[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 1.04 MB, 1000x1200, df8fab17733841af9806a036005615f9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10482416 No.10482416[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Ara ara~

>> No.10482420

s-sorry mom...

>> No.10482440
File: 24 KB, 401x349, 1346565073872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10482440

>>10482420
sorry for what?

>> No.10482448

>>10482440
t-that's...

>> No.10482510

Mom, all my friends keep telling me you're a MILF.

What does it mean?

>> No.10482561

>>10482510
>What does it mean?
Mother's
In
Live
Fields

>> No.10482583

M-mom....only you can break my lolita complex,
you know what we must do

>> No.10482647

why does /jp/ have so many mazacons lately

>> No.10482655

>>10482647
liking lolis has become too normal and mainstream you see

>> No.10482669
File: 158 KB, 748x747, 1347385723280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10482669

>>10482647
Because mother/son in a daily life is actually the purest form of a give and take relationship.

She'll take good care of you, and you'll help her by doing things like chores. Plus maternal instincts make everything a mommy does that much cuter and loving.

>> No.10482676

>>10482669
All this time I just wanted to pork some little brats.
I'm coming mommy.

>> No.10482687

>>10482440
oh shi

>> No.10482743

>>10482687
You forgot the 't' you fucking nerd.

>> No.10482752
File: 175 KB, 563x881, 1350676267057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10482752

This mazacon thread is severely lacking in gorgeous mommies!

>> No.10482757
File: 66 KB, 420x247, 1309424757005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10482757

>>10482416
Milk!!

>> No.10482758

>>10482752
Because nobody has pics of mommies.

>> No.10482761
File: 154 KB, 640x575, 1327828893381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10482761

>> No.10482764
File: 98 KB, 541x591, 1327830290366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10482764

>> No.10482770
File: 314 KB, 849x962, 1327553784387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10482770

>> No.10482774 [DELETED] 

anyone knows this manga game?
http://t.co/qCJfRRll

>> No.10482775

boards and jugs

>> No.10482993

>>10482774
dont click virus

>> No.10483168
File: 517 KB, 450x1350, e9495806d9d48901d329a4e8bf32768d8a79ec0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10483168

Why does it take so long to find this image?

>> No.10483813
File: 441 KB, 644x900, 12077330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10483813

My mom's name almost corresponds with hers.
As a mazacon, I'm glad she is such a mommy-like character.

>> No.10483820

My mom just came home but I can't go greet her with a boner.

>> No.10483845

>>10482743
How does forgetting a t make him a nerd?

>> No.10483847
File: 116 KB, 566x800, 10613401_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10483847

>>10482764
I want Satori to be my intelectually equal partner whose status is neither higher nor lower than mine.

>> No.10483860
File: 194 KB, 920x1300, 3508868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10483860

Mommy hips

>> No.10483881
File: 998 KB, 4698x2409, Ran vector.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10483881

Motherly delicious

>> No.10483912

I wonder what happened to the Ran-mama anon.

>> No.10483914

>>10483847
Are you that guy from before?
Why don’t you just submit to mommy’s 3rd eye~

>> No.10483922
File: 29 KB, 400x400, 27452982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10483922

>>10483914
I can't see her as being superior to me, that's all.

>> No.10483967

Why haven't you given it to your mother nice and deep, /jp/?

>> No.10483975
File: 258 KB, 1074x1517, 23723081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10483975

>>10483967
Cus she's 3D.

I only want to fuck my Touhou mommy.

>> No.10484008

>>10483912
Probably got banned after he started chaining ``Mazacon'' threads.

>> No.10484016
File: 45 KB, 600x720, 5616373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484016

>> No.10484022

>>10483967
I doubt she'd agree to it.

>> No.10484033
File: 226 KB, 900x750, 1354729241673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484033

>>10483967
fucking dammint

last night i had a dream where my mom told me that she really wanted a baby and then she started to seduce me but then my dad came out of nowhere and started fucking her and i woke up crying

>> No.10484039
File: 57 KB, 413x542, freudles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484039

>>10484033

>> No.10484045
File: 4 KB, 160x200, guu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484045

>>10484008
>mazacon threads

>> No.10484052
File: 234 KB, 600x800, 325f60b4ca44553ae1d210d6744c1f70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484052

whee

>> No.10484054

>>10484039
/jp/ made me realize that Freud was right about everything. Just like Hitler.

