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Nippon Rorita Organization

>> No.1047542

Damn you Satan possessed loli for spitting poison gas at me.

>> No.1047554

Wheeeee! We're going to prison!

>> No.1047555

Where do I sign?

>> No.1047565
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キタ━(゚∀゚)━ !

>> No.1047573

>>1047554
I don't think they put little girls in prison these days anymore. Except in Brazil.

>> No.1047577
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ITT Religion

>> No.1047582

>>1047573

Explain.

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>> No.1047597

>>1047582
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22808222-23109,00.html

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>> No.1047600

>>1047586
Who's that girl, and how is she related to the eyes in >>1047565?

>> No.1047604

>>1047600
Beako. Backbeard-tan, Backbeard's daughter.

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She seems to hate lolicons... oh well.

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>> No.1047618

>>1047597
that's a minor, not a little girl.
and nothing wrong with sending minors to jail, just because they're underage doesn't mean they can do whatever they want without thinking about the consequences.

>> No.1047620

>>1047604
Eye see

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I see.

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>> No.1047670

>>1047654
definitely worksafe, right...?

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>> No.1047694

/jp/ is awesome today

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>> No.1047730

Fuck I'm about to be promoted...
STOP POSTING SHIT!

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This ComicLO was specially good

>> No.1047739

moar lolis plz

>> No.1047742

I want to fap but my roomate could come in at any time. What should I do /jp/?

>> No.1047768

>>1047742
...fap.

>> No.1047776

>>1047742
My roommate is coming home soon too.

Do it fast, anon, do it as fast as you can then swallow it then lick your hands! That's what I always do.

>> No.1047781

>>1047776
...I will never shake a weeaboo's hand..

>> No.1047783

>>1047776
>swallow it
Wait, what?

>> No.1047791

everyone likes loli...everyone.
guys, girls, gays everyone.
either a 'tiny bit' or ' A LOT '.

>> No.1047797

>>1047783
It doesn't taste bad. You will get used to it after a few tries. Don't waste that protein! Also, eat pineapples to make your cum taste better.

>> No.1047811

>>1047797
This works. I store mine in water bottles now and drink it on my way to class.

>> No.1047839

>>1047811
Great, don't you just love how it tastes?

>> No.1047847

>>1047811

What do you tell people you're drinking? A thick white liquid could only be cum or alfredo sauce.

>> No.1047851

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SPERM IN A LOLI THREAD?

>> No.1047866

>>1047851
Loli = fap
fap = pleasure
pleasure = cum
cum = loli

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>> No.1047869

MMMMMMMMMMMM! SEMEN, delicious! MmmmMMIIIMM!

>> No.1047880

>>1047847
Highly concentrated sugar water AKA syrup.

>> No.1047892

>>1047872
Rika-chan...

>> No.1047909

what are mods doing

>> No.1047915

>>1047909
fapping

>> No.1047917

http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/electronic-publications/stay-free/10/semen.htm

>> No.1047923

>>1047915
are mods pedos too

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>> No.1047933

every day is fapsday for me

>> No.1047929

It is fapsday, everyone is fapping

>> No.1047937

>>1047923
We can only hope.

>> No.1047941

So /jp/, when you are forced to live in close quarters with others, how do you enjoy your usual hobbies? I use headphones and an angled LCD display usually, and masturbate on a schedule.

>> No.1047947

>>1047941
1.)Bathroom
2.)Shuffle HCG on mah Ipod
3.)???
4.)Profit.

Also, I have mastered the art of noiseless masturbation. I've even tried recording myself, it's almost perfect silence.

>> No.1047948

>>1047941
Headphones, turning screen, abstinence.
Actually been suffering that for two weeks now.

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>> No.1047951

>>1047928
Rika-chan is so cute

>> No.1047953

>>1047947

That's... Wow, why didn't I think of that, I have a video ipod, I'm pretty sure I can upload pictures to the thing.

>> No.1047954

>>1047941
I use my laptop in a corner for 4chan, animu, vn etc. Fap when no one is in room.

>> No.1047958

"Oy, roomie, I want to jack off, can you leave for 15 or so?"

"Yeah, sure, I'll go get dinner,"

>> No.1047962

>>1047597
>>1047597
It's all coming back to me, I remember that thread in /n/... OH GOD, NOW I KNOW HOW EVERYONE FELT IN CLANNAD WHEN IT CAME TO FUKO!

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>> No.1047984

>>1047947
I need to try recording once.
I always am suspicious of people hearing me.
damn people, fucking hotels.

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

>> No.1048013

>>1047953
If you have video you can get HCG on there mos def. They work better than say, loli manga because the resolution is usually something like 800x600 instead of 1600x1200, what with the size of the screen and what not. Also, converting School Days clips into the proper format hand having them shits on my flashy-ass Samsung is win and fap.

>> No.1048025

>>1047797
This. I'm a vegetarian and this is how I get my protein.

>> No.1048037

What are you guys going to do when someone gets their hands on your iPod? Did you think about that?

>> No.1048039

>>1048037
How the fuck would someone get my ipod, I 'm with people right now but you're pushing it.

>> No.1048042

>>1048037

I got a Zune. No one else wants to bother with that clunky thing, so I can put all the HCG I want on it and not worry.

>> No.1048045

>>1048011
Mein gott, blade runner!

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>> No.1048052

>>1048037
It's obvious of course.

An hero.

>> No.1048059

>>1048052
But then you'd be remembered as that guy that killed himself when he got caught with pictures of naked little cartoon girls.

>> No.1048074

>>1048037
This is why I constantly take off and put back on fap-worthy videos and pictures.

>> No.1048070

>>1047941

>So /jp/, when you are forced to live in close quarters with others

I haven't been arrested yet, but I plan on getting one of those cyanide gas teeth from a Suk doctor in case I ever wind up in prison. I don't want to find out how many cigarettes I go for.

>> No.1048080

>>1048059
Would you rather be remembered as that guy that's still alive when he got caught with pictures of naked little cartoon girls?

>> No.1048097

>>1048059
Murder-suicide, and destroy the iPod while doing it.

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>> No.1048101

>>1048080
You could always aim towards being that crazy guy that just happens to have pictures of lolis on his ipod 'for the lulz'.

>> No.1048103

>>1048080
obviously, it's not like it's illegal or anything... unless you live in Canada or England

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>> No.1048109

>>1047735

number of the volume?

>> No.1048113

>>1048107
Pikeru is superior
Now to find erotic pics of her...

>> No.1048114

>>1048037

I load my PSP with hentai just in case. Like when I have to spend long periods away from my computer and the internets.

Once a loli cousin of mine got hold of it and looked at the pictures. I didn nothing except from taking the thing away from her and loading Patapon so she'd leave me alone. Did I waste a chance?

On topic of semen: there's this awesome copypasta (not from 4chan) about a guy who came on syringes and inserted his jizz inside bubble gums to offer his female friends.

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>>1048099

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>>1048118

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omg what is he taking with him?

>> No.1048135

>>1048114
So you're saying you loli cousin found the pics and showed no reaction at all?

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Pikeru is showing us her white panties

>> No.1048138

>>1048128
>>1048107

>> No.1048141

>>1048114
I did that, now I'm just really protective of it. The danger is always there, though.

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>> No.1048318

>>1048114
lol?

>> No.1048442

>there's this awesome copypasta (not from 4chan) about a guy who came on syringes and inserted his jizz inside bubble gums to offer his female friends.

I won't expect less from Anonymous.

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>>1047535

Did anyone else think of Okage when they saw that?

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