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NEET lifestyle thread. Last one dead. Let's just all take it easy now.

>> No.10447465

saturday is better than friday but less than equal to sunday

>> No.10447472

i wish i had money so i could stay at home and NEET like a boss all i want

>> No.10447495

>>10447460
I habe no PC for 2 weeks now but I'll get a new one so I guess it's おk.
Muuuuu...

>> No.10447501

who gonna watch raw tonight

i hope brock lesnar beats someone up

>> No.10447523

>>10447460
How do the NEET and Otaku Culture similar?

>> No.10447535
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10447535

Does anyone here like Andromeda (the TV series)?

>> No.10447548

>>10447535
I grew up on Kevin Sorbo's stuff. Still love him.

>> No.10447555

I've been playing Combat Arms a lot lately. Not this morning though, maybe later I'll play. It's a pointless but fun game for passing time. Haven't been doing much of anything else lately besides watching some anime at night.

>> No.10447566

I've been searching for a way to escape NEET because I know I can't keep riding the train forever.
My family being around all the time is just killing me

>> No.10447574

>>10447566
Sell your body.

>> No.10447580

>>10447574
but then I would have to be around other filthy people

>> No.10447624
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10447624

guild wars 2

friend

go

>> No.10447640

>>10447566
The ride never ends

>> No.10447649

I was playing WoW to prevent myself from taking my own life due to depression but my step-dad took my account as that we had shared a battle.net so I'd go get a job. I had been playing since day 2 of BC.
I had over 300 played days on my main.
I had to spend 100 dollars on a new account to prevent my own demise.

>> No.10447651

>>10447580
Get a job as nightly newspaper delivery boy.

The pay is barely better than minimum wage, but you never have to interact with other people.

If that doesn't work out, then try becoming an overnight stocker for Walmart or some other grocery store.

>> No.10447658

How can NEETs still exist if they don't breed?

>> No.10447660

I am NEET for only 3 weeks and my parents are not amused already. How is the best way to handle that situation to get some extra months of being NEET.

Should I fake CVs?

>> No.10447664

>>10447660
File for welfare. You can get money just for being socially awkward.

Or try getting a job where you never have to interact with anyone.

>> No.10447662

How can I become a NEET?
How do I get money from government and why should they give it to me?

>> No.10447666

>>10447640
Then at least separate the cars

>>10447651
Those are not bad ideas. I doubt I could get the newspaper job, seeing as I live in the countryside and have no way to get around. I'm sure I could get someone to take m into work for something at walmart though.
Thank you

>> No.10447672

>>10447660
Move in with your grandparents in exchange for helping them around the house.

If it's anything like my situation, you'll sit around day after day and it will reach the point where they'll only talk to you if you walk through the house.

>> No.10447676

>>10447660
>>10447664
thanks, well I want to begin CS at university (Germany) in 7 Months, so I want to be NEET at least that long.

In short, I am somewhat depended on the well being of the relationship to my parents.

>> No.10447683

Having far too much spare time and absolutely no obligations or responsibilities at all is just making me depressed. Since I'm so depressed everything is boring so I can't force myself to focus on anything. And the less I do, the more depressed I get. How do I break out of this vicious cycle?

>> No.10447681

>>10447672
that is an intersting solution, too bad it will not be suitable as explained here >>10447676

But thanks anyway!

>> No.10447682

>>10447662
Probably depends on which country you live in

>> No.10447685

>>10447658
NEET is the highest level of human evolution.

>> No.10447687

>>10447683
Try to make a list of small things you could do today or tomorrow. It will give you something to look forward to and most importantly it will make you feel better afterwards. Then build on that and you're good to go.

>> No.10447691

>>10447676
Apply for jobs, and try to sound enthusiastic when your parents ask about it.
If you get an interview, just be nervous, tell the interviewer you are only available for a few months before your course starts, and generally do badly. They won't hire you.
Your parents will probably be okay as long as it looks like you're making an effort. Plenty of people want jobs and can't find them these days; it's perfectly believable.

>> No.10447694

>>10447691
And what if your parents have connections and could get a job for you?

>> No.10447700

>>10447694
Then I guess you need to find some reason why you can't do that particular job.
Meanwhile, make your own 'efforts' as visible as possible, and make sure you appear enthusiastic and confident about your prospects of finding a job.
If it seems like you believe a job is just around the corner, then turning something down doesn't seem quite so bad.

>> No.10447702

>>10447687
I tried something like this, and it helped a little, but I still had far too much spare time left over for the rest of the day, and I couldn't get myself to simply do more each day. I used to be able to do this a lot easier when I had a game that I could use as a timesink, like a grinding game or something, but I don't have anything like that at the moment.

The amount of time I can focus on one productive or new thing at max is generally between 30-60mins right now. I feel like I could do way better than that if I could reward myself with more quality fun time though.

>> No.10447733

>>10447685
"the highest level of human evolution" is a bunch of basement dwelling parent-leaching no-lifes?

>> No.10447752
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>>10447691
I am not sure if they will buy it for 7 Months, but still worth a try.
>>10447700
Well I already worked in my dads company, where he is pretty high tier. I used to work there every summer, while going to middle-school and high-school equivalent, even though I never needed the money. Maybe that's why I ended up valuing time over money.

I am certain he will put me into some sort of Job eventually, if there is something available. But thanks to you 2 anyway.


Maybe I should get a 15 to 20 hour/week job and say that it was the only thing I was accepted for. The question is, which job is relaxed enough, besides the nightly newspaper boy. I would not mind dealing with people, I became quite good at faking a "normal" personality.

>> No.10447769

>>10447666
Don't you mean tracks?

>> No.10447783

>>10447495
How are you posting?

>> No.10447786

>>10447501
I am.

>> No.10447788

>>10447752
>which job is relaxed enough
>I would not mind dealing with people

One of the reasons I'm pushing "non-interaction" jobs instead of socially active ones, besides the fact that the genereal populace of /jp/ is socially awkward, is that the more social interaction oyu have to do in a low-skill job the higher the level stress will be (usually).

Let's say you work as a frycook/cashier at Mcdonalds. To not get fired within about 3 months, you have to be quick on your toes, very good with handling money, and able to juggle a bunch of different orders in your head that change every 5 minutes. And that's not mentioning how you have to let the customers shit on you no matter what they say to you, either.

As someone who just delivers newspapers at night, you have to leave newspapers on a bunch of different peoples doorsteps without breaking anything or somehow screwing it up. If you somehow do, then at worse someone will complain to your boss who will give you a relatively light reprimand. Not too bad, for a job.