>> No.10484179
File: 257 KB, 806x1139, Ran-sama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484179

I want to rest in her lap

>> No.10484197
File: 358 KB, 1000x1200, 583bea9e82669156b1b50ecb865eda47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484197

Please mom, you know I have a thing for jean shorts.

>> No.10484198

>>10484054
But Freud is a jew.

>> No.10484237
File: 264 KB, 800x630, 20781968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484237

>> No.10484250
File: 1.24 MB, 1200x1400, ebd2dbe5e534c1e23d411ecfe999233c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484250

Best valentine

>> No.10484255

>>10484250
I used to get my mom valentines presents every year. I'd make a card, get her chocolate, that kind of thing. I stopped sometime in high school, I think.

>> No.10484269

>>10484255
Friendzoned by your own mother.

>> No.10484275
File: 182 KB, 350x641, 6c586449c76dc9aafff232570748d3b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484275

>>10484255
I'd respond with an appropriate emote, but I think the crew maintaining the board actually have some kind of tool that clears most posts with emotes out almost as soon as they're posted now.

>> No.10484289
File: 239 KB, 1428x1000, 15961301_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484289

>> No.10484294
File: 133 KB, 727x858, df1a6fe9d4860dd5565900bead579885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484294

>> No.10484299

>>10484294

Gross! Mom, grandma is getting herself all covered in grease again.

>> No.10484300

>>10484289
Her head is too small.

>> No.10484324
File: 213 KB, 1307x878, 17811607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484324

When's the last time mother ever gave you a hug?

>> No.10484353
File: 597 KB, 1600x1153, 084c2d57cce04b679989494d7935313a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484353

>>10484299
Time to oil up

>> No.10484376
File: 328 KB, 819x1024, 63d927bf55f77954c755270ab3879344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10484376

>> No.10485088
File: 590 KB, 720x960, 28591876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485088

Mazabump

>> No.10485144
File: 361 KB, 800x1000, 1351528464788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485144

>>10482440

Every time I see this I remember the ending to Malcolm in the Middle and it's just so fitting.

>> No.10485154

Why do fans draw Touhou boobies big if they are always flat in the games?

>> No.10485161

>>10485154
ZUN's drawings are abstractions.

>> No.10485193
File: 105 KB, 850x854, 246058396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485193

>>10485161
In a scale from 1 to 10 in secondariness that's a "get out of /jp/"

>> No.10485208
File: 1.87 MB, 1000x1476, 0afa5e6fa6c58f0ae0c41db260342934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485208

Mommyzou

>> No.10485227
File: 329 KB, 970x711, yukarimaza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485227

Would you back in time and let Yukari raise you, /jp/?

>> No.10485238

>>10485227
Only if I could get some kind of power after it. When I grow up, I'll use it to shatter her dream and destroy Gensokyo.

>> No.10485234

>>10485227
Only if i can get near Ran

>> No.10485325
File: 729 KB, 1440x1143, 23336500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485325

>>10485227
No

>> No.10485336

>>10485227
Only if she raises me into her perfect lover.

>> No.10485368

>>10485336
a slave that doubles as a footstool?

>> No.10485377

>>10485368
I wouldn't mind. I feel better when I receive orders instead of deciding what to do.

>> No.10485386
File: 493 KB, 500x264, 1352485172408.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485386

>>10485368
Wat.

Since when does Yukari keep slaves?

>> No.10485389
File: 108 KB, 739x800, 32196509_p21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485389

>> No.10485398
File: 514 KB, 723x1023, 14970314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485398

>>10485389

>> No.10485428

>>10485386
how else would she have any need for you?

>> No.10485531

Holy sheeit I just found the best video on the internet

A yandere mother stealing her son from his girlfriend and then rapping him in front of her.

http://xhamster.com/movies/1644760/the_jealous_mother.html

>> No.10485533
File: 141 KB, 627x885, 1332332071888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485533

How would /jp/ feel having an ageless loli as a mother?

>> No.10485548

>>10485533
She'd be hard to take seriously, but Suwako is well aware of that. That's why she is so mischievous, childish and took stand-up comedy as a hobby.

>> No.10485574

>>10485428
Why does she have any need for Ran?

I highly doubt Yukari's that much of an unfeeling bitch to only have shikigami to do her work

>> No.10485647

Why is /jp/ so lewd?

>> No.10485653
File: 723 KB, 800x800, 9705148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485653

>>10485647
Why do you care, lol

>> No.10485659

>>10485653
because you're my friends

>> No.10485691
File: 360 KB, 726x981, 9319565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10485691

>>10485659
You don't like the love of mother?

