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"And you shall be unto me a kingdom of truNEETs, and I will establish My covenant between Me and you and your descendants after you in their generations, for an everlasting covenant, to be God to you and your descendants after you."" (Exodus 19:6).

"The Lord did not set his love upon you, nor choose you, because you were more in number than any people; for you were the fewest of all people; but because the Lord loved you, and because he would keep the oath which he had sworn unto your ancestors."

>> No.10465449

God bless America

>> No.10465454
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>>10465449
Amen.

>> No.10465463

"Beloved are truNEETs, for they were created in God's image; and the fact that God made it known that truNEETs were in His image is indicative of an even greater love. Beloved are the people /jp/.

>> No.10465473

I woke up this morning and opened my curtains to the glorious light of god.

may god bless /jp/ now tomorrow in the future and for all time, amen

>> No.10465471

Does anyone have a link to the touhou bibleverse dump?

>> No.10465474

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pition/ban-all-falseneets-jp/NjfYww

>> No.10465477

>>10465474
I cannot sign this petition with a clear conscience knowing that the proper term, fauxNEET, is not being used,

>> No.10465478

The Lord says, "Listen now, truNEETs, my friends, my chosen people, the descendants of Jacob. 2 I am the Lord who created you; from the time you were born, I have helped you. Do not be afraid; you are my chosen people whom I love.

>> No.10465492

>>10465477
You're the only one that uses that term.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=srch&search_text=fauxneet

>> No.10465495

>>10465492
That proves nothing.

>> No.10465497
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I make fools of crossboarders and frustrate the moderation of janitors. The words of the falsies I refute and show that their wisdom is foolishness. 26 I tell my children, that truNEETs will live there again, and the cities of
/jp/will be rebuilt. Yoru board will rise from the ruins, and be a light unto all the world.

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>>10465497

>> No.10465504

>>10465497
Thank you Moses.

>> No.10465538

Please holy teacher tell us more

>> No.10465567

>>10465474
>https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/tition/ban-all-falseneets-jp/NjfYcw
>Homeland security and disaster relief
>Human rights
>Immigration
Heh.

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If you do not obey the LORD your God and do not carefully follow all His truNEET commands and decrees I am giving you today, all these curses will come upon you and overtake you. Just as it pleased the LORD to make you prosper and increase in number, so it will please Him to ruin and destroy you. You will be uprooted from /jp/, and your brethren cursed. Then the LORD will scatter you among all of 4chan, from one end of the earth to the other (Deuteronomy 28:15, 63-64 NIV).

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>>10465575
> You will be uprooted from /jp/, and your brethren cursed. Then the LORD will scatter you among all of 4chan, from one end of the earth to the other

pls no

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>>10465575

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