Just try to keep that in mind when considering a *low-skill* job.

>> No.10447795

>>10447733
Yes, are you to cry about it or something?

>> No.10447800

>>10447795
So entitled. You people need to check your welfare-sucking privilege.

Or GET A JOB!

>> No.10447802

>>10447800
I have a full-time job with a comfortable salary, I'm just stopping by to call you out for being a retard.

>> No.10447803

>>10447683
Wait for your computer to break down. Even if you spent a fortune on it, sooner or later the PSU or the hard drive will give up (they're always the first to fail) and when they do, don't replace them. Just let it be.

On my first day without a computer, I cleaned up my entire room. I actually moved all the furniture into the hallway piece by piece and cleaned every little corner finding and killing over a dozen spiders in the process, by nightfall I could almost see my reflection on the floor. The day after I got a haircut, shaved and took a shower. Then I went jogging, and signed up for a crash course in a local language institute. I also went to the doctor for a check up, scheduled an appointment with a dentist for the first time in 18 months, and started reading a novel. The last time I read a book was in 2007. I'm now posting from my grandma's computer, she asked me to come over to help her move some stuff around the house.

>> No.10447804

>>10447802
Oh, let me guess. You're a math major and you make 300k starting, right kiddo?

>> No.10447809

>>10447803
Good job!

>> No.10447810

what mmorpg is /jp/ playing nowadays? need some recommendations.

>> No.10447811

>>10447810
Black Ops 2

>> No.10447815

>>10447804
I entered the workforce straight out of high school and worked up a corporate ladder by being capable of critical thought. You should work on that, if your income is so low that paying taxes is hurting you it might help you find better opportunities.

>> No.10447817

>>10447811
you're not funny.

>> No.10447818

>>10447811
I played black ops 2 the other day and actually had fun.
I was so disgusted with myself

>> No.10447822

>>10447817
I'm not kidding.

>> No.10447825

>>10447822
are you just dumb then? because i was asking about mmorpgs.

>> No.10447826

>>10447815
Oh okay, yeah because clearly I can just magically find a better job by digging around the bullshit in your asshole.

You make me sick. I bet you're a fucking Baby Boomer.

>> No.10447827

>>10447825
Oh, okay then.

Runescape.

>> No.10447835

>>10447827
Aaaand the thread is now dead to me. Goodbye, you guys.

>> No.10447839

>>10447835
Bye.

>> No.10447843

I was a neet for about a year and want to go back to being one.. Having to hide that I'm transgender is a nightmare because I'm non-op, but when I was in school in my home town I got bullied for it really badly. At least at university people see me as a girl though. Onegai, /jp/, don't be mad at me for blogging!

>> No.10447848

>>10447843
Will you post lewd pictures?

>> No.10447846

Is it normal for your brain to stop learning new things? I'm trying to relearn mathematics so I can program, but pretty basic things I was fine at less than ten years ago (simultaneous equations, quadratic equations, logarithms) now baffle the shit out of me. My brain won't take in the information and techniques, nor will it solve problems like it used to. I have to keep second-guessing all my answers, then I end up meta-thinking because I don't know how to do simple arithmetic.

Are there any drugs I can get prescribed? This is really frustrating.

>> No.10447847

It is freezing as fuck right now. All my body wants to do is eat just for some sort of comfort but I have to resist as I know nothing good will come from it. Just sitting here on the internet feeling so stiff and uncomfortable that just switching positions on my chair is painful. I actually look forward to exercising an hour a day just because it rises my body temperature but it's not long before it goes back to normal a while later. Just gotta get though February, after that the cold can't last much longer.

>> No.10447852

>>10447843
don't dress like a girl in public. that should fix your problems.

>> No.10447855

>>10447852
But I like the feeling of my panties and skirt rubbing againts my feminine little dick :(

>> No.10447858

>>10447783
By using a useless 4th generation IPod touch.
I am just trying to sleep right now, which I can't.

>> No.10447859

>>10447846
I was never able to learn mathematics beyond a basic level needed for simply living every day like basic adding, subtracting, multiplying, and dividing. After the first half of middle school I never passed a math class again. Besides that I can learn new things as long as I take it a little at a time.

>> No.10447863

>>10447465
There's no difference between them for a NEET.

>> No.10447865

>>10447852
I am a girl, I've been on hormones for nearly 3 years now. I pass fine so fuck off

>>10447848
No

>> No.10447866 [DELETED] 

>>10447865
well then you're just disgusting. enjoy your bullying.

>> No.10447867

>>10447846
Kahn Academy helps a lot. It can get a bit repetitive but it works.

>> No.10447872

>>10447465
weekends a shit

>> No.10447873

>>10447858
That's what I use when I got no computer (or is it a 3rd gen?, whatever same shit, different package). My PSU failed in the Fall and I didn't have a PC for about a month. Good thing it didn't happen in the dead middle of Winter or I would have lost my mind.

>> No.10447881

>>10447852
DON'T BULLY REMEMBER OUR QUEEN

>> No.10447882

>>10447865
Err... You got a penis?

>> No.10447885

>>10447865
Will you post any kind of image?
I've considered this route myself

>> No.10447888

>>10447882
Would you stop raping her? Good lord /jp/, I thought you were better than that.

>> No.10447890

>>10447882
Yes, but if a vagina makes a woman then you have to consider intersex women to be not women too. Don't go all transphobe on me, I'm just trying to take it easy, I don't want people to start hating on me okay? Just take a nap and leave me alone.

>> No.10447894

Did anybody watch the superball?

>> No.10447899 [DELETED] 

>>10447890
>but if a vagina makes a woman
it does. oh, and tits too.

>> No.10447897

>>10447885
Nah, I don't want to derail this thread to be about me. Take it easy.

>> No.10447898

>>10447890
Hey babe, it's all right for me.

>> No.10447906

>>10447899
You aren't true /jp/ if you bully people. People here are the outcasts of society, leave her alone. People who get bullied through life shouldn't bully others.

>> No.10447904

inb4 privilege checking

>> No.10447905

>>10447897
This thread has already gone to shit.

>> No.10447908

>>10447906
or the twink could have just not blogged about his tiny wee wee

>> No.10447909

>>10447906
fine. i will delete my post.

>> No.10447910

>>10447843
The most annoying part of this troll probably wasn't even a hook, it was that you spelled "neet" in lower-case. I hate that.

>> No.10447911

I met another anime-loving living NEET today. She's great and...we're dating!

