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10482427 No.10482427 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine that your favorite touhou lost her powers and was transported to our dimension. Since she's a young woman without any powers or traditional fighting experience, you're assigned to be her protector in this cruel world.

Do you have the strength to defend her against bullies, rapists, and other types of delinquents or would you be too weak to stop them?

>> No.10482431 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.10482443
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10482443

Of course!

>> No.10482442

I'll just leave her in my basement and tell no one she's there, and never let her out.

>> No.10482447
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10482447

This is the music that I'll play when I'm defeating the bullies with my concealed carry and saving Reimu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?featu=player_detailpage&v=u4h3hXeI790#68s

>> No.10482451

She can just stay in my basement with me all day long.

>> No.10482455

I'm a worthless sack of shit that has never accomplished anything in his life and has no redeeming qualities and I've never had to worry about bullies. Why would a someone as magnificent as a Touhou need to worry about them?

>> No.10482454

Will little Rumia still try to eat me?

>> No.10482456

>>10482442
>>10482451
it is indeed a dangerous world, best protect your favorite 2hu from those monsters who would leave her in bondage in their basement

>> No.10482458

>>10482455
Your redeeming quality is that you were lucky enough to avoid being bullied.

>> No.10482459

If she's 3d I will have no interest in her.

Not to mention she'd probably kill herself after leaving a perfect world to our dirty one.

>> No.10482460

What a phenomenally shitty thread.

>> No.10482463

>>10482427
I'd poke her titty then slap her across the face with my dick. Then I yell out my war cry and transform into Ultra man and drop kick some punk bitches.

>> No.10482464

>>10482458
stop it anon you're making me blush

>> No.10482465

>>10482460
fits in perfectly, doesn't it?

>> No.10482477
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10482477

I will save Mistress Remilia with all my strength!

>> No.10482493

>>10482477
With what money, NEETman?

>> No.10482515
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>>10482427
i will protect her

>> No.10482516

No. But I would get it.

>> No.10482519

Well, I think I'd do good.

But who would protect her from me?

>> No.10482523

Of course I have the strength to defend her from all of that OP.

I would give my life for cirno. I would protect her from any bullies and potential baddies.

I would do anything for her. She gives my life purpose.

>> No.10482553

>>10482427
I'd be able to rape her.
that's good enough I think

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>>10482427
She'll probably make it more difficult but we'll be fine.

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10482642

I'd have to get a job and start putting more effort into my cooking.

But I'm the type who'll make sacrifices for the people I like love and get along with, so it shouldn't be a problem.

>> No.10482651

>Do you have the strength to defend her against bullies, rapists, and other types of delinquents or would you be too weak to stop them?
Where the hell have I been transported to? A ghetto high school?

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10482660

Who needs something crude and barbaric like physical strength when you are armed?

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10482661

I'm sure she'll be fine without me. Even without her powers she can probable beat the shit out of most people. The hardest thing I would have to do is make sure she doesn't die of alcohol poisoning because that can happen to her now.

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10482663

I'd do anything for Yuuka-sama.

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>>10482621
Hey! That will be my job, dudesir. I'll provide a level of protection the likes of which Arnold Schwarzenegger has never witnessed.

>> No.10482888

The real problem is keeping a low profile and finding a way to fit in without attracting attention. Remilia Scarlet in particular is going to have one hell of a tough time with that part. As for me? Not a chance because I'm already useless. The most I can do is maybe provide one blood meal before she goes back to whatever place she she decided to set up as a home.

>> No.10483006

Flandre will be used to the basement.

and i will give her lots of toys and she can play it all the time without worrying that it will break

She will still be happy.

>> No.10483042

>>10482427
I fuck their shit up for hurting MY Cirno because I am a super hero!

>> No.10483059

Let's face it jaypizzle, she'd leave your sorry ass after the first day.

>> No.10483161

>>10482721
cute saten pic

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>>10482427
>without any...traditional fighting experience
Says who?

>> No.10483284

>>10483059
Do not call me jaypizzle ever again.

>> No.10483291

>>10483059

please leave /jp/ and never return

>> No.10483292

>>10482427
The thought of beating that baka to death with a shovel really turns me on.

>> No.10483292,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why did it take janishit so long to delete this?

>> No.10483327

>>10483059
>>10483284
>>10483291
Sorry about that sweetycakes.

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