom to go ahead and I'd meet her

I went into the garden and practiced a little to see if I could still do it. I could! Yatta
Seemed easy.
But then...
I got ahead of myself...

I skated to the park ... on the way there were people everywhere ... staring at me ... a woman looked at me and her face was like "What are you doing? Holy shit you are a nerd" ... I got scared ... I tried to skateboard much faster to get to the park

I lost my balance.
I fell.
I fell right onto my face, in the middle of a road.
Cars were everywhere.
They all stared.
Everyone stared.

Needless to say, I ran home crying. When I got into my room, I was so disgustingly out of breath. I got big bruises on my knees and hands. And I had to call mom to say I was feeling too sick to come to the park...

;_;

All of this for nothing

Why does someone like me even exist.

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Very bad day ;_;

My mom went for a bike ride in the park. She asked if I wanted to come. Well, I don't have a bike anymore so guess what I did?

I got my old skateboard (lol) to tag along. In a way, it even seemed fun plus I probably do need exercise...

Anyway I needed time to get over leaving the house in such an elaborate way, it seemed embarrassing for people to see me like this. So I told mom to go ahead and I'd meet her

I went into the garden and practiced a little to see if I could still do it. I could! Yatta
Seemed easy.
But then...
I got ahead of myself...

I skated to the park ... on the way there were people everywhere ... staring at me ... a woman looked at me and her face was like "What are you doing? Holy shit you are a nerd" ... I got scared ... I tried to skateboard much faster to get to the park

I lost my balance.
I fell.
I fell right onto my face, in the middle of a road.
Cars were everywhere.
They all stared.
Everyone stared.

Needless to say, I ran home crying. When I got into my room, I was so disgustingly out of breath. I got big bruises on my knees and hands. And I had to call mom to say I was feeling too sick to come to the park...

;_;

All of this for nothing

Why does someone like me even exist.

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>>10495220
You're fucking stupid.

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>>10495249
Never change your appearance for others. When I was younger people would insult me for being fat, so I lost weight then they insulted me for being skinny. You can't win with those people anon.

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>>10496681
Used to happen to me sometimes. I don't think it's anything to be worried about.

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>>10497317
I listen to emotional music and create fictional scenes in my mind to match the music. It's fun.

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>>10498124
I want to try this. Have you got any examples of the emotional music you listen to? I want my experience to be as similar to yours as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>friends have jobs
>can't always play videogames with me

NEET problems yo

[Anonymous No.]

who La Dispute here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYk3wmHpzqk

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>>10498192
I listen to a lot of classical music and anime OSTs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PtIHBCuR-Q&list=FL96EXudVUx8-G0wTMiR53vA&index=197

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_ngJDBdMpE&list=FL96EXudVUx8-G0wTMiR53vA

[Anonymous No.]

I just ordered a PSP, what translated eroges would you all recommend for it?

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>>10499658
Why do you need a PSP if you never leave your house?

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>>10499669
You know you don't have to leave the house to play a portable system, right?

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I really would like to use all this spare time to learn japanese, lift weights and stop being such a weak fag or learn to be good at some particular type of videogames like fighting games. I keep dreaming about doing all kinds of things every day and I promise to myself I'll get my shit together tomorrow, but I just cant do it. 5 years I've been doing nothing but browsing 4chan. No one wants to keep contact to me and I think I've lost control of my life. I dont even mainly browse /jp/ but I heard this place has NEET threads for people like me. Are you all just in same position as me or does somebody here know how to keep motivation up untill I finish my goals? I just dont know what to do, but I've recently had this feeling I want to do something with my life.

I'm sorry my english is so bad.

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>>10499681
>I dont even mainly browse /jp/ but I heard this place has NEET threads for people like me.
This is how I started browsing /jp/. Now it's the only board I browse, even though I don't have any /jp/ related hobbies.

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>>10499681
I'm NEET due to illness. To be honest, I hate it and I resent everything that led to this point. If I hadn't gotten ill I'd be in my final year of university. I wanted to be a biologist. Now that dream is dead. It's not like I couldn't be a biologist now, it's just that these years I've been ill I've lost the passion for science that I once had. At least I still have my music and art.

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>>10499724
Remove yourself kudasai

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>>10499997
No.

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>>10500047
Reported

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>>10500047
I even asked nicely, how inconsiderate

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>>10500070
>>>/rules/global/7
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported it or another post is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500098
But you didn't ask nicely.

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>>10500070
>>>/global/rules/7

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Hey /jp/.. I stopped being a NEET after a year and now I'm in school. I thought I could take the loneliness but I feel so alone all the time. I miss my disapproving parents and everything. I wish I had some friends to talk to online, I just can't deal with face to face interaction.. How can I deal with feeling alienated and shitty in school?

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>>10500343
Just vent on /jp/ whenever you feel down!

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>>10500474
Alright.. I think /jp/ might hate me though..

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>>10500535
We are always here to listen.

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>>10500667
Even for a transgender girl? Last time I posted I got bullied a little..

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>>10500689
As long as you don't make a big deal about being trans.

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>>10492105
Anyone else have this experience or feel like this image says so much to you or about you? I laughed pretty hard when I first saw this scene and then he said this. Now it only echos a sad loneliness into my mask of a heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Rule: Only one NEET thread allowed at a time! This one was first.

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>>10492118
you can't corner the dorner

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>>10501245
No. He'll burn himself out before you can truly corner him.

[Anonymous No.]

janitor delete the other NEET thread?

fuck that guy