>> No.10485709

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/566834/4b9d31e5c6/

>> No.10485713

>>10485691
it is overbearing

>> No.10485718

>>10484179
>lap
Is that what kids are calling it now a days?

>> No.10485722

>>10485653
Carrying a daikon = truMazacon.

>> No.10486627
File: 2.85 MB, 3200x1200, touhougami.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10486627

Who's your mommy?

>> No.10486684
File: 656 KB, 750x925, 650b49ebdfe67538f7c95884eace18f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10486684

>>10486627
"When i grow up i want to marry you mom"

>> No.10486702

>>10484289

This person draws the chameleon girl


I need a link to their pixiv please

>> No.10486760

>>10486702
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=15961301

dis nigga?

>> No.10486763

Youre dad fuck'd your mom to make you

>> No.10486785

>>10486760

Yeah thanks

I really should've checked already had him favorited just had to make sure

he has done some Touhou too it's pretty nice

>> No.10486815

>>10486684
Why is Yukari wearing a party hat?

>> No.10487062
File: 177 KB, 480x640, 8737467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10487062

>>10486627
Take a wild guess.

>> No.10487066
File: 252 KB, 900x1300, 12427511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10487066

>>10486785
Too bad that all he draws now are grotesquely fat women

>> No.10487385
File: 532 KB, 1000x1300, 33581975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10487385

>You don't mind if I wear this, right?

>> No.10487387
File: 1018 KB, 1920x1080, 97734f14dc228531d68b441e90105e69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10487387

>>10487385
Who are you quoting ?

Yes I do.

>> No.10487729
File: 53 KB, 400x526, 200px-Oedipus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10487729

you would all make Oedipus proud

>> No.10487772
File: 223 KB, 661x1000, 8623080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10487772

>> No.10487770

>>10485531

I knew I browsed /jp/ for a reason.

If anyone cares: http://fapdu.com/misa-arisawa.porn

The last two are the full movie

>> No.10487774
File: 593 KB, 800x800, 14868164_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10487774

Wanna sleep with mommy?

>> No.10487782

>>10487770
Holy shit. The girlfriend cries when the son cums inside his own mother. This is amazing.

>> No.10487790

>>10487774
Breasts too large, too lard.
Give me a mommy with small breasts for once.

>> No.10487800

>>10487782

I was honestly amazed at how well Misa Arisawa played her part. I mean, maybe the campness is lost on me as I don't speak Japanese, but the fucking *looks* that she shot the girlfriend as she milked the semen out of her son. Jesus christ, my dick.

It helped that I hated the girlfriend for being a typical squealing cunt during her sex scene. Why do they find that shit attractive?

>> No.10487831

>>10487790
Small breast mommy is best of both worlds

>> No.10487842

>>10487774

I am sorry mom, I can never love a woman who disregards the physics of fabric.

>> No.10487879

>>10485574
One of the Bunbunmaru articles has Yukari mercilessly beating the hell out of Ran just for failing some task though.
Ever since then I've had a bit of trouble seeing the Yakumos as a big happy family (as much as I like that interpretation). It instead looks more like a Mistress with her two slaves/pets, who she treats any way she damn well pleases.
I'm referring to this article by the way: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Yukari

>> No.10487924

>>10487879
It isn't abuse, it's discipline. Ran is a shikigami, so if she doesn't do exactly as I say she can't make use of her full strength. Even so, she ignored orders and went off and fought with humans. So I scolded her.

>> No.10487928

>>10487924
>so I
*spins in chair*

>> No.10488853
File: 460 KB, 563x800, 9194285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10488853

>> No.10488903

>>10487879
>just for failing some task

I'm pretty sure it's for the events of PCB.

>Mistress with her two slaves/pets, who she treats any way she damn well pleases.

Doesn't mean they can't be happy. Or a family.

>> No.10489998
File: 309 KB, 896x716, 8766199d19548d1612718b7cf8eb87eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10489998

>>10485208
Here you go.

>> No.10490003

My Mom gave me chocolates, I thought I should tell mazacon thread.

Would you like your mom to get you chocolates?

>> No.10490479

>>10490003
Not my mom, but I would like a mommy to get me chocolate. My mom is like a child, and not in a good way.

Is your mom cute? What's she like? What kind of chocolate did she get you? Are you going to get her something for white day?