>> No.10447913

>>10447906
The bullying thing was a joke made by Sudo and Fukune, you're an idiot if you think it's taken seriously. Grow some thicker skin, it's the internet.

>> No.10447917

>>10447911
>anime-loving living NEET
>living female NEET

Now I know you're trolling.

>> No.10447921

>>10447913
It's not about thicker skin, just don't be a dick to your friends on /jp/ in a stupid blogging thread. Take it easy wasn't started by shitposters, just take it easy and be nice to someone who is spilling their heart.

>> No.10447929

Just out of curiousity...how many of you believe in God and/or are religious?

>> No.10447926

>>10447921
I'm not friends with people who go around saying women don't need vaginas to be women, I don't care about hormonal imbalance or gender identity. That's just asinine.

>> No.10447928

>>10447921
Wow, check this gay nerd out. I'll bully you all I want. You think I care about some homo's emotions? My bullying is justified. I've been bullied so much in life that it wouldn't make sense for me not to return the favor, even if it's not towards those who inflicted that pain upon me.

>> No.10447930

So about a year ago a relative asked me to be a Python programmer for her startup. I hate FIOC and enjoy being a NEET, so I kept giving noncommittal answers until she left me alone. Earlier today I found out her startup was pretty successful and I could have earned a lot of money.

Should I care?

>> No.10447931

>>10447913
>>10447921
>>10447926
take it easy.

>> No.10447933

>>10447929
I like to believe that /jp/ is intelligent enough not to believe in fairy tales.

>> No.10447934

>>10447929
I'm not religious but I do believe in a God, in a deistic way

>> No.10447938

>>10447929
see >>10447934

>> No.10447943

>>10447929
I don't really care. I don't identify with believers or non-believers. Seems like a waste of time to think about those things...

>> No.10447946

>>10447930
Yes. You made a mistake, accept it and do better next time.

>> No.10447954

Tomorrow is my birthday, but I'm not really sure how to celebrate it. Any suggestions, /jp/?

>> No.10447958

>>10447954
Die.

>> No.10447963

>>10447954
I bought a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and drank until the feelings stopped.

>> No.10447966

>>10447929
yes, i believe in god and that jesus is my savior and died on the cross for our sins. how can you not believe?

>>10447958
not cool.

>> No.10447971

>>10447958
Dying is too much of a pain in the ass. I take your suggestion with sincerity though.

>> No.10447973

>>10447954
Ask your mom for a special gift ;)

>> No.10447974

>>10447963
That shit is fucking expensive.

>> No.10447976

>>10447966
>not cool.
Dude, relax. That wasn't meant to be offensive, it was just a suggestion.

>> No.10447977

>>10447974
It was a special occasion.

>> No.10447985

>>10447929
I only believe in that the gun is good. Penis is evil. And sex and death.

>> No.10447991

>>10447974
Mass market gin is expensive? I guess that's what you get for spending your NEET bucks on figures.

>> No.10447994

>>10447934
This.
I wonder why I have never seen people who actually do that in RL.

>> No.10448000

>>10447994
Probably because you don't talk to people.

>> No.10448003

>>10447994
Do you live in America?

>> No.10448004

>>10447929
>All these peope answering this question without saying they believe in Jesus

Have fun burning in hell for all eternity.

>> No.10448007

>>10447460

>be me
>get into uni
>fairly intelligent
>Neuroscience (medium-tier science)
>Still live like a NEET
>watch anime and piss in bottles all day
>browse boards but find 99% of it bores me to tears
>leave all work until last minute and get shitty grades
>haven't been in for lectures for 2 weeks now
>semester started 2 weeks ago

Seriously guys, some of you deserve this shit more than I do. What am I doing?

>> No.10448015

>>10448007
Who the fuck are you quoting?

>> No.10448016

>>10448007
>piss in bottles

Jesus Christ, why don't you people just use the fucking toilet?

>> No.10448019

>>10448015
>be le me
>be quoting myself in le parallel universe
>just a' lovin le maymays

>> No.10448024

>>10448016

>using the toilet

Dude there are other people in the flat man.That means the only free time is like 5am.

Yeah I probably have agoraphobia or some shit. I have to hold in my poop for hours. God damn.

>> No.10448020

>>10448004
Don't worry I was too busy praying for their lost souls to post.

>> No.10448022

>>10448007
Please do not misuse the quote function.

>> No.10448026

>>10448007
>>10448019
tg;dr

>> No.10448029
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>> No.10448030

>>10448022

Do you even know how to greentext story

>> No.10448031

>>10448007
I got into uni. I am fairly intelligent and doing neuroscience (medium-tier science). I still live like a NEET, and watch anime and piss in bottles all day. I browse boards but find 99% of it bores me to tears. I leave all work until the last minute and get shitty grades. I haven't been in for lectures for 2 weeks now. The semester started 2 weeks ago.

Seriously guys, some of you deserve this shit more than I do. What am I doing?

>> No.10448038

>>10448031
It's like a world of difference. Why can't sub humans learn how to post before coming here.

>> No.10448050

>>10448044

I have the same problem. I find I am happier just accepting it and keeping my funky rose glasses on my face.

>> No.10448044

Is there anyway I can further lose myself into a fantasy world?
I already dig into anime and things, but I feel like I could be fully ignoring reality and applying rose colored glasses to everything I do have to see.

Any tips?

>> No.10448046

>>10448038

Y-you too man...

Tfw I do it because I am used to speaking about myself like I am a 3rd party, because I am ashamed of my hikikomoi ways.

>> No.10448048

>>10448038
but it is hacker culture........

>> No.10448052

>>10448046
Epic ironic derail attempt /b/ro. 10/10 i laff so hard

>> No.10448055

>>10448038
>Be me
>be insulted by /jp/ posters
>be spiraling into depression during this time
>be set off by the above
>be crying in my bed
>be wishing for the end
>be slipping in my head
>be wanting to join the dead
>be getting the rope
>be getting ready to choke
>be croaking
>be never again hoping

>> No.10448057

>>10448044
Wait for the oculus rift to come out.

>> No.10448058

>>10447929
I'm not but I'm certainly more in touch with my spiritual side and don't believe in god as an actual being. I believe everything is god, you, me, the chair your sitting on, the computer you're using, the air you breathe, ect-. Everything is connected to one another through an infinitely complex invisible system of connections both man made and natural tangled together in the background of everyday life. We are all tiny pieces of consciousness floating in an endless ocean of vibrating energy and each perception is our own world that ties together into the perceived worlds of others that all share a similar reality base through their perception. But all perception is a view on pure reality, being in closest connection possible to that pure reality is what I'm devoted to. That's my path to serenity and I can feel the connections to it in everything I sense. I don't even know what to call this but there's your explanation for what I believe.

