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10444345 No.10444345[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

remember that time when you dreamt of winning the lottery?

>> No.10444348

I still dream of that.

>> No.10444357

>Remember
Yesterday? The powerball is $175 million. IIRC.

>> No.10444358
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10444358

>that one lottery that was like 500 million dollars
>buy nine tickets
>"IF I WIN, I COULD BUILD /jp/ MANSION!"

I didn't win.

>> No.10444360
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10444360

sometimes i dream of becoming a superhero. and having a harem.

>> No.10444363

I dream of that every day

>> No.10444368
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10444368

i buy lottery tickets every week

>> No.10444369

I was dreaming that just earlier today.
If I won enough I'd like to take 10 or so choice /jp/sies to Japan with me.

And then leave them.

>> No.10444370

I had a dream once about winning a nice car. I even remember questioning myself during my dream as to whether it was a dream or not. I concluded that it wasn't, and I was disappointed when I woke up.

>> No.10444373
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10444373

I want to take out a underaged girl's virginty, this seems so tasty
but since I'm not a pedophile or a raper, this is not going to happen... I wish I had normal objectives...

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>>10444369
to die?

>> No.10444379

Every day.
What really gets me is the people who win it and then waste it all on big houses and fancy cars. The fools! Don't they know they could use that money to spend the rest of their lives inside playing eroge? Why would you toss away a completely carefree existence just so you can own some expensive things?

It's madness. Pure madness.

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>>10444373
>I want to take out a underaged girl's virginty
>I'm not a pedophile

>> No.10444384

>>10444373
how are you not a pedophile if you want to rape little girls?

>> No.10444391
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>>10444358
Would I be welcome to the /jp/ mansion?

>> No.10444404

>>10444391
No.

>> No.10444409

>>10444404
(´・ω・`)

>> No.10444412

Guys, I'm going to build a mansion full of little girls in maid dressies. Only going to need a few mil for donations.
Who's in?

>> No.10444415
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10444415

I dream about being a computer genius, and knowing everything about programming, networking, and hardware engineering.

As of now I can't even fucking figure out how to sniff packets of other computers on my own network when WPA2 is enabled without using backtrack's tools handing it to me, and figuring out how to configure openbox is too much for me. I have never written a single serious line of code other then copy and pasting shit like hello worlds or simple programs into IDE's and changing them a bit.

I dream of living my life off trading through the stock market, but I'll probably end up blowing through and losing all my money when I will try soon.

I dream of having sex every single day of my life. I jack off every single day, multiple times a day, and want to have sex so bad, but it just doesn't happen. My standards are very low and I would even love to fuck guys/traps if they were like my friends at /jp/ or /g/.

I want to have a lot of money, never work, and have a daughter or son (or desperate /jp/sie) to teach stuff to or have someone be reliant on me.

>> No.10444419

>>10444415

>I dream of having sex every single day of my life. I jack off every single day, multiple times a day, and want to have sex so bad, but it just doesn't happen. My standards are very low and I would even love to fuck guys/traps if they were like my friends at /jp/ or /g/.
>I jack off every single day, multiple times a day
How? I usually can't more than 3 or maybe 4 times a day.

>> No.10444428

>>10444419
you need to get a boner to jack off

>> No.10444430

>>10444415
:3

>> No.10444433
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10444433

I want to have enough money to never work a single day of my life.

>> No.10444436

>>10444428
Yes, but with jacking off includes ejaculating, right?

>> No.10444437

I had a dream where I had sex with all of the girls in Senran Kagura

That was a very nice dream

>> No.10444438 [DELETED] 

>>10444415

>this post
my feels are in orbit bros

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>>10444419

Strong libido.

>> No.10444457

I was playing a game called Battlectas on my most expensive possession this morning, my phone, and I saw an advertisement for a $1 million prize if you just sign up online for a newsletter from this big company. The best part is it comes in parts. $5000 a week for the rest of your life and somebody else's life after you die, until it hits $1 million.

I spent about 2 hours daydreaming about what I would do if I won, then I realized I won't win because I've never won at anything in my life.

>> No.10444459

>>10444415
> I can't even fucking figure out how to sniff packets of other computers on my own network when WPA2 is enabled without using backtrack's tools handing it to me, and figuring out how to configure openbox is too much for me.
I used to think that being "cool" in programming meant writing code only in assembly, sniffing, cracking and hacking. I read some books on assembly and networking, made a couple of cracks though never really got good at it. Then much later it struck me that these were mere technical problems regulated by higher tier stuff like computer science and hardware engineering I was clueless about. Finally, I saw some really bright people who did Really Cool Shit in hardware and software and, despite my expectations, they were not looking socially awkward or geeky at all, maybe a little autistic. Just wanted to share my incoherent thoughts for no reason.

>> No.10444467

I dream of being good looking.
Good looking people get everything handed to them.

>> No.10444476
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>>10444345

Lottery is for delusionals and it will only make you lose your money, time and will.

Stop procrastinating and start working hard NOW!

>> No.10444479

I had this dream today where I was hanging out with this loli and her mom came. I was like WHOA lady, this isn't what you think. Then she grabbed my dick trying to pleasure me and I was like WHOA lady not in front of the child please! Then I woke up and I was like fuck! I should have let her kept going. I went back to sleep trying to continue the dream but it was to no avail.

>> No.10444484

>>10444467
They might win in social situations, but in everything else ugly people aren't restricted by any means.

Stop being a lil' cry baby bitch because tfw no gf.

>> No.10444484,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10444415
Fuck....

>> No.10444484,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10444476
But Trump's father gave him everything, he never had to start off at all.

>> No.10444484,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10444479
I had a dream where I was using magic powers on some little boy to make him scream in pain, but for some reason I couldn't kill him. Instead I just slid my dick into him and started having sex with him. It was in the reverse cowgirl position. My dad and sister were seeing this also. No matter how hard I pumped him though, I couldn't cum. I then woke up hard and masturbated while thinking about it to finish. That was the first dream I've ever had sex in as far as I can remember.

I'm not gay by the way.

>> No.10444484,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10444415
Over a year later and I'm sure nothing has changed.

>> No.10444484,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10444484,3
FUCKING

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.10444484,6 [INTERNAL] 

I just want to live a life filled with cute girls doing cute things.

>> No.10444484,7 [INTERNAL] 

Explore watery areas with a loli. For a few years now I've had a strong urge to swim in bodies of water that aren't pools but unfortunately I live in a desert and the closest one is about two hours out of town, or rather, out of the desert. I visited it a couple of years ago and even though it was pretty small, it was incredible to me, especially with the fish in it. Other than the fish there were tons of other animals. I've never seen such a large amount of different wild creatures in such a small area and to me the abundance of them is fascinating. Specifically, I was amazed at the amount of aquatic creatures living there. I used to keep aquariums when I was a kid and had dreams of being a marine biologist, so the life in the water is special to me. I think it would be be nice to show something like that to a cute loli. It doesn't have to be that specific spot, but rather just any area with a large enough naturally occuring body of water to play in with a loli.

>> No.10444484,8 [INTERNAL] 

how many times just today have I masturbated to "raburaibu" ....

>> No.10444484,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10444484,5
Yeah that's definitely a pretty gay post.

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