>> No.10490492

>>10490479

She's not cute or motherly-endowed like touhou mommies, but she's nice. It was the heart-box candy.

I would've got her something on valentine's but I didn't have the money. As far as I know white day isn't a tradition in America so I don't think she'd get it.

>> No.10490812
File: 405 KB, 896x716, 98d8f2b125710a22e7f7bfccc3207863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10490812

>> No.10490822
File: 219 KB, 576x768, 1329254437215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10490822

>> No.10490877
File: 215 KB, 900x1200, 33603429_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10490877

>> No.10490952
File: 660 KB, 800x1000, 25173541_big_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10490952

>>10485208
Mamizou is your unmarried aunt, not your mom.

>> No.10490961

2hu boobies sure are shiny

>> No.10491031

>>10490877
I wanna grab that chocolate

>> No.10491058
File: 41 KB, 542x542, a05916db66b50add32946afcd68c2cd5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10491058

>> No.10491072

>>10490961
Don't you oil your tits everyday? Some man you are...

>> No.10491499
File: 480 KB, 1016x1437, 21818642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10491499

>> No.10491984
File: 317 KB, 600x600, 1357305047230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10491984

>>10490952

...So you're saying she's single?

Jackpot.

>> No.10492016
File: 1011 KB, 700x1700, Servitude with Ran!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492016

>> No.10492024

>>10492016
translate it weebs

>> No.10492035
File: 896 KB, 1300x1953, 25247900_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492035

>> No.10492047

>>10492016
Right to left

First panel: nico! nico!
Second panel:
"Um... What is it that you are doing?"
"What is the purpose of that choker?"
"You wouldn't understand, Yukari-sama. This is a technique I have invented to make chen stronger!"
"Does it, by any chance, involve the use of a choker?"

Third panel:
"And what's with Mandy? She looks way too happy!"
"Next I'm gonna wash you and pet you and then put you in new clothes, Ran-shama!" (shama is a cute way of saying "sama")
"Oh, so it's this kind of play? I had no idea you were into this..."
"Do not speak lightly of the Ran teachings. You will be training under Mandy's supervision as well."

Fourth panel:
"See... This isn't just training for Mandy..."
"She dotes on us too!"
"Here, Yukari-shama! I have a choker for you too!"
"I want in!"

>> No.10492291
File: 996 KB, 1300x1910, 25247900_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492291

>>10492035

>> No.10492564
File: 152 KB, 644x910, 25961707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492564

Has /jp/ ever sniffed their mother's panties?

>> No.10492651
File: 475 KB, 1126x1542, motherlkeine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10492651

>>10492564
That'd be pretty gross.

Odd how /jp/ would do all sorts of lewd things to motherly touhou figures, but never in real life.

>> No.10493687

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv126751382

>> No.10493882

>>10492047
Why is Chen translated as Mandy...? Or are they literally referring to Chen as Mandy in this...?

>> No.10493892

>>10493882
How should I put it... it's not the only thing that differs from what they're actually saying.

>> No.10494199
File: 690 KB, 890x668, 33615470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10494199

>> No.10494211
File: 93 KB, 1024x768, yugi11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10494211

>>10491072
i dont have tits


i wish i have

>> No.10494217
File: 97 KB, 500x375, 1358779367622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10494217

>>10492564
I have

>> No.10495725
File: 39 KB, 498x850, 32071830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10495725

>> No.10495748

>>10495725
What lewd breasts

>> No.10495762
File: 1.79 MB, 1000x800, 1345414652054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10495762

>>10495748
Aren't most?

>> No.10495775
File: 888 KB, 1300x1800, 14914192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10495775

>>10495748
She's obviously excited to see you, so go and make mommy yours

>> No.10495791

>>10494217
how were they?

>> No.10498185
File: 402 KB, 803x1036, 26401887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10498185

>> No.10499457
File: 189 KB, 573x1065, 15daab4ccb882b8df9f972cda6f66de4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10499457

>> No.10499471

>>10499457
dayum

>> No.10500084

>>10486684
>if Yuugi was my mom, i would sneak into the liquor cabinet everyday

>> No.10500774
File: 827 KB, 1004x700, 1349557404060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10500774

>> No.10504809
File: 304 KB, 1300x1000, 74a3db24f2b242028e0fae3702a6cb90.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10504809

what would you do in this situation?

>> No.10504832

>>10504809
Sex with mommy!

>> No.10504833

>>10504809
"you're not my mom"

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action