>> No.10448059

>>10448038
Eat shit, truNEET scum.

>> No.10448066
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>>10448063

>> No.10448062

>>10448044
Sleep. To most people, the daytime is their real life, and sleeping is just something they have to do. Not to me. When I sleep, I enter a fantasy world where I'm the hero and everyone loves me. I've been visiting the same universe for over ten years, and even though it's cliche and juvenile, nobody is judging me because it's my own little story for myself only. I get to fight dragons, time travel, and date cute girls, and that's far more interesting than sitting on 4chan or watching cartoons, which is something I only do to tire myself out.

>> No.10448063

>>10448016
>>10448015
>>10448019
>>10448022
>>10448026
>>10448031
>>10448038
>>10448052
>>10448055
>>10448059

Well, I am gonna go an hero guys. It's not been nice knowing you.

>> No.10448070

>>10448066
>tfw this isn't true
>tfw I care about him :-(

>> No.10448071

How neet lifestyle is related to otaku culture?

>> No.10448068

>>10448063
>an hero
People still say this?

>> No.10448069

>>10448066
y-you too...

>> No.10448074

>>10448071
moot said so :)

>> No.10448076

>>10448066

Tfw I thought it would be polite to let you know i was an heroing. But never mind.

>> No.10448079

The room was walked into by a man by whom strong, handsome features were had. The bed was lain upon by her. Then the bed was lain upon by him. Clothing was removed from them both. Sex was had. Climax was achieved. Afterward, cigarettes were smoked by them. Suddenly, the door was opened by the husband of the woman by whom the bed was lain upon. A gun was held by him. Some screams were screamed and angry words exchanged. Jealousy was felt by the man by whom the gun was held. Firing of the gun was done by him. The flying of bullets took place. Impact was felt by bodies. The floor was hit by bodies. Remorse was then felt by the man by whom the gun was held. The gun was turned upon himself.

And the rest, as they say, is forensics.

>> No.10448085

>>10448066
As much as this picture is harsh, and the poster of it is without a doubt a bully, it's true. People kill themselves every day. Think about it. When was the last time you were emotionally affected by hearing that someone somewhere died outside of your circle of family/friends? And even then, on /jp/, I doubt most people would even bat an eye even if it was their family/friends who died. The only exception is if one of them were their enablers for NEETdom.

>> No.10448094

>>10448085
I-I didn't want you guys to care. I don't care that people starve every day, jump off bridges everyday, and shoot and rape etc.

I thought it would be polite.

inb4: HURR DUUR POLITE FAG

>> No.10448097

>>10448074
Where?

>> No.10448098

>>10448071
NEETs are the cancer killing this board, I will personally do my best to fight it and post at least 5 Toho threads a day

>> No.10448103

>>10448098
We will always come back. We have nowhere else to go :)

>> No.10448106

>>10448094
How would it be polite? Nobody cares about you and nobody will notice that you're gone. Sorry, I just don't understand.

>> No.10448107

>>10448094
Please stop posting here.

>> No.10448110

>>10448085
It's hard for me to explain this to people without coming off like a jaded teenager. I don't care if someone kills themselves. Their family have my sympathy since a relative died, but unless I know the person myself I'm not going to care. Same for starving children in Africa or people who get murdered or whatever. If I really cared, I would be in Africa helping those kids, or I'd be on a police program, not sitting at home donating $5 a month to make myself feel better.

It's insulting when people pretend to care. If I kill myself and /jp/ finds out, I am going to haunt every one of you who insists you care about the death of a person you have never met.

>> No.10448112

>>10448085
>And even then, on /jp/, I doubt most people would even bat an eye even if it was their family/friends who died.

I don't know where this idea of /jp/ being full of sociopaths came from. Most people here are very human.

>> No.10448116

>>10448110
I want you to haunt me. It would be exciting.

>> No.10448119

>>10448071

Welcome to the NHK was probably the main culprit in doing this.

>> No.10448120

>>10448112
It's not that we're sociopaths, it's just that we're uninvolved in their lives.

If I told you John Smith in Australia died, you would say, "Who? Okay, well, that's something."
I imagine the reaction for most /jp/ NEETs would be pretty similar. It's not like we hang out with our families or anything. Of course, if some people here do, I'm sure most of them would care.

>> No.10448123

>>10448120
Yeah, this. You can only care about, like, 150 people anyways.

>> No.10448125

>>10448112
I didn't care when a former co-worker killed himself a few months ago but I'd certainly be impacted by my sister or someone close to me dying.

>> No.10448128

>>10448119
And most people don't even understand that guy who is neet in Welcome to the NHK isn't even otaku.

>> No.10448131
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10448131

I just realized that pic related is 99% of /jp/

>> No.10448132

>>10448128
If he isn't an otaku then most of /jp/ aren't otaku.

>> No.10448135

>>10448098
I wouldn't mind the NEETs and their threads if they didn't follow the "anyone in education or employment is a filthy normal" logic, among other leaps in logic.
Just because I got a shitty job last year doesn't mean I changed my ways or habits.

>> No.10448140

>>10448120
>John Smith

>> No.10448141

>>10448131
Most people on /jp/ are underweight.

>> No.10448142

>>10448062
I've never been able to lucid dream. I might have to try this.

>> No.10448143

>>10448135
The whole normal hating thing itself is getting kind of tired. I wish we could just go back to not caring about normal people instead of complaining constantly about them.

>> No.10448144

I need money, I'll go register myself in the job center tomorrow.
Already finished formalities, just need to go and sign some shit.

Lived as NEET. Was sorta fun. Helped me a lot. But I hope I won't have to go back to it.

>> No.10448146
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Help fellow NEETs, I live in a socialist shithole where meds actually do care for the patients and I tried to get a prescription for methylphenidate, AKA Ritalin, but he first wants me to go to a psychiatrist if I want the prescription, I've no choice.

Luckily the psychiatric is 15 minutes away walking but I'm scared as shit of these people and place, I don't know what to do, please help me.

>> No.10448147

>>10448143
If everyone starts complaining about the complaining, then that's exactly what will happen.

>> No.10448150

I don't care about death, it just doesn't make sad. I don't know why I don't care I just lack the ability to care. I can hardly even feel sympathy beyond knowing it must be tough for someone more human than me who does have the ability to care about the death of someone. I'm too disconnected to feel things like that.

