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10458932

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:42:48 2013 No.10458932 [Reply] [Original]

Do you take this bird to be your lawfully wedded wife?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:43:32 2013 No.10458935 Bird marriage is illegal where I live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:45:17 2013 No.10458942 I do. I swear I'll try my best to make her happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:46:47 2013 No.10458944 >>10458935 Are the home countries of owned territories required to honor the marriages of those territories? Like in Guam you can marry inanimate objects, so would the US have to accept it when you go back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:56:47 2013 No.10458977 okuu a bird shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 09:25:09 2013 No.10459029 Yes, without hesitation

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:34:21 2013 No.10459517 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:36:52 2013 No.10459524 no because she's not real

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:37:37 2013 No.10459526 Can't we just live together and act like we are married to we don't have to deal with the legal issues?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:40:21 2013 No.10459533 File: 1.26 MB, 850x960, CawCawMotherfuckers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:40:21 2013 No.10459534 File: 196 KB, 850x1221, ac5435c524d6eb8513b45e736985c532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry, I'm taken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:40:21 2013 No.10459535 I like her but I wouldn't marry her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:29:43 2013 No.10459660 Yes, she'd be a really loving wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:42:38 2013 No.10460374 >>10459526 Why

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 15:49:33 2013 No.10463820 Okuute

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:03:32 2013 No.10463863 File: 264 KB, 667x1000, aya wedding2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wrong bird, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:12:02 2013 No.10463884 File: 521 KB, 1400x2000, _017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Utsuho is so damedame that she even forgets when she has to pee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:16:02 2013 No.10463892 >>10463884 It's hard to stay dry with a cloaca.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:44:50 2013 No.10463964 >>10463884 Source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 19:38:08 2013 No.10464848 File: 27 KB, 776x436, pakistan2294~_v-grossgalerie16x9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10458932 I'd prefer her to be my forcefully wedded wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 06:07:07 2013 No.10466697 >>10463884 what does damedame mean

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:04:26 2013 No.10469488 >>10463884 Translate it you weeaboos

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:09:50 2013 No.10469509 >>10466697 Dame is slang for woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:13:35 2013 No.10469517 >>10458935 Your sincerity got through the most out of all the posts in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:18:35 2013 No.10469528 Damnit /jp/, now you're making me imagine how amazing the sensual and passionate honeymoon sex would be with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 23:22:06 2013 No.10469537 no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 00:22:20 2013 No.10469666 >>10460374 Because actually getting married sounds like a pain in the ass. Also if something goes wrong she would get half of my shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 00:39:20 2013 No.10469713 >>10469509 ``woman'' is slang for whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 00:43:51 2013 No.10469730 >>10469713 Edgy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 00:58:36 2013 No.10469754 >>10469666 You don't have to worry about that. Okuu is biologically inclined to stay married to you indefinitely as a corvid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 04:42:36 2013 No.10470379 Ravens are mostly lifetime pairings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 11:53:00 2013 No.10475294 >>10470379 I'm not a raven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 11:58:00 2013 No.10475304 File: 961 KB, 917x1024, okuu!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] okuu^^

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 11 12:43:15 2013 No.10475411 >>10475294 But you can still have a lifetime pairing.

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