>> No.10448151

>>10448146
2/10 needs more ugly male touhou

>> No.10448153

>>10448150
Congrats, you win the award of "Edgiest Poster on /jp/"

>> No.10448155

>>10448150
wow you're SO special

>> No.10448161

>>10448153
>>10448155

Not sure why people still do this, either reply sensibly or just carry on mocking others to make yourself feel better.

>> No.10448162

>>10448161

Click on this thread. Scroll. Read. How did this thread turn into a bitch fight so fast?

>> No.10448165

>>10448161
>Not sure why people still do this

Sometimes people leave /b/ and visit random boards.

>> No.10448170

>>10448161
Your passive-aggressive pseudo-intellectual post just makes you look like more of a douchebag.

>> No.10448175

>>10448153
Thanks for noticing, I don't care. I genuinely give zero fucks about much anything but my own comfort and self improvement. If I actually had people close to me I wouldn't want them to die and would care about them. But if they did die, then whatever. Sad that they aren't here anymore and but there's nothing I can do. So I go back to not giving a fuck.

>> No.10448172

>>10448132
He wasn't really an Otaku until Yamazaki came along, and even then he didn't change that much.

Yamazaki was a true Otaku though.

>> No.10448174

>>10448150
Imrinfected, you forgot your trip.

>> No.10448182

>>10448172
I've always been jealous of Yamazaki. He seemed to know what he wanted in life. And it didn't even look like he hesitated to move to the countryside. Found a life partner, too. I wonder what it feels like to believe in yourself...

>> No.10448184

>>10448175
Comedy gold.

>> No.10448186

>>10448175
Easy there buddy, that post is edgy enough to cut.

>> No.10448187

>>10448175

>Sad that they aren't here
>nothing i can do
>go back to not giving a fuck

Isn't that called getting over the death of your loved ones?

That's what everyone who isn't a sociopath does.

>> No.10448189

Have any of you ever tried asbestos?

>> No.10448191

>>10448175
If you were here I'd kick you in knee and walk away.

>> No.10448192

>>10448189

Do you even lift bro? DO YOU.

>> No.10448193

>>10448189
too itchy

>> No.10448195

>>10448175
you sound like a very intelligent and sensitive and intelligent person


I hope you won't waste your precious time on /jp/
you deserve better then that

>> No.10448201

>>10448195
Are you saying /jp/ isn't full of geniuses?

>> No.10448202

Has anyone recently found any good ways to fight their depression successfully? I've been googling and searching for answers myself everywhere but most of the things they say to try I've either tried before and didn't feel any better from most things. Right now I'm depressed because I'm just horribly bored.

>> No.10448207
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>>10448175
I know what you mean. It's like, we're all just chemicals on a rock in space anyway, so why bother? What does it matter if one human life disappears? We're all going to die anyway.

>> No.10448208

>>10448202
When I feel depressed I just masturbate or play a video game I've beaten a million times.

>> No.10448209

>>10448182
Same. He had a dream and he followed it, but when it came down to it he went back home to take care of his responsibilities.

I've recently been trying to figure out my own way, but I really have no idea how to go about it.

>> No.10448210

>>10448202

Create an alternate reality for yourself to live in. It is literally THE only full-proof cure for depression.

But it is also the hardest to accomplish without reverting back to reality and realising how pathetic you are.

I have been switching between the two for a while now.

>> No.10448211

>>10448210
Please help us create an alternative reality.
I don't want to deal with this world anymore

>> No.10448212
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10448212

http://emosong.ytmnd.com/

>> No.10448213

>>10448211

Dude, it is entirely subjective. First ask yourself what makes you depressed? What would make you happy?

>> No.10448216

>>10448202
Stop being a bitch and embrace otaku culture. Get off /jp/ and do something.

>> No.10448217

>>10448202
I make p imaginary friends and play with them in imaginary place

actually helps
~uryuu

>> No.10448219

>>10448211
Oh and you will need to aquire this as part of your personality. It helped for me, been walking around in town thinking i am better than everyone. You do it long enough and you honestly do think you are better than everyone.

>> No.10448220

>>10448208
I can't masturbate because when I'm bored it'll just make me masturbate habitually, then I'll wait to just do it all the time and nothing else. And playing video games I've already played way too much just makes my depression worse because it feels like a waste of time.

>> No.10448222

>>10448219

Was supposed to include this link. Gain these delusions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusns_of_grandeur

>> No.10448228

>>10448220
if you don't want to do something don't do it
if there is nothing you want to do in this NEET life of yours, stop being a NEET since it's obviously not for you

>> No.10448229

>>10448220
Playing games I know everything about helps me relax, I guess I can see how it wouldn't work for some people.

>> No.10448230

>>10448220
Look up Deep Brain Stimulation, and remember that you have nothing to lose.

>> No.10448241

>>10448228
It's not that there's nothing I want to do as a NEET, there's lots I want to do. I just can't get myself to do them. I'm bored with things I should be enjoying because I'm just depressed.

>> No.10448246

>>10448222
>>10448219
Grandeur huh. This will take some time, but I will most definitely try.
Thank you

>> No.10448249

>>10448241
No. You're bored because they are boring to you. If you really liked them you would never get bored by them and depression or fatigue would not only not get in your way, but also disappear thanks to them.

Stop lying to yourself.

>> No.10448250

What can a NEET do to survive solely on autism bucks?

>> No.10448251

>>10448132
Most of /jp/ aren't otaku, this thread proves it. News at 11.

>>10448172
He wasn't otaku at all. He just wanted to try everything which looked cool.

Also Welcome to the NHK isn't even otaku anime. It is anime for normals. maybe that's why /jp/ is full of neet blogging.

>> No.10448256

>>10448250
hunt in the woods

>> No.10448257

>>10448250
Starve.

Or apply for food stamps and section 8 housing.

>> No.10448261
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nabj3BVOo

That NEET feel at 5:00

>> No.10448262

>>10448251
Was he a niwaka?

>> No.10448264

>>10448249
I don't think you have any clue how depression works.

>> No.10448268

>>10448184
>>10448186
>>10448187
>>10448191
>>10448195
>>10448207
Being a sociopath is so immature, right? Jesus people are dumb.

>> No.10448267

>>10448261
/jp/ isn't the place to discuss the mighty and just mod slowbeef. Please take all discussion to the LP subforum.

>> No.10448271

>>10448270
It's not a cartoon it's an anime, you baka.

>> No.10448270

Why is everyone talking about the NHK cartoon on /jp/? The novel was better.

>> No.10448274

>>10448271
Isn't there a VN for it, too?

>> No.10448283

why do people post on /jp/?
what's the point?

>> No.10448281

>>10448268
Except it is. Unless you're some 70-year-old artistic philosopher type, you have no reason to be a sociopathic fuckwad other than the fact that society has treated you poorly.

/r9k/ and the other teenage/early-twenties boards take the misogynistic, misanthropic, depressed route. /jp/ takes the taking it easy route.

>> No.10448286

>>10448281
>/r9k/ and the other teenage/early-twenties boards take the misogynistic, misanthropic, depressed route. /jp/ takes the taking it easy route.

Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.10448289 [DELETED] 

>>10448281
>misogynistic

>>>re-dit/r/shitreditsays/

>> No.10448292

>>10448283
>why do people post on /jp/?
For otaku culture. That's why I don't understand point of this thread.

>> No.10448293

>>10448264
Yeah, I don't
you do

it's such a serious problem that you are 100% justified to be a retard because of that, and if someone says you're not that just means they are ignorant and don't know how it's like

<see you again> go rot in hell

>> No.10448300

>>10448293
>Yeah, I don't
>you do
>and if someone says you're not that just means they are ignorant and don't know how it's like

As long as we're clear on that.

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>>10448268
so that's how you call yourself? a sociopath?

haha oh wow
THIS GUY ON THE LEFT WAS A SOCIOPATH

YOU are just being edgy, get over it!

>> No.10448305

>>10448281
People don't just wake up one morning and say, "I think I'd like to be a sociopath." You are or you aren't.

>> No.10448306

>>10448304
Himmler was a good man, you piece of shit.

>> No.10448310

>>10448305
yeah man
PEOPLE ARE BORN SOCIOPATHS
lel

>> No.10448314

>>10448310
You're right. In fact people are born with PSTD too, isn't that funny?

>> No.10448315

>>10448305
Most people who identify as "sociopaths" are only "sociopaths" in the most irrational, juvenile sense. Just because you were dumped and bullied does not mean you are a sociopath. If you were born charismatic and handsome, you would not be a sociopath. You're just a bitter young man who needs to grow up.

>> No.10448317

why can't any of you into sociopathy or personality disorders in the slightest?

you can't just use words however you like.

you're all wrong. about everything. there's no point in discussing it.

>> No.10448325

>>10448306
dunno, in HoI2 he was classified as "efficient sociopath", fell into my memory

>> No.10448326

>>10448315
I think the what you're trying to pull out of your ass is "nihilism". Being a sociopath is a great trait for a charismatic, handsome male. You'll do well with women and in business as a likable sociopath.

>> No.10448331

>>10448317
Sociopathy isn't in my copy of the DSM. If you get me the proper name for it, I'll scan it and post it here.

>> No.10448333

>>10448326
Yup. Sociopaths are people who behave normally, just think differently.
And no, they don't "not care about anything lel so depressed".

>> No.10448343

>>10448325
Pulling out a term from a video game doesn't make you a master historian.

>> No.10448348

none of y'all are even defining what you mean by sociopathy. even the damn wikipedia page says it refers to a bunch of different things in common usage. how do you expect the discussion to actually go anywhere in no one knows what they're discussing?

>> No.10448352

>>10448333
What did >>10448175 say about not caring about anything in life or being depressed?

>> No.10448357

>>10448348
there is no discussion
there is just a faggot claiming his emo edgy little self is "sociopath" and a bunch of people insulting him over that over and over again

oh and there is that guy who keeps saying "you don't even know what sociopath MEANS" now and again, that would be you I presume?

>> No.10448358

>>10448348
Shut it dweeb

>> No.10448360

>>10448343
Not him but fuck you. I learned all about mythology from Age of Mythology, and I passed my economics class thanks to SimCity 3000.

>> No.10448363

>>10448352
no idea
what did he say? I thought it was just some generic bullshit...

>> No.10448364
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10448364

what's a weeaso?

>> No.10448371

>>10448357
I'm not the guy that was being attacked, it just disgusts me when small minds label human seperationists as being juvenile because it doesn't fit in with their suburban era upbringing.

>> No.10448372

>>10448357
then him and everyone else should stop talking.
how can anyone take it easy like this?

>> No.10448374

>>10448371
Then explain objectively why you are so different and what's so bad about everyone else.

Most people in these threads usually take some fault with the "status quo" of human society, but not to this degree.

>> No.10448378

>>10448372
I don't know but I'm sorta enjoying it

the only ones not taking it easey are the pseudo intellectuals who belong in a university or somewhere

>> No.10448390

these stupid threads move so fast

definitely a shitposter/crossboarder containment thread

>> No.10448392

>>10448374
I'm White and they're not.

>> No.10448394

>>10448390
I was thinking about that a while ago.

>> No.10448398

>>10448374
Why does there have to be something bad about you for me to not care about you? No one said they hate the world and all the people in it. Also, no one was patting themselves on the back for being different.

>> No.10448397

>>10448390
smelly dumb toho scum

>> No.10448409

>>10448398
I'm just going by his term "human seperationists". Maybe he was trolling, I don't know. I want to give him the benefit of the doubt and see how things play out.

>> No.10448404

>>10448390
I only come here for these threads. What are you going to do about it, pedofag?

>> No.10448407

>>10448390
Quick go make another Toho thread we need to treat this illness

>> No.10448412

>>10448409
I am that person.

>> No.10448414

>>10448407
I don't think Godzilla is a popular enough franchise on /jp/ to get it's own thread. I think Toho goes to /tv/.

>> No.10448415
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10448415

I am currently in the process of faking rejected university applications.

>> No.10448417

>>10448415
you're doing god's work

>> No.10448421

>>10448419
I don't care, you wapanese fuck.

>> No.10448419
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>>10448414
Toho is more than Godzilla, you faggot.

>> No.10448420

>>10448415
がんばれ broseph!

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>>10448421
Look, if you can't accept that the Nips make better movies, then you can watch your shitty Godzilla (1998) while I enjoy over six decades of entertaining and culturally significant films.

>> No.10448451

>>10448421
If you aren't a weeb you should get out of /jp/

>> No.10448460

>>10448446
>>10448451
shut up nerd lords, fucking weeaboos.

>> No.10448505

>>10448503
Please don't ignore showers if you're going to have long hair.

>> No.10448503
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How do you NEETs deal with hair?

I used to just shave my head, but now I like having long hair because it makes me feel cute. However, it is very itchy if I go for more than a few days without showering.

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>>10448460

>> No.10448509

>>10448503
Shave it or shower, it's as simple as that.

>> No.10448518

>>10448508
How are you on /jp/ if you can't detect irony?

>> No.10448527

>>10448503
Just be natural. U know? shower shampoo... brush
cut once in a while...
I got hair down to my buttocks, feels divine.

>> No.10448549

>>10448518
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>> No.10448642

>>10448549
That's cute, run along back to /q/ now.

>> No.10448702

>>10447846
Just don't try too hard. Try to think outside the box. For me it's that eureka moment when every piece falls into it's own place and creates whole image.

>> No.10448799

I refuse to go on welfare,


any NEET moneymaking tips?

>> No.10448815

>>10448799
Why refuse? What reason is there not to. Maybe if you get on it, you can also find a way to get even more money as you're on welfare.

>> No.10448810

I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with depression. I'm not sure how I feel about this, since I never really considered myself a depressed person. I'm never really happy, but never really sad either. There are a handful of specific occasions where I just felt like crap in a vague sort of way and just felt like laying down for a while, like having a nasty cold but without the physical symptoms. That indeed seems like depression but wasn't all that concerning to me. For the most part I'd actually say I'm pretty content with living my life in front of the computer amounting to nothing.

Any other depression NEETs here who can relate their experiences? I'm not sure what this medicine is supposed to do for me. I feel like I've been unmotivated and apathetic for so long that it's become who I am.

>> No.10448819

>>10448810
They'll give you pills that don't work to continue the oppressive consumer culture of prescribing drugs for everything

>> No.10448821

>>10448815
because people will look down on me even more for abusing a system that was not meant for me

I never plan on working and welfare is meant as a safety net for people looking for jobs.

>> No.10448826

I had a nice time at my aunt's house last night. My uncle was watching the game and I was with the women of the family and my cousins celebrating a birthday in the other room.

Sometimes I feel like I only go to family stuff so I can see my loli cousins.

>> No.10448827

>>10448819
Probably. The disappointing part is I probably can't even get NEETbux for depression.

>> No.10448830

>>10448821
Oh who gives a fuck if people look down on you? Abuse the shit out of it, it's free money.

>> No.10448831
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10448831

Is it just me or is /tg/ a much better board than /jp/?

>> No.10448834

>>10448821
Why do you care if people look down on you?

>> No.10448838

>>10448830
On sick poor man's expense you jerk!

>> No.10448853

>>10448821
I'm going to assume you have depression or anxiety, which are the usual NEET disabilities.

Let me ask you this:
Would you have any problem with someone in a wheelchair claiming disability? After all, not all jobs require using your legs. He could be a phone operator or a welder or something like that.
Now, what's so unfair about a person with depression or anxiety claiming disability? Maybe 50% of jobs involve using your legs. How many jobs require a content mindset or talking to people? Oh, that's right, all of them.

Just claim disability and stop being a faggot. If you don't think you have real problems, that's fine, don't claim it. But if you do, don't ruin it for the rest of us with your warped morals. Too many people do this already.

>> No.10448890

>>10448853
It's so I can pretend I have some pride left

>> No.10448899
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>>10448890
>Wanting to be a NEET
>Having pride

Pick one, compadre

>> No.10448896

>>10448831
It's just you. It's way to much like /v/ in post style.

>> No.10448901

>>10448810
I was diagnosed with depression when I was a kid, but I never really felt depressed. Hearing from my family and doctor that not wanting to do anything was a sign of depression, I was dumb enough to believe them. I was prescribed two medicines to help. At first it was some pill that I was told to take apart and pour over my food, and the second was Prozac. The first pills were so long ago I can't remember how they made me feel. The Prozac though, just smoothed everything out. There were no happy times, and there were no sad times. I had no emotions. Still, being a kid I didn't know and kept taking the pills. My laziness was still with me and eventually I dropped out and stopped taking the pills, and I was able to feel happy and sad again and I lost all the weight those pills made me gain.

I can't remember much from the years when I was on the pills. Ages 10-16 are like a blur to me. I think no child should be prescribed any antidepressants or personality-altering drugs, but you're not a kid. Laziness to me isn't a symptom of depression but rather a symptom of disinterest. Are you interested in your everyday life?

>> No.10449057

Is it actually possible to get money for being depressed or social awkward?
If yes, how much can one expect to get?

>> No.10449071

>>10449057
I get 569 a month for social anxiety and lower back pain. 3/4ths is from the Social Anxiety.

>> No.10449081

>>10449057
No

>> No.10449083

>>10449071
I can't believe people complain about the pittance we get

that's barely enough to survive alone

>> No.10449087

>>10449071
How was it diagnosed?
My back also hurts if I stand for half an hour or so
Also: Which country do you live in?

>> No.10449090

>>10448853
It's a lot easier for people to sympathize with someone who can't walk. "Oh you poor thing you can't walk even though there are various accommodations provided for you such as raps and elevators." You tell someone you have depression or anxiety they just tell you to suck it up and quit being a pussy, "You just don't want to work."

>> No.10449102

>>10449090
I hate it that everyone sees it as a holy duty to work

>> No.10449105

>>10448901
No. Nothing really affects me emotionally (I'm like this without taking any medication though) and I simply feel like life doesn't really offer anything for me. My everyday life is like a blur, I've become very absent-minded and forgetful, and have the tendency to do things in a roundabout fashion if it takes less thought to do so. It's weird, I often hear people talking about psych drugs completely numbing them or other people out, but I already feel that way all the time.

>> No.10449109

>>10449087
US and I just went to the doctor complaining of back pain. I should mention this is Veteran's Assistance disability.

>> No.10449114

Friends, what household items do you have that make your NEET life truly comfortable?

I have an e-cig with many flavors, some kratom for rainy days, a rice cooker, and lots of pajamas and slippers. I'm thinking of getting one of those Keurig coffeemakers.

What creature comfort can you not do without?

>> No.10449120

>>10449114
>pajamas

just wear your birthday suit

>> No.10449129

>>10449114
Electric blanket. It's so nice to sit all warm and cuddle my dakimakura.

>> No.10449131

>>10449102
Eh, it's not like working isn't important. Someone has to do something. But working is an option. If you don't have to work well you don't have to. It's what capitalism is. Trading things for other things. Oversimplified as hell, but you get the idea. If you value your free time more than extra cash then that is your choice. There certainly isn't a shortage of workers either. In fact there's a shortage of employment, so can you really blame someone for not wanting to work? After a while you just get discouraged and stop trying. At least then you don't count into the unemployment statistic, so it's a win win.

>> No.10449132

>>10449114
I have my authentic nippon futon and buckwheat pillow, they strengthen my japanese spirit and my ancestors give me the best night sleep.

>> No.10449153

>>10449114
I have one of those Keurig coffeemakers, I didn't think it would be worth it at first but it really is and there is a wide variety of tasty drinks in k-cups you can buy, it's not just for coffee. And what exactly is kratom anyways? I heard the word thrown around before but never looked into it.

>> No.10449162

>>10449153
It's a "legal" drug I think.

>> No.10449182

How do I stop my nipples from growing hairs

>> No.10449190

>>10449153
It's a legal drug, yeah. Has the same effect as opiates.

>> No.10449208

>>10449190
Ah I see, was just reading some experiences. I think I'll try it out sometime.

>> No.10449217

>>10449190
What are the long term and immediate effects?

>> No.10449226

>>10449182
it's not like anyone is going to see you naked anyways

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>>10447733
>>10447733
Well that's one breed of NEET, there are also those who have earned enough money that they're free to live without a care in the world and those who were blessed with it from the start and didn't spend it lavishly upon inheriting it, there are also those who perpetually travel in order to survive and those blessed by God with such luck that regardless of anything society throws at them they still survive without exhausting themselves
Retired and househusbands alike, not all NEETs are basement dwellers who suck on their parents, but all of them have liberty in mind, lottery winners and vagabonds alike it s good to be free

>> No.10449267

>>10449114
I have rations in my room so I don't have to leave for food
Bookshelves filled with a bunch of stuff and my battlestation is set nicely

>> No.10449272

>>10449217
I take it in capsule form. After about 20 minutes I start to feel euphoric and have a burst of energy which after a few hours turns into a warm sedated feeling. Don't overdo it though, as you can get a hangover. I take 4 to 6 grams.

Long term effects are minimal, its about as safe as caffeine since it is not an actual opiate that you are ingesting. It is possible to become addicted if overused.

>> No.10449305

>>10449272
What capsules are you taking exactly. I want to take a look.

>> No.10449324

>>10449305
Since Honest Kratom went out of business, I would probably get this instead http://www.mistymountainherbals.costore/bali-ssv-100-grams-p402.php

You fill the caps yourself, with 00 size capsules from Amazon. Each cap is a gram. It's really easy, you just scoop it up.

>> No.10449545

Dear diary I didn't do shit today

>> No.10449658

Instead of killing my brain and passing the time using pot, alcohol, and vidya, what else should I be doing?

how long would it take me to become a 1337 progr4mm3r? I already waste most of my day on the computer so I might as well be doing something useful with it besides porn and 4chan.

>> No.10449701

>>10449114
Pajamas, water dispenser, and personal refrigerator/freezer. I cherish them all.

>> No.10449703

>>10449658
>how long would it take me to become a 1337 progr4mm3r?

Around 7 years with 3 hours of practice each day

>> No.10449708

>>10449105
I don't know what to tell you, maybe you could look for something that interests you to see how it affects you.

>> No.10450940

>>10447535
dayuwhho dat gurrl on da far rite

uuummppph!!

>> No.10450941

>>10447566
Same here. I need to get money somehow

>> No.10451137

>>10450941
I reccomend getting a JOB.

>> No.10451162

>>10451137
Woah... totally didn't expect that. Out of all the things they could do, that's a really far out idea man. Next thing you'll be telling me they can also apply for this crazy thing called 'welfare' right? You crazy dawg.

>> No.10451186

>>10451162
Yeah, nah. That's kind of hard and having severe social anxiety and OCD is kind of a problem.

I want to know how to get welfare in murrika though

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I'm probably going to kill my NEET life soon. Living with fighting parents takes a toll on my mental health. $800/month of disability money won't be enough to keep living in this city. Farewell life of having to not pay rent.

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Today Is my first day in college (community) but I skipped yesterday and I already just want to kill myself. My panic attacks weren't as I was expecting but I feel out of place here because...

Everyone had to introduce themselves, 90% of the class is married with 6+ kids and jobs while I'm one of the only "kids" in class. I could not speak up no matter how much I told myself I could and the teacher had to walk up all the way to me to hear my half-assed intro. She gave me a "if you don't want to be here then get the fuck out" look after moving on to the next person. Now I'm waiting for my next class to start (the speech class) and then maybe buy my books and go home.

If I drop everything I get kicked out but at this point I'd prefer homelessness>homeless help>job training>my own apartment w/ job>go to school when I'm ready than put up with this shit. The only thing keeping me sane is my laptop and denpa.

>> No.10451607

I wish more NEETs were active on Omegle. ._.

>> No.10452379

>>10451186
Well, you won't be able to get cash welfare unless you have kids. They will just give you food stamps.
I think most people here get Social Security, which takes about a year to get usually. You also have to be undergoing treatment with a doctor or psychiatrist.

>> No.10452447

I'm probably going to be kicked out soon and I'm having panic attacks over it. Do you think I could get autism bucks sooner?

>> No.10452747

>>10452447
No, they won't approve it that fast unless you are a vegetable. It will definitely take 8 months to a year.

>> No.10452824

>>10452747
Fuck. Any street NEETs around to give me tips on homelessness?

>> No.10452834

>>10452824
churches give out free food and sometimes clothes

sneak into gym's and use the showers

>> No.10453116

>>10452447
You have enough for a used car? Sleeping in that would be better than the streets or unpredictable and unsafe shelters.

>> No.10455227

>>10452824
Where are you? I could write the book on being homles

>> No.10455257 [DELETED] 

>>10448901
personally when I read that story...doctors don't think about how a person feels rather how they function and perfrom their daily tasks and whether they preform them with the ease that puts everyone else at ease. If you don't then you are diagnosed and must be corrected. These corrections to your brain chemistry often destroy a persons ego and brainwashing is the only way to ensure that person keeps taking the pills. Normals are the only people who will continue with this unopposed. Us steppenwolves will fight, and fight we will for it makes us strong. I am with you.

>> No.10455262

>>10448899
Pride, a deadly sin

>> No.10455312

>>10448147
It sucks having to talk about things you don't care about. GoD!nd

>> No.10455321

>>10448209
Maybe that is how he felt.

>> No.10455389

>>10448899
I pick both, because I refuse to work for the Jews.

>> No.10455389,1 [INTERNAL] 

where the new NEET general at?

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